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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You run down the bustling Paris sidewalk and notice there are wanted posters of you everywhere. Some of them were even hastily plastered overlapping some of Adrien's posters as well. You didn't have any disguises or anything, so you put the collar of your leather jacket up and tuck your long hair into the back of your jacket in an attempt to blend in and look different. You felt relieved that you changed your clothes at Adrien's house before you left, so at least you'd be a little more difficult to spot. You look around and see a few familiar faces as you continue walking. Luka was happily playing his guitar for a small group of his peers. You wanted to go talk to him, but thought it would be best to lay low and not attract any attention. He couldn't help you anyway, he didn't know Master Fu and probably couldn't help you save Adrien anyway. Luka's more of weed selling friend, and not a rescue Adrien type of friend. You notice Alya recording her video blog again and looking quite busy. She barely knew you anyway, and she was chatting with Marinette about something. You decide to walk past them since none of them can help you. You turn your back to the street and pretend to window shop as a patrol car speeds past you and turns on its siren as it rounds the corner. "Fuck, that was close!" you think to yourself as you hear the siren wail and become distant. You walk past the bakery knowing that Tom and Sabine can't help you either. You continue walking as you watch Gorilla drive by with a black haired woman with glasses probably looking for Adrien, or perhaps she was his wife. You'd ask him for help, but you could barely understand him. You watch him as he slowly turns a corner and drives off. Nino might be able to help you, but you're pretty sure you were unconscious long enough that he probably left the hospital by now. You didn't have his phone number or know where he lived either. You try to remember the way to get to Master Fu's house, but you were only there once and were upset the last time you went. You were pretty sure you knew the way and would recognize his Chinese windchimes when you arrived. You hoped that the cops didn't stop you, you didn't have time to play cops and foreigners right now. Adrien needed your help and you weren't sure what would happen to Plagg if he was away from the Miraculous ring for too long. Eventually, you find Master Fu's house but it took considerably longer than you'd expected. Time was not on your side. You had no idea what Chloe was doing to Adrien right now, but you were pretty sure it involved some pretty rough BDSM or pegging. Knowing Chloe, probably both.
You run up onto Master Fu's porch and loudly bang on the front door. "Go away! I keep telling you people that I don't want any of your Watchtower magazines! I'm a Buddhist monk!" Master Fu shouts from inside the house. "Wait, what? Dude, I'm not a fucking Jehovah's witness! It's me! Chat Noir's lover! Open the door!" you shout as you bang on his door again. You hear Master Fu unlock the doorknob and deadbolt but leaves the chain lock on to look at you. "Look, you're too inflexible and clumsy to learn Kung Fu. Quit smoking cigarettes and maybe we'll talk. And if this is about the happy ending massage, I'm not going to upset my student. Ask Chat Noir for happy ending." Fu says as he politely hands you a fortune cookie and slams the door. "Damnit, Fu! You can't get rid of me with Chinese food unless it's fantail shrimp or Peking duck!" you shout at the door. "Ok. Please wait twenty minutes." Fu says from inside the house. "Will you just open the door? It's important! I lost Chat Noir!" you shout at the door. "Maybe if you cut down on the booze, and stop swearing, he wouldn't have left! I'm Master Fu, not Dr. Phil!" Fu replies from inside. "No... that's not what I meant! We didn't break up, I literally LOST him! Plagg is with me!" you shout as you unzip your duffel bag. "Plagg? How do you know Plagg?" Master Fu asks as he opens the door a slight crack. "Fu, I know everything. Adrien Agreste is Chat Noir. Please open the door, it's an emergency." you explain to the elderly guardian. "They're serious, Master Fu! My master has been kidnapped... or catnapped. One of the two." Plagg says as he pops out of your bag. "Very well, come on in." Master Fu says as he shuts the door to remove the chain before opening it wide and waving you inside.
Master Fu puts on a pot of tea before gesturing you to sit at his Kang table. "A bit low, isn't it? Not really a fan of chairs, are you?" you ask him as you set your duffel bag down on the floor. "You get on your knees to sit at this table. I'm sure you're no stranger to that, are you?" Master Fu says making Plagg giggle. You kneel down at the table. "Hmm... something's missing. This doesn't feel right without Chat Noir." you snicker as Master Fu raises his eyebrow. "You'll have to forgive them, Master Fu. They're quite insane and perverted. You should see the things they do to Chat Noir. It's disgusting. Like jackrabbits those two are!" Plagg explains as he gags. "Plagg, be nice! Young lovers often engage in frequent sexual encounters. Some just... more than others." Fu replies as you belch up a shiny bubble of motor oil. "Wait... why did they..." Fu begins to say before Plagg interrupts him. "DON'T ASK! Trust me, they're disgusting!" Plagg says as he facepaws again and shakes his head. "Fu, listen! Adrien has been kidnapped! He's at Le Grand Paris and I can't get in. I need to rescue him and bring Plagg back. Speaking of, do you have any more of that repulsive cheese that he likes?" you say to Master Fu. "Yes, I have more camembert. Tell me exactly what happened." Fu says as he gets up from his Kang table and retrieves a can of camembert cheese before opening it and setting it down for Plagg. "Thank you, Master Fu! I was very hungry after transforming back!" Plagg says happily as he devours the foul-smelling cheese. "Ok, I went out with Chat Noir and he used his cataclysm power, and we were too far away for him to make it home in time. He changed back naked on the street and was kidnapped by the mayor's daughter!" you explain in a short synopsis to get him up to speed. "Naked? Why was he naked? Adrien knows better than to do something stupid like that! Who's idiotic idea was that, anyway?" Master Fu shouts. "Um... I-It was Plagg's! He thought it would be a funny prank!" you shout as you point to the full-mouthed kwami. "Mmf-Mmm!" Plagg says as he quickly tries to chew his cheese. "Hmm... that does seem to be a prank that Plagg would pull. However your story seems somewhat dishonest. Plagg can fly through walls. If he wanted to play pranks on Adrien when he were nude, why not just fly into the shower like other kwamis do? I've also been meaning to ask you about your dreams. Have you been dreaming about wolves again?" Master Fu says as Plagg swallows his cheese so he can speak. "They're lying, Master Fu! They made my master transform naked for their own perverted enjoyment!" Plagg says as he finishes his camembert and belches loudly. "Shut up, Plagg! It wasn't perverted, I only asked him to transform naked for... um... science! I just wanted to see how the suit worked. As for the wolf dreams, they seem to be getting weirder. I got eaten by a gigantic wolf on the surface of the moon." you say to them. "You're a lair! You wanted to play hole and peg with him again!" Plagg argues. "A giant wolf on the moon? Aru the moon wolf!" Master Fu says seeming to understand the symbolism of your strange dream. "What the fuck is Aru the moon wolf?" you ask Master Fu and blow a raspberry at Plagg.
"Aru is a kwami like Plagg. His power is the wild moon. He is a wolf and the closer he gets to the moon, the stronger and more powerful he becomes. Lycanthropy originated with Aru ages ago. He is a kwami that chooses his master. Only the most wild of humans are worthy enough to wield Aru's incredible power. Reckless people who drink excessively, have unpredictable mood swings, people with bizarre sex fetishes or have excessive sex in general, or people who do copious amounts of drugs are all good candidates to be Aru's master." Master Fu explains. "Jeez, Master Fu. I think the foreigner checks all of the boxes you just mentioned." Plagg says as he looks at you strangely and Fu's teapot whistles. "So you have been chosen by Aru. Consider yourself honored. He is a very powerful kwami. I hope you're not allergic to dogs." Fu says as he gets up to pour tea and return. He slides a steaming cup of Chinese tea in front of you and sits across from you kneeling at his Kang table with a cup in his hand. "Thanks, Master Fu. I don't think I'm allergic to dogs. I have sex with a cat dude all the time, I probably would have sneezed or something." you shrug as you blow on your tea and take a sip. "Then you may be the owner of a kwami. The next step is locating him." Fu says as he sips his scalding tea. "How am I supposed to find a kwami?" you ask as you sip your tea. "Kwamis don't often venture very far from our Miraculous. Aru is the kwami of the moon pendant. Find the pendant, find the kwami." Plagg tells you. "So where is the pendant?" you ask them. "Aru and the moon pendant have been lost for centuries. The most I know is that it's somewhere beneath the city of Paris." Master Fu explains as he sips his tea. "That doesn't help very much. Paris is a big city. A pendant is like a small necklace, right? How am I supposed to find it?" you ask them as you drink your tea. "That is a quest you must take on your own. I cannot help you with this any further. The journey for the lost kwami is a journey you must take alone. Now we must focus on rescuing your lover." Master Fu says as he drinks his tea. "Ok, so can you help me get into the hotel? I was wondering if you have any more baijiu that I could have, or any flammable liquid actually. It doesn't HAVE to be baijiu, just combustible. Oh! And some aspirin if you have any. I kinda forgot to pick some up from the hospital." you say as you finish your tea. "Yes, I have these items that you require. I'm also going to let you borrow something. Plagg, I want you to make sure they return it when they're finished with it." Master Fu says as he retrieves a bottle of aspirin and a bottle of rum. "You're trusting THEM with a Miraculous? Sometimes I think you're crazier than they are, Master Fu." Plagg giggles until Fu stares at him to silence his disrespect. "They may be wild, but their heart is pure. They need this Miraculous to rescue their lover." Fu says as he opens an old phonograph and hands you a black hexagonal box with red Chinese writing on the top. "What is this?" you ask as you open the box and are blinded by a flash of blue light. "Greetings, mortal! I am Ziggy, the goat." a small black and white goat kwami tells you. "Um... hello. I need help rescuing my boyfriend." you inform the small kwami. "Take these hair clips within the box and put them on. When you need me, say: Ziggy! Horns! and I'll give you your powers." she tells you. "How do I turn the powers off again?" you ask the kwami. "Simply say: Ziggy hooves! and I will return you to normal. Do you accept me as your kwami?" Ziggy asks you. "Sure, as long as we're not married or anything because I'm engaged... and human." you chuckle as you put the hair clips into your long hair.
"Go ahead, try it out." Plagg says as he looks at you. "Fine, very well. Ziggy horns!" you say as you become temporarily paralyzed and Ziggy is sucked into one of your hair clips. You feel a surge of energy as you feel the kwami bond with you in every molecule of your body. You brush your hands over the hair clips turning them into mighty ram horns. You add your own style to the transformation process as you do John Travolta's dance move from Pulp Fiction to make your mask appear over your eyes. You stamp your foot as hoof-shaped boots appear on your feet and travel up your body forming your black and white costume. You roar like a minotaur as you pull out a long spear and shake your head around as a giant hoofprint appears behind you. When the transformation is complete, the room returns to normal. "Holy shit! I'm a goat! I'm hungry for grass and tin cans suddenly." you say as you eat the empty camembert tin and crunch it loudly. "Eww. That's horrible! Those horns are really creepy too! The last thing YOU need are devil horns!" Plagg says as he watches you swallow the jagged metal can. "As above, so it is below!" you say in a spooky demonic voice as you point one hand at the floor and the other skyward. "Gaa! Stop that! You're really freaking me out! Get thee behind me, Satan!" Plagg says as he hides behind Master Fu. "Relax, Plagg. They are not a demon, they're a goat." Master Fu says as he hands you the rum and aspirin. "It's ok, Fu. I'll change back to save my powers. Ziggy! Hooves!" you say as you quickly change back in a flash of blue light making Ziggy reappear. "Thank you for the can, it was delicious!" Ziggy says as she stifles a burp. "Thanks again for all your help, Master Fu. I'm sorry my actions got one of your students captured." you say with a polite bow as you bend down to pick up your duffel bag. Master Fu quickly kicks your bag under his Kang table and stands in front of it blocking you from retrieving it. "Uh... I kinda need my bag, Fu." you say as you look at him curiously. "Not with the Miraculous you don't. I am the guardian of the Miraculous. To ensure that you return Ziggy to me, I'm keeping your weapons until the Miraculous is safely back where it belongs. The sooner you rescue Chat Noir, the sooner you may have your weapons back. Take good care of Ziggy while you're gone. Don't forget your rum and aspirin." Master Fu says in a martial arts stance. "All right, fine. I already got into a fight with a karate guy once this week, I don't want to fight his boss too. Come on guys, get in!" you say as you open your jacket for Plagg and Ziggy as they fly into your coat. "I'll be back with your Miraculous soon. Thanks, Master Fu." you say as you put the aspirin and rum into your coat and walk out of Fu's house waving goodbye as he shuts the door behind you.
"Hey! There you are!" Luka says happily as you walk out of Master Fu's house. "Hey, Luka! It's nice to see you again. You look good as always." you say with a whistle. "Flattery will get you everywhere, my friend." he says as he plays an upbeat riff on his guitar. "What are you doing here, anyway? Was there something you needed? I'm trying to find Adrien." you say as Luka tunes his guitar. "Actually, there was something I wanted to give you." he says as he plays a happy tune. "Oh? What's that?" you ask him curiously. "Your receipt." he says as his eyes narrow and he smashes you in the face with his guitar knocking you to the ground. "OW! Shit! Receipt? Receipt for what?" you ask as you lay on the ground holding your face. "A receipt for what you did to Juleka. Keep the fucking change!" Luka shouts angrily. "Luka, that was an accident. I didn't mean to hit Juleka!" you explain as you sit up. "Listen closely, because I'm only going to say this one time: You're my friend and all, but don't you EVER put your fucking hands on my sister again." he warns you. "Dude, I'm sorry! I swear it was an accident!" you explain as you get back up and stagger. "Everything's fine now, but I owed you a receipt. Good luck with your search for Adrien." Luka says with a small smile and a salute as he slings his guitar over his shoulder and walks away. "Fuck, I guess I deserved that." you say as you shake out the cobwebs in your head and walk toward Le Grand Paris.
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