Aventure Amoureuse | By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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You hold Chat Noir tightly as he continues to run and jump across the rooftops on your way to Lariboisière hospital. "I'm really sorry I kicked you back there when we were at the Pont des Arts. I didn't know what you were doing, and I panicked." Chat says as he vaults over a building on his staff. "It's ok, Chaton. No harm done. I just didn't want to tell you what I was doing. I wanted to surprise you." you reply as you playfully nip at his ear as you watch him bounce off of an awning. "Now I feel REALLY bad." he pouts feeling guilty. "I'm sure we can figure out some sort of sexy way for you to make it up to me. Besides, if anyone asks I'll just say I fell. I'm clumsy." you snicker. "Please don't start that again, you make me feel like I'm abusive." Chat grumbles as he surfs across a telephone wire. "Ok, I'll stop. Just answer me this question real quick: What would you call me if you give me a black eye?" you chuckle at him. "I don't know, is this some sort of riddle or something?" he asks curiously. "No, you'd call me a fast-learner! Get it?" you laugh as you cover one of your eyes with your hand. "Ugh! That's horrible! That's not funny at all!" Chat says as he gets your abusive boyfriend joke. "Ok, ok. Maybe that one wasn't so good. What would you say if you give me TWO black eyes?" you grin at him as he runs across the rooftops. "I'm honestly afraid to ask." he says as he waits for your next horrendous joke. "Nothing. You already told me twice!" you say as you laugh hysterically. "That one was even worse! Please stop with the abusive boyfriend jokes! They really hurt my feelings!" Chat says with an upset look. "I'm sorry, I don't want to make you mad. I know how you get if I don't have supper and a beer ready for you on time." you tease him as he hops across a building. "Stop! Please! You're going to make me cry!" he says as he gets more upset. "Ok, Chaton. I had my fun. No more abusive boyfriend jokes... for now." you smile as you kiss him. "Thank you, my amour. You make me feel like a redneck in a trailer park when you make jokes like that." he says as you approach the hospital. "You know, not every guy that hits his lover is poor. Let us not forget Sean Connery and Johnny Depp." you remind him as you playfully tap his jaw with your fist. "You're comparing me to two of the sleaziest drunks in Hollywood?" Chat says as he pouts sadly and lands in the parking lot of Lariboisière hospital. "Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. I doubt that you hit as hard as Sean Connery, and you're MUCH cuter than Johnny Depp ever was... except maybe for 21 Jump Street. He used to be pretty hot before the drugs ruined his looks." you tease him as you climb off his back. "Um... not to brag or anything, but I can hit a lot harder than a dead Scottish actor can. I have super strength, remember?" he replies as he effortlessly bends a metal sign in half in the parking lot, before bending it back to its original form. "Wow! That was actually pretty sexy. Can you bend me like that when we get home?" you smile at him as you snuggle up to him and rub his chest as you walk together. "Baby, I'll bend you any way that you want me to if you lay off the corny abuse jokes." Chat says as he runs his claws through your hair. "Chat, you knocked out one of my teeth TODAY. This morning. You kicked me in my spine with a steel-toe boot like ten minutes ago. I think I'm allowed to make a joke or two." you remind him and make a valid point. "I'm sorry, I really am. Sometimes you're just a very difficult person to figure out. I get frustrated with you occasionally and I don't know what to do." he pouts as he kisses your forehead in apology. "You know you sound like EVERY abusive boyfriend that's ever come down the pike, right?" you inform him as you raise an eyebrow at him. "I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it." Chat says as he looks down at his feet and shuffles toward the hospital. "Babe, relax. I'm not some weak person like Rose or Marinette. I'm only a little bit smaller than you are, and I carry a lot of weapons on me. If I was that upset by it, I probably would have shot your balls off on the Pont des Arts. Your twig and berries look fine to me though." you whistle as you pat his bulge while you walk. "Please don't shoot me. I already feel bad enough." he says as he shuffles his feet. "Don't worry, I won't break my favorite toy. Is that suit bulletproof by the way?" you ask as you draw your MAC50 and press it against his bulge. "Stop it, don't play around like that! To answer your question: Yes. My suit is bulletproof, but I'm not! If you shoot me in the crotch with that cannon of yours, it WILL hurt me very badly, possibly even shatter my pelvis. I got shot once already wearing my costume. The suit ripples when bullets hit it. The material doesn't tear, but I had a nasty bruise for a while. It kind of works like a bulletproof vest, but I don't know what my costume is made out of." Chat explains as he looks down at your gun pressed against his penis. "I wouldn't shoot you anyway, especially there. If I was going to shoot you, it would probably be in that cute little butt of yours." you tease him as you return your pistol to your jacket pocket. "Why would you shoot me in my ass?" he asks you. "I dunno. I guess it would be kind of funny to see you jump around afterwards." you snicker as you squeeze his butt and walk into Lariboisière hospital together.
"Hang on a minute, my amour. I don't want a repeat of what happened last time." Chat Noir says as he runs over to the metal detector and blocks the sensor with his hand allowing you to pass through without setting off the alarm. "Thank you, my love. I don't want my guns to make that thing beep again like at the Louvre." you smile at him as you adjust your duffel bag on your shoulder. "Here, take this since you have the bag." he says as he unzips his costume and pulls out a bottle of his fancy wine from his cellar. "Mmm... the bottle must have been cold." you tease him as you play with his hard nipple inside of his costume. "S-Stop! I promise I'll have sex with you later. I can't just do it in the middle of a busy hospital hallway." Chat explains as he quickly zips up his costume to prevent you from pawing at him and hands you the bottle. "We could TRY." you say as you stick your tongue out and wag it in between your teeth as you put the bottle in your bag. "You know there's security cameras in here, right? I could see it now: We fuck in the hallway and then go home and turn on the news. They're playing our sex tape on TV with a crawl at the bottom of the screen that reads: Local Hero Has Sex in Public With Wanted Fugitive. What do you think that would do to my reputation? I know the mayor and Lt. Raincomprix personally. Plus I could never look my peers in the eye ever again. Ladybug would think I was a degenerate pervert, and Viperion would NEVER stop teasing me about it. Especially since his dick is bigger than mine." Chat explains to you. "Dude, will you let that go? Your dick is fine, trust me." you say as you trace the outline of his bulge as you walk together. "I guess you must like it since you're always groping on me and you rarely make eye contact with me when I'm in costume anymore." he says as he puts his hand over his bulge while you walk to the elevator. "Chat, I honestly don't think you superheroes notice what you look like in those costumes. They're REALLY tight and hide nothing. You all might as well be wearing body paint. You and Viperion's cocks are clearly visible and Ladybug has very noticeable camel toe. I had a blast with you guys last night! Drinking, dancing, drugs, crazy sex, AND a free show from three hot people in costumes? I'll bet it's even more fun in the winter when it's cold out." you say as you rub his chest over his costume making his nipples visibly erect. "Come on, will you focus? We'll play later. I'll even let you pick out something sexy for me to wear for you if you'd like, but you have to stop groping on me. Fuckin' horndog." he teases you as he playfully slaps your hand away. "Deal. I'm sure you have something cute and slutty in there, it's a big closet." you smile as you politely fold your hands and keep them to yourself. "I have a mesh shirt from an old Halloween costume. It's... completely... see-through." he whispers to you as he licks your earlobe and purrs. "I'll be good! I promise!" you say as you bite your lip and press the elevator button. "That's what I wanted to hear. Looking me in the eyes would probably earn you some brownie points with me as well." Chat says with a sexy wink as you look at his emerald eyes. "I admit, I absolutely love your eyes. Mine do tend to wander when you wear skin-tight bodysuits though." you shrug and lean back to steal a glance at his ass as he enters the elevator with you. "You're such a perv, and I like it." he chuckles as he lifts his tail and wiggles his butt at you. "Don't point that thing at me if you don't want me to hit the emergency stop and ravage you in the elevator." you say making a point to look him in his eyes. "All right, I can see that you're trying to behave. I won't tease you and make it harder for you." he says as he straightens back up and you press the elevator button. "Thank you, Chaton. It's cruel to wave a steak in front of a hungry wolf and not feed them." you chuckle as the elevator ascends. "You kind of are a bit wild and wolf-like. I should get you some cute wolf ears to wear, or a butt plug that's a tail." Chat says as he looks your body up and down. "What have I done to you, Chat Noir? You used to be such a nice boy when I met you." you giggle as you steal a kiss. "You've corrupted me. I'm already a horny eighteen year old full of hormones, but you keep giving me orgasms and playing with my body. You make me want to fuck you for hours, and I probably do enough cardio to actually be able to." Chat says as he pushes you against the wall of the elevator and presses his forehead against yours. You reach for the emergency stop button on the elevator before he grabs your wrist. "Please? Just a quick one?" you ask as you breathe heavily with arousal. "We can't. The alarm will go off if you push the emergency stop button." he says as he puts his hand up your shirt and kisses you while rubbing your chest. "Oh, you're SO not fair. Fuckin' tease." you smile as you push him back and glance at his cock. "Ok, ok. I'll behave too. So who are we here to visit anyway?" Chat asks as the elevator doors open on the intensive care unit.
"My friend Lamar. He's a badass taxi driver that kind of reminds me of Keith David. He's Nino's older cousin." you explain to the pretty cat boy. "I never met Nino's cousin. I do know his little brother Chris though." Chat Noir replies as you walk down the hall and check several rooms for Lamar. "Lamar helped me save your life when Gorizilla crushed your bones. He was a bit disappointed that he didn't get to meet you while you were conscious. I think he's a fan of you and Ladybug. He was upset that you were hurt. I'm kind of glad you're with me on this visit." you explain to your loving fiance. "You know me, Ladybug, and Viperion do this sort of thing once in a while? We visit sick kids and burn victims sometimes, or read to the elderly if we have time." Chat tells you as you walk past a few orderlies that he politely waves at. "That doesn't surprise me knowing the three of you. That's actually quite sweet. It makes me respect you even more." you say as you kiss the young hero and make him blush. "The cancer kids really seem to like it. I think it gives them hope and something to fight for. It's also quite effective for getting them to eat their vegetables. They want to grow up big and strong." he smiles as he flexes his bicep making a vein pop up through his sleeve. "Unf. You keep posing like that, and you'll turn me on again. It is nice that you do charitable deeds in your spare time though." you say to him as you walk together. "It kinda goes with the territory. Superheroes are like boy scouts that get into fistfights and blow things up. We rescue cats from trees, read to the blind, help old ladies cross the street, and protect the neighborhood. People often make fun of us by calling us Mary Sue or something like that." Chat elaborates. "Ladybug slapped me in my head for calling her that once." you remember as you continue to look for Lamar. "That doesn't surprise me. She usually clocks me in my head with that metal yo-yo of hers when I say something wrong." he says as he rubs the top of his head. "Lemme guess... I don't know her like you do? You were asking for it?" you tease your lover with a happy giggle. "Don't start that again. Ladybug isn't an abusive spouse or anything. She's just eccentric." Chat explains. "Sounds like you fell on a doorknob too." you chuckle as you walk. "Yeah, yeah, I'll abuse you." he teases you as he slaps your ass making you yelp.
You walk past a doorway and see Nino sitting in a chair facing a hospital bed. "Nino! What's up, my dude?" you shout as you enter the room and he gets up to give you a friendly hug. "Sup, my friend? I'm surprised that you came to visit Lamar so soon with La PP looking for you." Nino says as he pats your back. "A few cops aren't going to stop me from helping my friends, I would have walked here if I had to. Lamar is a good friend that helped me several times. It's a matter of honor to return the favor." you explain with a friendly smile. "I appreciate that, especially since you're engaged to my best bud. Speaking of, where is Adrien? I'm sure he'd be psyched to meet Chat Noir!" Nino says as he happily fist bumps Chat and smiles at him. "Adrien? He's um... he was busy! He... uh... needed to shave his armpits and wax his legs! You know, model stuff." you grin stupidly hoping your poor excuse worked. "Oh, ok. Well, whatever. Hey, Chat Noir! Long time no see." Nino replies with a shrug. "I don't wax my legs, you ass! I'm naturally hairless!" Chat whispers in your ear before responding to Nino. "Hi, Nino! Good to see you again!" Chat Noir continues. "So where's Lamar? I got something for him." you say as you pat your duffel bag. "I'm over here, and I hope it's not a bullet! I see the kind of crazy shit you carry around in that bag." you hear Lamar say from behind the curtain. "It's not a bullet, relax. I got you a nice bottle of wine to help ease your pain, man. Sorry about your car too. I feel terrible about it. You'd still be driving around if it wasn't for me." you explain as you pull back the curtain and hand him the bottle of expensive French wine. "Thanks, my friend. I appreciate the gesture. Hey, Chat Noir! You're looking a lot better since the last time I saw you. You look different when you're not all crunched up and bloody." he says as he smiles at Chat Noir almost in awe of meeting one of his heroes. "Heh. Thanks... I think. My foreign friend here tells me that you helped save my life. Thank you, Mr. Lamar." Chat smiles politely. "No problem. Your friend? I think you meant your mate. Aren't you the foreigner's boyfriend?" Lamar asks him as Nino glares at you. "Heh. It's not what you're thinking, Nino." you grin defensively. "I think that it is. Adrien will be crushed when he finds out that you're fucking Chat Noir! I really liked you too, I thought we were buds! And YOU of all people should know better than this, Chat Noir! I looked up to you!" Nino fumes at you and Chat Noir. "Um... now hang on a second! I was their boyfriend, but uh... they left me for Adrien Agreste! I was totally devastated, but Adrien is a model and much more handsome and rich than I am. I was... bested by a superior gentleman!" Chat Noir grins nervously. "Man, Chat Noir! Don't be such a pussy! You could beat the fuck out out of a model!" Lamar scoffs as he folds his arms. "That model is my best friend, dear cousin. And he's engaged to be married to the foreigner. See the cool engagement ring he gave them?" Nino huffs angrily as he points to your skull ring. "Whatever. Last I heard Chat Noir was their boyfriend." Lamar shrugs. "Well, I'm telling you what I know. They're engaged to my best friend. Aren't you?" Nino asks you sternly not being in the mood for lies. "Um... yeah, Lamar. It's true. Me and Chat Noir were going out for a bit, but Adrien um... swept me off my feet! Literally." you explain as you remember your fistfight at the airport. "Yeah, no more sex or anything! They're um... my ex!" Chat grins nervously regretting leaving the house as Chat Noir instead of Adrien.
"Well, whatever. As long as everyone is happy I guess." Lamar shrugs not giving a fuck who's dick you're playing with. "We're happy. Chat Noir took it well enough to still be friends with me. So how are you feeling, buddy?" you say as you breathe a sigh of relief and take a couple of steps away from Chat Noir. "Ah, I'm alright. Mild concussion and a sprained neck from the airbag, but otherwise I'm fine." Lamar explains as he cracks his neck with a loud pop. "Ugh. Don't do that! You're going to make me puke!" Nino cringes as he watches his cousin. "You're too squeamish, Nino. It's just a little sprain. So how are you, Chat Noir? It's an honor to actually get to meet you, sir! I met Ladybug once for a second, but she fell off the roof during the crash. I hope she's ok!" Lamar says as he sets the wine bottle on the nightstand next to him. "She fell off the roof? What the fuck kind of a life do you people lead?" Nino whispers to you as you shrug. "I'm doing just fine, and so is Ladybug. Your bravery helped save my life. I thank you, Ladybug thanks you, and the citizens of Paris thank you as well!" Chat Noir says really hamming up the superhero persona as he puts his hands on his hips. "Hey, um... Mr. Noir? I can kind of see your penis when you pose like that. I'm not sure if you're aware of it or not. I kinda thought it would be bigger since you're a superhero and all." Lamar snickers as he glances at Chat's noticable bulge. "The air conditioner is on! The hospital is temperature controlled!" Chat says as he covers his acorn. "Dude, no it's not! The window is open! It's hot as fuck in here!" Nino argues as he gestures to the open window. "Yeah, it is." you grin and bite your lip as you steal another quick peek at Chat's crotch making Nino glower at you again. "C-Can we change the subject, please?" Chat says as he blushes and cups his hand over his penis. "Excuse me, Mr. Lamar but visiting hours are almost over. Your cousin can stay, but I'm afraid your friends will have to leave." a pretty young nurse says from the doorway of the hospital room. "Ok, thank you. They're just leaving." Lamar says before the nurse walks down the hall. "Alright, Lamar. Feel better, and enjoy the wine! I'll see you later, Nino!" you smile at your friends. "Alright, goodbye you two! It was nice to finally meet you, Mr. Noir." Lamar smiles as he eagerly shakes Chat Noir's hand ecstatic that he got to meet his famous hero. "The honor was all mine, Mr. Lamar." Chat says as he gives Lamar a polite gentlemanly bow. "Be good! Don't make me break my foot off all up in your ass!" Nino says to you jokingly but genuinely meaning his words. "I will, Nino. Chat Noir will drop me off at Adrien's house soon, and I'll blow your friend when I get home." you snicker making Chat Noir shyly flush red again. "C-Come on, let's g-get you home!" Chat stutters with a blush and a mild erection. You both politely wave your friends goodbye and head back towards the elevator.
"Should I start tying something around my waist? Like a coat or a flannel or something like that? People really seem to notice my cock a lot. Should I try to cover it?" Chat blushes looking at his penis as he walks. "Don't you fucking dare!" you protest adamantly as you cup his bulge in your hand. "U-Umm... ok?" he says sounding slightly startled. "Mine! I like your costume!" you say as you gently squeeze him and flick his bell with your free hand making it chime again. You return to the elevator and press the button for the lobby. You pass the time by wrapping your arms around Chat Noir's neck and kissing him lovingly for the duration of the ride. The elevator doors open at the lobby with a ding as you end your kiss and walk into the parking lot happily holding hands. "Your friend Lamar seems nice, but he accidentally put you in a tough spot." Chat says as you walk towards the street. "It's not his fault, and you know that. One cousin thinks I'm dating Chat Noir, the other cousin thinks I'm dating Adrien Agreste, and neither one is wrong. Both of them are correct and neither one knows it. Fuck, your life is complicated!" you chuckle as you walk into the street into the path of a speeding car. "Babe, look out!" Chat Noir says as he shoves you behind him. "CATACLYSM!!!" he shouts before delivering a swift palm strike to the grill of the speeding car making the vehicle rust and corrode before splintering into fragments, sending the driver bouncing down the street on their ass with a surprised look on their face. "Uh-oh!" Chat Noir says as his ring beeps and flashes and one of the footpads disappears. "Baby, what did you just do?" you ask him as you watch his ring and know the answer. "I uh... I used my destruction power." he says as he gives you a worried look. "You're not wearing any clothes under your costume." you remind him. "Heh. No... no I am not." he blushes nervously. "How far away is your mansion, my love?" you ask him curiously. "Oh... uh... about ten minutes away if I hurry." he says arching his eyebrows and gritting his teeth. "And um... how soon before your costume disappears?" you ask him slightly worried that you already know. "Um... f-five minutes." Chat says trembling with fear. "We uh... we should REALLY get going!" you say as you look at your worried fiance. "I was about to say exactly the same thing!" he replies as he quickly jumps up to his feet before scooping you up from off the ground and vaulting you both across the city on his staff.
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