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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
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Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.
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A Remnant Compendium of Illicit and Derogatory Phraseology
(The Cast of RWBY Talk Dirty)

Ruby: “Oh my, what a big titanium edge blade combo bolt action anti-material rifle you have”

Weiss: “Why you rapscallion, you Ne’er-do-well, you brigand. How dare you come to force yourself on a pure and helpless maiden”

Blake, purring softly: “Are you going to give the kitty her cream?”

Yang: “Harder, do it! Come on you pansy; I can take it”

Pyrrha, holding you close and cooing gently: “It’s ok, let it all out. Cum for me, cum for me”

Glynda, clapping her crop against her hand: “My, what a naughty student you are. Someone needs to be bent over a desk and taught a good, hard lesson”

Winter: “You call that fucking me? I noted at least three missed thrusts”

Joan: <An incoherent, blithering, nervous mess>

Velvet: “Breed me!”

Neo, holding up a sign: Bend Over.

<Ruby and Weiss are lounging around in the RWBY dorm, isolating after both testing positive>

Ruby: “I still can’t believe they won’t let us out. I’ve tested negative three days in a row now”

Weiss: “Ruby, we only started isolating five days ago. You don’t go from confirmed positive to negative that quickly”

Ruby: “Maybe it’s the tests. The ones we had before you had to stick up your nose. I’m not sure why these ones tell you to pee on them”

<Weiss sits up in her bed, her mind quickly putting the pieces together>

Weiss: “Ruby, those were pregnancy tests”

<Beat>

Ruby: “Still, they WERE negative. That’s got to count for something, right?”

Weiss, with barely contained exasperation: “Yes Ruby. It means your sister won’t be inclined to beat me into a fine paste the moment we step outside of this room”

<Ruby and Weiss sit lounging in their back garden>

Weiss: “You know what would really look really nice out here, a water feature. Something unique, something really striking”

<A flash of inspiration passed through Ruby’s mind, having spent the past week trying to think of what she could get her wife>

Ruby: “I’ll do it. I’ll build you one for your birthday”

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<Weiss is being led blindfolded out into the garden by Blake after having been banned from the garden while Ruby and Yang had been working>

Blake: “I just want to make it clear, I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this”

<Weiss did not have long to consider the implications of Blakes comment before the blindfold was pulled off>

Ruby and Yang, enthusiastically: “Happy Birthday!”

<Weiss’s eyes adjusted as she took in the sight in front of her. Ruby and Yang had certainly built her a water feature including a rockery and waterfall running down into a pond. However, the waterfall was little more than a trickle. And around the base, in place of the usual ornaments of fisherman and gardeners, were instead Faunus figurines holding signs reading ‘No Pay, No Pond!’ and ‘Better Wages = Better Water’>

Weiss, barely able to comprehend: “I don’t even…”

Yang, with a grin: “Well it’s like you asked. Ruby said you wanted a ‘striking’ water feature”

<Beat>

Blake: “Boo!”

<Weiss wakes up in her bed in the RWBY dorm, clearing the bleariness from her eyes. She tries to raise herself up only to find her legs tied together at her ankles and her arms bound over her head and secured to the headboard. She was only wearing her plain white underwear>

“Oh, you’re awake”

<Weiss looks across the dorm to see Ruby perched over the desk, dressed in medical scrubs and a mask>

Weiss: “What are-”

Ruby: “Looks like the sedatives weren’t quite as potent as I thought. Still, we’ll just have to make do”

<Ruby stands up and turns towards Weiss>

Ruby: “Certain, repayments, must be made after all”

<‘Repayments’ may or may not have referred to Weiss’s habit of visiting certain ‘Dens of Ill Repute’ and placing down rather large drink orders before visiting the gambling tables and placing equally large bets>

Weiss: “You know it’s my family that’s rich, not me, right?”

Ruby: “Oh I’m well aware of that. I was thinking of an, alternative payment plan”

<Ruby reaches from behind her back and holds up a glinting kitchen knife, no doubt with a devilish grin concealed behind her mask. Weiss glances down to see a black felt tip outline drawn along her side, at least several inches too low and with ‘Kidney’ spelt with two E’s>

Weiss, with a hint of panic as the reality dawned on her: “Ruby, you failed Basic First Aid. Twice”

Ruby, unperturbed: “Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing”

<Ruby approaches with kitchen knife in hand>

Ruby, in a not so reassuring tone: “Trust me, I’m dressed as a doctor”

<The tip of the blade lingers over Weiss’s side as->

“What are you two doing?”

<Ruby and Weiss look up to see Blake in the doorway to the RWBY dorm. Their teammate takes in the scene in front of her>

Blake: “You know, when I suggested you two spice things up by playing ‘Doctors and Nurses’, this isn’t really what I meant”

<Taiyang and Qrow sit around the kitchen table, trying to keep their voices down to avoid waking the girls upstairs>

Qrow: “Look, you know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t critical. But Oz and Woody are saying this is a two-man job and you’re the only person I trust”

Taiyang: “You mean I’m the only person you haven’t completely pissed off?”

Qrow took a swig from his flask: “Same difference”

Taiyang: “You know I can’t go. I’ve got to look after the girls”

Qrow: “And you know if ‘She’ wins it won’t make a difference. Can’t they stay with some friends for a few days?”

Taiyang, growing ever more agitated: “And what if something happens to me? They already lost their mother. Are you just going to step in and-”

“Daddy”

<Taiyang and Qrow look over to see young Ruby standing in the doorway clutching her blanket>

Taiyang, trying to calm himself in front of Ruby: “Ruby, what are you doing up so late?”

Ruby: “I heard voices and I thought there might be monsters”

Taiyang, reassuringly: “Oh, there are no monsters Ruby”

Qrow, directly to Ruby: “There are most definitely monsters, Ruby. Big scary monsters that eat people and destroy villages. And its Uncle Qrows job to see them all dead”

Taiyang, furious: “Qrow!”

Qrow, taking another swig from his flask: “The girls got to know the truth someday”

Taiyang, still pretty furious: “She’s four years old! Look at the poor girl, she’s in shock”

Ruby, staring back at Qrow: “Does that mean I can grow up to fight the monsters too?”

<Taiyang and Qrow stare at eachother>

And thus, a new Huntress was born.

<Ruby lays in Weiss’s bed, nuzzling her pillow as her hand works up and down the length of her cock. The crimsonette watches a video on her scroll of her battle partner turned girlfriend on the beach during their last summer trip to Vacuo. Ruby can feel herself fast approaching her release as->

Weiss: “Ruby?”

<Ruby yelps in surprise, scrambling to cover herself with her teammate’s bedsheets>

Ruby from beneath the covers: “I thought you were supposed to be at your Remnant History class?”

Weiss: “We finished early”

<Weiss glanced down. A cold chill passed down Ruby’s spine as she watched Weiss kneel down to retrieve her discarded scroll (She must have dropped it in the panic)>

Ruby, the panic writhe in her voice: “Weiss, I can explain”

<Even if they were together, it was not an easy thing to explain to your girlfriend why you were on her bed masturbating to a video of her>

Weiss: “It’s ok Ruby”

<Weiss takes a deep breath to compose herself>

Weiss fighting to keep her voice composed: “You’re a healthy young woman after all with certain, interests. And as your girlfriend I shall support you in this even if it is somewhat, unorthodox. Now, would it help if I got down on all fours and started panting heavily?”

<Beat>

Ruby: “What?”

<Weiss holds up Rubys scroll. In the confusion the photo album jumped ahead to one of the photos of a pack of desert coyotes they had seen while trekking through desert>

Ruby, with perhaps the most confused arousal of her entire life: “Yes. Yes, that would definitely help”

<Weiss is sitting in the home nursery as Ruby, Blake and Yang help get it ready for the imminent arrival of their first child. Ruby, ever the loving wife, insists on downing tools every thirty seconds to check on Weiss. All of a sudden Weiss’s water breaks.

Ruby starts panicking, rushing around trying to find the hospital bag, loading up with snacks and toys.

Blake steps out of the room>

Yang, lounging back despite the chaos: “Not to worry. I’ve had plenty of experience helping to deliver my neighbours puppies. All we need is some hot water, towels and a basket by the radiator”

Weiss, wholly unamused: “I am not a dog”

Yang: “I know that. Still, I might need you up on all fours for a bit. Just until I get my bearings”

Weiss, on the verge of beating her sister-in-law senseless: “I swear, if you come near me, I will break your stupid-”

Blake steps back into the room: “Ambulance is six minutes away”

Yang, perplexed: “When did you call that?”

Blake: “About ten seconds after her waters broke”

<Ruby returns to the dorm to find Yang lounging around on her bunk>

Ruby: “Yang, why did you send me a text saying ‘We’ve been discovered, flee immediately!’”

Yang looking up from her scroll: “Oh, that. I was bored so I sent it to you, Weiss and Blake to see what your reactions would be”

Ruby: “Any response from the other two?”

<Weiss steps into the dorm>

Weiss: “Yang, care to explain this text you sent. Also, has anyone seen Blake this afternoon?”

Yang: “Funnily enough we were just talking about-”

<Yangs scroll pings. Yang checks her scroll as a Breaking News story starts playing>

News Announcer: “We’ve just received a report of an attempted hijacking of a commercial air transport departing from Vale”

<Ruby, Weiss and Yang stare at eachother>

News Announcer: “The suspect is described as a young fair skinned female with long dark hair and a large black bow”

Weiss, nervously: “Surely it must be a coincidence”

News Announcer: “We now go live to Vale Inter-Kingdom airport as the suspect is being detained by police”

<The view cuts to a scene at the airport as a woman with long dark hair and a black and white outfit is being pulled kicking and struggling off the plane by several police officers>

Blake, panicking: “You don’t understand, you have to let me go! They know what I did, they’re after me-”

<Ruby and Yang look at eachother>

Ruby: “You know one of us is going to have to bail her out”

Yang: “Yeah, we probably should”

Ruby: “How much is bail for attempting to hijack a commercial aircraft?”

<Beat>

Yang: “Hey Weiss, do you think you could spot me a few-”

<Yang looks over as the door to the RWBY dorm slams shut>

<While visiting Atlas Team RWBY are invited to attend an SDC charity dinner. Ruby comes back to their table from the buffet with a plate laden heavy with sweets, chocolates and cakes>

Weiss: “Don’t you feel at all embarrassed about carrying that?”

Ruby: “Not really”

<Ruby takes her first bite out of her mound of diabetes on a plate>

Ruby, still chewing heavily: “If anyone noticed, I just said it was all for you”

<Weiss is horrified to realise why she had been getting odd looks all night>

<Ruby sits on her bed, scrutinising her scroll as she tried to work out what to get Yang for her birthday>

Weiss: “Why don’t you just get her something for her motorbike?”

<Weiss checks her scroll>

Weiss, holding up her scroll: “What about these?”

Ruby, checking Weiss’s scroll: “Weiss, those are jump leads. I’m pretty sure she already has those”

Weiss, defensively: “Well I don’t know bikes. I just went with what had the highest reviews”

<Ruby looks at the reviews and sees one from ‘Blonde Brawler Biker’>

Ruby, reading the review: “Decent length, sturdy, good value. Also make great nipple clamps when not working on the bike”

<Weiss turns her scroll back around>

Weiss: “I think a bit of sick just came up in the back of my throat”

<Weiss has been writing her own Atlas period novella. Despite her reservations she allows her teammates to review an early draft.

Ruby reads Weiss’s copy, her eyes growing wider with every passage>

Ruby shocked: “What kind of filth is this? Why do you have people just having random orgasms in the middle of every scene?”

Weiss, defensively: “What are you talking about?”

Ruby, reading Weiss’s copy: Mr Davenport took another sip of his coffee as he continued. “In fact, I heard they intend to use the same technology to carve a path through the Taurus Mountain range to create a shortcut between the two colonies”

“But surely it can’t be done” Sir Darnley ejaculated, nearly staining his trousers in his excitement.

<Beat>

Blake, flicking through the copy: “It’s not just Darnley. Miss Albright, Dr Roberts, Mr Lee... Sister Evie”

Weiss, desperate to explain: “It’s an old Atlas word meaning to ‘exclaim’”

Ruby: “I think you need to find a new word”

Yang: “I don’t know”

Yang, reading another extract from Weiss’s copy: “But Lady Marshbanks, how do you get your Petunias so vibrant?”

Lady Marshbanks laid her tea down in the saucer, leaning in towards Lady Constance as though she were about the uncover the most illicit of secrets.

“My Gardener, Mr Gilbert, let me onto a little secret” Lady Marshbanks said with a devilish smile. “I combine regular watering and diligent weeding with an ample application of Alpaca Tea”

“Alpaca Tea? Most extraordinary” Lady Constance ejaculated, steadying herself so as not to thoughtlessly spill the cream across the table.

<Weiss quickly takes back her copies>

Weiss: “Uncultured ingrates”

<Weiss and Yang sit in the visitation area of Vale Police Station. Blake stares across at them through the glass partition>

Yang: “So, how have you been?”

<Blake continues to stare>

Yang, defensively: “Look. Let’s not get bogged down in ‘Who incited who in attempting to hijack an aircraft’”

Weiss: “It was you”

Yang: “Putting that aside, we’re here to help”

<Blake continues to stare>

Yang: “We’re working on getting your bail together-”

Weiss: “You mean I’m getting her bail together”

Yang: “Yeah, Weiss is getting your bail together. We’ve also spoken to a Lawyer-”

Weiss: “I’ve spoken to a Lawyer”

Yang, refusing to raise to the bait: “And he says that if we testify that you only did this as a result of my stupid prank, he thinks that might be enough to get you out without charge”

Blake: “It won’t work”

Yang, trying to be reassuring: “We can’t be too defeatist just yet. This was the same guy who got one of Weiss’s friends from Finishing School off after that riot at the Spring Ball when Archduchess Amelia wore the same silver tiara”

Blake: “No. I mean it won’t work because I never saw your text”

<Weiss and Yang stare at eachother>

Blake leans in, whispering: “Listen, these people that are after me. They mean serious business”

Weiss: “White Fang?”

Blake: “Worse. Menagerie Tax Authorities”

<Weiss and Yang stare at eachother, stunned>

Blake: “Now you see why I needed to get out of here. I’m glad you’ve come; you can help with the plan”

Yang: “Plan?”

Blake: “Now, I can handle the guards on my side and get their keys to get over to you. I need you to deal with the guards on your side and clear the way to the exit”

<Weiss and Yang continue to stare>

Blake: “Once we’re outside, we’ll need to acquire a vehicle and make our way to the Emerald Forest. Once we’re there, I’ve arranged for an old contact of mine…”

<Yang looks to Weiss as the voice of reason>

Weiss to Yang: “You’re on your own with this one”

<Weiss calmly rises from her seat and leaves>

Blake, continuing regardless: “…which may require both of you to burn off your fingerprints. How high’s your threshold for pain?”
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada