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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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Adrien enters his room that's strangely quiet. "Nothing looks broken. I don't smell smoke or gunpowder." he says as he enters the empty room. "Haven't you ever been around pets or small children? When it's quiet usually means something is wrong." Plagg says as he flies out of Adrien's pocket. "I can relate to that having you around, Plagg." he snickers at the small kwami. "Oh, ha ha. I'm no child, I'm 65 million years old. Give or take an ice age or two." Plagg huffs defensively. "You get into mischief like a child, and you investigate things by attempting to eat them like children do, maybe you're just immature for 65 million." he teases the kwami. "Aren't you the same guy that has Ladybug and Chat Noir dolls in your room? Do you really want to get into this with me?" the small kwami smirks sarcastically. "They're not dolls! They're action figures! Look, we'll discuss this later. Go hide in case Nino is still here." Adrien says defensively. "Oh, Chat Noir! Kiss me! I love you!" Plagg says as he clacks Adrien's toy effigies together. "Stop it, Plagg! You're going to scratch off their paint! Put my dolls- I mean action figures down!" he says as Plagg drops the dolls and Adrien catches them before Plagg flies away laughing and hides in his cheese cabinet. "Man, I'm going to have to get touch up paint and fix my ear and Ladybug's lipstick now." Adrien sighs as he puts his toys on the coffee table and searches for you and Nino. "I hope nothing bad happened." he says as he walks toward the sound of laughing from the balcony. "...so the stripper's chest is peeling from sunburn, and my friend is drunk and he has his beer glass on the stage, right? And (laughs) and her fucking skin falls off into his glass, and he's so wasted that he picks up it up and... Oh hi, baby!" you say as Adrien walks out onto the balcony. "Ugh. You're not telling that disgusting sunburn stripper story again, are you? Nino, trust me. You DON'T want to hear how that story ends!" Adrien says gagging slightly. "Hey, Adrien! Don't worry, you should have heard MY story about how I lost my wristwatch at the brothel. Guess where I found it?" Nino chuckles as he sniffs his watch. "It's always in the last place you'd think to look!" you chuckle as you fist bump Nino. "Well, it's certainly nice to see the two of you getting along now. I wasn't sure if I was going to call for pizza or a coroner when I got home." Adrien admits. "No problem, compadre! Me and your fiance are both just overprotective of you. Turns out we got a lot in common!" Nino says happily. "Our desire to suck your dick for example!" you tease as Nino slugs you in the arm. "I never said that, Adrien! I'm with Alya, remember?" Nino says defensively. "He was totally thinking it though, babe." you grin at Adrien. "Don't worry, Nino. I know you're not gay. I think my fiance isn't quite playing with a full deck, and most of the cards are jokers." he snickers happily. "So how was Chinese class or whatever?" you ask Adrien. "我的中文课很顺利，谢谢你的提问" Aidrien says being quite fluent apparently. "I have NO fucking clue what you just said to me, but I hope you were hitting on me." you tease him happily. "Now that I see you two interact with each other, I can see why you got engaged. You're like a yin and yang. Spicy and sweet." Nino chuckles. "Adrien's the sweet one." you smile as Adrien blows you a kiss. "That's what I'm talking about. You're the black one, and Adrian is the white one." Nino explains. "You hear that, homie? Word!" you tease your blushing fiance. "Don't say things like that in front of Nino. He doesn't mean LITERALLY black, he means black as in dark. Evil. Bad. Black and white like a chessboard, not like races of people." Adrien explains as he pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration. "That's cold, white bread." you say making Adrien blush again and Nino laugh. "Ok, maybe black and white was a bad example. Let's just stick to spicy and sweet." Nino chuckles as he pats Adrien on the back to comfort the embarrassed boy. "Adrien, I'm only busting your figs. I know what Nino meant." you smile at him. "You'll have to forgive my fiance. They're not racist, they just like to torment me in front of people." Adrien sighs. "Relax, dude. I know they're not racist. We've been out here smoking pot together for the past two hours. Do you honestly think I'd get high with a bigot for two hours? There's a pretty big difference between sarcasm and racism, and although your fiance comes close to the line, they never crossed it around me. No N-bombs were thrown or anything like that." Nino explains. "Me and Nino are pretty sure your dad is racist though." you explain to Aidrien. "Yeah, he doesn't like me or Alya." Nino interjects. "Honestly, I wouldn't rule anything out with my dad. I'm not sure if he's necessarily racist, but he seems to hate anyone who isn't me or one of his employees. He doesn't really like Nathalie or Gorilla that much either. He can't stand Nino and I can almost guarantee that you and my dad would hate each other. He's a rich, condescending, snob." Adrien explains to you. "Sounds like his ass would be a nice place for my boot!" you chuckle making Nino laugh again. "That's what I'm afraid of. That's why I want you to stay in my room. You're already wanted by La PP, and you and my dad would probably kill each other and he's very influential in Paris. I love you too much to see you end up in La Santé for the rest of your life!" Adrien says sadly as you sit on his lap and kiss him.
"Are you ever going to put pants on today?" Adrien asks you as he rubs your upper thigh. "I didn't hear you complaining before, and I'm not afraid of your father. La Santé doesn't scare me either." you say as you kiss him deeply. "As much as I find your bravery and bottomless butt sexy, that still won't save you from my rich father and the Paris police force." he sighs. "It sounds like I'm in big trouble. You like trouble. I think you find it just as fun and exciting as I do, don't you?" you say as you run your fingers through his hair and bite his neck roughly. "Oh, god! You're going to get me into SO much trouble, aren't you?" Adrien moans sexily. "Baby, I technically just arrived in Paris this morning. I still have a bit of a score to settle with Raincomprix and the frogs in blue!" you growl and nibble his lip. "Hey! Watch the frogs remark!" Nino shouts. "Yeah! Local Parisians here, babe!" Adrien says. "Sorry, guys. I kinda got caught up in the moment. The PIGS in blue." you say as you correct yourself. "Thank you, that's much better!" Nino says. "Yes, no more of this frog talk!" Aidrien says as he squeezes your ass. "Alright, fine. No more frogs. I believe you did mention pizza earlier though. May I remind you that your best friend and I have been out here getting high for a while, and I'm pretty sure you didn't eat much today. I'll buy it if you call. You should probably answer the door too. Not so much for the fact that I'm bottomless, but more for the fact that the delivery driver is furious at me." you say as you straddle your lover and press your forehead against his. "Wait, the delivery driver at the pizza place is mad at you? Why?" Nino asks you. "Oh, he's just pissed that I stole his motorcycle and wrecked it." you casually explain. "Ok, ok. I'll call. We should go inside and find you some pants too, my amour." Adrien says as he picks you up while you wrap your legs around his waist and he carries you inside.
"All right, beautiful. Let me call the pizza place and find you some pants." Adrien says as he sets you down on the couch while Nino enters behind you. "All right, just let me know how much it is. My wallet is in my jeans in the hamper." you explain. "Holy shit! Don't do that! Nathalie doesn't know that you're here and you have wanted posters all over Paris. If she sees your ID in your wallet, you're screwed! Also, your money is no good here. I'm rich, remember?" he reminds you. "But I hate being a freeloader, Adrien!" you shout as he walks away. "Don't waste your breath. Adrien likes spending money on people and actually gets annoyed if you push the issue and insist on paying. Trust me on this, I've known him for several years." Nino explains to you. "I don't mind if Adrien pays for me sometimes, but I'm not with him to leech off of his money." you reply to your new friend. "I don't think you fully understand exactly how rich Adrien is. His dad is the top fashion designer in Paris, and Adrien is his head model. He's a multi millionaire and he lives here for free. His dad pays for anything he wants or needs, and Adrian's money just sits in his account gaining interest. You're not going to break him with stuffed crust and extra cheese." Nino elaborates. "Nino, I think you're missing my point. It wouldn't matter to me if Adrien had 20 Euros or 20 million Euros, I would still help him however and whenever I can. A relationship should be 50-50, that's just how I was raised. Nothing is ever easy, and the world isn't handed to you on a silver platter. I wasn't born into wealth, I fought for my scraps." you explain to him. "Maybe YOU weren't born into wealth, but Adrian was. He's been sheltered for most of his life and doesn't understand how the real world works. He doesn't get it that some people have money and some people don't. Do you know what he said to me once when I was broke? He asked me why I didn't just go get more from the ATM. He didn't comprehend that there was no more until payday. Listen, my family does ok. We might not be rich like the Agrestes, Couffaines, or Bourgeois, but we get by. Me and you understand the problems of the common people because we ARE common people. Rich people don't understand this, they literally have no idea." Nino continues. "Sometimes I insist on paying for him. I can be persuasive when I want to be, and I don't always take no for an answer." you retort to the young DJ. "Don't do that, let him pay. You might think you're doing a good deed (and technically you are.), but in reality you're slowly pissing him off. Adrien has a temper, and he WILL snap on you sometimes. I don't think he can help it." Nino explains. "Heh. Yeah, tell me about it." you say as you show Nino the moth sneaker shaped bruise on your jaw. "Is that a shoeprint?" Nino asks. "Yep. I found out about Adrien's temper the same way I learn all new things... the hard way." you tell him. "Adrien kicked you in the face? That doesn't sound like him at all. He yells sometimes, but I've never seen him hit anyone." Nino says as he examines the shoeprint. "Let's just say I pushed the right button." you explain to him. "Um... what button did you press to make him hit you?" Nino asks curiously. "The mommy button." you say as you look at him. "Don't EVER do that! You said something about his mother? Adrien doesn't tolerate that at all!" Nino gasps as his eyes widen like two large dinner plates. "I told you I learn things the hard way, what's the big deal?" you ask as you rub your sore jaw. "Alright, I'll give you a quick rundown. Listen closely, because Adrien might come back at any minute and I don't want him to hear this." Nino says looking around nervously like he's committing some sort of crime by telling you.
"Ok, I don't know much but here's what I do know: Adrien USED to have two parents. They were a loving family once, before his father became more well-known. The more rich and famous he got, the more paranoid, mean, and isolated he became. Adrien's mother vanished one day several years ago. Where she went? Who knows? She either ran off to get away from Gabriel's miserable ass, or... (and this is my personal theory) Gabriel killed her. Either way, Mrs. Agreste is LONG gone. Don't ever bring her up around Adrien. You'll either make your fiance cry, or you'll send him into a horrific rage and he might even get akumatized. Never... and I mean NEVER mention his mother! What the hell did you say about her anyhow?" Nino asks you. "I merely said she..." you begin to say before you trail off and mumble incoherently. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. What did you say about her?" Nino asks for clarification. "I-I... I said she's in the Paris slums sucking trucker cock." you repeat as you wince at your own cruel words. "You said she's WHAT?!!! Fuck, now I want to kick you! Why in the hell would you say that to your fiance of all people? What the fuck ails you?" Nino fumes with wide eyes. "Me and Adrian used to be... enemies. I was kinda... trying... to piss him off." you explain nervously through gritted teeth and arched eyebrows. "Well congratu-fucking-lations! I'd say you've succeeded! You probably crushed the poor son of a bit- best woman in the world!" Nino grins as Adrien returns. "Who's the best woman in the world?" Adrien asks with a cheerful smile as he tosses you a pair of comfortable shorts and your wallet. "W-Why Alya of course! I'm simply smitten with her!" Nino grins as you both stare at Adrien with cheezy uncomfortable smiles. "Why are you two looking at me like that? You make me nervous like you're up to something. By the way, pizza will be here in 30 minutes. Stoners." Adrien says shaking his head. "Ok, listen to me. If you love Adrien, you better do some serious penance! Like a whore in a confessional on judgement day! You better suck his dick until he either dehydrates, or turns inside out! I can't believe you said that about my best friend's mother! Asshole! I ought to kick you in your ass when you get off that couch!" Nino whispers when Adrien is out of earshot.
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