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How to Train Your Overlord	By : Praetor Category: +G through L > How to Train Your Dragon Views: 97634 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 5
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Wotcher, good reader. Usual tags. Hyper proportions, exaggerated functions, nonsense plot, and some sci fi action and cartoon violence. If that be to your liking, read on.

Familiar wind whipped chestnut locks around while whistling in his ears. Hiccup was where he felt most at ease, in the sky with his dragon. There was endless blue in front of them, a darker shade for the water below and blotches of white for the clouds they soared through. Hiccup and Toothless weren't alone this time though. He rode at the head of a Viking Army mounted on dragons.
Though 'Army' may have been a little loosely applied. The Vikings hadn't gone on a Viking, or raid, in generations. The years of idleness that followed the peace with the dragons and adoption of them as pets also really took the bite out of them. Still, they presented a fearsome appearance. Large, boisterous, with scorched armour and weapons meant for dragon hunting.
The fact remained that most of them were at least part time farmers, shepherds and fishermen, or other odd jobs for domestic village life. Though the presence of dragons would offset the lack of experience in fighting and soldiery, Hiccup hoped.
He left a lot them behind, mostly mothers with children, and took the adults who were willing to fight with him. So he traveled with a couple hundred men and their mounts, the rest lingering with Mala on the island until lands had been found to settle them again. Though for this excursion, he rode with his own trusted troupe to limit mishaps and consolidate his forces for when he'd really need them.
He flew at the front with his own vanguard, his boyhood friends Fishlegs and Snotlout were on his wings, but on his right rode their fiercest warrior on top of her mighty Storm Drake. He tossed a glance over his shoulder at her. Astrid was leaning over her dragon, gripping the reins in her hands while looking ahead. Her blue eyed gaze met his and she smiled from behind the curtain of flowing blonde hair that danced around her head and streamed over her back. He stole a glance at her chest, admiring the way the generous masses seemed to be exploding from her thread held open vest and jiggled in perpetuaty with the motions and the wind.
He looked over his left and saw the twins. Mounted on the necks of their double headed dragon, they were engaged in some conversation he could not hear over the winds. The dragon bobbed and weaved in the air, counter balancing its own odd shape and the animated twins riding it near the heads. Ruffnut, the second of his 'brides', was on the head closer to him. Her own impressive chest bounced in the tight confines of her own top as she was jolted. She was a more handsome (to be polite) woman, with a stern jaw and pronounced brow line, but womanly enough.
Her crown jewel was flashed to Hiccup when she pulled on the reign to yank the head of the dragon close enough to the other to where she could throw a punch at its rider. As she stood on the stirrup and twisted, her bodacious booty popped out into his view. The massive ass cheeks sat atop thunderous thighs that were concealed by tight leather pants. The meat of her cheeks could fill a basket and wobbled as she stood. For the viewing pleasure of all, her pants were split down the back. The seat of her trousers were tied together with wide open draw string stitches that kept them tight, pushed some fat over the top of the back and dug into the excess bulging out between, showing off the deep ravine of her ass crack.
Directly behind him flew his mother on top of her own favoured dragon. She wore the garb of straps and strands. The thinnest of thongs ran from a tether around her waist between her heavenly ass, over the front of her crotch and to a ring in front of her navel that held it all together. Two straps ran from it over her chest, where they formed a red sling bikini that only barely covered her nipples. It had no way to cover any appreciable part of her massive tits, or control their bounce and sway. Then went over the shoulders and met at the back by the thong. Her only other apparel were tall thigh high boots and elbow length gloves. For the impending war, she sought a more fearsome appearance and added spiked pauldrons and had her large, ornate war mask strapped to her back.
At the precise moment he turned, she was having one of her difficulties. The barely there bikini often malfunctioned and in this instance, the left tit shuck out of her top and was bouncing bare in the air. His beautiful mother grabbed it and tucked it back into her top, looking up at him with a mischievous smile. Was it a malfunction if it slipping is the intent?
They were following a lead. Though Mala had never left the archipelago, the existence of traders was proof enough of a grander world. Some of them came from a near enough place, a harsh landscape of cold though rich in mineral and hardy people. Arendelle, they called it.
Ruled by a solitary Queen of Frost (which would technically make her a king in a traditional agnatic primogeniture succession since Queens are typically regents or secondary rulers) and fiercely independent, resisting the might of the Dark Empire that encroaches on the land.
He contemplated his method as he approached. Should he show up and immediately torch the place to strike fear in the hearts of them the way he felt an Overlord should or take a more diplomatic approach? Gnarl had some interesting insight on that. Diplomats, he felt, were sometimes the most wicked of schemers and as ruinous as conquerors because they played the long game.
'Land ho!' exclaimed Heather
She had more fully embraced her Berserker heritage. Her beautiful face was painted with red patterns. Her long Raven black hair was tied into a voluminous ponytail that trailed behind her. Her bracers, pauldrons, and mailed skirts gleamed in the light, now engraved with runes of unknown meaning. Her jerkin was replaced replaced with a semi armoured plate that covered her lower rips and back, sitting over a weird gambeson corset that also had a prominent cleavage window cut into it. Her heavy chest swelled through the hole and was contained by the cups in the corset that weren't quite high enough to really hold the breasts, allowing them to wobble almost freely. She had even painted more red patterns down her neck and over her boobs.
Tactically, it made no sense, even in a Viking sense. But hell if it wasn't sexy. She had knee high, furred boots and ditched the leggings, leaving her thick thighs bare under the skirt.
Good thing it was still summer, although high altitude flying and following the oceanic winds wasn't exactly warm even with the sun overhead.
All heads turned to where she was pointing. Sure enough, there was a line of green land rising over the blue sea. The wing of dragon riders rose and twisted, bee lining towards the land. As they approached, they got a greater view of the land and terrain, which seemed to be mostly forested with some high hills surrounding it. They flew along the coast, looking for some sign of civilization.
They weren't over an island, as far as they could tell, for the land sprawled out farther than they could see. Unlike the small habitable rocks of their own archipelago. There was an abundance of trees, rivers, creeks, hills and occasionally mountains.
As they flew on by for a unknown amount of time, they found their first indication of society, ships. Hiccup flew up higher on Toothless, aiming to go down with the sun at his back to land on the ship with complete surprise. Hopefully being able to get information from them.
But as he got over them, he noticed something strange. These ships looked nothing like the ones he was used to. They were substantially larger, being several stories out of the water and having high sails and masts. They also weren't sailing in any direction.
More appeared as he got closer, though they weren't scattered. Instead, they were in lines. Several of the same kinds of boat, all arranged in a manner that seemed to be blockading something. He passed through a cloud and saw what they were surrounding.
The mouth of a river, inside which housed a city nestled against a mountain. The city was far more impressive than their huts and abodes, being composed of robust buildings with uniform roofs, walls, and stone streets. It was surrounded by high stone walls, and had a dock where war ships were currently occupying.
Hiccup signaled for the dragon riders to close in on him as he began a dive onto the city. Surrounding it on land were military formations. Small camps surrounded the walls, with siege trenches dug into the earth and all manner of engines were assembled or being assembled for an assault of some kind. Catapults, trebuchets, battering rams, ladders, towers, gallerias, and some strange row of large metal tubes.
Deep inside the city was a castle. Actually, it was more of a fort with a manor behind its walls. The moat, bridge, walls, towers and gate around it signaled its importance. They flew straight to the castle as the on lookers looked on with mixed expressions. They had clearly never seen flying beasts such as theirs, although were not completely unaccustomed to strange sights. Their dragons found the balcony that overlooked the courtyard.
Hiccup dismounted Toothless, stepping onto the balcony as if he owned the place. For the Overlord owned all he saw. As he stepped on his peg leg, which in armour was shaped like a quasi functional mailed foot, Valka leaped from her dragon onto the balcony behind him, fixing her mask to her face. The others dismounted as he entered a wide open meeting hall. There was a group of men in it chatting around a desk. One was clad in a more formal uniform of sorts, the others being soldiers clad in armour.
'Where is the Princess?' asked Hiccup
A smooth man's voice replied 'The princess had to take a leave. I rule Arendelle in her stead.'
The man was wearing a well fitting clothes set that was very authoritative looking. Tall boots, tailored clothes, a jacket with medals of some kind pinned to them. His longer hair was oiled and smoothed back, extending into brush like side burns.
'and you are?' asked Astrid as she stepped between Hiccup and the man
'Haans, Military Governor of Arendelle.' he said with a short bow
'Military Governor, on who's authority?' asked Snotlout
'Why, the Evil Queen of the Dark Empire herself.' he said
'Evil Queen of the Dark Empire?' asked Astrid
'and I thought the title of 'Overlord' was heavy handed and on the nose.' grumbled Hiccup
'There is only room for one dark matriarch in this world, and it's Hiccup!' declared Toughnut
Ruffnut leaned over and whispered into his ear
'One Suzerain and it is Hiccup!' he corrected
'If you take issue with my position then you raise a hand to the queen herself, usurper. Taking me out will do you no good. Her solders infest this city, and the army is at the gates. Should anything go awry during this peaceful occupation pending a more permanent status quo, there will be much havok and unpleasantness.' he said almost gloating
'Again, where is the princess?' demanded Hiccup
He chuckled and said 'Not from around here, are you? The Princesses took flight. Anna disappeared into the woods, the former Queen can be found inside her ice palace. You may speak to her, if you wish, but you're hardly dressed for the weather, and I doubt she will trade one Overlord for another.'
Seeing no ground to be gained here, Hiccup returned to his dragon, the lot of them perched on the balcony. Several guardsmen were eyeing them suspiciously, too intimidated to approach. Gnarl would likely not approve of this approach, but it was a withdraw, not a retreat. He intended to come back, once the princesses were secured and the townsfolk were less vulnerable. His vanguard went with him, each taking to their mounts and following Hiccup once they were all together.
'I don't think the dragons instilled as much fear as we had hoped.' said Asrid, flying beside him
'He's too haughty to see danger to himself.' said Hiccup
'So what's the plan?' asked Fishlegs, flying up on his other side
'Find the princesses, legitimize our claim, and make some allies on this land.' said Hiccup
'and how are we going to do that?' asked Heather as she flew over head, flying her dragon upside down over him so they could see face to face, her huge breasts threatening to fall out of her top and smack her face
'He said the queen was in an ice palace, and that we weren't dressed for the encounter. So we'll look for something cold and wintry.'
The Twins flew up in front of him, both looking over their shoulders.
'Which princess are we looking for?' asked Tuffnut
'How are we going to convince them to join us?' asked Ruffnut
Looking ahead, he could plainly see the fantastic meat of Ruffnut's ass bursting through the threads of her seatless pants, deep crack on display.
'Same way I convinced you, hopefully.' he said
'Magnetic charisma?' said Tuffnut
'Yeah, force of personality.' said Ruffnut with a wink
They took up into the skies, scanning the landscape.
It wasn't hard to find at all, in fact it was a little silly. Within plain sight of the city, up in the nearby mountain, there loomed a large, clearly man made, castle of ice.
'I think that's it.' he said
'Really? Why don't they just attack it?' asked Snotlout from his side
Hiccup looked down at the countryside and saw that it was caked in white. How was it snowing in the summer?
'I suspect the Ice Queen is freezing them out.' he said
He signaled for the vikings to form up on him and flew low over the snow blanketed trees. His summation proved correct as they approached and the temperature dropped dramatically. The Vikings were used to harsh winters but they were hardly dressed for it today and their bodies acclimated to summer conditions. They kept flying low, as high altitudes accentuated cold weather.
Hiccup was ultimately fine, the flight suit under his armour providing adequate protection from the elements. But the others were beginning to visibly shiver. Especially the womenfolk with their scanty clothing. The castle was still a ways away, and he didn't know how able they would be to make the journey and still be in fighting form.
He looked over the side of Toothless and saw a random shack in the woods. He peeled out of formation and the other riders fell in on him, landing their beasts around the shack. Hiccup read the sign outside the shack.
'Wandering Oeken's Trading Post and Sauna.'
'A sauna s-s-s-ounds heavenly right now...' said Astrid from his left side
Hiccup dismounted and took to the shop, with the others falling in on him. He opened the door and was almost blasted by the heat from inside. The girls almost trampled him as they entered, sighing in relief as they messaged exposed skin in the warmth of the shack.
'Hello traveler.' said a man behind the desk
He was a larger fellow, with a robust Walrus mustache and clad in warm looking furs.
'Do you have any winter clothes?' asked Hiccup
'Oh but of course, demand is high with the occupation.' said the one he presumed was Oeken
'Will this cover it?' Hiccup asked, throwing a small coin purse onto the desk
'Oh, I am afraid not. These have already been ordered by Haans, so it would cost you greatly.' said the cheery man
Hiccup briefly considered just taking the clothes and running, he was the Overlord after all. Why not just take what he wants? But he didn't want to be seen as an invader, since Haans is already doing that. He grabbed his coin purse, causing the top to open as he pulled it away, leading to two coins falling out. Oeken's interest was piqued as he took the coin.
'These are no Krones.' he said
He was gifted many golden coins from Mala that he hadn't bothered to learn the name of.
'No, they're Dragon Coins.' he said
Oeken bit the coin and observed the smooth surface bare of marks.
'Change of rates.' he said 'After last summer's blow out, I built up a stock.'
'You are a shrewd business man.' said Hiccup as he tossed the purse back on the table, which spilled their contents to Oeken's delight. He had many of the bags in his saddle, and even more loose change in his bag of holding.
The women all picked clothes off the shelves, mixes of wool, fur and leather robes, coats, blouses and trousers as the man counted his coins.
'Can we use the sauna?' asked Astrid
Hiccup momentarily considered it, until a side glance revealed a few people already inside it, smiling and waving at them.
'Nah, we're on a mission.' he said
He stepped outside as the man said 'Pleasure doing business.'
Hiccup walked over to Toothless, who was drawing in the snow with his hand, paw, thing. Toothless's attention was captured by something though, and the dragon took a hostile stance, looking at a rift of snow.
'What is it bud?' asked Hiccup
There was a shift in snow and a man jumped up, hardly distinct from the cold, wintry surrounding. Or at least, it looked like a man. It was three lumps of snow stacked on top of each other, with little blobs of coal serving as buttons on its naked body. It waved stick like arms at them and blinked with eerily human eyes.
'Hello friends!' he greeted
Hiccup gave Toothless a pat on the side and the dragon blasted. A single burst of plasma like heat gushed from its mouth and fried the snowman, leaving only two sticks, three smoldering coal lumps, a carrot and two blinking eyes in the mound of snow that had been carved through.
Astrid came running out of the shack, clad in furred robes.
'What was that! Hiccup? Did you find the snow queen?'
'No,' said Hiccup 'Just a weird snow man thing.'
Quickly, the snowman reformed, pulling additional mass from the snow right under him until he was back to human like form. It seemed to bare no ill will for having been melted, for after assembling his face again, he spoke kindly.
'Oh, you're looking for Elsa.' said the Snowman
Hiccup leaned over to Astrid and said 'The lump of snow with a carrot in it is talking right?'
'You're the magic wielder.' said Astrid
'High, I'm Olaf.' said the minute man of snow with eyes and a mouth while waving its stick arms 'and I like warm hugs.'
Toothless opened its mouth, a spark ready on its tongue. Hiccup put a hand on its head to steady him.
'Hiccup Horendous Haddock.' he said 'Newly crowned Overlord.'
He looked puzzling at them 'There's only one Overlord these days, the self proclaimed Evil Queen.'
'This evil queen gets mentioned a lot, I think she should be the next target.' said Tufnut, who appeared from the shack
'Are you guys enemies of the Queen? Then you're friends of ours.' he declared and walked towards Astrid, who was closest
She drew her ax from behind her and lowered the instrument so it was pointing at him but he trudged on through it, walking though it impaled him and wrapped its twig arms around her as she shuddered.
'Who is Elsa?' asked Hiccup
'The rightful Queen of Ariandelle.' he said as Astrid pushed him back
'Then why does Haans sit the throne?' asked Valka
'She was forced out. All Elsa could do against the overwhelming might of the Dark Army was try to freeze them out, which would hurt her own people as much.' he said 'so she declared Ariandelle an open city and fled to her ice castle.'
'Well then,' said Hiccup 'I think I know where to go next. Rally the others.' he said
Hiccup straddled Toothless and worked his foot in the prosthetic mechanism to sync with his equally maimed dragon. The other vikings, now clad in winter gear, hopped on their dragons and they took flight again.
They beelined to the castle, the temperature dropping rapidly around them as they approached. The winds picked up, howling in their ears and making the dragons have to fight the streams as they approached. As they got closer to the castle, they became awed by its size. The castle was massive, vertically at least.
They got to the mighty gates of the palace when Hiccup spotted a wide open balcony. He sailed up to it, his dragons following him, and perched Toothless on the rails. Astrid also perched beside him and he said 'Take the others and circle the castle, I'll be back shortly.'
She nodded and took off, signaling with her hand for the others to join her. Toothless landed on a balcony the overlooked the besieged city. Hiccup dismounted as the other dragons flew around the castle, leaving the more diplomatic Hiccup to negotiate on his own.
'Who goes there?' asked a cool voice from inside
'Who goes there?' echoed Hiccup, wondering who would utter such a turn of phrase
He let himself in, stepping through some shimmering curtains that were neither solid or fabric, almost hanging like a frosty mirage. Inside he found a spacious bedroom. Everything was made of ice, frost and crystals. The floor reflected everything over it and light filtered in from outside and resonated from the large chandelier that hung over it. The only natural construct it seemed was the large double bed near the opposite wall, which was draped in the royal colours and coat of the House of Ariandelle.
There was a wave of motion from the corner that took him almost by surprise. A young woman was standing there. She was similarly draped in clothes of icey blue. She wore a lavish dress that covered her torso and danced widely around her legs. She was a pale thing, with blue evening gloves over her arms. Her hair was platinum blond or shock white depending on the lighting, and her large eyes shone with a piercing blue.
'Not another step, lest you become another ice sculpture for the palace.' she said with open hands that shimmered with frost build up
'No need for threats, I come in peace.' he said, holding up his empty hands
'The Evil Queen didn't send you?' she asked skeptically
'I am my own master, do they speak of the Overlord here?' he asked
'The Overlord? Only in children's' tales of the same vein and stock as gremlins and closet monsters.' she said
'So they do speak of me here.' he said as he got halfway across the room and stopped 'I scarcely believed the stories myself, until one day I found the old tower and claimed the heart as my own.'
'So what is it you wish? To take over Ariandelle? My answer is still no, I will not swap one dark lord for another.' she said defiantly
'Hardly.' said Hiccup 'I have no desire to take your lands from you. I just want peace in the realms, and to be a strong ruler that keeps it.'
'You would restore me to the throne? With what army?' she asked
Hiccup gestured over his shoulder, where Toothless was chasing his tail on the balcony 'My dragons. Surely you've heard of Vikings.'
'Norse raiders?' she asked
'Of a sort.' Hiccup shrugged 'Brutish raiders who ride atop nigh mythical beasts of terrible might who spew fire. Our numbers are small, a few hundred at the moment, but a dreadful force on any battlefield.'
'You could raze this whole town and the armies besieging it, why console me?' she asked
Hiccup chose his words carefully but spoke with resolution 'I seek power, not destruction. Not for power's sake but to foster a strong realm. I want stability, and freedom in the lands. I have to be stronger than the ones who would usurp me. I can only achieve that with just leadership and a powerful nation. I need proper princesses for the empire I envision.'
'Your new empire? So I am to be a pawn in your game?' she asked
'The first among equals.' Hiccup clarified 'A confederation of kingdoms, bound to their suzerain. I am told this continent was once populated by many kingdoms headed by intrepid princesses, I wish to restore that, and bind us together so that no other dark lord can threaten it.'
'You don't sound like a terrible dark lord of legend.' she said
Hiccup removed his helmet to show her his humanity. 'I wield the power of darkness, but wish to go about it a different way. Previous Overlords had great power but lacked vision, I wish to create something new that will stand the test of time. Many want to conquer, few want to build. Conquer the world and then what? Those that succeed die of boredom and their empires fall to ruin. It means little to plunder. Once the riches of the world are mine, what is there left? I want to built a strong, stable empire that will flourish, be the envy of the world, long after I am gone.'
Elsa finally began to approach him, taking slow steps that send her dress fluttering behind her.
'So you would gather up the exiled Princesses, restore the thrones, and bind them to you?' she asked 'To do dark things to dark people for the betterment of the world? Sounds noble enough, but how can you survive? The myths say the Overlord thrives on evil, and the heart abandons its lord if they aren't wicked enough.'
Hiccup said 'I heard that as well, and it does trouble me. I am not a malicious person, but the Minions follow me still, and Gnarl advises me. I suppose it's a matter of will. The most wicked of men are often the strongest willed. As long as I exert mine over the Tower Heart, it is mine to command. Often times, the most evil men have the strongest wills. I guess you could call me an antihero.'
'I guess, that'll have to do.' she said
She was now within arm's length of him. He could see clearly now that she was a beautiful young woman with an angular face and a cold stare. Her face betrayed no emotion though. She had an impenetrable mask that could only be brought about by a life of isolation, or she was just a good actress.
'What must I do?' she asked
'I cast a spell on you that binds you to me and gives you a form more... suited to a woman of your status. Then we consummate the new relationship.' he said
'Consummate? Sounds intimate. Are we to be brides then?' she asked
'In a manner.' Hiccup said 'Strictly speaking, there need not be a bedding. It's just the natural progression of things. As I said, you will enjoy a position of power, though still among equals.'
'How many others are there?' she asked
'Five, at the moment.' He explained 'Only three of them technically princesses. Mala, of the Dragon Lands, who watches over the rest of my people. And Astrid, my First Mistress, who heads my Dragon Riders. Heather commands the fearsome Berserkers. The Twin Ruffnut and Dragon Matron Valka are my others. They each ride in my vanguard but do not represent any faction.'
'Oh, you've already got quite the harem I see.' she said as she stepped away from him and towards the bed
Her dress flapped and part of it grazed him, making him shudder as frost kissed his body.
'Very well then, I don't see another choice.' she said 'Rot in this castle for my heart as that loathsome cur Haans rules from my family's manse or swear myself to the Dragon Rider.'
'It's not enough for you to merely resign.' said Hiccup 'to become my mistress isn't just to swear loyalty and make the same promise a horse does the mare.'
She laughed and said 'Now I think it's you who hasn't heard the legends. The Overlord collects fair maidens for his harem that he enjoys on his whim.'
Hiccup stood resolute and said 'Previous Overlords maybe, but that's not good enough for me.' said Hiccup 'I don't want your body and promise, I want your trust. Your loyalty. I want for you to believe in me and my cause.'
'Your cause? Your new empire was it? Just sounds like another Tyrant. My back is to the wall, how can you expect me to agree to without desperation guiding my hand?'
Hiccup stepped away from her and walked over to Toothless, who was now perched on the balcony. Without a word, he climbed onto the black dragon and synced his foot. It was comparatively easy to rope in the other Dragon riders, as they were of the same culture as him and known him their whole lives. To truly coerce the princesses, he was going to need a powerful gesture of support.
He and Toothless took off, him whistling sharply to get the attention of the flying dragons. The pulled up beside him and he signaled for an attack formation. A hand raised with pinky and thumb outstretched meant V formation, all fingers extended and waved in a circle meant form up in a line. Hand waved in a circle and then a closed fist pulled down meant get ready for a diving run.
They flew down low in a tight V formation. It was a solid few minutes getting back to the city flying down hill at breakneck speeds, the riders clinging low to their dragons. Once Ariandelle was back in plain sight over the trees, Hiccup lead them over the siege lines. It was approaching evening now, with the sun hanging low in the sky. It cast an orange light over the camps as the soldiers left their positions.
Hiccup gave Toothless a couple pats on the side and pointed clearly over his head. A bolt of Toothless' plasma blast struck clean through a line of trebuchets, blasting them apart with a glowing streak that exploded when it struck the ground, launching the ammunition of stone balls in every direction as the sonic boom alerted everyone to their presence.
Astrid flew over a row of shielded battering rams, Stormfly oozing magma like fire over them and continuing to rain over a row of catapults. Snoutlout flew his Monstrous Nightmare over the dense concentration of rowers and ladders, the flaming dragon opening its mouth and torrent its fiery gel over the siege engines. Fishlegs aimed Meatlug's blast at the rows of metal tubes, which, to the amazement of vikings, exploded quite spectacularly. Metal tubes the size of people were launched in every direction as barrels and boxes behind them caught fire and exploded with similar effects.
The soldiers of the Dark Army, a mix of armoured knights and the uniformed officers he guessed were from Haans' realm, ran in all directions, fleeing the flying beasts and abandoning their siege lines as the dragons obliterated them. Valka flew over the camps on Cloudjumper, lighting the tents, rooms, and carriages on fire. Heather flew past her as Cloudjumper spat blue flame over the baggage train, reducing the rows of carriages and wagons to cinders in moments.
Hiccup flew high overhead and looked around. The army was scattered, the bulk of their siege engines destroyed. The Twins flew over the sapping trenches dug into the earth, spewing the noxious green gas over the them before a spark from Astrid lit them on fire, blasting the forward positions and anything hidden in them.
Snotlout, Valka, and Heather were rolling up the flanks, following the lines of besiegers that surrounded most of the city. Hiccup looked over the river and saw one of warships in the harbour. He remembered Toothless' favourite manuevre and broke away from the other riders. Flying high overhead, a speck of black in the orange sky of the setting sun, he angled for the tall triple decked warship. In moments, he was over the ship and had Toothless roll over. They plunged down, spitting a plasma blast directly downward before pulling away. He watched it blow a hole clean through the deck of the ship and the water under the boat steam from the plasma.
He saw people frantically running and jumping off the ship. Flame caught on the sales from the heat of the blast and soon, the masts stood as a fiery flags in the harbour. Then there a series of blasts as the ammunition in the ship also caught fire, exploding out the sides of the rapidly sinking boat. By the time Hiccup caught up to the others who had lapped the city, ruining the siege lines the whole way, the boat was just a floating mass of lumber rubble and men swimming for the dock.
They flew back to the castle. It took longer on the way back, but it was already noticeably warmer than when he approached the first time. Once again, the others began circling the castle while Hiccup landed on the balcony. Elsa was standing at the balcony, having seen the whole show.
'Do you trust me now?' he asked
She looked from the spectacle of flames surrounding her city and the smoldering wreck in the harbour to the Viking.
'You just attacked the Evil Queen's army.' she said with trepidation
'It's my war now, this is happening with or without you. I would rather you join me though.' he said
'What must I do?' she asked
'Swear your loyalty, and promise me that if you ever disagree with me, my methods, or my aim, that you'll stop me. You seem strong enough to do that.' he said
'I accept.' she said
Hiccup performed the hand gestures and spoke the magic words that conjured the mystic vapours that wreathed around her. Before his eyes, she transformed. She grew a couple inches, though didn't gain the same muscle mass the viking girls gained. She still grew in the most important areas though, her chest blossoming outwards as she breathed in deeply, invigorated by the magic. He seemed to be growing in power, as the magic did something it never had before and altered her clothes. Or that could just be his magic mingling with hers.
The result was the same. Her top grew tight like a blue corset that highlighted her new, impossibly narrow waist for her exaggerated hourglass figure. The top shrank down and turned into supportive cups that elevated her breasts, each tit now as big as her head. There were blue frills along it that connected to puffy blue pouldrons over her shoulders that created a cleavage window when combined with the mirage like cloak that was bound over her collar.
Her evening gloves remained untouched though her dress split down the middle where it connected to the bottom of the corset like top. The long, layered blue fabrics still went around her legs but rode up near the top, where they became bound to a sash that went around her hips. It created an inviting window through the open front of the fabric that showed off her long, toned pale legs clad in blue stockings that were held up by ribboned straps to a belt under her dress. Her clothes came to an end at her feet, which bore slight heeled shoes of the same light blue hue as her dress. Through the open doors of her dress, he could see her crotch was covered by a sky blue patch of fabric, likely part of a thong, that was semi transparent and he could make out her pussy lips and the downward pointing pyramid of white hair over it.
'Oh my.' she said, checking herself out 'this is truly something.'
She looked from her hands to the floor where their reflections looked back.
'Well this is a little risque.' she said as she pressed her thighs together and tried to close the dress
'If you've got it, flaunt it.' Hiccup said, referencing another quip
'A Queen is supposed to be conservative and, subdued.' she said as she looked over her her shoulder to her backside, seeing an impressive protrusion in her dress back there
'They have been in the past, yes. But we vikings have a different outlook our presentations. Our bodies are as much a part of us as our personalities, and if they're impressive, then there's nothing wrong with showing that off.'
It wasn't a blatant lie, but it was also kind of the case. They certainly didn't dress for the harsh winters.
'and this heat, I feel. What's that?' she asked
A blush was creeping up her neck, her pale skin failing to hide any emotion, the first he had seen in the stone faced woman.
'Heat?' he asked
'I feel as if my temperature is rising, deep within my core.' she said, putting a hand on her chest
It sank between her breasts as she breathed deeply, trying to stabilize herself. Her hand then drifted down her body, sliding over the outside of her taut abs and resting just above her pelvis.
'You've never gotten hot before?' he asked
'I don't suppose so. I've always been a cold woman.' she said
'You've never tried, playing with yourself?' he asked
She blushed harder then and said 'No, I was raised in isolation. I was never really, into other people.'
'All the more reason to get to know yourself.' Hiccup chuckled
'My own fingers and toys never really did anything for me.' she said
'Oh, well.' Hiccup stammered, not knowing how best to proceed
'But that's different now, I have a new yearning. Help me Hiccup, to sate this heat.' she said while reaching out to touch him
'Oh, ah... alrite.' he said as he snapped his finger
A neat trick he figured out skimming the big book of spells. The Armour of the Overlord could be temporarily stored in the gauntlet he wore on his left arm. In a moment, he could bring it back. It was a quick and easy way to disrobe and keep his gear. The spell was powered by will, so strictly speaking he didn't need to snap his fingers. He did it anyways to add a visual flair. He stood before her now in his riding leathers. The clothes hugged his new, muscular body, but the bulge in his crotch was obvious.
'Is that...' she sighed with a gesture of her eyes to his groin 'all you?'
'You do know what consummate means right?' he asked as he took the hand she placed on his chest
He had to bite his tongue to suppress a surprised hiss. She was cold to the touch. He shouldn't have been surprised but he still was.
'I have an idea. It's part of the mating ritual, if you will. I've seen pictures and diagrams.' she said
The blush crept more around her body and he hoped it would actually warm her up.
'Well I promise, it's more fun than that.' he said
'Well then, let us proceed.' she said as she dropped her hands to his waist
She fumbled with his belt for a bit before Hiccup took over. Sometimes he couldn't even tell how to dissemble his flight suit.
'I need to make a hatch for this.' he mumbled to himself
Once he got the belt loose, Elsa took over and in a single motion, slid it down his legs. The base of his mighty cock came into view as she did so, peeling down the trousers from his legs. More and more of the incredible veiny mass was revealed to her as she slowly gasped, eyes growing wide.
'My oh my, this is-'
She was interrupted when the trousers went past his knee and the engorged member flung up. The huge rod of man flesh struck her in the face and then bounced off her, stretching past her face and pushing against her cheek.
'Sorry about that, I need to start warning people.' he chuckled
Her face was warmer than her hands, enough to where he didn't loose energy in his cock.
'This is massive, far bigger than the books had lead me to believe.' she said
'I am quite the specimen.' he said 'part of being the Overlord is sporting the mighty Overcock.' he said
Elsa rubbed her face against the cock, nuzzling it almost.
'It feels so hot, hard yet smooth. Soft, yet stiff.' she said
'I've been told it feels even better in your mouth.' he suggested
'My mouth?' she sputtered 'the books didn't say anything about that.'
'Well, it's not officially a part of the consummation process, but it's a hole. You have three it can go in.' he said
She finally grabbed it, holding it by the base. Her hand had warmed up, enough to where it didn't sap the heat of his cock away. She had small hands, her fingers couldn't close around any part of it. It made him realize how ham fisted the vikings usually were.
'Three...' she said with her mouth hanging open 'but only the vagina is mentioned in the books.'
'Your books sound very, academic.' he said
She slid her face down the cock, holding it against her as she did. Warm breath flowed over his cock as she did so, exciting him immensely.
'Oral, vaginal, what's the third...' she mumbled to herself as she neared the sensitive tip and her eyes flew open wide 'anal!?'
'That's one of them.' he said
The beautiful woman leaned back in her squat, getting the whole member in her sight.
'But it's so big.' she groaned 'You want to put all of this in my ass?'
'No, well yes. I do. I won't lie about that. But only if you want to.' he said
'I'll consider it. But first I should see if it'll fit in here.'
She opened her mouth wide and placed it on the tip. Hiccup groaned, the warmth of the young lady's mouth on his cock head was incredible. She was a different kind of beauty. The others had a very strong kind of attractiveness. Wide jaws, pronounced brows, stern eyes, an almost square head. Elsa was a woman of angles and curves. Slight jaw, pointier chin, high, pronounced cheek bones. Fair, pale skin, shock white hair, deep blue eyes, and those plump, pink lips that were slowly easing up his cock.
'Yeah,' he sighed 'just like that.'
She mumbled something as she slid her hand up and down the veiny mass she was feeding herself. The moist head of her tongue invigorated his cock, and her hand felt so smooth on his shaft. Unlike the rough and callused hands of his sword, ax, hammer and mace wielding vanguard. So smooth it felt as if she wore gloves her entire life and never sullied her hands.
'Quiet.' said Hiccup 'A proper princess never talks with her mouth full.'
Her lips twisted around his cock in what may have been a smile. He felt the muscle of her tongue under his cock as she sucked, her cheeks drawing in. The head of his cock found her throat, bouncing against the back of her mouth. She pulled her face off him, her lips stretching out along with her mouth in a skin tunnel as she sucked hard. Hiccup's knees almost buckled as she did so, the pressure was intense. The princess, it turned out, was a great cock sucker. Her face got to the end of his cock shaft and the lips drew tight around the tip behind the glans, giving her an amusing, exaggerated duck face before it popped off.
'Oh, that was...' she said in huffs
'Delicious?' he suggested
'I was going to say satisfying. It was amazing, having your massive, hot cock in my mouth.' she said as she licked her lips
Her other hand joined its twin on the cock and jerked the meat around, sliding the saliva around the 22 inches. It gave the ivory cock a sheen that bounced the light of the icy crystal palace even more. Hiccup looked past it, the hands playing with it, and the beauty doing the playing and saw the reflection in the glass floor. In it, he could see the thin blue panties between Elsa's legs growing damp.
Elsa opened her mouth wide and slid forward to her knees. Her hands held the cock steady as she closed her eyes, devouring his cock. He was pleasantly surprised as his cock head slid over her tongue to the back of the throat, where it pushed past the membranes and invaded her neck. The long, thin neck bulged obscenely as she took it in. She got warmer and warmer as he came closer to her core. He pushed past the smooths, wet muscles of her neck that pulsated as she reflexively swallowed and retched. He could feel her keeping things loose despite instinct, having to move her hands as she advanced with her mouth.
Her eyes slid back open, the blue pools gazing up into his. Her hands slid up the decreasing bare skin before dropping to her balls. They slid around the low hanging orbs in the loose sack, grasping the nuts in each hand. Her fingers found wrinkles to slip into, the heavy organs filling her palms, each bigger than a hand could hold. She kneaded and played with them as she came closer to kissing his base, likely finding them delightful playthings like the others. She no longer needed to hold the organ steady as most of it was in her mouth and he could feel the beating of her heart through the cock in her throat.
She hit the end, her lips kissing the thin mat of fur around the base of his cock. She pushed further still, bulging her belly a little with his member as she pressed her lips against her teeth against his pelvis. Hiccup placed a hand on her head and gave her a good job pat, entwining his fingers in the incredibly thin and smooth strands of blond hair that made up her elaborate ponytail.
'Good job, you should ease off now.' he said
She began drooling out the corners of her wide open mouth, saliva dripping down his ball sack. She began humming for good measure, almost showing off her swallowing skills. Hiccup shuddered with pleasure and grabbed her hair tight, getting ready to pull her off if it became too much to bare. She swallowed, the whole of his cock embed in her messaged with her throat before she began the retreat.
As she pulled off, the air cooled his cock that was tingling with pleasure. He was about to nut in her and that would spoil the main event. He clenched with his penis muscles, making the organ throb in her mouth as she withdrew. Eventually, in moments that felt like eternity, she freed her mouth from it.
They were both left gasping. Hiccup from how great it felt and Elsa from the effort. Her mouth and lips were splattered with saliva, which had run down her chin and dribbled onto her breasts. She kissed the cock that dangled over her face, she sitting on her heels under it.
'My,' she said finally 'That was incredible. I could get used to this.'
'I thought you were raised in isolation.' said Hiccup 'where did you learn to suck a cock like that?'
She laughed and said 'I am an amazing singer, I know my own throat.'
She grabbed his cock by the base and used it to pull herself up. Hiccup grunted, the sensation sudden and delightful. She stood before him, Hiccup still the taller on, though the thin woman was pretty high up there. Her hand stroked his spit coated cock a couple times as they locked eyes.
'So this is, foreplay?' she asked
'So your books weren't that lacking.' he said
'They were just sparse on the details. But I know I am ready, are you?' she asked coyly
'Oh yes.' he groaned
She stepped sideways and towards the bed, pulling him along by the cock. Instinct seemed to have kicked in and she knew what she wanted. As Hiccup followed, letting her lead him by the dick, he stepped out of the trousers. His strong legs flexed as he moved, the sculpted thighs and calves carrying his weight as she guided him by his most impressive muscle. Once at the bed, he began removing his flight jacket. Elsa turned and sat on the bed, still holding his cock. She breathed deeply at the sight of the chestnut haired man when he removed his top, admiring the sight of his muscled hair lined chest. It wasn't bear like as with many of the vikings, but it was definitely manly. He wasn't barrel chested, but it looked like he worked out enough. Her gaze drifted over his built legs and she spotted the prosthesis. Halfway down the calf of the left leg there was a cusp stuck to his leg, and the mechanical winch loaded hook that served as his foot and connected him with his dragon in flight.
'What happened there?' she asked
'It's a long story, and besides the point.' he said as he bowed over her
He reached under her dress and grabbed the tong like panties by the waist band. He slid them off her legs like she did his pants, watching a string of pussy juice connect the crotch of the panties to the white fur topped lips of the princess. Once free, he tossed them.
She touched her pussy and pulled her hand back, looking at the slick juices that now coated her fingers. She sniffed them and reeled back, surprised by how potent it was.
'What is this?' she asked
Hiccup took her hand by the wrist and raised it to his face.
'Pussy juice.' he said, no longer surprised she never saw hers before 'although I am sure there is a more technical term. It's proof of your excitement, and makes the next part easier.'
He sucked on her fingers, tasting the nectar of her love box on her warmed digits as she cooed. He pushed her hand to the side leaned in between her legs. The Queen of Ariandelle, soon to be the first true Princess in his new empire, scooted back and raised her legs, parting them for him. He aimed the tip of his cock at her leaking entrance and looked her in the eyes, his favourite part.
'Are you sure about this?' he asked
'Very much so.' she said 'come on Overlord. Take the most coveted prize in all of Ariandelle.'
With no more encouragement needed and consent verified, he thrust his hips. The squishy head of his cock smashed against the swollen, glistening lips of her cunt. She opened her mouth in anticipation as he pushed harder, the sheer size of him making it difficult for his cock to find purchase. Then with a slip, the lips parted and his head slid in. He was greeted by the incredible heat of her cunt, and likewise, she was invaded with the pulsating mass of his hot cock.
Both of them gasped as the pleasure wracked their bodies. Hiccup pushed further, the fist sized head of his cock pushing further in as she drew out her breath into a longer groan. Her hands drew tight around the sheets and the fabric of her mystic cloak that was under her. Her legs spread wide apart so that she was almost doing a split in the air, trying to give him as much room as possible.
Hiccup grunted when he ran out of room and pulled back, looking her in the eyes as hers twitched but stayed focused on his. He pushed again, getting the thickest part of his club shaped penis inside her. The walls were virgin tight but lax with anticipation and wet with enthusiasm. She was as ready as could be. His huge, pulsing cock battered her walls as he came in, the woman bending her back and thrusting her chest up as she crawled back on her elbows.
Hiccup grit his teeth and pulled out some more, planting his fists in the bed besides her as she wrapped those long, stocking clad legs around him. When he pushed, she pulled with the lower limbs, getting him more than halfway into the virgin princess. The heat was stifling and tension incredible. Elsa seemed equally thrilled, breathing so fast and hard she couldn't speak and leading Hiccup to fear she would pass out. He slid onto the bed, putting his knees into the mattress as he pulled out a little. Elsa wrapped her arms around his body and held on tight, overwhelmed by the new sensations. Her long blonde pony tail whipped around behind her and the cloak joined the sheets when the brooch snapped. The fabric, pinned under them, ran out of slack and joined the sheets as they as they made love on top of them. Hiccup gave a little shout as he made a final push.
He hips clashed with Elsa's and the whole 22 inches of Overmeat was slammed into her, his heavy balls crashing into her ass. Elsa took a deep breath as he knocked the wind out of her. Hiccup thrust so hard with his hips, he brought his chest back to keep balance, dropping Elsa as she let go and he stood on his knees balls deep in her. His cock, stretched her lips to the max and filled her in the best way, the two sharing their heat amidst the cold outside and in the ice palace.
As Elsa fell, breathing deeply, her hands grabbed at the corset like top and pulled at it. Those massive head sized melons popped out, leaping into the air free as birds while she created room for her chest to expand in desperate need of air. Hiccup watched amazed and dazed as the massive breasts bounced in front of her, topped with large, pink nipples he immediately wanted to suck on. They crashed into each other at the top of their arc and bounced back down, meeting against her chest above her abdomen where they bounced around in front of her heaving chest. They were incredibly firm, holding an almost orb like shape in front of her instead the usual oblong tear drop missiles.
Hiccup pulled out a little as he re positioned them, Elsa's legs now slack around them, and thrust back in, yearning for the heat of her cunt to envelope his incredible cock with its tightness. Elsa let out all that air she just inhaled and practically sang, hitting high soprano notes in a wordless tone as Hiccup bounded into her. Her hands fell to Hiccup's strong arms, holding on as she sang her aria to a beat set by their hips meeting.
Elsa's head fell back as she sang, her silvery hair falling out of its style as it tangled itself into sweaty locks that clung to her head and the pillow. The way her arms outstretched lifted the heavy masses of her chest, holding them almost platter like as they wobbled in the air. Hiccup pulled out slightly, giving his cock some time to recover, and so he could shove his face into those masses.
Elsa let go of his arms and cradled him to her bosom, a hand playing with his hair as she caught her breath. All trace of the cold was gone from her and seemed quite pleasant and warm all over. Hiccup pawed at her breasts, feeling the sweat lined skin of her bountiful breasts with his face. He drowned himself in the meat, as he liked to do, and slid his face over her right breath, searching for the nipple with his mouth.
His lips found the nub, perky pink skin that capped the breast and was erect with need. He closed his lips around it and sucked greedily, licking the nub in him mouth. Elsa seemed to like that and grabbed her other breast as Hiccup fondled the massive one he was sucking on. Her own fingers played with the pert nipple of its twin, while she planted her heels in the bed to work her hips over his cock.
She humped him as he leaned like a rock over her, suckling on her nipple and pumping herself on his manhood. Hiccup let the breast fall from his mouth, looking at Elsa's now red, sweaty face as she closed her eyes and lost herself in these new carnal delights. He turned his attention to her other boob, wanting to give it equal treatment. His lips fought her fingers for control, with the Queen relenting once she felt them. He kissed and licked the nipple while she turned her attention to the abandoned twin, fondling that breast in Hiccup's absence.
He began meeting her thrusts with his own again, using one arm for stability, another to hold the breast to his face, and his mouth suckling the sweet nipple. They got back into a rhythm with their rut, Elsa speaking in semi formed words as she was rocked with pleasure again.
'Oh god, ugh, oh, the books said this was pleasurable but... ah, not this nice.' she said
Hiccup pulled with a drawn out suck, watching the boob turn into a cone before it popped free, the breast falling and shaking as it joined its sister in perpetual motion on her chest.
'That's not the focus of academic research.' he said 'it's more of a by product. But oh what a by product it is.' he said
He delivered a hard thrust that made them both gasp. Elsa arched her back, her boobs washing back and almost drowning her.
'I'll have to get used to these.' she laughed 'but I do look forward to it.'
Hiccup grabbed her hips, pulling her up his thighs, before resuming his thrusts. Hiccup got back into it at full swing, pounding her pussy with reckless abandon. His heavy balls bounced off her ass, her thighs shaking as her legs drew tight and trembling around him. Her fat tits bounced and shuck between them as she wrapped her arms around him again.
They tried to kiss again, but both were breathing too hard and fast for anything to last. So they looked into each others eyes, faces turning into masks of pleasure as they reached their climaxes. Determined green eyes looking into twitching blue. Elsa's eyes began to loose focus as she fell into a pleasure trance, eyes crossing and one going almost closed as her mouth fell open.
She began to babble 'My power flurries through the air into the ground'
Hiccup was hitting his fever pitch, balls drawing tight as he under hooked her arms, grabbing onto her shoulders from under her to brace.
'My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around' she mumbled in a more sing song voice
Her legs drew even tighter around him, heels digging into the back of his pelvis. They pulled him in harder on the thrusts, burying his cock ever deeper inside her. His cock as hard as it'll ever be, being squeezed tightly by all facets of her super heated, quivering cunt.
Her voice regained some of that treble and volume 'And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast...'
Her whole body was shaking now, her arms grabbing Hiccup by the shoulders as he pounded her into the bed. Her fingers drew tight, threatening to dig nails into his skin as her eyes lolled back. Then she arched her back, digging her shoulders into the bed and making her boobs bounce, almost pushing Hiccup off her except for how deeply imbeded in her he was with his mighty Overcock and the legs that were still tight around him. Her eyes shot open and she burst into an almost screaming rendition of song.
'I'm never going back! The past is in the past!'
He felt her pussy clamp down around him and her body begin to writhe. Pulses of pleasure made her body rock. Her hands let go of him, allowing him to get some distance as they fell to his forearms, desperately seeking something to cling onto as she succumbed to her orgasm. Her arms were then cradling her heavy boobs that jiggled tantalizingly as she shuck.
'Let it go! Let it go! and I'll rise like the break of dawn!'
She sang out her orgasm, body contorting around his own pulsating manhood. The image of her being reduced to maddened singing pleasure wracked husk by his cock and magic was the icing on the cake for him. He grit his teeth and came, torrents of hot cum rocketing through his cock as he drove deep inside her. His arms pulled back, hands gripping her wrists as she held onto his in a weird, double Roman handshake as they were joined by their orgasmic parts at the waists.
'Let it go! Let it go! That perfect girl is gone...'
She developed a slight bulge in the gut from how deeply inserted he was, and from the hot spunk that was now jettisoning into her. Both of them were becoming exhausted from the activity and weary as the excitement faded, their climaxes fading. Elsa took deep, laboured breaths as Hiccup grunted and began pulling himself from her weakening limbs.
'Here I stand in the light of day...' she moaned more than sang, having shouted herself hoarse
Hiccup pulled out of her, his deflating member working its way from her battered walls. Her swollen, pink pussy gasped and then vomited its contents, the frothy mix of lady juice and cum pouring from her gaping hole onto the dress and sheets as Hiccup removed himself from between her thighs. The Ice Queen, now thoroughly melted, collapsed into a star fish husk. Catching her breath, too numb to move as she lay in her sweat and their love juices. Hiccup rolled over and joined her in the bed, laying next to his new princess, the first of the royal lines to join his harem.
She babbled a little more 'Let the storm rage on... cold never bothered me anyways...'
They lay there for a minute, catching their breath and basking in the post coital glow.
'We should probably reclaim your city now.' said Hiccup

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