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Ed-Core Porn
By : HeadHunter
Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Views: 16088 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 2Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. - Chapter List
CHAPTER 7
(Peach Creek Pussies)
Double-D spent the following day scanning and editing the photos for the trio’s homemade skin mag. He burned the finished product onto a disk and handed it over to Kevin for printing and distributing. All the Eds had to do now was wait for the schoolkids to fork over their allowances for a copy of “Peach Creek Pussies”—the name Eddy had suggested for their premiere magazine.Two days went by without word from Kevin, and Double-D was beginning to worry that no one would buy their amateur porn mag. He stood at the end of the cul-de-sac, complaining to Ed that perhaps their efforts were all for naught.
“Either nobody wants to see slutty cul-de-sac kids fucking and sucking,” he griped, “or Kevin stiffed us and kept the cash! Either way, our scheme was a failure!”
“Don’t worry, Double-D!” Ed reassured his pal, “Kevin wouldn’t rip us off! I know he and Eddy will find us some customers!”
Just then the duo spied Eddy running toward them excitedly, flailing his arms as he ran.
Eddy skidded to a halt in front of Ed and Double-D, grinning ear to ear. He reached into his pockets and pulled out a wad of cash in each hand. “Here!” he cried, handing the wrinkled stacks of bills to Double-D, “Count this, money-man!”
Double-D’s eyes widened as he shuffled thru the cash. “Wow, Eddy!” he gasped incredulously, “Is this from selling our magazines?”
“You bet it is, buddy-boy!” Eddy replied, giving Double-D a congratulatory slap on the back, “Just about everybody at school bought one!” he grinned, “Teachers too! Man you wouldn’t believe it! Seems everybody likes watching young sluts getting nasty!”
Ed stared in amazement at the fistful of money. “I thought you were gonna buy us more porn with the cash, Eddy!” he said.
“Yeah…” Eddy frowned, “I was, but… it turns out you gotta be eighteen to buy porn down at the convenience store! Go figure!”
“Bummer!” Double-D replied, still flipping thru the stack of bills.
“But it doesn’t matter anyway!” Eddy grinned, “My big brother finally came thru for me! I got a package this morning! A whole box of skin mags! Soft-core, hard-core, all full of sexy naked babes getting down and dirty!”
“That’s great, Eddy!” Double-D smiled, “We got the cash, the porn and the pussy! This has got to be the best scheme we ever came up with!”“Yeah!” Ed agreed, “How are we gonna top this one, Eddy?”
“I’ll tell ya how…” Ed grinned, “With issue number two of Peach Creek Pussies!”
Double-D smirked as he peeled off a few dollars from the top of the stack of money. “Looks like I’m gonna need more film!” he chuckled.
“And our dicks are gonna need some rest!” Ed chuckled.
The threesome marched off together toward town. “To the candy store boys!” Eddy exclaimed, plucking a handful of bills from the bundle that Double-D was still tallying up, “Jawbreakers are on me this time!”
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