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Total Drama Universal Restraints Inn	By : Flashlight & Zetastrophe-Now Category: +S through Z > Total Drama Island Views: 14143 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Ira entered the building. He was about to get back to work when he got a phone call. Ira answered the phone call with due haste. "Hello?"
"Mr. Spooner." A nurse stood by the limousine/ "It appears that there is a stowaway in the trunk of one of our limousines."
"I'll take care of it. It's probably the one that brought Katie and Sadie over."
Ira hung up and exited the palace. He approached the limo with a classy demeanor. "Open the trunk."
"Yes, sir." the nurse who looked like Snow White opened the trunk.
"Thank you. I'll shoot the breeze with our guests." Ira opened the back door of the limousine. "Hello, Katie and Sadie. It's nice meeting you girls. Since you two happen to be BFFs, the two of you will share a room with each other. Enjoy your stay, oh, and don't get too excited if you happen to cross paths with any of our male guests."
With a gesture, Ira ordered his nurses to take Katie and Sadie in. Afterwards, Ira walked to the trunk of the limousine. There, he saw the Snow White-esque nurse pinching a bound Samey's cheek. "Umm..."
"Aww..! She's so cute..!"
"Ella... Stop... doing... that...!"
Ella let go of Samey's cheek. "Sorry..."
Ira looked at Samey. "Amy did this to you?"
"Mhmm." Samey replied with a nod.
Ira sighed. "Well, according to our terms of service, you'd might as well be sent home in that stuff... Speaking of which..." Ira picked Samey up and carried her to the backseat. Once Ira put Samey on the backseat of the limo, he closed the door. "Take her home"
The limousine drove off. Ira went back to the palace. Upon entering the palace, Ira went up the stairs. Ira entered his suite; there, Ira turned on his TV and played recordings of the Total Drama, specifically those of an unattractive, bulky girl with black hair
In a production room, Chris and Chef watch Ira analyze the recordings. In the recordings, the girl showed displays of poor anger management skills, which made Chris afraid about Ira's well-being. Chef, on the other hand, is staring at Chris in disapproval, believing that Chris had lost his mind.
"Yo, Chris!" Chef yelled. "If you're all hankered up about Muscle Bitch, why don't you go talk with Mr. Playboy Ripoff instead of whining like a baby?!"
"But what abou-" Chris was shoved out of the room by an annoyed Chef, who wanted nothing to do with Chris's cowardice. "Fine, have it you way!" Chris muttered to himself as he walked to Ira's office. Upon arrival, Ira looked at Chris, watching Chris breathe in fear as he looks through some paperwork.
"What's the problem?" Ira asked.
"You're making a huge mistake. Eva is one easily-aggravated bitch. There is no way you'll get through this one."
"Calm down, Chris. I just had a talk with an instructor from the military. He'll be here at any moment."
In a hallway at the inn, a white man with an army uniform marches down the path. He had a muscular build and a shaved head that is covered by a faded-green hat. During his march, he meets up with Chef Hatchet. "Yo, Major Hatchet. It's been a while."
"Major Williams!" Chef saluted the man. "What brought you here, sir?"
"Well, Ira Spooner called for me. It must have been an important task."
"Well, he's in his office talking jack with Chris."
"How's the show business going?"
"Well, I'm still stuck with Chris and a bunch of bratty teenagers. Oh, and guess what? He's gonna add more bratty teenagers to his show. Aren't 38 brats enough for his stinkin' show?"
"I know how you feel, sir. Come with me for a moment." Major Williams walked down the hallway with Chef. Upon arriving at Ira's office, Major Williams walked in, awaiting orders from Ira.
"Greetings, Major Williams. You have arrived just in time."
"What are your orders, sir?"
"Well, here's the scoop. Chris McLean here is a bit riled up about an Eva from Total Drama. I've went through a few clips and noticed that she is rather strong. There was one moment where she pulled a bus with her teeth."
"Looks like big news."
"It is, especially when Chris wanted all nineteen female contestants of his show at my inn. Since our inn's system works like pizza delivery service in terms of customer service, our staff goes to our guests rather than abide by normal methods of obtaining guests. The reason why I called you up is to provide a way to transport someone as powerful as Eva to the inn."
"Sir, I have just the way to get her in." Major Williams then turned to Chef. "Major Hatchet, looks like you'll be temporarily pulled out of retirement. We'd like you to do one more mission for us."
"It's about time I got some action around here!" Chef cracked his knuckles, ready for action. Once everything was wrapped up, Chef and Major Williams walked out of the office. Ira turned to Chris, looking at him with a smirk.
"Chris, things are about to get interesting around here."
At Eva's house, Eva was working out at a gym. While finishing her 100 pull-ups, she noticed the sound of a truck coming by. Eva got back onto the ground and walked to the front window of the house. When she looked out the window, she saw an army cargo truck with Chef Hatchet in the passenger seat. Great... Apparently, my older brother was caught draft-dodging.
A knock was heard from Eva's front door, which Eva answered. In front of her stood Major Williams. Major Williams was standing at six-foot-four, so Eva had to look up to face him.
"Hello, Eva. The name's Major Williams, although you should refer to me as 'sir.'"
"What is it, sir?"
"Well, the military is looking for a powerful person to test out a few restraints, and you happened to be one of our test subjects."
"What's in it for me?"
"Well, if you volunteer to partake in this experiment, we will provide $1,500 for your service."
"Well, as long as there's money involved, I'll go for it."
"Good. Now, how about you do fifty pushups for a little warm-up?"
"Fifty? That's easy." Eva dropped onto the ground and started doing push-ups. Her strength allowed Eva to pull through the push-ups in under a minute. "So, what do you got, sir?"
"Well, Eva. Let's start of with the basics." Major Williams pulled out a straitjacket from the cargo bay of the truck and displayed it for Eva. "This straitjacket here is a basic model used in many asylums to keep harmful prisoners at bay. It is made out of a strong type of canvas. Maybe someone like you can escape this."
"Okay, I'm ready when you are." Eva allowed Major Williams to secure her in the straitjacket; however, she was not secured for very long. Eva's strength allowed her to tear herself out of the straitjacket with ease. "Okay, that was easy." Eva then turned to Major Williams. "What's next?"
Major Williams pulled out another straitjacket, which is made out of a shiny material. "Okay, try this. This straitjacket is made out of rubber, which has a higher elasticity than canvas. I'd like to see you get out of this one."
"Bring it on, sir!" Eva then allowed Major Williams to secure her in the new straitjacket. Although elastic, the rubber did not hold Eva back, for she stretched it much like a set of rubber swimwear. Her escape surprised Chris, who thought that the rubber would keep Eva secured.
"How did she do that? I was sure that she'd be secured in such a material."
"Chris..." Ira let out a smirk. "You have not seen the tip of the iceberg yet."
Back at the scene, Major Williams blew a whistle, which summoned two female cadets. The cadets didn't have shaved heads, but rather hair that was cut short; hanging just below their ears.
"What are your orders, sir?" asked both cadets in unison.
"Bring out the big guns." Major Williams directed the cadets to an unknown black object in the cargo bay. The cadets marched to the object and pulled it out of the cargo bay. The cadets then held it out for display.
"Eva... This object is codenamed 'The Heavy Holder.' This is made out of a dense resin that has been in the works for five years. Not even the strongest of bulls could power through this sturdy object."
Back at the inn, Chris was amazed about the strength of the 'Heavy Holder' just by the words of Major Williams himself. "Wow, is he serious?" Chris asked.
"Oh, that's just one termite in the nest. If the rumors are true, I'd say it could withstand the ram of a Boeing 747 airliner flying at Mach 3 and allow a person contained in the hard shell to re-enter the atmosphere unscathed."
"Shit... I've never thought any object could be that strong."
"Some say that the Heavy Holder may be an attempt to design a prison cell that could be capable of holding powerful entities like Trina Riffin."
"Wow..." Chris had never seen or heard this many surprises before. He hasd been used to torturing his interns and contestants with many interesting challenges, but this is on another scale to him.
Back in the scene, Eva cracks her knuckles and prepares herself for the Heavy Holder. Eva lets out a smirk, confident about what she believes to be another inevitable escape. "Alright, it's go time!" Eva allows herself to be locked in the sturdy, resin shell, ready for another escape attempt. Her muscles struggled inside the 'Heavy Holder,' but it barely budged. After another minute of struggling, Eva gave up and accepted defeat.
"Eva..." Major Williams kneeled in front of the imprisoned Eva. "Your strength is quite impressive; in fact, you're the strongest person to volunteer for this experiment. Of course there are other conditions for this test."
"Hmm?"
"We at the military are offering triple the reward for anyone who partakes in transporting inside the device; however, there is yet to be any person who took the trip. Are you up for it?"
"Ymmh, wttmver..," Eva replied. Major Williams orders his cadets to place Eva in the cargo bay before getting back in the driver's seat of the truck. Chef was waiting for Major Williams in the passenger seat of the truck, waiting to hear the results.
"How did it go?"
"Looks like our subject wished to complete the experiment. This will be good news for everyone at the military." Major Williams drove the truck back to the inn, which was a 15-minute trip. At the front door of the inn, Ira was waiting to meet Eva at the inn. Once the truck arrives, Ira walks to the cargo bay to greet Eva.
"Greetings..." Ira said, "You must be Eva from Total Drama. It's nice to have you here. Allow me to introduce myself; I'm Ira Spooner: founder and owner of Universal Restraints Inn. Since we didn't want to provoke you, we situated you at the Angel Wing, which provides the best service from our hotel. Before our staff takes you inside, I'd like to let you know that we provide a gymnasium. Have a nice time. Oh, and welcome to Universal Restraints Inn."
Two nurses from the Angel Wing arrive and enter the cargo bay of the truck. They lift Eva and carried her on their shoulders, taking her to the wing itself. Chef Hatchet steps out of the truck and begins to say his good-byes to his fellow soldier.
"Well, Major Hatchet, it was a pleasure to see you again. You've done a job well done, soldier."
"Thank you, sir." Chef gave Major Williams a salute before Major Williams drove off. Chef then turned to Ira. "How did you manage to get that maggot into this hotel of yours?"
"Sometimes, Chef, even the craziest and stealthiest of plans could overcome the obstacles at hand." Ira nodded at his accomplishment and walked back inside with Chef. Although the other girls will be wary about Eva, there are many more to be transferred.

Author's Notes: Eva was placed in the Angel Wing because Ira wants to keep Eva calm while she's at the Inn. Eva was also allowed to move her entire body to further tame her. This is something that would be strictly forbidden under normal circumstances. Guests of the inn are forced to wear either straitjackets, armbinders, or bodysuits that disallow hand usage.
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