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The new Edd	By : yaoiboydaisuke Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 4810 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy or any of the characters from the show.I am not making any money off this and it was written for fun.

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AN: The reason I am not having Kevin call Edd 'Babe' is because he's called Nazz that for years and all the girls he's been with lol Also I drew a very ugly picture of Edd with this Edd's scars, when I said the scar looked like a star I didn't mean the five point one, I meant the six point one lol After drawing such an ugly picture, I drew the show age Kevin and Edd standing beside each other, you guys can see that picture on my Fearmyboxers account on deviantart.. Since their parents don't seem to be around much for any of them, I am guessing they work a lot to pay for all the bills, medical and damnage as well as their mortgage; I mean come on, their kids are constantly destroying each others houses and hurting each other lol They also probably lie about working some days just to get the hell out of the area for some peace, that neighborhood seems like hell.
“Are you sure about coming out to everyone, once we do there is no turning back you know...” Kevin leaned on the door frame of the bathroom, watching Edd apply makeup to the bruise on his face.
Double D sighed, placing the concealment cream down. “Kevin, I told you that I am sure. Do you really not want to tell anyone about us? Are you scared your reputation will be destroyed completely?” he turned, smiling some. “I have a feeling that if anyone were to try and mess with you, you would show them you aren't any different now then you were the day before.” walking over, Edd put his arms around Kevin's shoulders. “Plus, Nazz,Ed, and Eddy know. Who knows how many of the others know and have just been quiet about it.”
“Heh, true.” Kevin kissed Edd, moving his hands down and grabbing two hand fulls of his boyfriends ass, causing Edd to squeak. “Now we can go.” he took a hold of Edd's free hand, the other hand was over his blushing face. They walked out of Edd's house, where Kevin had stayed the night, Kevin's muscles were still sore from the game the day before. In the middle of the cul-de-sac, Nazz and Sarah were ordering the guys around, the guys were carrying tables,grills, and table wear. “Oh yea, since you couldn't make the party, Rolf was working, and a couple of the other guys were busy, we're having a second after party.”
“...This is really just another excuse to have a party and get drunk while our parents are at work isn't it.” Edd pointed to Rolf bringing over two large keg barrels on his shoulders, Kevin snickered.
“Hey dudes! Come on over here!” Nazz waved, calling over to them. “We were knocking on your door Kev, I see you weren't home.” she smiled looking down at their hands. “Congrats dudes for deciding to come out of the closet.”
Rolf placed the kegs on the ground beside one of the tables. “So Kevin was conoodling with the smart Ed-boy?” he gave Kevin a thumbs up. “We shall celebrate this union with-” he stopped what he was about to say when Lee growled at him from behind. “Enjoying the party!” Rolf laughed nervously.
Kevin laughed loudly, just by holding Edd's hand they didn't need to say anything. “So Rolf! Did you bring the good stuff?” Kevin released Edd's hand, wrapping his arm around Edd's waist. Edd leaned against Kevin, both of them walking to the middle of the cul-de-sac, none of the others cared either, they acted like it was just something that always was. Ed and Eddy would have been the only ones to act out, had they not known already, and Marie was already with someone else; so she was over her crush on Edd. Both boys began to help with getting the party set up, the Rolf told them the kegs were filled with special celebratory ale from the old country that took six years to get perfect.
Soon others from their school started to show up for the block party, Nazz and Sarah had cooked a lot of food already, but had the grills for if they needed more food. Guys from all the sports teams were there to congratulate the football team on their win, there were now more people at the block party than there had been at the Chicken Hut; that made Edd and Kevin a little nervous. They sat next to each other at one of the tables, a couple of the football players and basketball players.
“It has only just turned noon, should we really be drinking?” Edd fidgeted in his seat, Rolf was just starting to hand out the first round of alcohol.
“If we want to sober up before we're expected home, yea!” A black haired boy from Edd's basketball team cheered, holding his cup out for Rolf.
“This will put hair on your chest Ed-boy!” Rolf said cheerfully as he poured it into Edd's cup, only Kevin knew that Edd had drank alcohol before. “ Now! Everyone please drink the ale of Rolf's uncle's labor!” Rolf's uncle had given him permission to take the ale. Everyone looked at their cups, which looked like an oil spill in a cup, they nervously drank the concoction in one gulp; Sarah,Nazz, and Jimmy just drinking juice. There were many coughs and gags, a couple of the teens fell out of their chairs, and others fell forward, slamming their heads into the tables. Edd had almost fallen backward, but Kevin, while himself was also feeling the effects, had grabbed him in time and pulled him to the table.
The next couple of hours were a complete blur, only Sarah,Jimmy,Nazz, and Rolf were witnesses to the mayhem Rolf's ale had caused. Edd groaned as he opened his eyes, his body was in pain, he sat up from the grass he was laying on. Kevin was laying shirtless beside him, tied up with a jump rope. Trash was everywhere, tables and grills were flipped over, and Rolf was in full metal armor with a baseball bat and a helmet. Jimmy was sobbing and being comforted by Sarah, there were still some party goers who hadn't woke up yet and gone home. Ed was also among the few that were tied up with rope, but he'd been tied to a tree with multiple rope.
“It's okay Jimmy, everyone will be back to normal soon...Rolf you shouldn't have brought that stuff! Or at least you should have given Ed something different!” Sarah screamed at the foreign boy.
“How was I to know that this would happen!” Rolf yelled back, he readied himself for when the rest started to wake up.
Kevin sat up in a daze. “I'm gonna kick your ass!....” he blinked, struggling with the jump rope that was around him. Rolf was in a fighting stance, eying the shirtless redhead. “....What the fuck did we do....”
“That is what I would like to know....” Edd picked his hat off the ground, upset that it wasn't on his head, but he was also in just his shirt and boxers. Untying Kevin, both boys stood shakingly, using each other to balance themselves. Edd saw his pants in the middle of the street, Kevin's shirt was laying a few feet away from them, ripped to shreds. “It must have been one hell of a party....”
“It was no party! It was like the beast of hell had risen and devoured all your souls!” Rolf cried.
“Man, now I really wish I remembered what happened....” Kevin rubbed the back of his neck, his eye twitched when he heard Ed's monster roar, the boy struggling against the tree.
Nazz came out in full scrubs with rubber gloves and a mop, a bucket in her hand. “Oh good! You two are awake!” she was using her super cheerful voice that was normally used to cover up how angry she was. “You two can help with the clean up.” there was quite a lot of vomit mixed with the trash. Thrusting the bucket and mop against Kevin, she looked at Edd. “I am going to grab a broom for you, you guys were completely nuts man....”
While the cul-de-sac group was busy getting all the cleaning done, the other teens had got away before Nazz or the Kanker sisters could force them to help. It was dark by the time they had finished cleaning the cul-de-sac up, everyone sat down on the sidewalk together. “So Nazz, what exactly happened...did Kevin and I do anything that will cause problems for us in school?” Edd swallowed, watching her turn her head to look at him with wide eyes.
“Dude, you like totally are a monster when you are angry.” Nazz placed a hand on Edd's shoulder. “Lets just say, you and Kevin don't have anything to worry about with people questioning your masculinity....well that is if anyone else has memories of what happened. If you are asking if you guys did anything gay? Hell ya, we had to pull you guys off each other before you started having sex in front of everyone.” Edd and Kevin turned bright red. “Then one of the guys said something rude, Kevin ripped his own shirt off, picked a garbage can up, and threw it at the dude. That is how the garbage can war started, the tables were flipped over to protect us from the flying objects.”
“Oh dear, I'm so sorry you all had to go through that......I take it my hat was a removed during some kind of fight?” Edd put his hands together on his lap. “I am sorry for anything I might have done in a moment of rage that seemed out of character...”
Kevin put his hand on top of Edd's, sighing, Nazz laughed. “Yea, like I said, you are a monster when you are angry. But it worked out for you, at least from what I caught, those of us who were sober were kind of busy trying to avoiding joining the fights. You probably won't have to worry about being bullied by your teammates if they did happen to be homophobic.” Nazz stood, cracking her neck. “Now, if you all will excuse me, I need to go to bed after all this mess...” she grabbed Eddy by the arm, pulling him with her. “You mister need to help me... relax.”
Ed was giving May a back rub. “Ha, Eddy's going to have sex with Nazz.” he was elbowed in the gut by May, the girl pouting. “I'm sorry May, but mom and dad said me and Sarah aren't allowed to have the opposite sex in our rooms with the door closed.” for Ed that meant the basement door and his bedroom door being open when May visited.
Sarah crossed her arms. “And for once you are actually listening to them...” she was still bitter about him catching her and Jimmy again and telling their mother on her.
“So, Kevin and Edd, how long have you two been dating?” Johnny was holding Plank on his side.
“Um, the first day he came back technically...so...five weeks?” Kevin mumbled rubbing the back of his neck
“Four weeks and two days officially, with only being able to see each other on the weekends and sort periods during the week, we didn't know how you guys would take the news.” Edd smiled. “Ed and Eddy found out by accident.”
“I found Kevin in Double D's bed, he was naked.” Ed sounded proud of that, May put a hand to her face.
Kevin and Edd turned bright red. “Ed! Use some control with what comes out of your mouth man!” Edd groaned, everyone else started to laugh. Edd was happy that they accepted them, he still was concerned about their classmates, everyone was so drunk and probably had no memory of them being 'affectionate'. If what Nazz said was true, even if they did remember, he and Kevin defended their honor. The hang overs were going to be hell, but all of them felt pretty good at the moment, a bit sore from the activities, but good. “I'll see you tomorrow Kevin.” Double D kissed his boyfriend, both of them were starting to feel the exhaustion and wanted to be home when their parents returned; they were still just seventeen years old after all.
Edd fell face first into his bed, pulling his pillow close, Kevin's smell was on it from him being in the bed over night; if Edd had been his old self, he wondered if he'd have just thrown the pillow case into the wash or keep it like he was currently. Rolling over onto his back, he looked at his ceiling. Double D closed his eyes, he was still fully clothed, minus his shoes, and fell asleep. When the adults of the cul-de-sac returned home, they instantly knew something big had happened while they were gone, the whole area was much cleaner than when they'd left; cept for Ed's basement which was full of the trash from the party.
TBC
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