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Johnny and the limit	By : vic_elor Category: +G through L > Johnny Test Views: 40450 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own anything regarding the television show Johnny test and its universe. This is created for fun and I make no money off it.

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Johnny was silent and motionless, unable to wrap his head around what was going on. If he wasn't mistaken Mary seemed to be indicated she had a crush on him. That couldn't be right though, Johnny was sure he had to be wrong. Mary was obsessed with the ever unattainable Gil to the exclusion of anyone else, just like Susan. Neither girl gave even a second passing glance towards another boy. This had to be a simple misunderstanding.
The Gil reason aside, Mary was his sister. Even if she was the prettiest girl in the world (which Johnny was fairly certain she was not) she would be totally off limits. Even the thought of a secret attraction was forbidden and taboo but if it did exist to say it out loud and to the target of ones desire would be…
Johnny had no words to describe such a scenario. He had always assumed such an event would never happen so no time had been spent preparing for it.
Despite the clear signal Mary was sending Johnny felt assured that he must be mistaken; Clearly Mary must be trying to tell him something else.
"I… have no idea what you're talking about." Johnny replied, his voice a bit shaky.
Mary sighed softly, still holding Johnny's hand despite Johnny's discrete attempts to slide his hand free.
"You're the only boy who has ever really been nice to me Johnny. The boys at the technology institute are older and see me as just a little kid whose embarrasses them by being in their school and out performing them. The boys in the neighborhood… unless they're asking where you are they act like I don't exist. Except for the one time we used a lozenge to change Eugene's biochemistry even he doesn't acknowledge me and he's obsessed with my twin sister!" Mary began to explain.
"I'm sorry that the boys you know ignore you but… I still don't see what this has to do with me." Johnny replied, finally pulling his hand free from his sister's grasp.
"You're not like them though Johnny, you don't ignore me."
"Yeah, you're my sister. You live in the same house as me. I see you everyday! We eat dad's terrible dinners together! You use your mad scientist inventions to help me with my problems in exchange for testing things for you. There's no way I could ignore you." Johnny explained.
"I know, and that's why you'd make the perfect boyfriend; We can see each other whenever we want…" Mary began.
"Whether we want to or not!" Johnny interrupted.
"We have a ton in common…" Mary continued.
"Yeah, like relatives and DNA." Johnny again interrupted.
"We can go places together without people making a scene about us being together…"
"Except… like… ohhh Dukey or Susan who would want to know why they're suddenly not included in our events. And everyone else who would start to wonder why we were spending so much time together when we don't normally hang out prior to now!"
"I can help you with your homework so you'll do better in school and have more free time…"
"Ok, that one doesn't sound too horrible." Johnny had to admit.
"I can also make sure Susan doesn't make you test anything too dangerous or unsafe…"
"Ok, that one doesn't sound too bad either but that doesn't make up for the rest…"
"Plus you're actually kind of cute…" Mary said, interrupted Johnny.
"… And we're right back to the gross part again!" Johnny said with a sigh.
"and you have a sort of suave, rebellious 'I don't care what other people think' attitude about you that is so enchanting…" Mary continued, her smile growing as her brain clearly continued to form a mental picture in her mind of her little brother that was far from the one Johnny had always thought she had.
"Mary, listen," Johnny began, deciding an uncharacteristically high degree of tact was needed to deal with Mary in her current condition, afraid that if he wasn't careful his now strangely acting sister might flip out completely on him, "You're a sweet girl and just like I said last night I don't understand why guys ignore you. I mean, you shouldn't have them waiting in line but there should be at least a few dorky guys trying to get your affection. I'm sure if you give it some time you'll find that there are guys that pay attention to you and you'll realize all this was just a silly misunderstanding."
Though a bit harsh, for Johnny the last bit of comfort was surprisingly mature. Johnny was sure that Mary would blush, admit how embarrassed she was, admit he was right and politely leave the room… and leave Johnny alone with his new game and mountain of candy.
As was often the case, Johnny was wrong.
"Look, let me put this to you another way," Mary said as she snapped out of her daydream and grabbed Johnny's hand with an unbreakable grip, "I LIKE you, you LIKE me and you ARE going to be my first real boyfriend."
For a second the look in Mary's eyes was truly terrifying. Usually it was Susan who had emotional freak out but even Susan had never been like this.
And as suddenly as it came, the look is Mary's eyes disappeared and the gentle, caring sister appeared again.
"Look, I know today as been a long day and maybe this has all taken you a bit by surprise. I had hoped we could go out and do something together but maybe it would be best if we took things slow. I know no one else is home; Since the hovercraft was completely fueled up and the butcher is all the way downtown Susan and Dukey won't be back anytime soon and Mom and Dad won't be home for a few hours so I'm going to change into something more relaxed, go make some popcorn and watch some television. Why don't you take a few moments to collect yourself and then we can spend some cuddle time on the couch." Mary suggested with a big smile, suggesting it as if she saw no reason why Johnny would possibly disapprove of her suggestion.
In a bit of shock Johnny sat frozen as Mary exited his room, her footsteps softly echoing down the hallway towards the room she and Susan shared.
As Johnny blinked, drawing himself back to reality he could help remember what Dukey had said earlier that morning at the bus stop about how if he wasn't careful things could get creepy and weird.
"You know, for a dog Dukey understands human girls WAY better then I ever will!" Johnny mumbled to himself.
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