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We're Having A Heatwave, Kitty!!!(Aka Dudley's Pool Party)
Alright, this chapter idea & suggestion is from DarkMageDragon. This is might be one of the chapters where; Kitty takes it easy. This takes place a couple days into Kitty's & Dudley's month long vacation. Also, this is the premiere of the new ending theme song. So enjoy.

Summer had arrived in Petropolis. All the kids were out of school for the summer, causing trouble, & staying out all night. Everyone was glad, that summer had finally arrived, which means that they can stay out later as the days are longer.
Anyway, the sun was shining and the temperatures were already up in the upper 70's. People was already trying to keep themselves cool, even though it's still morning.
The scene is at Dudley's room. He was still asleep. For some reason, he was talking in his sleep.
"Oh, baby." he said. "I like that!!"
Then it fades into his dream.
It shows Dudley at T.U.F.F. headquarters. He was sitting at his desk.
He turns to see Kitty, sitting at her desk.
She turns to him.
"Hey baby." she said. "Aren't you glad, that the Chief put just the two of us on the graveyard shift?"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "I didn't know, there was a graveyard shift. Hell, I didn't know, there was a 2 am."
Kitty laughs.
"You're so funny, Dudley." she said.
Dudley yawns.
"God! I'm so bored."
"I know, something we can do, sweetie." Kitty said.
"What is it, babe?" Dudley asked.
"I can strip my clothes for you." Kitty said amoursly.
Then she reaches for the zipper on her spy suit jacket & unzips it. She tosses away. Then she takes off her white shirt & tosses it over to where her spy suit jacket was.
Dudley mouth falls open.
"Sexy black bra." he uttered.
"You like what you see?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Dudley responded.
"You like me without my jacket & shirt don't you?" Kitty asked.
Dudley nods quickly.
"Then, I should continue." Kitty said, as she started taking off her white gloves.
She tosses the gloves aside. Then she stands up & starts taking off her pants slowly.
"Oh god!" Dudley said, as he looked at Kitty's beautiful booty. "What a sexy ass!!"
Then Kitty tosses her pants aside.
"Now, to take off these boots." she said in a sexy tone.
Then she takes off her white high heeled boots & white socks.
Kitty was just in her black bra & black panties, ala 'Crusin' For a Brusin' '.
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "You look so good, Kitty baby."
Kitty laughs erotically.
"Thank you, Dudley sweetie." she said. "Now how about we makeout?"
"OH YEAH!!!!!!" Dudley exclaims, sounding like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld.
Then Kitty runs over & jumps into Dudley's lap.
Dudley put his hands onto Kitty's sexy waist.
"Ready, babe?" he asked.
Kitty put her hands on Dudley's face.
"I am now." she said.
Then they both started kissing each other passionately.
"Mmmm. Dudley." Kitty said.
"Mmmm. Kitty." Dudley said.
"I love the Graveyard shift." Kitty said.
"Me too, Kitty." Dudley said. "We don't get to go out & stop villains. There's no one around to bug the hell out of us. And the best part of all, we can make out all we want, without any consequences."
"Yeah." Kitty said. "And we can do other things too, without getting in trouble."
Dudley then thinks what Kitty was talking about.
"Oh, I get what you're talking about now, Kitty." he said. "Let's continue this."
Then they get back to kissing. Dudley slaps Kitty's sexy booty.
"Mmmm." Kitty muttered, as she started playing with Dudley's ears.
"Oh, baby." Dudley said. "I like that!"
"If you like that." Kitty started. "Then you'll going to really like this!!"
Then Kitty rubs her hand down the length of Dudley's front. He sighs happily.
Kitty smiles warmly at him.
"Aw, do my Dudleykins like that?" she asked in a sexy tone.
"Yeah." Dudley replied. "This is like my junior & senior years at high school, all over again."
"I bet this is gonna be like your senior prom!!!" Kitty said.
Then she slides her hand further down to Dudley's groin.
It fades back to Dudley's room.
Dudley then wakes up, in a sweat.
"Whoa!" he exclaims. "That was a sexy-ass dream!!"
Then he looks at his clock.
It was 8:32.
"It's after 8:30." he said. "I better, get to Kitty's apartment for breakfast. But first I must take a shower."
Then he gets out of his bed, grabs some towels & soap and goes to the shower.

Time passes, it shows Kitty's apartment.
Most of her belongings were packed away in boxes.
It shows Kitty in her kitchen, cooking breakfast.
The audience whoos, cheers, & applaudes for her.
She was wearing a pink spaghetti tank top, which stops above her midsection. Blue jeans with the legs rolled up a bit to show her some of her sexy legs & white sneakers. Her hair was tied up in a ponytail, the same way it was in Chapter 4 & 5.
"I wonder, when my Dudley's suppose to come over?" she wondered outloud. "Hopefully, he'll be here soon."
Then her doorbell rings.
"Oh! That could be him right now." Kitty said, as she put down her fork.
She goes and answers her door.
It took a while for her to turn off her extensive security systems. She opens the door.
She smiled wide, when she saw who it was.
"My Dudleykins!!!!" she exclaims.
"Morning, Kitty." Dudley said, as he gave his feline girlfriend a morning kiss. "I'm here for breakfast & another wonderful day-off, embracing in each other's love & company."
"Come on in." Kitty said. "I'm cooking breakfast, even as we speak."
So Dudley comes in & closes the door behind him.
"You look really sexy today, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
Kitty laughs.
"Thank you, Dudley." she said, as she went back to the cooking food.
Dudley takes a sniff of the aroma.
"Is that bacon, sausage, eggs, & pancakes that I smell?" he asked as he licked his lips, as the audience laughs.
"Yes, it is." Kitty said, as she flipped some pancakes.
"That's my favorite breakfast." Dudley said. "Right next to the egg/bacon/cheese on a biscuit sandwich and cereal."
Soon, the breakfast was done.
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said, as she picked up some plates. "Breakfast's ready."
Then Dudley started panting & drooling, as the audience laughs.
Kitty laughs.
"You're hungry, ain't ya?" she asked in a sexy voice.
"Yeah!!!!" Dudley exclaims.
So she set down Dudley's plate next to him.
He looks at his plate.
"Plenty of bacon & sausage!!! Just the way, I like it!!!" Dudley said, as he turned to Kitty. "You know me very well, Kitty."
"Of course, I do, sweetie." Kitty said. "Do you want orange juice?"
"Yes, please." Dudley answered.
So Kitty gets the orange juice & pours it into his glass.
"Is that all?" Kitty asked. "Do you want some more syrup?"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Just pour it on the pancakes."
So she pours the syrup.
"Okay. You cool?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Now, to get some of this bacon!!!!"
Then he starts downing all his food & the audience laughs.
Soon, the breakfast was over.
Kitty was cleaning her teeth with a toothpick & Dudley was patting his full stomach.
"That was good, Kitty." he said as he burped & the audience laughs.
"Thanks, sweetie." Kitty said. "So, what do you wanna do now?"
"How 'bout we watch tv?" Dudley suggested, as he jumps onto Kitty's couch.
"Fine with me, dear." Kitty said, as she sat right next to him on the couch.
Dudley then looks around.
"I see, that you got all your shit packed up." he said.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "You know, that magazine I was reading several days ago; 'Burb Houses?"
"Yeah." Dudley replied.
"Well, I found a perfect house!" Kitty said.
"That's great, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Is it within the city limits?"
"Yes." Kitty answered. "It's on the Eastside of Petropolis. In the DeLisle Park area."
"DeLisle Park?" Dudley asked. "I've heard of that. Isn't that, that nice side of town?"
"Yes." Kitty answered.
"Is this the same DeLisle Park, that haves a rail line for the southern border. I-86 runs through the middle of it, and I-72 for the extreme northern border?" Dudley asked.
"Yes." Kitty answers.
"The very same DeLisle Park, that haves great shopping & even greater restaurants?" Dudley asked.
"Yes." Kitty replies.
"That's good for you." Dudley said. "So, when are you gonna buy it?"
"When the real estate agent calls." Kitty said.
"I hope, they call soon." Dudley said. "Because, I heard, that's it going to be hot as hell later."
"Yeah, I've heard, that it's suppose to be up in the lower 100's." Kitty said.
Then her cell phone rings.
Kitty puts on her headset & answers it.
"Hello? Yes, this is her. So, you're at the house now?" she said. "Okay, I'll be there."
Then she hangs the phone up & turns to Dudley.
"That was the real estate agent. She said, that she was at the house, ready for me to sign the mortgage." Kitty said, as she took off her Bluetooth headset. "C'mon, let's go."
Dudley looks at her.
"What?" she asks.
"What's with the headset, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.
"Oh that? Didn't you hear, Dudley. That using a headset, decreases the changes on getting a tumor is your brain & developing cancer."
"Well." Dudley said. "That's a good thing to know."
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Now, let's go."
They leave.

Meanwhile, at T.U.F.F. headquarters.
All of the poser agents, were trying to keep themselves cool, as the air conditioning unit on the building went out.
It shows the Chief & Keswick in their draws, sitting in front of three fans. They was trying to keep themselves cool.
"Keswick!" The Chief shouted. "Did you call the air conditioner repairman, yet?"
"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick said. "He said, that he doesn't come out & repair air conditioners during killer h-h-heatwaves."
"Dammit!!!" The Chief shouted. "Times like this, make me wish, that I didn't spend most of the budget on beer."
Then he takes out a beer bottle & start chugging it down, as the audience laughs.
"Why am I not s-s-s-surprised." Keswick said, as the audience laughs. "I'm starting to think, that Agents Katswell & Puppy were smart to take their month long vacation now. And I don't blame them."
"Hey!" The Chief exclaims. "I was the one, who gave them the month long vacation. They was threatening to quit the company. So, I had to do something! Now, don't just stand there. Go & invent something, that's going to cool off this entire building!"
"Well then." Keswick said, as he folded his arms across his chest. "Until I get the same benefits as them, I won't be inventing no more things for you no m-m-m-more."
"Okay. Okay, you big baby!" The Chief hollers. "You got 'em!! You got the same benefits as them, now just go and invent some cool air thingie!!!"
"Okay, C-C-Chief." Keswick said, as he left to build the invention.
He comes back within seconds.
"Sorry, it t-t-took me so long. Here it is." Keswick said.
"What is it?" The Chief asked.
"This, Chief." Keswick started. "Is what I call; 'The Personal Cooler System'."
"So, what does it do?" The Chief asked.
"Well, I'll be glad to explain." Keswick started, as he put the system around his neck. "It cools you down, by p-p-p-pressing in what c-c-cool temperature you want. Like t-t-t-this."
Then he press an button & puts it on a cool temperature.
"T-T-There. My body's all cool n-n-n-now." Keswick said, with a self-satisfied smile.
"Are you sure?" The Chief asked. "You still look kinda hot."
"Yeah." Keswick said. "Go ahead & feel my a-a-arm."
So the Chief feels Keswick's arm.
Like Keswick said, it was down right cold.
"Damn, Keswick! You was right!!!" The Chief exclaims. "You really are cold. I want you to make these personal neck air conditioning thingies for all of the agents. Right away!!"
"O-O-Okay, sir." Keswick said & left to make them.
The Chief then sit in his seat & starts thinking.
"Hey. Didn't somebody, already invented something like that? Yes, they did. Why that little bastard!!! I'm gonna beat the hell outta him!!!"
Then he thinks.
"Nah. I'll just let it go."
Then he takes out a beer bottle & starts chugging it down.
The audience laughs.

Meanwhile, on the eastside of Petropolis; in DeLisle Park. Kitty was at her new house with the estate agent. She was ready to sign the mortgage.
"You're making a great choice here, Ms. Katswell." said the real estate agent.
"I know." Kitty said, as she signed. "This gives me the chance to move away from the city."
"You currently live in the city?" the real estate agent asked.
"Yes." Kitty answered. "It's in a apartment building."
"I used to live in a apartment building downtown." said the real estate agent.
"You did?" Kitty asked.
"Yep." the real estate agent said. "It was extremely too noisy for my tastes, that's why I moved to the suburbs. So, when can you move in?"
"I can move in immediately." Kitty said.
"That's perfect." the real estate said, as she stood up. "The sooner, the better right?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she also stood up.
They both went out of the house.
Dudley was sitting in the shade, when Kitty walks up to him.
"So, how did it go, Kit-Kat?" he asked.
"It went perfect, Dudley." Kitty said. "C'mon, let's go."
"So, how's the new house?" Dudley asked, as he got into the car.
"It's got everything, that I ever wanted, Dudley." Kitty started, as she got into the driver's seat. "It haves, six rooms, two bathrooms, a back patio, a second floor upper patio, a huge backyard, a large basement, three car garage, a huge swimming pool, & a basketball court."
"Sounds like a nice place." Dudley said. "You're really lucky, Kit-Kat."
"Yeah, I am." Kitty said. "This place also haves a place for me to garden, a Jacuzzi, & a bar."
"Bar?" Dudley asked. "You mean, the same ones, that you drink at?"
"Yeah." Kitty answered.
"You're very lucky, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Okay, now let's go." Kitty said. "It's starting to get hot as hell out here."

Back at Kitty's apartment.
"So, d'you want something to drink, Dudley?" Kitty asked, as she put her keys away.
"Yeah." Dudley answered. "What d'you have?"
"I have some Limeade." Kitty said. "D'you want some of that?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
So Kitty went to get the Limeade, as Dudley sits on Kitty's couch.
Kitty returns with the glass of Limeade.
"Thanks." Dudley said, as he took the glass. "Want to watch tv?"
"Sure, why not?" Kitty said, as she sat down next to him.
So Dudley grabs the remote & turns the tv. He flipped through the channels.
"Damn! Why there's no good shows on during the day?" he asked.
"Mainly, because people be at work, Dudley." Kitty said.
"But what about people, that haves time off from work like us?" Dudley asked. "What are they suppose to watch?"
"Just keep flipping the channels." Kitty said. "We'll come across something."
Dudley turned the channel to Sesame Street. Elmo was on it.
"Ha! Hee! Hee! Hello kids." Elmo said. "Today, Elmo's gonna annoy everyone on Sesame Street today, & then in Elmo's world; Elmo's gonna his name a kajillion times for the next fifteen minutes, while Mr. Noodle hits himself with some of Elmo's Elmo merchandise."
"Oh god!" Kitty said. "Dudley, please turn it away from that shit! I hate Elmo with a passion!!"
"Dudley loves Elmo." the stupid dog said, as the audience laughs. "Dudley, must buy Elmo merchandise with all the money, he gets from flea with loud voice!!"
Kitty takes the remote & turns the tv. She turns it to a game show called; 'Guess The Right Price'.
"Well, this looks entertaining." she said, as she put the remote down.
"'Guess The Right Price'? I love that show!" Dudley exclaims, suddenly recovered from his case of Elmo-itis. "It's so entertaining. They always have a three hour marathon."
"Three hours?" Kitty asked. "Why they show three hours of it?"
"Ha!" Dudley started. "That's easy to explain. The first hour is a retro episode from the 70's, 80's, & 90's. The second hour is from an recent episode, and the last hour is a brand new episode. I hope, that explains everything, Kit-Kat?"
"It does." Kitty said.
Dudley then looks at her cd rack. He picks up a cd.
"You sure got a lot of cds, Kitty." he said. "What genre are they?"
"I'll be glad to explain, Dudley." Kitty started. "The first 30% are blues. The second 30% are old school rap from the late 80's to the late 90's. 10% is jazz. The other 10% is disco. 5% is 70's R/B, funk, & jazz & the last 5% is the ones, that I sung myself."
"Whoa." Dudley said. "You sure have a lot of music. Do you have a box for that?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she took out her laptop and turned it on.
"I thought, you was gonna watch tv with me, Kit-Kat?" Dudley said, with a sad look on his face.
"Oh, I am." Kitty said. "I'm gonna do both at the same time."
"Oh." Dudley said.
So they watch the game show together.
Fours hours later, 'Guess The Right Price' went off. Kitty turns to Dudley.
"So, what d'you want to do now, Dudley darling?" she asked.
"Lemme think of something, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
He thinks of something right away.
"I got it! I know, what we can do." he shouted.
"What is it, Dudley?" Kitty asked.
"We can have a pool party at my house!" Dudley exclaims.
Kitty then thinks about it.
"Okay. I like the idea, but is this okay with your mom?"
"Yeah, it's okay." Dudley started. "I own her. Now let's get some cold stuff from the store and then we can start the party."
"Okay." Kitty said, as she grabbed her keys. "Let's go."

An hour and a half later at Dudley's house.
Dudley maded sure, that his mom wasn't in sight.
"Okay, Kitty." he said. "It's clear. Bring in the things."
So Kitty brings in the party things into the kitchen. She turns to him.
"So, Dudley. What's next?" she asked.
"You make the food, while I'll keep mom distracted." Dudley said.
So Kitty started preparing the food & Dudley goes to where his mom was.
Peg was sitting in the living room, watching some boring court show, when Dudley walks up to her.
"Mom?" he said in a little kid type of way.
"Yes, Dudley?" she responded.
"Is it okay, for me to have a couple of friends to have a pool party?" Dudley asked. "Just a small one."
"Okay, Dudley." Peg said. "You can have a couple friends over."
"Alright!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Just make sure, they don't break my valuable dishes." Peg said. "And if they do."
Then she grabs Dudley by the throat.
"I'll beat the living hell outta ya!!!" she said, as she let him go and the audience laughs. "Do I make myself clear?"
"Crystal." Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
"Okay then, sweetie." Peg said. "Have a good time."
Dudley walks away.
He walks up to Kitty, who was still doing the preparations.
"Okay, things are a good, Kit-Kat." he said, as he grabs her waist and hugs her.
"Good, Dudley." Kitty said, as she turned to him. "Who are you gonna invite?"
"I know, just the right people." Dudley said. "And I need your laptop to do it, too."
"Okay." Kitty said. "My laptop's sitting on the counter over there."
So Dudley goes over the counter & takes Kitty's laptop. He opens it and starts typing.

It cutsaway back to Tuff headquarters.
The Chief was relaxing in his chair.
"Oh goddamn!" he shouted. "I'm so fuckin' hot!!! I bet agents Katswell & Pimp Dog are enjoyin' themselves. They probably sitting in a pool, relaxing. That should be me, but no. I'm here sitting in this hot-ass office."
Just then, Keswick comes in with a memo.
"I just got the m-m-memo, Chief." he said.
"So what?" The Chief said. "It's too damn hot & I can care less about what it says."
"This memo's from agent P-P-Pimp Dog." Keswick said. "It says, that he's having a p-p-pool p-p-party."
"Yeah, so?" The Chief asked.
"So? T-T-That means, that we're i-i-invited." Keswick replied.
"Alright!!!!" The Chief exclaims. "You tell everyone else, I'll get all of the beer."
"Uh, I think they already got something to drink, sir." Keswick said.
"Oh." The Chief said. "Then, what are we waiting for? Let's get to that party!!!"

Soon, everyone was at Dudley's house.
They was enjoying themselves, because they was cooling down in Dudley's mom pool.
The Chief was talking to Dudley.
"So, agent Big Puppy D. Is this pool party's okay with your mom?" he asks.
Dudley laughs.
"I don't need to worry about her." he said. "I'm in control around here."
"DUDLEY!!!!" shouted a voice.
Dudley cringes.
"I know, who that is." he said to himself.
Then he turns to The Chief.
"Uh, excuse me, Chief." he started. "I gotta go in the house for something."
He runs into the house.
"I kinda have doubt, that he's actually in control here." The Chief said.
"You think?" Kitty butted in as the audience laughs.
Dudley rushes up to Peg.
"Yes, mom?" he asks.
"Your friends are not breaking my valuable dishes, are they?" Peg asks.
"No, mom." Dudley said.
"That's good." Peg said. "Now, have a great time."
So Dudley quickly goes back to the party.
"So, how are things?" Dudley asked.
"We're o-o-outta ice." Keswick said.
"But how's that even fuckin' possible!?" Dudley exclaims.
"That lame-ass Agents Nuts ate all of the ice." Kitty said.
It shows the stupid asshole stuffing all the ice into his mouth. The audience laughs.
"Who invited that fuck anyway?" Kitty asked.
"Uh, I kinda may have invited him." Dudley said. "That e-mail said, everyone's invited."
"Oh, well." Kitty said. "It's a good thing, that I brought plenty of bags full of ice, on just in case."
"Smart planning, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Very smart planning."
So, she grabs another bag of ice from her cooler and starts pouring the ice into a big bowl, which had cans of soda. Everyone started grabbing the sodas right away.

An hour later, Kitty & Dudley themselves decided it was time for them to relax in the pool.
"Whoo! Now, it's time for us to get into the pool." Kitty said, as she reached for her shirt.
Then she takes off her pink shirt, to reveal her sexy black bikini bra. The audience whoos at this. Then she takes off her blue jeans, to reveal her sexy thighs & legs. The audience whoos at this.
"You said it, sister!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he takes his shirt and some black trunks appears on his bottom. "Now, let's get into that pool!!!"
Then they go over to the pool.
They stood there.
"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims. "The pool's overfilled, by background poser agents!!!"
Dudley then looks closer at the pool.
"And I think, there's some assholes, that don't even work for Tuff is here." he said. "I think, they're trying to crash my party!! Nobody crashes parties, except me!!!"
"Well, what you gonna do, my strong man?" Kitty asked amoursly, as the audience whooed.
"I'm gonna have to get tough." Dudley said.
"And then?" Kitty asked.
"Then I'm gonna have to take them out of the pool." Dudley said.
"And then what you gonna do?" Kitty asked. "Are you gonna beat them up? Or let me beat them up or do you want us both beat them up & throw them out onto the street?"
"No." Dudley replied. "I'm just gonna politely ask them to leave."
Kitty rolls her eyes and sighs, as the audience laughs at the stupid dog's stupidity & cowardliness.
"Of course. Now, if you want me to help you get rid of the fucks, just say so." Kitty said. "I'll be glad to help."
"Okay, Kitty." Dudley said. "I need your help."
Kitty smiled.
"That's all I wanted to hear, honey." she said. "Let's get started throwing them out."
"No, not yet." Dudley said. "I'm gonna wait, until the right moment."
Then one of the uninvited assholes walks up to Kitty & started looking at her thoroughly. This idiot was a male cat, who was five years younger than Kitty.
"Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!" he said. "Heaven must be missing an angel, because I see one, standing here, right now!"
"Whatever." Kitty said boredly, as the audience laughs.
"I wish, that I have some seeds." the male cat started. "Then I can plant a whole field full of yall!!"
"I've heard that before." Kitty said as she rolled her eyes, as the audience laughs at the male cat's corny lines. "Why don't you come back, when you're five years older, little boy."
The audience laughs at this.
"Hey, momma." the male cat started. "Age is nothing but a number for me. Let's say you & me, find a place around here, be alone and talk?"
"No, thanks." Kitty said. "I'm already taken."
"So what?" the male cat said. "So am I. Let's make beautiful music together and then we can do the slow horizontal love dance together."
Then he grabs onto her & gives her a kiss, right in the lips.
The audience whoos at this.
Then he let her go.
"What d'you gotta say about that, hot mama?" the male cat asked. "D'you wanna be mines?"
Kitty then slaps the shit outta him.
The audience laughs.
"How dare you kiss me, in front of my man?!" she shouted. "I don't want your lame ass!!"
The stupid male cat stands back up.
"Ooh! I like them feisty!!" he exclaims. "Come here, babe!!!"
Then he locks onto Kitty & wasn't gonna let go.
"Now, you gonna have sex with me, rather you like it or not!!!"
Kitty was struggling to break from the male cat's grip, but despite him being five years younger than her, he was definitely stronger than her.
"Stop struggling." the male cat said. "You know, you like this."
Dudley had enough of this.
"Hey! The lady said, that if she don't want you, she don't want you!" he said.
"Why is it, any business of yours, dog?" the male cat sniffed. "This doesn't involve you!"
"Oh, yes it does." Dudley said, as he grabs the stupid male cat by the shoulder. "That's my girlfriend, that you have. Now let her go!!!"
The male cat scoffs at Dudley.
"You love a cat? Ha! You know what they say, dogs are stupid." he said, as he pushes away Dudley's hand and turns his attention back to Kitty. "Now pucker up, sweet thang!!"
Then he kisses her.
Dudley was extremely pissed now.
He balls up his fists & starts growling at the cat who was kissing his Kitty.
"Oh, you just made a very brutal mistake, my friend." he said in an evil voice. "Very brutal indeed."
He grabs the male cat by the throat. By doing this, made the male cat let Kitty go.
"Yo!" the male cat shouted. "Dude. What the fuck?!?"
"You're about to go into the world of pain, little man." Dudley said.
Then he gave the stupid male cat several brutal puppy punches to the face. Then he delivers a powerhouse kick to the cat's face also.
Kitty also joins in to help Dudley beat up the moron.
She gives the male cat several punches to the liver. Then she gives him a powerhouse karate kick to the head. Then for a final assault, she gives him a mighty powerhouse kick to the groin.
The male cat falls down to the ground, all bloody & beaten.
The audience applaudes to this.
"That'll show you, punk-ass!!!" Kitty sniffs.
Then she gives him another kick.
The male cat groans.
Dudley then picks him up.
"Time to throw this lame-ass back onto the streets, where he belongs."
Then Dudley drags the horny male cat to the street.
A garbage truck was passing by. Dudley throws the unconscious asshole into the truck.
The audience laughs to this.
"Ha! Perfect shot." Dudley said and returned back to the party.
Back at the party. Kitty turns to him.
"So, what did you do with that douchebag?" she asked.
"Oh, I just threw him in a passing garbage truck, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Now, that's one person less in the pool." Kitty started. "Well, at least one of us will be cool."
Just then, the male cat's friends walked up to the couple.
There was sixteen of them. They were the same age as him. They was extremely pissed.
"Yo! You two mothafuckas, just beated the shit outta our leader!!" one of them exclaims.
"Leader?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." said another male cat. "We're the hood gang called; 'Evans Street Killaz'."
"'Evans Street Killaz'?" Kitty asked, unimpressed.
"Yeah, we're not too crazy for the name either." the third male cat said. "Anyways, it's time for us, to give you two a fuckin' beating!!!"
Then the gang of male cats took out things like; lead pipes, chains, clubs, knives, and anything to hurt them with.
"Oh shit, Kitty." Dudley exclaims. "What are we gonna do? There's sixteen of them & there's two of us. And we didn't bring weapons!! We're dead! We're fuckin' dead!!!!!"
"Easy." Kitty said. "Rule 215."
"Rule 215?" Dudley repeated like a fuckin' idiot, as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Yeah." Kitty started. "The rule were two agents go up against twelve or more villains in one setting. The agent with the most experience, me. Go up against the majority & the rookie agent, you go up against two of them."
"Damn!" Dudley said. "I really need to read the rule book."
Then the Evan Street Killaz starts attacking the duo.
Kitty takes on the ones, that was using the chains, knives, & lead pipes. And Dudley was taking on the ones, that was using other items.
One of the gang members swung their chain at Kitty, but fortunately she jumps out of the way of it.
Then one of the gang members tried to swing the chain at Kitty again. She grabs the chain, before it can strike her.
"Ha! Ha!" she said, as she started swinging the chain. "Looks like the tables have turned."
Then Kitty starts knocking the weapons out of the gang members’ hands. Doing this action, made the gang members unable to use their hands to fight with.
"Aw shit!" they cried each time Kitty swung the chain at one of their hands.
Meanwhile, Dudley was taking on some of the gang members, that was using other items as weapons.
"Let get this fuckin' mutt!" one of the gang members shouted.
"Not, if I get your asses first!!!" Dudley said, as he started attacking the male cat gang members.
He gives the gang members a huge ass karate kick, the very same karate kick that he performed in the episode; 'Mind Daze'. Doing this action threw all of the gang members off their feet.
Some of them landed at a nearby table, while some of them hit their heads against the house.
Dudley pounces the gang members, that hit their heads against the house and started beating the hell out of them.
The male cat gang members, that hit the table, gets up.
"Time for you to die, mutt!" one of them said.
Then he grabs several of Peg's valuable plates & breaks them. All of the other members grab the soon-to-be-used weapons.
"Let's get 'im!!!" shouted one of the background Evans Street Killaz.
"Yeah!!!" the other members shouted. "That dog is going down!!!"
"I don't think so!!" said a voice. "Your asses is going down!!!!"
Kitty, Dudley, & the gang members turns to see who said that.
There standing at the back door, looking extremely pissed was Peg. Her fists was balled up.
"You fuckin' assholes broke my valuable dishes, and was planning on killing my Dudley." she said. "Now, you punk-ass thugs must pay!!!!"
Then she puts on some black boxing gloves with spikes on them.
"Now, it's time to hear those fuckin' necks break!!" Peg hissed.
"Oh shit!!!" exclaim some of the Evans Street Killaz.
Peg starts beating the shit outta the male cat gang easily, along with Kitty and Dudley.
It was a blood bath as Peg pelted the gang members with the spiked boxing gloves, Kitty shredding up some of them with her claws, and Dudley biting some of them.
This lasts for seven minutes, until the ESK gives up.
"Yo, let's get the fuck outta here!!!" ordered the second in charge, as he was bleeding.
"Yeah!!!" the rest of the ESK shouted. "These mutts are fuckin' crazy!!!!"
Then they started dashing, well more like ran the hell out of the party.
"Ya'll better run!!!" Kitty shouted.
"Fuckin' assholes." Peg said, as she took off her bloody spiked boxing gloves.
"Whoo!" Dudley said, as he wiped off some beads of sweat. "Fighting sure makes you hot!"
Then he turns to Peg.
"I've never known, that you can fight like that, mom." he said awed.
"Oh, you get to learn to fight like that, when you sell makeup door to door, dear." Peg said. "You meet all kinds of people."
Kitty grabs two sodas.
"Want a soda, strong man?" she asked.
"Yes, please." Dudley replied.
So Kitty tosses him a soda.
"So, since there's more room in the pool now, wanna get in it?" Kitty asked.
"Hell yeah!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then he looks at Peg.
"Oh. Oops, sorry mom. Didn't know, that you was still here."
"That's okay, Dudley." Peg said. "You can swear. You have a good time with your party."
Then she goes back into the house.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Last one's in the pool, have to pay for dinner tonight." he shouted.
"Oh my god!" Kitty exclaims.
"What?" Dudley asked.
"Dog food, that makes it's own gravy!!!" Kitty lied, as she pointed in a different direction.
"Where?!?" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Ha!Ha!" Kitty laughs, as she goes for the pool.
"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs, as the audience laughs. "I always fall for that!!"
Then he walks slowly to the pool.

Much later.
It just got dark and the pool party was still going on.
"Okay, everyone." Dudley started, as he stood up in the pool. "It's getting' late. I'm getting' tired, and....."
"And he has to get my dinner tonight." Kitty added, as the audience laughs.
"And I have to get Kitty's dinner tonight." Dudley smirked, as Kitty and the audience laughs. "Anyways. I just want to say, get the fuck out!!!!"
Then everyone started leaving.
"You sure can throw a party, agent Pimp Dog." The Chief said, as he was standing on Keswick. "Hopefully, you'll plan some more parties in the future."
"I a-a-a-agree." Keswick said. "Hopefully, the next p-p-party you throw. It'll have more c-c-c-chicks."
"Make sure, I'm invited again, dog dude!!" Agent Nuts said. "Because, I like to get into the mix with everyone else."
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Kit-Kat. Remind me, not to invite that asshole ever again." he said.
"Okay." Kitty said as she looked around. "So, who's gonna clean up all this mess?"
Then Peg walks up to them.
"Don't worry about that." she said. "I'll have somebody clean that up!!"
Then she turns her head.
"Charlie! Stop playing that game, and get down here and clean up this yard!!!!"
"Charlie?" Kitty asked. "Who's that?"
"That's my second brother." Dudley said. "He likes to stay in his room and play video games all day."
Kitty then grabs her clothes.
"Okay, Dudley." she said. "I'm ready for you to buy my dinner."
"So, what do you want?" Dudley asked. "What you in the mood for? Chinese?"
"No." Kitty replied.
"Japanese?" Dudley asked.
"No." answers Kitty.
"Well, what then?" Dudley asked.
"Hot wings." Kitty said. "I know, this place that delivers in my area of town."
"Oh, okay." Dudley said, as he turned to Peg. "Uh, can I sleep at Kitty's tonight?"
"Sure you can, dear." Peg said. "Have a great time, but not too much of a good time, if you know what I mean?"
Dudley understood what Peg meant & nods.
"Yeah, I understand."
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Okay Kitty. Are you ready to go?"
"Yep." Kitty said, as she took out her keys. "I've got my laptop and everything. Let's go."
Then they leave.
Peg turns her head.
"Charlie!!! Get your ass down here now!!!!" she shouted to her other son, as the audience laughs.

Back at Kitty's apartment.
The couple was waiting for the wings to arrive, as they was watching some commercial.
Kitty decided to have a conversation.
"Oh Dudley?" she asked in a sweet voice.
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley replied.
"D'you know, what's coming up pretty soon?" Kitty asked.
"Uh, July?" Dudley asked.
"Besides that." Kitty said.
"Uh, 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' day?" Dudley asked, as the audience laughs.
"No." Kitty replied.
"I give up, Kit-Kat." Dudley admitted. "What's coming up pretty soon?"
"Our first year anniversary, Dudley." Kitty said. "You know? The very first time, that we met each other and the Chief had you join T.U.F.F.?"
"Oh yeah." Dudley said. "I remember that, if was just yesterday. I accidentally ran into you, when I was chasing my brand new chew toy."
Then he stops & thinks.
"Matter of fact, your voice sounded completely different then."
"Yeah?" Kitty said. "Who knew, that we would become a couple? I certainly didn't."
"So, what are we gonna do on that day, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.
"Well, since that's the day we got to go back to work." Kitty started. "We work."
"Oh." Dudley said.
"But that doesn't mean, that we can't do something afterwards." Kitty said amoursly, as the audience whoos.
"You mean anything?" Dudley asked.
"Yes." Kitty replied. "Anything."
Dudley blushed as he knew what Kitty meant.
Kitty laughed from him blushing.
"You mean?" Dudley asked.
Kitty only nodded.
"Yeah, that." she smiled, as the audience whooed.
Just then, the doorbell rings.
"Food's here, Dudley." Kitty said.
"I know." Dudley said, taking out his wallet. "I know."
He gives the delivery man the money, as the delivery man gave him the food.
"Keep the change." Dudley said, as he slams the door closed.
Kitty went up & turned on her security system.
"These wings smell good, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"They are." Kitty said as she opens her wing case. "They're the best wings in Petropolis. Enough talkin' and let's start eatin'!"
So without another word, they started eating.

An hour and a half later.
They was full.
"Oh god!" Dudley burps. "That was good, Kit-Kat!"
"It sure was." Kitty said, as she wiped her hands with a napkin. "It's a perfect way to end the day and the chapter too."
"Yep, it is." Dudley said.
Then Kitty stands up & stretches.
"Yep. Everything went right in this chapter." she said. "We beat the shit outta some punk-ass gang."
"And we spent the whole day together in each other's company." Dudley added.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she turned to Dudley. "It's time to end the chapter now."
"Oh, okay." Dudley said.
"Can you dim the lights?" Kitty asked.
"Uh, sure." Dudley said.
So he went over to the wall and dimmed the lights.
"How's that Kit-Kat?" he asked.
"It's perfect, Dudley." Kitty said, as she was now sitting at a black baby grand piano, the very same piano, that appeared in the opening of Chapter 4.
It was sitting in a spotlight.
Dudley walks over to her.
"What you gonna do now, Kit-Kat?" he asked.
"I'm gonna sing & play the new ending theme song now." Kitty said.
"Oh really?" Dudley said. "I've never known you, to play a piano before. Take it away, Kit-Kat."
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said.
Then she looks at the camera.
"Make sure, you readers review."
Then the camera starts zooming slowly down towards her and Kitty starts playing the piano.
The theme was from 'Frasier'.
After playing a few notes, Kitty starts singing.
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salads & scrambled eggs.
Oh my.
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.
Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a girl to do.
Good night, everybody.
The audience applaudes as Kitty smiled a sexy smile at the camera.
End Chapter.
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