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Subtext Is So Not The Pretext	By : tecate Category: Kim Possible > FemmeSlash - Female/Female > Kim/Shego Views: 19901 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. I so wish I did because I’d totally make KiGo canon but oh well. Disney pretty much owns all the characters in this story. Rated MA for language, adult themes and S E X. Woo hoo (extra hoo)! Oh and I don’t own M&M’s candy, Midori melon liquor or Sprite either. I have them all in my possession but I don’t really own them do I.

Chapter 7: Pink Sheep, Naughty Boys and The Beat
Drew was back in his main lab working late as Shego walked past heading for the garage. Her high black heels were making a very unfamiliar clicking sound on the corridor’s stone floors. The stunningly sexy seductress was dressed in some tight, fashionably beat-up blue jeans crowned by a black and green studded belt with a gun belt buckle. She had on a very tight black wife beater that said ‘SHEGO’S FAST’ in green rhinestones and a black leather jacket with her signature lime green stitching.
“And where are we going?” Drew inquired of his hired help. The slightly green woman stopped and returned to the lab. She stood in the doorway and stared at her employer.
“I have a date,” Shego replied casually looking down and kicking the doorframe. The sides of her lips curled up as she thought about Kimmie waiting in the car for her.
The blue man lifted up his goggles to survey her unusual appearance. “Seriously, Shego!” Drakken clucked suppressing a laugh. In five years he had never seen his hired henchwoman go out on a date, at least not on a date that didn’t involve taking over the world.
“I have a date Dr. D, an actual date,” she insisted smiling at him.
“You’re smiling at me,” he shuddered as an uncontrollable shiver crept though his body. He was a little weirded out by the pale green woman’s sudden change in behavior. Shego strolled up to Drew making him just a little more nervous.
“I DO smile,” she hissed into his ear and he eeped in response. “I’d smile more if you’d actually manage to take over the world!” she growled softly, biting the air between them and twirling his mullet tail playfully.
“Well then,” Drew squeaked pulling away from her. She’s out of her mind! “Have a nice time tonight and try to be home at a decent hour.” That hit from the attitudinator must have crossed some wires ‘cause she’s crazy.
“Don’t wait up Dr. D.,” the pale green woman hollered over her shoulder as she rushed out of the laboratory and towards the garage.
Dr. Drakken went back to work on his project. He had finished reconstructing another pair of yPod sunglasses. Now he just needed two more things to complete his new invention. He needed another pack of Hench Co.’s compact thought suppressors. He had fried all of the ones he had previously bought at the villain convention and the ones he ordered today wouldn’t arrive until Wednesday. The other item he needed would require a little bit more than a billing address and three digit security code. What he needed he’d have to steal!
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Shego’s car sped down the mountain and out onto the main road leading to the interstate. “You can come out now,” she called to her empty backseat and turned onto the access ramp of the express toll way.
“Are we going to Go City?” Kim questioned taking note of the passing green highway sign as she emerged from a hidden trunk passage into the car’s backseat.
“They do have the best nightlife in the country,” Shego informed her date shooting her a look in the rearview mirror, “and with me, there isn’t a club in the city that would dare card you.”
The access ramp light turned green and before the young heroine could object the older woman was speeding down the expressway towards Go City. Kim climbed into the passenger’s seat and strapped herself in. This is gonna be one wild night.
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Dr. Director was already asleep when she heard an alarm sound from the living room of her house. She put on her slippers and hurried down the hall to watch a little TV. On the screen was the image of Sheridan Go and Kim Possible sitting in the speeding car. Betty smiled at the view. “Having a late night aren’t they,” she thought out loud. She pushed a button activating the GPS and a map popped up on the bottom left of the screen with a green dot bleeping the location of the two girls. The sound on her bug came in and the voices of Kim and Shego filled the room. The voice analyzer displayed the closed captioning of their conversation. Betty laughed; it was good to see Sheridan smiling like that again.
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Shego sped past the toll both on the exit for Go City.
“Shego! You have to pay the toll!” Kim yelled in a half whine half groan, “Can’t you at least make an effort to NOT do anything criminal while you’re with me?”
“Relax, I...” the green villain began but turning to Kimmie she was hit with the sight of the puppy dog pout. “Oh come on, geez not that, ugh! Do you know how many times I’ve saved this city from total destruction?” she groaned back at the girl mimicking the infamous pout hoping to get her way. “Mother Fu…!” Shego yelled catching herself. “Fine, I’ll go back and pay, ‘kay, will that make you happy?” she offered slamming on the breaks and spinning the car to a screeching halt backwards on the freeway.
Kim nodded still pouting. The pale green driver shifted the car into first gear and drove the wrong way back up to the toll booth operator. She took a hundred dollar bill out of her visor clip and handed it to the attendant.
“Uh, m-m-ma’am,” the nervous, pimply tollbooth operator geek stammered.
“Miss,” Shego hissed twirling a lock of her hair and looking away from the attendant like she was bored with him already.
“Um, miss, we don’t take hundred dollar bills. The toll’s only six bucks,” he shakily explained to her.
“Take it or leave it pal. It’s all I’ve got,” the thief snarled turning back to him and rolling her eyes bitterly.
“I c-can’t t-take it ma’am… miss, miss,” he corrected himself.
Shego turned to Kim offering her a fake sad expression. “Whudaya want me to do Pumpkin?” the villain shrugged frowning while fighting back a laugh, “They don’t take large bills.” Kimmie went back to the puppy dog pout. The criminal immediately turned around from the redhead’s accursed pout. Damn it to fuck! “Just keep the change,” Shego grumbled to the toll operator.
“What ma-miss?” the attendant asked looking surprised.
“KEEP THE CHANGE!” she exploded. Kim instinctively caught and held down the super powered woman’s arm as Shego tried to raise a glowing fist to the attendant. She unlit her hand and stuffed the bill into the attendant’s shirt pocket. “Use it to get your little stick thingy fixed.” She grinned deviously putting the car into reverse and backing out of the toll stall.
“What stick thing?” the geek yelled after them as Shego swung her car around again.
“Oh shhhhhi…” the attendant’s voice was drowned out by the roar of the car’s massive engine.
“That one,” Shego purred with that crazy feral gleam in her eyes. She floored the gas causing the tires to squeal as the sleek car flew up the exit ramp, breaking through the barricades onto the downtown HOV lane.
“Oh Shegoooo,” Kim groaned rolling her eyes and frowning.
“What?” she whined glancing at a disappointed Kim Possible. “I paid for it and besides this lane SHOULD be open for ME anyway,” she reasoned, “…even on a Saturday night!”
I’m gonna get so grounded for this, the teen hero acknowledged looking at the splintered boards falling to the pavement in the rearview mirror. This is crazy; being grounded will be the least of my punishments if my parents find out.
Shego pulled up to one of Go City’s trendiest clubs and got out of the car. It was a little before midnight and the line to get in was just starting to get long.
“Don’t worry about parking it,” the ex-heroine instructed the valet bypassing the line and walking past the bouncers, “It’ll park itself.” She pushed a button on her keychain remote and the car slowly pulled away.
“Oh that’s too cool!” Kim marveled watching the car drive away then she turned and followed Shego. “I want my car to do that!”
“Eddie, Motor Ed, did the mod,” the sexy green woman pointed out wrapping an arm around her young date and leading the girl inside the booming club.
The music was pumping and the crowd was a mix of celebrities and Go City’s most beautiful people. Kim Possible was awe struck. She had been to a few clubs but none like this. This place was huge, three stories, with two VIP balconies on either side of the main dance floor. Shego walked up to one of the bouncers standing vigil at left VIP entrance. The big guard stopped the girls by placing his massive arm in front of them blocking their entrance to the private stairway. The former hero scowled and lit her hand. As soon as the bouncer saw the green glow he let her pass with a smile and a wave.
The pair walked upstairs and entered a booth marked ‘Reserved’. Shego closed the door and all the noise of the club fell silent. The private room was a small narrow skybox with one wall offering a floor to ceiling view of the dance floor below. The pale green woman flopped down on the plush loveseat that had the same black and lime green pattern as the upper half of her Team Go jumpsuit. In front of the small sofa was a glass coffee table with a crystal bowl full of only green M&M’s that had ‘GO’ printed on them. The table was surrounded by four alternating black and green ottomans and in the corner near the left side of the sofa was a matching end table with fresh flowers and a small intercom on it. Shego pressed the intercom and then watched her Kimmie as she waited for a response.
Kim was staring out the window down to the ocean of dancers moving below. She couldn’t hear the music but she could feel the faintest vibration of the beat beneath her feet.
“Soundproof glass and it’s one way,” the villain explained while watching her young lover stare out of the huge windows, “no one can see us in here.” “This is your booth?” Kim asked her date knowing the answer as she looked around the private room.
Shego nodded and replied, “This is my club. Mer-Mego and I own it.”
“Spankin’!” the teen cheered taking one of the ‘GO’ M&M’s, tossing it in the air and catching it in her mouth. “I like the green ones,” she stated with a smile sucking on the candy loudly.
“Really?” Shego drawled biting her lower lip and giving the foxy redhead a flirtatious stare, “You know what they say about the green ones Kimmie.” Shego patted the seat beside her while moving one of the pillows and inviting the teen to come sit next to her. Kim smiled sweetly and nodded, “Um-hum.”
Kimmie looks so cute, so devilishly innocent, the bad girl thought. The cheerleader was dressed in a little gray plaid skirt with a black short sleeve button up shirt and red satin tie. She looks like she came straight out of Satan’s School for Girls! Shego laughed at the thought of having been Kim’s teacher. In another life. She wondered if she’d still be in Middleton teaching the young Kim Possible if she hadn’t been switched back to normal. Well she’s gettin’ schooled tonight!
“You look delicious!” Shego purred as Kim sat down on the loveseat.
The hero blushed at the compliment and then teased, “Wanna bite?” offering a green ‘GO’ M&M to Shego. The villain nodded and leaned over to be fed the candy when there was a knock on the door. “Hold that thought Princess,” the ex-hero instructed getting up and buzzing in a waiter.
“I’m sorry Miss Go the intercom for this booth isn’t working. We can hear you but I believe you can’t hear us,” the waiter explained in a monotonous voice looking more board with his job than Shego looked in general. They both had the same flat expression on their faces.   “Whatever.” she replied at last then looked over at Kim and asked, “Want anything?”
“I can’t, I mean I don’t drink,” the underage girl corrected herself. “Water,” she told the waiter. He squinted at her as if trying to read her age and nodded then turned to the guest of honor.
“Shego Blush,” the former hero instructed the waiter.
“Of course Miss Go, will more guests be joining you this evening?” the waiter asked looking down his nose at the teen next to his employer.
“No, it’ll just be the two of us,” Shego responded. The waiter made a faint attempt to bow and turned to exit the room.
“What’s a Shego Blush?” Kim inquired as Shego sat back down beside her.
“Make that two!” Shego yelled to the exiting waiter then listed the ingredients for Kimmie, “It’s Midori, peach snaps and Sprite. You’ll like it.”
“I’ve never really drunk before,” Kim admitted to her, “I mean, I’ve had things like eggnog, a half glass of champagne, and tasted beer but…”
“Well Kimmie, before today you’d never tasted pussy either so today is just full of firsts for you,” Shego pointed out to her. Kim blushed; she wasn’t used to that kind of language or the sheer bluntness of the older woman. I’m so out of my element here, she thought, leaning in to kiss Shego.
The villain abruptly broke their kiss tasting the chocolate on Kim’s lips. “Where’s my S&M?” she demanded referring to the special ‘GO’ M&M’s and more specifically the one Kim was supposed to be saving for her. The redhead having no idea that the M&M’s clearly marked as ‘GO’ used to be marked ‘S&M’ immediately misinterpreted her nemesis’ question. “Oh, what oh… OHHHHHH!” Kim stammered nervously.
“Kimmie I…” Shego began to clarify herself then paused and looked at her date. I don’t think she’s talkin’ ‘bout candy. She raised her eyebrow as Kim continued to struggle with speech. “I wasn’t sure if you were into that. I mean my last… the last…” the teen sputtered as she broke out into a sweat and started breathing heavily.
Oh she is so NOT talkin’ ‘bout candy. Shego covertly reached for one of the green M&M’s in the bowl while keeping her eyes trained on the floundering teen. “Um, well… What’re you into?” Kim bleated anxiously fidgeting with her hemline.   The thief glanced at the small candy and turned it over in her fingers reading it. The corners of her lips curled. “Oh, I’m into everything Kimmie,” she replied slyly and winked at the girl. “Whew,” Kim breathed a sigh of relief, “I was worried I…”
Shego cut her off. “I’m especially into little green candies that melt in your mouth…” The villain popped the ‘GO’ M&M between her teeth and crunched it. “Not in your hand,” she finished holding out her upturned palm to the teen and igniting her glow. “Hunh?” Kim wasn’t sure what Shego was talking about but she had the feeling it wasn’t what she was referring to.
“See Kimmie the name of this club is S&M for Shego and Mego. The M&M’s used to say ‘S&M’ not ‘GO’ so I WAS talking about THE CANDY!” she emphasized and shot the mortified girl an amused look before continuing, “YOU, on the other hand,” She held out her other upturned hand and ignited it. “…were talkin’ ‘bout something else weren’tcha?” Shego laughed, “You’re so busted Kim Possible! Into the kink are ya?” Please God kill me now! Kim turned every shade of red and buried her face in her hands.
“Come here,” the villain coaxed in a low sexy drawl leaning back to recline long ways on the couch, “I like kinky.” She turned off her comet powers and pulled the girl in for a kiss. Kim fiercely retuned the kiss feeling oddly aroused having been just humiliated by her enemy. “Mmm Kimmie,” Shego breathed as the redhead feverishly traced kisses over her chin and down her neck. Kim viciously pawed at the thief trying to get her jacket off.   Shego silently laughed and sat up so that she could remove her designer garment before the young hero found a way to rip it off of her. Damn this girl only has two settings!   Kim repositioned herself kneeling on the couch between Shego’s legs and facing her new lover, waiting impatiently for her to finish. The villain languidly folded her jacket and placed it on the armrest behind her head. She reached for the girl and Kim crawled back towards the green woman resuming their kissing session. The thief snaked her hands down the cheerleader’s back and pulled up her skirt revealing Kimmie’s bare butt cheeks and red thong below.
Instinctively the hero lifted up so that Shego could grab her plump round bottom. “Shego,” she let out a delightful moan as the villain caressed and squeezed her ass.
Just then the door buzzed open and a man draped on either side by hot male models entered the room.
“MEGO?!?” Shego shouted in surprise as she rolled off the couch jumping to her feet and sending Kim to the floor as she did so.
“SHEGO?!?” Mego yelled back at her in shock pushing his escorts from the room and shutting the door. The two siblings stood there staring at each other in pure disbelief. Kim pulled herself up and went into panic mode.
“Kim Possible?” Mego questioned moving his stare to his sister’s date. “What’s SHE doing here?” He took a quick look around. “Ooohhhh,” he realized narrowing his eyes and smiling wickedly at the pair.
“It’s not what you think Mego!” Shego thundered at him, clenching her fist into glowing green balls.
“Oh I KNOW it is Sis,” Mego retorted to his older sister, snickering. “Green and Red, it’s like Christmas!” he howled with laughter. Shego lunged for him and he shrank out of her reach.
Seeing the two super powered siblings fighting made Kim, who had been in shock from being discovered, snap out her trance. “Quit it, both of you!” she yelled pulling them apart.
Mego returned to regular size. “It’s a good thing you have Miss Priss Possible here to protect you,” he snarled at his sister. She threw a plasma ball at him and the purple hero shrank again to avoid the blast.
“Shego I mean it! Be nice to your brother,” Kim scolded pulling the villain’s glowing hand down. “Mego, you CANNOT tell anyone about this,” the redhead stressed, her voice shaking.
“Don’t worry about him Kimmie,” Shego assured the girl. “My brother owes me, don’t you Merrian!” she growled to her younger brother.
“Well,” he paused looking at the two lovers. “Oh this is just too good. I mean really, YOU and fire snatch Possible,” he squealed looking at Kim who was standing slightly behind his sister with a horrified look on her face. “Isn’t she like twelve?” he joked nearly collapsing in laughter.
“She’s eighteen!” Shego shot back gritting her teeth.
“Seventeen,” Kim clarified under her breath putting her hand on Shego’s shoulder to calm her.
“Merrian you can’t tell anyone about this,” Shego warned him with a dangerous glare.
“Don’t get mental Sheridan; I’ll keep your dirty little secret!” her brother snorted rolling his eyes and shaking his head. “Kisses, Kimmies,” the slightly purple man hissed to the two women blowing them a kiss. He turned and left the booth just as the waiter arrived with their drinks.
“Sheridan?” Kim questioned looking sideways at her enemy. All this time and I never knew her real name or even thought to ask.
Shego snatched up both drinks and started downing hers. “I’m gonna need another,” she instructed the waiter. “Mmm… good stuff,” she commented. “And make it a double.” The waiter nodded.
“Actually,” Kim stepped in not wanting the villain to get drunk, “…make it a virgin.” She shot a disapproving look at Shego. The waiter stood there confused.
“You can’t make it a virgin Cupcake, then it’s just Sprite,” the villain pointed out as she shook her head handing her young guest her drink and putting the empty glass back on the waiter’s tray.
“Fine, two more but no doubles!” Kim told the waiter who attempted to smile and promptly left the booth.
Shego walked to the window and turned on the speakers in their booth so that they could hear the music.
Kim came up behind her. “It’s a pretty name,” she commented softly, wrapping her arms up under Shego’s arms and pulling the taller woman close to her. Shego leaned back into Kim and lifted her head to the ceiling taking a long breath.
“Thank you,” she breathed to Kim almost in a whisper. She leaned her head back over her shoulder to kiss her teenaged lover. Kim kissed her back and the two swayed to the beat of the music softly coming in through the speakers.
“Let’s dance!” Kim cheered as the rhythm changed and a song she loved began to spin on the DJ’s turntable.
“Yes, let’s,” Shego rejoined flashing Kim a rather deviant look.
Kim downed her drink. “Ow-sss!” she hissed pinching her nose. “Brain freeze!”
The devilishly cute thief laughed at her. “How are ya supposed to handle your drink, when ya can’t even handle the ice?” she teased the underage drinker. Kim just sucked her teeth at Shego and reached into the empty glass taking out an ice cube and sucking on it provocatively. Shego reached her hand out asking for the glass and Kim gave it to her. The supercharged ex-hero blew into the glass and all the ice instantly melted into water. Kim rolled her eyes even though she was impressed. “Show off,” she muttered, exiting the booth.
As the two women descended the stairs the waiter met them with their fresh drinks. Shego took them and they headed to the dance floor.
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1:30 AM Motor Ed and Dr. Drakken pulled up to a deserted high rise in Go City. It was the global headquarters for InChip, a microprocessor company that had just managed to make a fully interactive mind to mind processor. The cutting edge device allowed two users to exchange thoughts with each other. There was one major glitch with the chip that hadn’t been worked out. It was this defect that Drew so desperately needed.
“Try not to trip any alarms Eddie,” Drakken whispered in an agitated growl to his cousin.
“Aw dude, you know that’s not my style,” Motor Ed whined disappointedly. “Smash and grab, seriously!” he boomed to Drew in full voice while pumping his fists and getting ready to play air guitar.
Drakken silenced him by pinching his cousin’s lips together and handed him a white lab coat to put on. “Not here, I know YOU cannot beat Kim Possible!” Drakken hissed under his breath. While Ed put on the too tight lab coat Dr. D swiped a fake access card through the security pad and the little red light switch to green granting them permission to enter the building.
“Working a little late gentlemen.” an attractive female guard greeted them at the door.
“Ah yes,” Dr. Drakken responded with a forced smile hurrying his drooling cousin past the woman and down to the elevators.
“Dude, seriously, she was a fox!” Ed whistled to the other Lipsky as they entered the elevators and headed for the 20th floor.
“This isn’t a social call!” Drakken barked gritting his teeth. “At least we’re in and with our low-tech disguise we should be able to do this completely undetected by Kim Possible’s computer kid."
The two men reached the processor storage room and Dr. Drakken filed past all the experimental chips with a gleam in his eye. So many chips! I want them all! He quickly found what he was looking for and a few extra chips that seemed interesting.
“All of this for a bunch of computer upgrades?” the burly mechanic questioned looking at the tiny shelves lined with cases holding barely visible chips. “Shego’s right D. Man, you ARE lame,” he commented in an outside voice.
“Quiet will you!” the blue man snapped. “You have no idea of the power this little chip wields!” he professed holding up one of the small Plexiglas containers as if it was the Holy Grail, “With this I shall know my enemy’s every move!” And thought! “Muah ha ha ha ha!” he laughed evilly. “Dude, inside voice. Seriously.”
The two men left the building undetected.
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Shego walked off the dance floor and sat the two empty drink glasses on a nearby table. The waiter brought her jacket to her from upstairs along with two shots of tequila.
Kim was dripping with sweat from dancing and chugging the last of her drink had made her feel a little tipsy. She saw the shots in front of Shego and began to protest, “Shego you’re driving and I already feel…”
“Relax Pumpkin, I have a comet enhanced metabolism, it’ll take a lot more than this to make me even feel like I want to get trashed, let alone actually be drunk,” Shego shouted cheerfully to her over the music and took a lime slice in her mouth. The faintly green Go City girl leaned back in a deep arc letting her long hair nearly touch the floor.
Kim was impressed. The equally limber cheerleader had no idea her new lover was that flexible. “You just gonna stand there Possible?” Shego inquired removing the lime from her mouth and shouting above the music, “Salt me and take your shot.”
Kim looked at the cup of kosher salt on the table; she took a pinch of it then froze. “Um, where do I put it?” she asked the waiting woman. Shego rolled her eyes and the waiter stepped in to instruct the novice.
“I believe you put the salt on her right here,” he advised pointing to Shego’s cleavage.
“Oh wow, okay,” Kim fluttered nervously, noticing that there was now a small crowd forming around them. Shego started laughing, her whole body shaking at the famous Kim Possible’s lack of shot taking knowledge. She saw the uncertain look in the girl’s eyes and lifted herself back up much to the dismay of the crowd.
“Lean over Kimmie, I’ll show you how it’s done,” she said slowly lowering the young hero back as if she was baptizing her. Shego removed her arms from under the teen and loosened Kim’s tie.
The cheerleader tensed up, tightening her stomach muscles to support her weight unassisted. Shego began to unbutton Kimmie’s shirt. The girl looked up at her older lover questioningly.
“Trust me,” Shego whispered continuing to undress the hero exposing her sweaty red satin covered chest to the world.
Kim quaked slightly as the air hit her cooling sweat and let out a low grunt as she hardened her constricted muscles. This wasn’t an easy position to stay in.
Shego smirked provocatively as she unbuttoned the last button on the black shirt and it fell down off of the teen's body and hung from her wrists underneath her. There was a cheer from the crowd at the sight of flesh which caused Kim to blush as she realized everyone was looking at her. The whole experience was becoming strangely erotic to her.
Shego rubbed a juicy lime wedge on her young lover's chest between her red bra and hanging red necktie taking note of the bruise she had inflicted on the girl. All’s fair in love and war, she mentally absolved herself as she sprinkled a mound of salt over the juiced area. “Ready?” she asked leaning down and stuffing a fresh lime wedge in the teen’s mouth.
Kim let out a muffled protest but she was using all of her strength to hold the position and couldn’t even bring herself back upright. Shego held the shot up in the air and the mounting crowd cheered. She leaned back down over Kim’s small breasts and licked the salt off of her little hero. The girl whimpered at the feel of her lover’s hot tongue lashing at her body.
The former Go City protector swallowed back the shot of tequila and straddled the bent over teen leaning down over her.   She sensually took the lime from the girl’s waiting mouth. Shego quickly pulled the young hero upright and took her in her arms squeezing her tightly. Kim tried to cover herself feeling suddenly embarrassed she was just in her bra and lose fitting necktie. She could swear she heard someone in the crowd shout, “Isn’t that Kim Possible.”
“You look so much sexier this way,” Shego growled stopping the teen from buttoning her shirt back up. “Now it’s your turn to work this crowd… and me up.” The villainous vixen grabbed another lime slice and leaned back again to assume the position.
Kim reached for another pinch of salt and placed it deep into her lover’s pale green cleavage. She took the remaining shot of tequila in her hand. The hero took a deep breath looking at the sexy villain laid back in front of her.
God, she’s so out of my league, Kim thought forgetting for the moment that the woman was her arch-foe and that she had a duty to take her to the nearest police station for immediate incarceration. Nope not tonight, tonight Kimberly Ann Possible was just a very lucky girl on a date with one of the hottest women on the planet.
Kim bent down over Shego and licked the salt from between her breasts. She slowly drank the shot wincing and shuddering at the taste. Shego laughed again and lifted a hanging arm to pull the teen toward her lips and the much needed lime wedge. Kim graciously took the lime and slurped down the juice. Her mouth watered from the clash of flavors spilling a small drip of lime and sweat laced spit onto Shego lips. The stronger woman pulled both of them back to a standing position. Kim sucked the last of the juice out of the lime and began to kiss her evil lover. The crowd cheered the women on.
God that was hot, the Middleton cheerleader thought glancing around at the dispersing crowd. The beat changed and one of Kim’s favorite songs pulsated though the speakers and her body. A wave of applause at the DJ’s classic choice flowed through the club and the women looked excitedly at each other.
“I Love Madonna!” the girls screamed in harmony. “Jinx!” they both laughed and Kim led Shego to the center of the dance floor.
The two women started move to the beat. Kimmie rested her arms around Shego’s writhing waist and planted her hands or the villain’s ass. The thief raised her arms up in the air and started to dance seductively. The teen looked to her right to see Mego smiling at her while dancing between the two now shirtless men he had been with. Kim realized that he too was like Shego and she knew he would keep his sister’s secret. She looked back up to the emerald evildoer and pulled her closer to her so that they were grinding on each other. Every twist of Shego’s hips caused Kim’s skirt to rise up giving anyone looking a glimpse of her red thong. The two started kissing. They looked beautiful together. Everyone in the club glanced in the direction of the two women. The crimson haired schoolgirl and the slightly green super model had total command of the dance floor. Everyone was watching them and deep down both of them wanted it that way.
Kim didn’t want the song to end. She didn’t want this moment to end. She felt so free and wild. It was as if every moment of every day up until now was just a way to pass time waiting for this minute. The music and the lights mixed with the stares of the crowd and the smell of Shego’s skin was the perfect potion. She knew she was falling under its spell. The seconds ticked by with the young hero savoring every last one of them. She would NEVER forget this night she promised herself. No matter what happened between her and Shego, no matter if this was never supposed to be or could never happen again. This, this one moment in her life would be burned into her memory forever.
The music faded and the regular lights of the bar came on as the two women raced for the back exit hand in hand. Kim felt so alive. She could feel her throbbing pulse raging. She could feel her young heart pounding. She could feel Shego’s sultry breath on her neck.
Shego stopped her and the two turned to kiss in the darkened ally next to fallen hero’s waiting car. An equally expensive dark purple car pulled into the alley behind them.   The valet got out and quietly stood there. Embarrassed by her still unbuttoned shirt Kim began to dress herself again. Shego giggled and helped her new lover seeing that Kimmie was too busy looking at her to get the buttons in the correct eyelets. A few seconds later Mego and his two dates emerged from the same back exit the women had come from.
“It was good seein’ ya again Sis,” he admitted smirking at the two women who were now embracing.
“You too,” Sheridan growled holding her Kimmie tightly. “You two look good together,” he lisped letting his gayness show and stopping to talk to the two lovers.
Kim pulled away from Shego slightly. “It’s okay Possible,” the man added rolling his eyes at the teenager.
“Sheridan, you’re SOOO evil!” he purred giving his estranged sister a peck on the cheek. “Let’s go boys!” Mego snapped as he sashayed down the alley to his car.
“Not a word to anyone Merrian,” Shego yelled to her brother.
He made the motion of locking his lips and throwing away the key. The three men piled into the waiting dark purple car and backed out of the ally honking at Shego and Kim as the girls walked to their respective sides of the waiting black car.
“I didn’t know Mego was gay,” Kim remarked to Shego getting into the car.
“Uh yeah Kimmie, where’ve you been? He and I both are. We’re the pink sheep of the family. Although I’ve gotta say I don’t see how his power’s very useful… in bed.” Shego added and the women flew into laughter.   The sexy sidekick backed the car out of the alley and sped back towards Middleton.
“I had a blast tonight Shego!” Kim confessed leaning over to rest her head on the older woman’s shoulder.
“Me too Princess, me too!” Shego whispered to her Kimmie as the girl drifted off into sleep. KPKPKPKP
It was a quarter to five in the morning when the black car turned into Drakken’s garage. “Hummm,” Shego wondered aloud waking Kim up, “He’s not home.” The teen was a little disoriented but she quickly came to at the sight of her arch-foe in the seat next to her.
“Did ya have a good nap Kimmie?” the villain asked wiping a little drool from the corner of the girl’s mouth.
Kim nodded, stretched and looked around. She instinctively got out of the car and went to Shego’s garage entrance. The henchwoman took off down the main corridor. The lair was darker than usual and very quiet. I don’t like this, he’s never out this late or up this early. She reached her door and scanned herself in.
Kim was there waiting for her sitting on the bed and playing with the digital camera. “I’m making us copies of the video and the picture,” she informed the evil woman. Shego leaned her little hero back and kissed her. “Yum, you’re still salty,” the villain commented breaking the kiss and licking her lips. “Let’s take a bath and unwind,” she suggested.
“Sound’s like a plan,” Kim agreed with a yawn, removing her clothes and leaving them where they fell as she trudged into the bathroom.
Shego yawned as a reaction to the girl’s yawn and started to undress herself as well, leaving her clothes littered across the room in the same manner as the teen. She turned on the water to fill the bath and then turned to Kim.
The sleepy hero was standing beside her half undressed wearing just her skirt. “What kind of bubbles do you want?” Shego asked. “I don’t know… bubble gum?” Kim answered in the form of a question.   “Could you maybe pick a scent people over the age of 5 would actually have?”   “Fine, strawberry,” Kim grumbled getting cranky. It was way past her bed time. “Figures,” Shego muttered as she rolled her eyes and knelt down in front of the teen to retrieve the strawberry scented bubble bath soap from the cabinet below the sink.
Kim stared at the villain’s beautifully green ass and blurted out the first thing that popped into her head, “Watermelon.”
In a flash Shego’s arm flung backwards and she beaned the girl in the stomach with a small plasma charge.
“What the!?! Shego, what was that for?” Kim snapped as the sudden blast brought the drowsy girl into full alertness. “You were being an ass!” the villainess replied taking out coconut scented soap and applying it to the rising water in the whirlpool tub. “I was not! I was staring at your ass!” Kim argued, “And I don’t care what kind of stinking bubbles you have in the freaking tub as long as you’re naked, wet and covered in them!”
“I like where your mind’s at Princess but are you always this cranky in the morning?” “I’m tired, it’s been a long day,” Kim whined not wanting to sound like a baby but that’s exactly how it came out. “Here let me help,” Shego held her palms against the hero’s forehead and right temple. “Close your eyes,” she instructed the girl. Kim complied and as soon as she did she felt a rush of energy as Shego sent a plasma wave into her skull. “Whoa,” she gasped then smiled as she realized she was completely lucid and not nearly as tired as she had been. “How did you do that?”
“Eh, it’s a trick I picked up in college. As you would say, ‘no big’,” Shego replied as reached over and turned off the water.
“Thanks,” Kim said removing her skirt and panties so she could finally be naked.
The villain waved off the gratitude dismissively and offered Kim her hand to help the teen get into the oversized tub. “Is Mego older than you?” Kim began her long overdue interrogation as she settled into the sudsy water of Shego’s green marble whirlpool tub.
“No,” Shego replied slipping into the steaming water after the teen. She positioned herself on the other side of the tub so that the two women were facing one another. “We’re exactly eleven months apart.” She submerged her head under the water wetting her hair and returning up. “We were always close, until…” she paused and sighed, “he had a fling with Junior.”
“Not Señor Senior Junior?” Kim gasped, “He likes girls!”
“Oh please, like you didn’t know about him,” Shego said splashing her partner with some water. “He’s like queen of the fairies!”
“But… he’s with Bonnie!” Kim shrieked still in disbelief.
”Yeah, um-hum Kimmie, see in the ‘gay’ world sometimes you have to… uh, how do I put this…” The woman tried to formulate her explanation. “Ya see Junior’s dad’s not cool with his ONLY son being a fruit. So Junior’s been trying, horribly might I add, to be straight to get his daddy’s approval.”
Kim went under the water wetting her hair. She stayed under for half a minute listening to the echoes of the jets in the tub. Her mind was swimming with a million questions.
Shego just stared at the blur of red hair under the water in front of her. “What a night for you, Possible!” she declared aloud.
“There’s so much I don’t know about you,” Kim admitted to her lover coming up for air.
“And I, you!” Shego replied moving forward closer to the teen.
“This is just all so freaky weird…” Kim said wiping her wet hair from her eyes. “Good, but freaky weird!”
Shego nodded in agreement. “Look Kimmie, I’m not expecting anything ‘kay,” she stated plainly looking away from the girl and inspecting her nails.   Kim wasn’t sure if she was hurt by the comment or sad that she too felt the same way. “I know… You won’t tell anyone will you? Please don’t tell Dr. Drakken!”   “Oh please, you may not KNOW me Kim Possible but you know me better than that.” Shego snapped shooting the teen a rather evil look. “I didn’t even tell him about my brothers or the hero thing until you showed up with the blue glow!” The villain sighed. “I’m a very private person; I know things that could destroy people higher on the food chain than you Princess. You keep my secrets and I’ll keep yours.”
“Deal,” Kim agreed changing her position and gliding up on the vixen’s slick body. “So Miss Go what’s your deepest darkest secret?” she asked kissing her. Her enemy giggled, “That would be you!” “No really Shego!” Kim whined twisting one of her arch foe’s nipples. “I want something juicy!” “Ow, so you’re gonna use titty torture to get me to confess?” the villain teased kissing her. “Fine I’ll go first,” Kim offered. “I think I’m gay!” “Ya think?” the villain laughed. “I think I’m gay too… well bi.” “What? I thought you…” Kim gasped. “Oh come on, you like boys don’t you?” “Well yes, but I’m just, you know…” “I like boys too, I just like girls more. A helluva lot more,” Shego added leaning up for a kiss. “I see,” Kim responded dryly not letting the woman kiss her. “What? I can’t be just like you?” Shego asked.
Kim looked down at the woman beneath her. She wasn’t sure why Shego’s admission had made her jealous. I’m just being silly. She kissed her new lover and twisted around to lie face up. “I don’t want you to ever be just like me Shego.” “Good ‘cause I don’t see that happening!” she replied wrapping her arms around her Kimmie. “You could always join me Princess. We could take over the world together. It’ll be fun.”   “Being evil isn’t my thing. Besides if we take over the world who’d we fight then?”
“Good point. Okay let’s get out before I fall asleep here,” Shego announced lifting Kim up and getting out of the tub. She handed Kim a towel and then elevated her heat to dry herself off.   “Too cool,” the teen observed under her breath getting out her tooth brush and joining Shego in front of the sink. “I feel like I should be more weirded out by all this than I am.” Shego looked at Kim though the mirror. “Hey, I don’t wantcha to get all freaky on me but maybe you’re not ‘weirded’ out by all of this ‘cause it feels natural to you,” she suggested as Kim put the last of her things away and they walked out of the bathroom. The teen snorted at the thought. Natural! “This is anything but natural!” she admonished turning towards the bed.    “Oh yeah?” Shego replied and she quirked an eyebrow at the teen. The villainess ignited her comet powers and blasted Kim Possible to the floor. “That feel more natural?”    “Shego!” Kim bellowed and ran at her enemy as the villain ducked behind her side of the bed. Kim jumped over the bed and hit the floor hard as Shego rolled away from her.   “You like this Princess?” Shego taunted her tweaking one of her own nipples and smirking. Kim howled and grabbed Shego’s ankle as the villain tried to get away from her. Shego fell back and Kim quickly pinned her down straddling her. “Why’d you blast me?” Kim panted angrily. Shego smirked at her and replied, “To prove a point.” “And that was?” Kim asked quirking and eyebrow. “You…” Shego rolled the girl over. “Like…” The thief kissed her defeated lover. “This,” she confirmed as Kimmie returned her kiss. “You might be right,” Kim admitted as Shego helped her up off the floor. She is so right! “Right or left side?” Shego asked turning down the bed. “Middle?” Kim suggested. “Middle it is,” Shego confirmed settling into the middle of the bed and her Kimmie laid down on top of her nuzzling into the woman’s neck.   The sun was coming up over the cliffs of the seaside lair as Kim Possible and Sheridan Go fell asleep naked in each other’s arms.


AN: When I wrote the nightclub scene the Madonna song in my head for last dance was What It Feels Like For A Girl (Above & Beyond Remix). But, of course, you can throw any Madonna song in there.
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