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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You and Adrien follow Gorilla to the car. It's a silver Mercedes with vanity plates that read: "GABRIEL1" on them. Gorilla opens the rear door of the car as Adrien helps you get in before he puts his shirt back on and joins you. Gorilla gives you a friendly smile and shuts the door as he enters the driver's side and starts the car. Gorilla pulls out into the intersection as you pull out a cigarette and put it in your mouth. "Hell of a day, isn't it? You want to get some breakfast or something?" you ask Adrien as you pull out your cigarette lighter prompting Gorilla to slap his hand on the dashboard a couple of times to get your attention. You look up at the large bodyguard's eyes in the mirror as you hold your lighter and watch him make a wagging finger gesture. "Sorry, Gorilla says my dad doesn't want anyone smoking in his car. We can go get some breakfast though." Adrien smiles at you. "I can't smoke in here? What the hell, Gorilla?" you ask the bodyguard as he gives you an apologetic look in the rearview mirror and shrugs. "Gorilla says it's not his fault, my dad told him not to let anyone smoke." Adrien explains. You take the cigarette out of your mouth and slide it back into the pack of Coffin Nails. "I can tell me and your dad are going to get along already." you scoff as Gorilla drives past Le Grand Paris to see police surrounding the hotel. Lt. Raincomprix is out front yelling at a sobbing Chloe and pointing at a wanted poster with your face on it as Jean calmly smokes a cigarette next to her. "That's probably not going to end well." you say as you watch the scene unfold and Adrien nods in agreement. "They're looking for me, aren't they?" you ask your fiance. "Lt. Raincomprix is many things, but a liar isn't one of them. If he tells you something, he means it." Adrien explains. "Fucking hell. I stay in Paris and the cops lose their minds!" you say sounding annoyed. "You're walking around with enough guns to start a small war, I kind of understand them." Adrien reminds you as Gorilla gives you a suspicious look in the rearview mirror. "Can I ask you something? If Gorilla can't speak, how can you understand him the way you do?" you ask the young model. "Hmm? Gorilla? He's been an employee of my dad's since I was a baby. I think he even used to change my diapers now and then. Gorilla's been around so long, that he's like an uncle to me. Isn't that right, Gorilla?" Adrien says lovingly patting the large bodyguard on his shoulder with a friendly smile which Gorilla promptly returns. "Well, it's nice that you're so close." you say getting comfortable in the back seat and putting your hand on Adrien's thigh and rubbing his inside leg. "No! Not in front of Gorilla!" Adrien says with a shy blush as he moves your hand away. "Can't smoke, can't jerk you off, what else is going to go wrong today?" you ask as you hear a police siren behind you giving you your answer. "Oh, fuck! Step on it, Gorilla!" you shout at the large bodyguard. Gorilla replies by tapping ihs wrists together and shaking his head making the money gesture. "What the fuck is he saying?" you ask Adrien. "He says he gets paid too much to go to jail. If he runs from La PP and totals the car, my dad will surely fire him!" Adrien explains. "Damnit, Gorilla! Don't make me be a villain today! Drive!" you say as you press the muzzle of your MAC50 into the base of Gorilla's skull and pull back the hammer. Gorilla looks at you in the rearview mirror before glancing over at an extremely worried-looking Adrien. He knew you weren't going to shoot him, Adrien loved him like a member of his own family. Gorilla calls your bluff. "Damnit, Gorilla!" you say as you strike him on the back of his head with the butt of your handgun before grabbing your duffel bag and jumping out of the Mercedes. "No, wait! They'll kill you!" Adrien says as you shoot the windshield of the patrol car and limp into an alley. "Fuck. First day back in Paris and I have to deal with the pigs, just my luck." you say as you pull out your FN MAG and wrap the ammo belt around your arm and sling your duffel bag over your shoulder. You hear sirens approaching as you run in the opposite direction of their sound.
You run out of the alley and into traffic as a car hits you and knocks you into the air. You land hard on the windshield spidering the glass. "We have got to stop meeting like this! Didn't I just drop you off at the airport?" Lamar asks you as he pokes his head out of the driver's side window. "There was a layover!" you say as you yank open the passenger side door and quickly enter the taxi. "Where are we going?" Lamar asks. "Away from them!" you say as you point to several oncoming police cars. "Oh, shit! What are you getting me into? If I get locked up, my baby's momma is going to kick my black ass!" he says as he stomps the accelerator into the floor and scrapes in between two patrol cars causing a shower of sparks on both sides of the car. You finally light up your cigarette and fire you FN MAG out of the passenger side window as Lamar speeds through the Paris traffic. "What the fuck did you do to piss the cops off? Oh, wait. It's you. I shouldn't even have to ask!" Lamar says as his taxi gets rammed by a police car. "I wasn't planning on getting arrested today!" you say defensively as you toss a grenade under the police car and make it flip across the road with an explosion. "You just threw a grenade at a cop car! What do you think they're going to do?" Lamar says as a 9mm police bullet shatters his driver's side mirror. "I understand that, Lamar! Just calm down and watch the road, I'll get rid of our blue tailgaters! Why don't you put on the radio or something to calm your nerves?" you say as you shoot out the front tires of another cop car. Lamar turns on the radio and puts on Crash by The Primitives. "Don't you know any shortcuts? We have to get off these main roads!" you tell him as he makes a 90° turn at a roadblock as La PP riddles his taxi with bullets. "I'm trying! I'm trying! Shut the fuck up, and let me drive!" Lamar shouts looking back at the police as something heavy hits the roof of his car. "Fuck off!" you say as you shoot at the roof. "Stop! What are you doing, you maniac?" Ladybug says poking her head in through the sunroof. "Ladybug? What are you doing here? This isn't exactly the best time to play superheroes, I'm kinda busy here!" you say as you take a few more potshots at the pursuing cars behind you. "I'm not playing anything! You know I'm going to show up if something goes down! What did you do anyway?" Ladybug asks. "I went to the Louvre." you answer her. "You know they have metal detectors there, right?" Lamar asks you as he swerves through oncoming traffic. "Yeah, no shit! I know that NOW, but I uh... was unaware yesterday." you explain to the duo.
"No wonder they're chasing you! Why don't you just turn yourself in? It's only like twenty years!" Ladybug shouts prompting you and Lamar to look at her and rasie your eyebrows. "Did this bitch just say only?" Lamar asks as the cops ram his cab again. "Ladybug, stop being a fucking Mary Sue! I'm not sitting in a French jail for twenty years, have you gone completely batshit?" you ask the young heroine. "It was only a suggestion, you don't have to bite my head off!" she says as a shotgun blast shatters the back windshield of Lamar's taxi. "Are you going to help us lose the cops or are you going to sit on the roof and make more ridiculous suggestions?" you ask her as you return fire at La PP with your Striker. "Alright, but you seriously owe me one!" Ladybug says as a bullet zips past her head. "If you shoot off one of my pigtails, I'm going to ram my fist up your ass!" Ladybug shouts at the police giving chase. "That Mary Sue enough for you?" she asks you before slapping you upside your head through the sunroof. "Ow! Alright, I take it back! You're not a Mary Sue!" you say rubbing the back of your stinging head. "Thank you, that's all I ask." Ladybug says as she folds her arms and puts her nose in the air like Chloe does, before tossing her yo-yo at a dumpster and pulling it into the road behind you as multiple police cars crash into it causing a pileup. "You did it, Ladybug! We're home free!" you say as another police car pulls out in front of Lamar's cab causing him to T-bone the car and send you and Ladybug flying over the hood. Ladybug is agile and quickly gets to her feet while you crash through the windshield and skid off the pier into the cold water below.
You float facedown in the water as your duffel bag starts to drag you down to the bottom like an anchor. A hand grips you by the back of your collar and pulls you out underneath the pier. "Thanks, Ladybug. I thought I was going to drown! It's hard to swim with all these guns." you say as you cough up water and wring out your cigarettes. "Shh! Keep your voice down or you'll get us caught!" a male voice behind you says. "Lamar? I thought you were wearing your seatbelt?" you say as you turn around and see Chat Noir with his finger against his lips. "They've deployed helicopters. I have to get you back to my place and fast!" he whispers giving you a soft kiss on your lips. "Adrien! Man, am I glad to see you!" you say as you tightly hug the cat boy. "Quiet, I'm not Adrien when I'm in my costume, I'm Chat Noir. Don't confuse the two or my identity might be discovered!" he says as he grabs you and ducks down behind a crate as a helicopter flies overhead searching the area. "Come on, let's get out of here. Take a deep breath and hold on tight!" Chat says as he dives under the water with you on his back. He swims into a nearby drainage pipe and exits into the sewers. "As far as date locations go, this one really stinks!" you say as you catch your breath. "Hey, I make the puns around here!" he replies with a smile. "Maybe you're starting to rub off on me too, Chaton." you say attempting to light a waterlogged cigarette with a wet lighter. "I'd kiss you, but something horrible just floated past me. How about we go back to my place and get a shower and away from all these cops?" Chat asks you as he walks along the edge of the sewer. "Sounds like a plan, Adrien." you smile at him as he holds your hand. "You like knowing my identity, don't you?" he asks as he leads you through the sewer. "You have no idea. I feel like I found a missing piece." you say as he stops under a manhole cover as a police car speeds over it. "This is our stop. My house is right up there." he says as he climbs a ladder and peers out onto the street. "You think we'll be safe there?" you ask him as you look up at his butt on the ladder. "Yeah. We'll be safe, don't worr- HEY! Are you checking out my butt down there?" Chat says as he catches you staring up at him. "Kinda. I can see your balls a little bit from this angle too." you say as you grin up at him. "Will you just follow me and think perverted thoughts later?" he says as he pushes open the manhole as you wolf whistle at him from the sewer. "Stop it! You're making me blush, you ass!" the cat boy says covering his bulge with his hand as he climbs onto the street. "Aww, you're no fun today!" you grumble as you follow him up the ladder and kick the manhole cover back onto the sewer. "Here we are." Chat Noir says pointing at an enormous building. "Dude, that's a church. Are we praying for salvation or running from the cops?" you ask him curiously. "No... it's a mansion, not a church. You've never seen Agreste mansion before? It literally has the word mansion in the title. A church... do I look like a monk or something?" Chat says folding his arms and turning up his nose in annoyance as you hear distant police sirens getting closer. "Sounds like that's our que, my love!" you say as you look around. "Come on, this way! We'll go in through my bedroom window!" Chat says as he grabs your waist and extends his staff before vaulting both of you in through the open window.
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