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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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The four of you sneak closer to the stage which is easier than you'd expected because of all the people and commotion of the Bastille day celebration. "There's a chain link fence here. It should be pretty easy to either scale or jump over. It's only a few meters tall." Ladybug says as the four of you stand in front of it. "It's not electrified, is it?" Chat Noir asks. "Nah, we're good. It's just a regular fence." you say as you touch your tongue to the metal. "What would you have done if it wasn't?" Viperion asks as he gives you a curious look. "I dunno, I was just kinda playing it by ear." you shrug. "Me and you have to have a LONG talk one of these days." Chat says shaking his head as him and Viperion lift up the bottom of the fence for you and Ladybug. "Ladybugs first." you grin at her as you gesture under the fence. "Age before beauty." she replies as she kicks you in your rear end making you slide under the fence as she follows behind you. Chat Noir holds up the fence for Viperion before he lets go of it. "What about you?" Viperion asks him as Chat grins and quickly vaults over the fence by extending his staff. "Showoff." Viperion says as he watches him. "You're just jealous that you don't carry a portable elevator in your pocket." he says as he sticks out his tongue and retracts the staff. "Don't point your tongue at me unless you intend to do something sexy with it." Viperion says with a sarcastic smirk making Chat Noir blush before he looks at you and winks as the two of you share a silent inside joke at Chat's expense. "Viperion! Be nice, I doubt that Chat Noir is gay for you." Ladybug says folding her arms. "He could learn." you say to her with a shrug making Chat blush even more. "Do you seriously want to see our boyfriends have sex with each other?" Ladybug asks sarcastically. "You didn't really just ask me that, did you? I'll bring the wine if you make the popcorn." you reply with a smile as you wiggle your eyebrows at her. "Right, I keep forgetting that I'm dealing with a bunch of one-track minded pervs." she sighs as she walks toward the tour bus. "Mmm... maybe some other time, kitty." Viperion whispers in Chat's ear in a slow and sexy tone to tease him and make him blush more as the three of you follow Ladybug. You notice security is pretty lax around the area. There are bouncers and guards but they seem to be pretty content in letting the fence do their job for them as they chatter with the roadies, drink beers, and play mumblety-peg. "See? I told you I'd get us in. No problem." Viperion says confidently as you walk up to the bus and open the door while looking back at him. "Hey, you were right. It was a piece of cak-" you begin to say as a crocodile on a chain lunges at your face and snaps at you from the doorway nearly decapitating you as you cross the threshold. "You're about to be a suitcase, motherfucker!" you shout as you point your MAC50 pistol between the large animal's eyes before Viperion grabs your wrist forcing you to lower your weapon. "I don't think Jagged would appreciate you killing his beloved pet crocodile. Not only that, but firing off that hand cannon of yours will alert every bouncer and guard nearby. Isn't that right, Fang? Who's a good boy? You are!" he says to you before playfully scratching the massive crocodile under its chin making it roll onto its back and its tongue loll out of its mouth happily. "Oi! What's all the fuckin' commotion out here?" Jagged says as he walks out holding a half bottle of whiskey from the back of the bus. "Good evening, Mr. Stone!" Ladybug says happily as you all stand in the doorway. "Oh. Ladybug! Chat Noir! What a pleasant surprise! Come on in! Me tour bus is your tour bus." the inebriated rock star says as he shoos Fang away from the door permitting you entrance. "Put it away." Chat whispers to you glancing down at your handgun. "Sorry, Chaton." you whisper back as you steal a quick kiss and replace the MAC50 back into your jacket pocket.
"So what brings you all here tonight?" Jagged asks as he takes a gulp of rotgut. "Um... our friend is interested in purchasing some uh..." Ladybug begins before you interrupt her. "Party favors!" you grin at the rocker. "Party favors? Why didn't you say so in the first place? I make a lot more money than I can smoke these days anyway. You want some blow?" Jagged says as he gets out a silver tray with a huge pile of cocaine on it. "Oh, no thank you. We're just looking for some weed." Ladybug explains. "Let's not be too hasty here, Ladybug." you say as you roll up a Euro into a straw and partake in a line of Columbian pure making Chat Noir fold his arms and give you an annoyed look. "You shouldn't do cocaine, it's bad for you." Ladybug says. "What are you? Their fuckin' mum all of a sudden? Don't be such a bloody Mary Sue, Ladybug!" Jagged says as he does a line next prompting Viperion to give him the exact same annoyed look that Chat just gave you. "Anyway, Ladybug is right. I'm looking for a bit of weed to smoke before the fireworks. It'll kick in the absinthe and the booze again quite nicely." you tell him as you do another line of coke. "Please stop it. I worry about you. No more!" Chat whispers in your ear after you finish your line. "I'll stop if you really want me to, but you know what it'll cost you." you say as you smile at your concerned young lover. "Very well, but no more... please?" he asks as he gives you a loving kiss on your lips. "You're the boss, Chaton. No more." you agree with the hero as you return the Euro to your pocket. "You only wanted two little bumps? Bloody lightweight you are!" Jagged says as he takes a massive line of the booger sugar up his nose making Viperion grumble and narrow his eyes. You notice that Viperion didn't really seem to care if you did cocaine or not, but he was furious whenever Jagged did some. The opposite was true of Chat Noir, except he seemed to be more worried about you than angry. "Can we just score some smoke? I really didn't plan on attending a coke party tonight!" Viperion says looking annoyed. "Alright, mate. Keep your bloomin' shirt on, I'm gettin' it!" Jagged says as he rummages in his couch and produces a large bag of weed that you can smell from the other side of the bus. You notice Ladybug whisper something in Viperion's ear and rub his back making him relax a bit. "How much do I owe you, Mr. Stone? you ask as you pinch your nostrils and sniffle loudly. "Not much, it's a holiday and I'm feelin' fuckin' generous." Jagged replies as you agree to a more than fair price and pay him for your drugs.
"I got a little time before I gotta go out on stage. You wanna stay and try out the pot while you're still here? I got me a new bong that's the dog's bollocks!" Jagged says with a friendly smile. "Wait... you made a pipe out of a dog's testicles?" you ask the cockney rocker making him erupt into hysterical laughter. "That's NOT what dog's bollocks means." Chat Noir whispers in your ear as he attempts to stifle a snicker. "You'll have to excuse our friend, they're not from around here." Ladybug explains with a giggle. "Yeah, I can bloody well see that, luv!" Jagged replies before erupting into another boisterous laugh. "We can stay and do a couple of bong rips with you, Mr. Stone." Viperion chimes in with a chuckle. "Dynamite, mate! I'll fire one up then!" Jagged says as he fills a large demon head bong with weed so green it practically glowed in the dark. He takes a gigantic hit of it and passes it to Ladybug while he begins to play Skull Full of Bong Hits by Cannabis Corpse on his guitar for the four of you in between bong hits. Jagged was an amazing guitarist, even better than Luka but not by much. Ladybug takes a big hit of the bong and holds it before going into a loud coughing fit and passing it to Viperion. He easily takes a large hit and passes it to Chat Noir who hits it and also has a coughing fit before passing it to you. You take a large hit and cough before returning it to Jagged Stone. You repeat this cycle for about an hour before Jagged has to start getting ready for the concert. He plays a few other songs to warm up before politely escorting the four of you to the door so he could finish getting ready. You all politely thank him for the drugs and the music and wish him luck during his show. The four of you exit the tour bus releasing a large cloud of smoke from the door as you walk out. "So what now?" Viperion asks. "We're going to the top of the Eiffel tower to get stoned and watch the fireworks up close. Plus, I have something I have to do up there. It's important." Chat informs him. "What do you need to do?" you ask the cat boy. "Something special and something I hope you never forget." he responds with a cheerful smile.
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