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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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Your ears were ringing and you felt quite strange. You fade out of your daze to see a panicked Chat Noir slapping you in your chest as you stand there. He's saying something to you but it's muffled. "HEY! HEY!!! WAKE UP!" you finally hear him say as he shakes you by your shoulders as you start to snap out of it and almost fall over. "Don't worry, I got you. Are you ok? If you were trying to scare me, congratulations you succeeded." Chat says looking extremely worried. "I-I'm ok." you manage to say as he holds onto you. "Are you sure you're alright? You got really pale and your eyes rolled back and your lips turned blue. What happened?" he asks you as he hugs you tightly preventing you from falling onto the dance floor. "I...I... don't know. I think I saw beyond." you say as you blink trying to regain your senses. "What do. you mean beyond?" he asks you curiously. "I don't know what I mean. I feel like someone is trying to tell me something. It happened to me twice today." you say as you shake your head to drown out the ringing in your ears. "You're not making any sense, I think we might have taken too much absinthe. Come on, we'll sit down." he says helping you over to a nearby chair. "Thanks, pretty eyes." you say giving him a weak smile. "Do you need me to take you to the hospital or something?" Chat asks kneeling down between your knees in front of the chair. "No way. I'm not spending my last few hours in Paris inside of a damn hospital. Just hand me one of my cigarettes, I'll be fine." you tell him as you rest your forearms on your knees and lean forward in the chair. Chat Noir rummages in your jacket pocket and finds your cigarettes. "Coffin Nails? Where do you even find this brand?" he asks pulling a cigarette out of the black pack and putting it in your mouth before lighting it for you like a gentleman. "I get them sent through the mail about once a month or so. I like the little skull on the front of the pack." you explain as you shake the cigarette pack to show him before returning it to your jacket pocket. "Maybe your body is trying to tell you to take better care of yourself. I never see you drink water and you rarely eat any vegetables. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a suffocating fish. Maybe this is why you're getting dizzy spells." Chat explains as he feels your head and face. "Thank you, Dr. Noir. I'll have an apple and you can examine me when we get back." you say with a weak dazed laugh. "You seem like you're feeling a little better if you're well enough to make wisecracks and hit on me." he says with a smile. "I always feel better when you're around anyway. Now come on, help me up so we can meet up with Ladybug and Viperion." you say as you smoke your cigarette. "There's no need, the song ended a while ago. They're walking over to us now." Chat says pointing to the approaching couple. Ladybug was pulling her costume back on covering her breasts, but Viperion decided to leave his around his waist letting his upper body breathe. "Hey, are you ok? You look sick or something." Ladybug asks you with a look of concern while you smoke your cigarette. "Hmm? Me? I'm fine, I probably just mixed too many kinds of alcohol or something. Maybe some weed will help us all chill a bit before the fireworks." you say as you start regaining your senses. ",How long have they been like this, Chat Noir?" Viperion asks him as Chat zones out staring at Viperion's chest. "Huh? How long has what?" he says not fully hearing his friend's question. "Chat, I'm talking to you!" Viperion says as Chat snaps out of his daze. "S-Sorry, it must be contagious." he chuckles with an embarrassed blush as he nervously scratches his neck. Chat was lying to Viperion. You saw him checking out Viperion's body. He was temporarily lost in his own dirty fantasies. "I hope you're not getting sick.too, Chat Noir." Viperion says to his friend. "I'm fine, it's nipple. Er... uh... I mean, it's no problem!" Chat says with a nervous grin. "Um... sure, Chat. Whatever you say." Viperion replies while raising an eyebrow in suspicion. You were pretty sure he caught Chat Noir checking him out, but he's not saying anything in front of you and Ladybug. "We should probably get going soon if you want to get weed before the fireworks." Ladybug says. "Yeah, that's a good idea. I could use a walk to stretch my legs." Viperion says putting his arms up and stretching while watching Chat Noir out of the corner of his eye. Chat quietly licks his lips as Viperion nonchalantly rubs his own chest once again snapping Chat out of his gay daydream. Viperion grins and glances over at you with a wink. He DEFINITELY caught him that time, and both of you know it. Ladybug and Chat Noir have no idea what just transpired, but you give Viperion a nod to let him know you saw what happened.
"Come on, squirt. Let's get going." you grin at Chat Noir with a wink as you finish your cigarette and get up from the chair. "Squirt? Why do you call him squirt? Chat Noir is taller than you are." Ladybug asks you with confusion. Chat widens his eyes at you silently pleading with you not to tell her and Viperion about his little semen accident on the dance floor earlier. "Oh, it's just a pet name I like to call him. He's my little squirt." you say glancing over at a relived Chat Noir. "Squirt sounds like something you'd call a dog with a weak bladder, or a horny teenager that cums in their pants. It seems like an odd choice for a romantic pet name." Ladybug says as she scratches her head and you cover your mouth to stifle a snicker as Chat Noir blushes a deep red again. "It's an inside joke between us, isn't that right?" you ask the blushing cat boy as you all leave the firehouse together. "Uh... yeah. It makes them um... feel tall to call me squirt." Chat says as he glances over at you. "Happy Bastille day, my pupils." you hear a man's voice with a Chinese accent say when you all walk back into the streets. "Master Fu!" Ladybug says as she runs up and hugs him. Viperion quickly pulls his costume back over his exposed chest while Chat zips up his costume and wipes off the lipstick marks. "Hi, Master Fu! Happy Bastille day!" they both say as they quickly make themselves look more presentable for their Sensei. "Greetings, students! Are you enjoying the national holiday?" he asks with a friendly smile. "Yes, Master Fu! How about yourself?" Ladybug replies. "Indeed I am. I thought I'd come out and see the people. How are YOU today? Are you taking good care of my students?" Fu asks you with a more serious tone than he gives the three heroes. "Me? I'm doing alright, the students are fine." you inform the guardian. "You look different than the last time I saw you. You look as though the ancients have spoken to you." Fu says with a serious demeanor. "The ancients? Are you talking about those songs? I wouldn't exactly consider Yazoo ancient." you say to Master Fu. "I would. I think my mom listens to Yazoo." Ladybug snickers. "Sometimes the ancients don't use words to speak. Sometimes they speak through music or literature, sometimes other things. Have you seen any visions of animals?" Fu says looking at you. "Animals? Maybe. I swear I keep seeing references to dogs or wolves or something around Paris, why?" you ask him. "Aru." Master Fu says quietly. "Huh? What is Aru?" Ladybug asks the ancient master. "Aru is a being I haven't heard mentioned in well over a century. Don't concern yourself about it. Aru has probably been lost to the sands of time long ago. I should get going. It was pleasant seeing you all again, farewell." Master Fu says as he turns to walk down an alley. He turns around giving you a very bizarre look before he continues on his way. You turn to glance at your superhero friends before turning back to Fu, but quickly realize that he's gone. He probably walked into the crowd, but Master Fu was rather mysterious. It would have been just as plausible for him to vanish into thin air as well.
"Does Fu seem weird to you? Like weirder than he usually is?" you ask the heroes. "I noticed he was looking at you strangely. You don't have a Miraculous, do you?" Chat Noir asks you. "A Miraculous? Like your ring? I don't have any rings. I'd like to get a badass skull one sometime though." you reply to the cat boy. "It doesn't have to be a ring, mine are earrings and Viperion's is a bracelet." Ladybug says pointing at her earrings as Viperion shows you his snake bracelet. "Hey, my friend Luka has a bracelet just like that one! Is his a Miraculous too, you think?" you ask Viperion as you examine his bracelet. "L-Luka? Um... no, probably not. I think Luka has a knockoff that he bought from Hot Topic or something. Mine is the real deal." Viperion explains. "Nice save." Chat Noir quietly mutters to Viperion making him smile as you all continue walking towards the Eiffel tower. "I still never heard him mention any Aru before. Something is up with Master Fu." Ladybug says. "I'm sure Fu will tell us if we need to know." Viperion interjects. "I wouldn't count on it. Master Fu is pretty tight-lipped about these sorts of things." Chat reminds them. "What does any of that have to do with me though? I don't play around with your magic stuff." you explain to the trio. "Maybe you have a Miraculous and are unaware. You don't have any jewelry or anything, do you?" Ladybug asks you. "Just my spikes, but I doubt they're magical." you say taking off your spiked wristband and handing it to her. "Nah, this isn't a Miraculous. This is just leather, spikes, and screws. This doesn't have any enchantments or mythical powers." Ladybug says as she examines your bracelet before returning it to you. "Then I have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe the old man is starting to go senile. You might need to put him in a home for elderly sages or something. Which old folks home did they end up sending Chen Ming Kan and Yoda to? You might want to send him there." you advise them confidently as you put your wristband back on. "How high are you right now? I'm not even going to attempt to explain why ALL of that is incorrect. Yoda? Seriously?" Viperion says looking befuddled. "It's nice to see that I'm not the only one they drive crazy." Chat says before smirking at you. "You drive me crazy too, squirt." you reply with a sexy grin. "Shh! Please stop it!" Chat whispers in your ear as he blushes again. "All right, I'll be nice... for now." you whisper back before playfully nibbling his ear making him giggle happily.
"So where is Jagged's tour bus anyway?" you ask as you continue walking. "It's parked near the stage setup beneath the Eiffel tower. Leave it to me, I'll get us in." Viperion says. "You have a VIP card for a bus too?" you ask him skeptically. "Viperion can usually get into Jagged's hangouts pretty easily." Chat Noir informs you. "I noticed that at Le Cabaret de L 'Enfer. What's up with that anyway? Is he tight with Luka or Juleka?" you ask. "Yeah, I'm good friends with all of them. It's almost like we're one big, happy, family." Viperion smirks before Ladybug elbows him. "We just need to get in and see him. Jagged probably remembers us from last time. Besides, Chat's a former employee." you tell the heroes. "Former employee? Chat Noir worked for Jagged Stone?" Ladybug asks as she raises an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah. I-I um... helped him with one of his shows once." Chat explains with a blush. "It was cool until it turned into Altamont." you explain to her. As you approach the Eiffel tower you hear Sulphur Injection by Apostasy blasting loudly over enormous screaming skull-shaped speakers and see a stage between them with various pyrotechnics ready to be fired off. There's a long black tour bus parked nearby. "Dad- er... Jagged Stone should be on that bus over there." Viperion says as the four of you approach the tour bus.
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