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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
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<WBY lounging around as Ruby steps into the dorm>

Ruby: “I can’t believe this. After all the stuff that happened with the Grimm attacking the city people keep coming up to me saying they saw me on the news and asking for my autograph and-”

<Ruby collapses on her bed, exhausted>

Ruby: “I don’t know how you guys are handling it so well”

Blake: “It’s not so bad. I used to get recognised a lot back home”

Weiss: “By people who knew your parents?”

Blake: “Mostly by people on the street shouting ‘That’s her, officer!’”

<RWY stare dumbfounded>

Blake, flatly: “That was a joke”

<Ruby and Weiss are heading through Skyport security on their way to a vacation spot in Vacuo. Little does Weiss know but Ruby planned to use this as the perfect opportunity to finally propose to her girlfriend. Ruby drops her bag on the scanner conveyor belt as she steps through the checkpoint>

Skyport Security: “Excuse me miss, could you open your bag for me”

<Ruby retrieves her bag and opens it up>

Skyport Security: “Could you remove whatever’s in that pocket right there”

<Ruby pulls out her spare scroll charger cable>

Skyport Security: “That’s fine miss, you can put that back now”

<Ruby starts putting her bag away when the Security Officer spots a conspicuous looking black box at the bottom of her bag>

Skyport Security: “I’m sorry miss, could you please open that box for me”

<Ruby freezes in place as she realises the officer is pointing to the box where she had concealed the ring. The ring that Weiss knew nothing about. The same Weiss that was looking right at her waiting for her to get through security>

Ruby, trying to keep her voice level: “Would it be ok if I didn’t?”

<Beat>

Skyport Security: “I’m sorry miss, it’s for security purposes. Could you please open the box?”

Ruby, fighting to keep the panic from her voice: “Um, you see, I can’t because… right now, I-”

<The security officer presses down on a panic button concealed under the desk. Other security officers begin moving towards them and unclipping their weapons at their belts. The senior security officer steps forwards>

Senior Skyport Security: “Excuse me, miss. Please can you follow our instructions and open the box right now”

Ruby, holding her hands up as she tries to defuse the situation: “Seriously, it’s ok. No need to panic. Just please, don’t make me open the box”

Weiss tries to step forward: “Ruby, I really think you should-”

Senior Skyport Security, as the officers begin to draw their weapons: “Miss, I won’t ask you again. You need to open the box right now”

<Ruby reluctantly takes out the box and lays it on the table>

Ruby, turning to Weiss: “Weiss, just so you know, I didn’t want you to find out like this”

<Ruby opens the box, reaches in and holds up a familiar looking black Pembroke Welsh Corgi>

Ruby: “I brought Zwei with us on our trip”

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<After packing up her bag beneath the bemused look of the security staff, and paying the fine for carriage of an undeclared Corgi, Ruby and Weiss step away into the Skyport. Ruby reminds herself that as soon as she gets to Vacuo she would need to get the number for an emergency Vet, one capable of discreetly recovering an engagement ring from inside a Corgi>

<After graduating from Beacon Ruby and Yang take on a part time position training new Huntsman students. Amongst their jobs is for managing the admin for Visiting teachers from the other Kingdoms>

Ruby, holding up a contract closure form: “Hey Yang, this form says to arrange for transfer of Huntsman Arc back to Atlas. Do you know anything about this?”

Yang: “Yeah, you know Jaunes actually from Atlas, right?”

Ruby: “Our Jaune? He never mentioned that”

Yang: “Yeah, kept that rather quiet didn’t he. Might be he’s not too keen on going back home”

Ruby: “What do you mean? His assignments up so he has to go back. We’ll just call in a transport from Atlas like usual”

Yang: “I don’t know, might be harder than you think. Rumour is they don’t really want him back either”

Ruby: “Why wouldn’t they want him back?”

<Ruby starts making a call to Atlas>

Yang with a grin: “Something about getting the Head of SDC’s daughter in ‘The Family Way’. Frankly, if I’d done that with one of Jacques Schnees kids, I’d be nervous about going back too”

Ruby: “Oh, that’s just superstitious-”

Atlas Operative: “Hello, Atlas Command”

Ruby: “Hello, this is Ruby Rose from Beacon Academy. We have an Atlas Huntsman requesting transport back to Atlas”

Atlas Operative: “What’s the name?”

Ruby: “Huntsman Arc, Jaune Arc”

Atlas Operative: “Ok just looking up now. Wait, did you say- Oh no, it’s Arc!”

<Ruby hears a low groan on the other end of the call>

Atlas Operative, moaning: “Are his four years up already?”

Ruby, insistent: “Yes they are. And he’s completed his assignment so we need you to arrange a transport to Beacon to collect him”

Atlas Operative: “I’m afraid that’s not possible, Miss. We’ve run out of… airships”

Ruby, starting to get ticked off: “You’re the Atlas military. You don’t run out of airships!”

Atlas Operative: “I’m afraid we have, Miss. Nothing I can do”

Ruby: “Well then put me through to someone in charge”

Atlas Operative: “Very well, putting you through now”

Yang with a sly grin: “I told you so”

<Ruby shot her sister a glare>

“Hello”

Ruby: “Yes, this is Ruby Rose calling from Beacon Academy. Are you the person in charge?”

Jacques: “You’re speaking to Jacques Schnee, of course I’m in charge. Now look, I’m a very busy man, what do you want?”

Ruby: “Well as I was explaining, we’ve got something of yours here and you don’t seem to want to come and collect it”

Jacques: “Don’t be daft girl. If you’ve got something of ours, we’ll send out an airship and come and pick it up immediately. Now, what is it?”

Ruby: “It’s Huntsman Jaune Arc”

Jacques, the verge of panic: “Good god, that idiot. He’s not coming anywhere near me, or my daughter. Besides, we’ve run out of airships. Goodbye!”

<Call abruptly ends. Ruby turns to face Yang with a look of annoyance>

<Beat>

Yang, with a shit-eating grin: “Well, that went well”

<Ruby sits eagerly clutching her interview letter to Beacon Academy. She was meeting with the Deputy Headmistress of Beacon to confirm her place for next semester. Ruby is called into Professor Goodwitch’s office, sitting herself down at the seat across from Professor Goodwitch>

Goodwitch: “Ah, Miss Rose. Good to meet you”

Ruby, shaking Professor Goodwitch’s hand: “Likewise, Professor”

Goodwitch, reviewing Ruby’s file: “We’ll start with the standard interview questions. What made you interested in applying to Beacon Academy?”

Ruby: “Well I’ve always wanted to help people, to grow up and be a protector of innocent people. I thought about doing an internship with the police but the Huntsman Academy just seemed so much bolder and more glamourous”

Goodwitch: “You don’t worry about it being, dangerous?”

Ruby: “Well yeah but that’s what we’re here for after all, to train to be the people who help those who can’t help themselves”

Goodwitch: “That’s very good to hear, Miss Rose. And it’s certainly true that Beacon Academy is well known for training some of the very best Huntsman working to protect-”

<Glynda’s scroll rumbles on her desk>

Goodwitch: “My apologises, Miss Rose”

Goodwitch answering her scroll: “Yes? Is this urgent, I’m-

What do you mean mauled? Yes, I know what-

Don’t be absurd, I’m sure the bloods not everywhere. Is it in Atlas? Is it drenched across the Emerald Forest? Then get a hold of yourself! Have you at least stopped the bleeding?

Just use a towel. Use his, he’s not exactly in a position to care about that now. Now, where’s the rest of the leg?

Well, he’s hardly likely to get it back now is he.

Look, I’m in a meeting. I’ll have to call you back”

<Goodwitch finishes the call before returning to Ruby>

Goodwitch: “Sorry about that. Now, where were…”

<Ruby stares ashen faced at Glynda>

Ruby, nervously shuffling out of her seat: “Actually, Professor Goodwitch. I think I might just take that internship with the Vale Traffic Police”

<Beacon Academy holds a charity bachelorette auction. Weiss steps onto the stage in a dazzling display only to be met by cavernous silence. Weiss begins to lose her composure until she notices Ruby sitting at the front of the crowd. Ruby throws up her auction board. With no other interest Rubys bid wins.

Weiss returns backstage as Blake stepped out to take her place, feeling the tension rising inside of her at the prospect that Ruby was the one who had ‘won’ her. Both of them had spent the past few days overhearing exactly what Yang intended to do to Blake after she ‘won’ her. Most of those involved a collar and lead (Without specifying exactly who would be wearing it).

Weiss decided that she would need to lay down some proper ground rules.

Ruby steps through the stage door and practically skips towards Weiss>

Weiss: “Hello Ruby, congratulations on your winning bid. I’m sure you’re well aware of what Yang and Blake intend to get up. I’m not sure exactly what your intentions were towards this evening but I can assure you that no such, smut, will be occurring with me”

<Ruby looks at her quizzically. Clearly Weiss would need to be even more uncharacteristically blunt than usual>

Weiss: “Just to be absolutely clear, this date is solely for the purpose of supporting a charity event as representatives of Beacon Academy. Therefore, there is to be no kissing, no intimate touching, caressing, heavy petting, removal of outer or inner clothing, flirtatious whispering and absolutely no intercourse of any kind. Is that clear?”

Ruby with a completely unfazed expression: “Oh, yeah I totally get that. Now for the night, I was planning to stay over in JNPR’s room so you have the dorm room all to yourself to get ready. I’ll come and pick you up at seven and then I’ve rented a private car to take us to a theatre screening from the finalists at the Mistral Art Festival. For dinner, I’ve made reservations at your favourite Sushi Place in the Vale shopping district. After that we can take a moonlit stroll along the quay which should have us both back here just before midnight. How does that sound?”

<Weiss stands completely stunned by Ruby’s thoughtfulness>

Weiss, fighting to keep the eagerness from her voice: “Well, perhaps I was a little overzealous in my, objections. Perhaps as the evening progresses, we might see our way to mutually lifting certain ‘restrictions’”

<In the sense of ‘This dress is feeling awfully restrictive, would you mind lifting it for me and while you’re down there could you look to do something about that little moisture problem’ Wink, wink>

Ruby (Deliberately or not) completely missing the hint: “No Weiss, you were right. This is a fun event for charity and we should do everything we can to maintain proper respect and decorum as befits our positions as Beacon students”

Weiss, fighting to keep the disappointment from her voice: “But, sex”

<Weiss returns to the RWBY dorm, dropping down onto her bed in a huff>

Ruby: “Whoa Weiss, what’s got you steamed?”

Weiss: “My mother just called. Apparently, she’s arranged, all of her own volition, for me to spend my holiday week at my Grandmothers estate”

Yang, deadpan as she lowers her scroll: “Damn. A week spent in a luxury estate; how will you cope?”

<Weiss rolled over on her bunk to face her>

Weiss: “If you’re so enamoured you can go. For me though, I’ll be happy to have as little to do with my Grandparents as possible”

Ruby: “What do you mean? Grandparents are great! They play games with you, go on walks together, give you lots of treats”

Weiss: “So that’s where it all started”

<Weiss rolled back over on her back>

Weiss: “As for me, visiting my grandparents means an entire week surrounded by doddering old racists left to shuffle around a long-forgotten wing of some old country house, and with good reason. At least, that’s when I’m not being made to attend garden parties and make small talk with people on how General Ironwood is much too soft and how ‘They should all be strung up by varying parts of their anatomy like in my day’.

Blake: “For once, I’m with Weiss on this. Every time I go to see my grandmother all she does is spend the entire time telling me about all the people she used to know”

Blake, putting on an elderly woman voice: “Do you remember Linde? She’s just died. Remember Morphew? He’s just died”

Blake: “And every time I have to tell her ‘Grandma, you’re not in the war anymore. Now get off that roof and give me the gun!’”

<RWY stare shocked>

Blake, flatly: “That was a joke”

Yang, concerned: “Blake your idea of humour is becoming increasingly bizarre and unsettlingly dark”

Blake, sarcastic: “Oh, hello. I don’t think we’ve been introduced. Blake Belladonna, former terrorist”

<Team RWBY and Team CFVY are having drinks together. Weiss starts chatting with Yatsuhashi>

Weiss: “I have to say, you’re the first person I’ve met who’s over 7’ tall”

<Weiss takes another sip of her drink>

Weiss, slightly tipsy: “I guess what I’d be curious to know is ‘Are you all in proportion?’”

<Coco sidles up beside Weiss>

Coco, with a sly grin: “Oh, honey. Trust me, if he was, he’d be 8’ 3”

<Ruby, Weiss and Yang are out walking in the Vale Park when Weiss notices something poking out of the bushes. Weiss pulls it out only to realise it’s a tattered adult magazine>

Weiss, holding it by her finger tips as far away as she could as she swiftly disposed of it in a proper bin: “What sort of degenerate would leave this kind of, filth, just lying around?”

Yang, defensively: “This isn’t filth. This was my childhood. Growing up you’d be out for a walk in the woods or the park and you’d find all sorts of things hidden in bushes or under trees. Good times”

Weiss: “You were a child; you shouldn’t have even been looking at this sort of thing in the first place. I hope you didn’t try to corrupt Ruby with this sort of, smut”

Yang: “Naw, Ruby was too young for that sort of thing back then. It’s all different now you know, you can get most of this stuff online. I remember this particular one though, ‘Kingdom Huntresses: Big Guns and Big Guns”

Yang turns to Weiss with a smug grin: “You see, it’s Huntresses posing with their weapons and they all have big-”

Weiss swiftly interjects: “Yes, thank you Yang”

<Beat>

Ruby: “She means breasts. They all have big breasts”

<General Ironwood has dispatched the Atlas fleet to Menagerie to supress a ‘Faunus Rebellion’ orchestrated by the White Fang. Ironwood stands on the bridge of his flagship with Winter as his personal guard beside him>

Communications Officer: “Sir, we’ve received an encrypted signal from Atlas Command. It contains the latest tactical analysis and battle strategies for the operation”

Ironwood: “Send it to my terminal”

<Ironwood inputs his command codes and downloads the data to a secure disk. Ironwood retrieves the disk from the terminal>

Ironwood: “We can’t be too careful with security. Intelligence warns that there is a high risk of Faunus infiltration across the entire fleet”

<Ironwood glares suspiciously at Winter>

Ironwood turns to one of his subordinates: “Ensign, what’s your name?”

Ensign with long dark hair topped with a black bow salutes: “Ensign Purr-sen, sir”

Ironwood, handing over the disk: “Purr-sen, I’m assigning you to deliver these plans down to Operations immediately. Take all necessary precautions and make sure they arrive securely”

Ensign Purr-sen, eagerly saluting: “Yes, sir”

<Winter watches as the Ensign steps away, hearing a faint purring as she leaves>

Winter, whispering: “General, I think there may be something about that Ensign that-”

Ironwood: “Yes, I see it too. That strapping young woman has her eyes set squarely on the officers’ stripes, and I think she might just get it”

<Winter glances behind her out of the main viewscreen and notices an Atlesian transport departing the ship and heading towards a distant White Fang ship. A sense of despair passed over her>

<Yang sits in the cafeteria having lunch with Raz, an exchange student from another Kingdom. The pair stare across the cafeteria>

Raz: “I’m telling you, she has so much more definition”

Yang: “Yeah, but her’s is bigger”

Raz: “Of course you’re only interested in size. For me, it’s all about quality over quantity. I mean, just look at how tight it is”

Yang: “You’re saying my girls not tight? You could bounce a round off that thing and it’ll end up embedded in the ceiling”

Raz: “But you’ve never seen her in a racing swimsuit”

Yang: “And you’ve never seen her in a Yukata”

Raz: “What’s so special about that? You can’t even see anything”

Yang: “Think of it like a naked apron, it’s all about what you can’t see that matters”

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<Blake and Kai sit across the cafeteria, serenely drinking tea and coffee respectively. The two idly glance over at Yang and Raz taking an unsubtle interest in them>

Kai: “What do you think they’re talking about?”

Blake: “Probably something stupid like lifting weights or motorcycles or which of us has the better butt”

Kai: “I don’t know why they bother. I mean, there’s clearly no point in comparing after all”

<Beat>

Blake: “I'm glad that we agree”

<Blake and Kai continue serenely sipping their drinks>

<Weiss, Blake and Yang lay lounging around the dorm in their pyjamas. Ruby was spending the evening over at Penny’s>

Yang: “Let’s face it Weiss, you aren’t exactly the most spontaneous person”

Weiss: “What do you mean I’m not spontaneous?”

Yang: “Well you do tend think everything to death before you do it”

Weiss: “That’s because you and Ruby are so ridiculously impulsive that I have to be constantly on edge for things that could get us all either shot or arrested. A very real possibility when either of you are involved”

Blake: “Much as I love you, I have to agree with Yang on this one. You do have a tendency to get wrapped up in details on everything”

Yang with a devilish grin: “See, listen to your sexy kitty girlfriend and cut loose once in a while”

<Beat>

Weiss, with a huff: “Fine. You think I’m not spontaneous enough?”

<Weiss gets up from her bed without another word and heads to the adjoining dorm bathroom. Several lingering moments pass before Weiss re-emerges with a triumphant grin on her face>

Weiss, overcome with supreme smugness: “Well Blake, what do you think of that?”

<Blake stares at Weiss>

Blake: “What do you mean?”

Weiss smirks as she holds up her scroll: “Check your scroll”

<Blake checks her scroll>

Blake, confused: “Sorry, did you send me something?”

Weiss, losing some of her smugness: “I sent a; you know…”

<Weiss nervously re-checks her scroll. She finds the message she sent with her nightdress pulled up, winking at the camera with the caption ‘A little something for my favourite kitty to show you my spontaneous side’. Message sent to-

Weiss’s face goes ashen white>

Weiss, with a look of grim realisation: “I sent it to Kali Belladonna”

Yang: “You what?”

Blake: “Why would you send something like that to my mother?”

Weiss, hastily trying to explain: “Obviously I didn’t mean too! They’re right next to eachother in my contacts and in the moment I-”

<Weiss’s scroll pings. Weiss checks her messages>

Weiss: “It’s from Kali”

Message from Kali: Well, that certainly was an unexpected surprise. And here I was getting ready for a bath myself. It seems only fair for me to, return the favour.

<Weiss receives a photo of Kali sitting on the edge of a steaming hot bath, drawing out the front of her dark Yukata bathrobe to reveal her pert breast topped by her erect pink nipple>

Further message from Kali: Maybe next time you’re here I’ll be able to tempt you with a bit of a ‘Cat’s Lick’, nyan.

<Beat>

Weiss looking up to Blake: “I think I might be accidentally having an affair with your mother”

<Ruby and Weiss are forced to isolate together after coming into contact with an infected person. As Blake and Yang were away on a battle partner exercise, they’re able to continue living in a separate dorm room.

Ruby and Weiss hear a knock at the door>

Yang from behind the door: “Can I come in?”

Ruby: “Are you asking if we’re decent?”

Weiss: “When has that ever stopped her before?”

<The door to the RWBY dorm eases open. Yang waddles in wearing a full-body, bright yellow hazmat suit like the opening to a B-movie Zombie flick carrying a lunch tray from the cafeteria>

Yang: “Food delivery”

Weiss: “Yang, we’re not even showing any symptoms. It’s just a precaution”

Yang: “Still, can’t be too careful”

<Yang gingerly steps forwards, holding the tray out at arm’s length for Weiss to accept like she was handling unstable material. Quickly stepping away Yang fumbled into her pocket and dumped an ample supply of hand gel onto her gloved hands.

Weiss rolls her eyes in ever growing despair as Yang steps back, closing the door behind her.

Ruby and Weiss prepare to eat as they hear a tearing noise from just outside the door. Weiss gets up to investigate. Opening the door, Weiss finds Yang crouched in front of the door holding a line of red tape between her hands. A similar diagonal line of tape was already stuck to the front of the dorm door>

Weiss: “What’s that for?”

Yang: “Plague”

<Yang reaches forwards to stick the line of tape across the front of Weiss’s skirt>

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<Ruby hands Yang a piece of her lunch as the sisters sit on the dorm floor leaning against Blakes bed. Yang, having pulled off her wrecked helmet, holds a chilled can of ‘People Like Grapes’ to nurse her swiftly blackening eye. Across the dorm, Weiss sits at her desk serenely eating her meal, trying her best to ignore the pair of dolts she’s now forced to spend the next 10 days with in isolation>

Yang, with a self-satisfied grin: “Totally worth it”

<Yang returns to the dorm to see Ruby focusing on her scroll>

Yang: “Hey sis, what you up to?”

Ruby: “Weiss has been trying to teach me Atlesian (German). She’s started texting me a new word every day and I’ve got to put it into a sentence for next time we meet”

<Rubys scroll pings, Ruby checks it>

Ruby: “It’s Weiss’s new word, ‘Notgeil’. Let’s see…”

<Ruby checks the word in a translation app. Her eyes go wide>

Ruby, surprised: “Ok, I wasn’t expecting that”

Yang: “What is it?”

<Ruby holds her scroll for Yang to see>

Yang with a shit-eating grin: “Oh Weiss, you little minx you”

<Rubys scroll buzzes, a call from Weiss>

Ruby, putting her scroll on speaker: “Hey Weiss”

Weiss, sounding on the verge of panic: “Ruby, did you get the text I sent?”

Ruby: “Yeah, I just-”

Weiss, still panicking: “Ruby, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to send you that. I meant to spell ‘Notgeld’ and it autocorrected and-”

Yang, still with a deep grin: “Oh don’t worry Weiss, there’s no need to be embarrassed. In fact, I’ve thought of a rather appropriate sentence for it. How’s about ‘Weiss Schnee ist super durstig’”

<Ruby and Yang hear a low mewling cry from the other end of the call>

To save you all rushing to Google Translate:

Notgeld - Emergency Money
Notgeil - Emergency Horny
Weiss Schnee ist super durstig - Weiss could use a drink

I’m not sure whether this phrase has passed over widely to the US (Forgive me if this is incredibly patronising) but a ‘Cat’s Lick’ is British slang for a quick wash (Face and hands). What Kali is offering here… may be something a bit different

You’ll also notice I never mentioned which daughter Jaune got in ‘The Family Way’. I like to think it was Winter.
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada