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Whoops	By : GeorgeGlass Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 100050 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 8
Disclaimer: I do not own or even rent The Loud House. (If I did, my security deposit would be long gone by now.) I made no money from writing this story.

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Chapter 6
“Here,” Lisa said, handing Lincoln a glass of water with her free hand even as she continued to masturbate him. “No doubt you are in need of hydration.”
Lincoln drank most of the water in one draught. He hadn’t realized how thirsty he was. When he finished the water, he took a deep breath and spoke.
“But Lisa-” he began.
“Before you express your concerns about my anatomic readiness for shexual intercourse,” Lisa interrupted, even as she continued to gently stroke Lincoln’s hard-again shaft, “I will inform you that I removed my own hymen under local anesthesia several weeks ago.”
Lincoln blinked. “Why?”
“It served no physiological purpose,” Lisa replied simply. “I am considering doing the same with my appendix.”
“Eegh,” Lincoln said, squinching up his face.
“Forgive me,” Lisa responded. “That remark was not conducive to sexual arousal. Perhaps it would be more useful for me to explain that I wish to perform the act of coitus with you in the fashion commonly associated with Canis familiaris.”
“Cani-? Oh! Doggystyle!” Lincoln exclaimed cheerfully.
“Correct,” Lisa said with a smile.
“Well yeah, I’m up for-” He paused. “I mean, I would be delighted to accommodate you.”
Lisa’s smile widened into a grin. “Just as I will be delighted to accommodate you.”
With great efficiency, Lisa pulled off her heavy green sweater, kicked off her shoes, and dropped her red trousers and plain white underpants.
“Ooooh,” the small girl said eagerly, now wearing nothing but her glasses. A red flush of sexual excitement was breaking out across her small chest. “I already feel the lordosis reflex overcoming me.”
She got down on all fours, displaying her wet, bald sex for her brother.
Her butt is cuter than I thought it would be. Maybe it’s from all that running around with stuff that’s about to explode.
“Wow,” Lincoln said. “You’ve got a great a- I mean, I find your glutei maximi aesthetically pleasing.”
“Oh, Lincoln,” Lisa replied, her voice growing ever huskier with lust. “The facility with which you articulate your carnal desires is further enhancing my concupiscence.”
Leni turned to Lori. “What are they saying to each other?”
“I’m not totally sure,” the older teen replied, “but I think they’re talking dirty.”
“Now, Lincoln,” Lisa purred, “mount me like a bitch in estrus!”
Lana, who had just returned to the room, griped, “Oh, she gets to have estrus.”
Lincoln, feeling energized, got up on his knees behind Lisa, eying her little ass and wet slit lustily. Minutes ago, he hadn’t been sure he could do this again, but now he felt like he couldn’t wait a moment longer. And Lincoln knew that even though Lisa was the youngest and smallest girl in the room, her cherry-flavored analgesic and previous surgical self-deflowering meant that nothing he did was likely to hurt her. Which was good, because he couldn’t make himself take this slow if he tried.
“Then get ready for some canine-style coitus!” the boy shouted.
“I am as fully prepared as- AH!” Lisa cried as Lincoln plunged into her.
Lincoln had once seen a pair of stray dogs mating, and he remembered that once the male was in, he had humped away at full speed right from the beginning. So now, sensing that Lisa’s ardor was as great as his own, Lincoln plowed her vigorously. The small girl gasped and moaned, fucking her small bottom back at him with equal energy.
“Lincoln,” Lisa panted, “If we...continue...this vigorous…copulation...I will...soon be... reduced to...monoshyllabic...utterances...of sexual... ecstasy…”
Lincoln found himself taking this as a challenge. Tightening his grip on his little sister’s hips, he replied, “Monosyllabic…is what I’m…going for…”
He kept fucking her at a full-out pace, determined to get some one-syllable exclamations out of his brainy little sister. And soon, his efforts were rewarded.
“Oh…yes…don’t…shtop…” Lisa gasped. “Not…’til…I…CUM!”
The girl thrashed with orgasm, and her tiny cunt gripped Lincoln with such force that his next thrust pushed him over the top along with her.
“AAAAAAAAAH!” the boy screamed, unloading into Lisa as though it were his first ejaculation of the week and not his ninth of the day.
Lisa collapsed onto her bed. Lincoln only barely managed to fall next to her rather than on top of her.
“Wow,” he panted. “Canine…copulation…is…”
“…awesome,” Lisa finished with an exhausted smile.
Lincoln put his arm around Lisa and just lay there spooning with her for a few minutes, both of them basking in the afterglow.
Then, down below, he began to feel stirring. He looked and saw that his cock was beginning to harden again against his little sister’s cute ass.
“I...I can’t believe it,” Lincoln gasped. “I just had sex nine times, and I still need more!”
“Hmm,” said Lisa, frowning. “I may have been a bit heavy-handed with the androgens.”
“Well, I’m up for seconds,” Lynn said eagerly.
“Me too!” agreed Leni.
“Yeah, love me two times!” shouted Luna.
Others began chiming in as well, but Lori held up her hands to silence them.
“Hold it,” she said firmly. Then, turning to her brother, she said, “You know, Lincoln, there’s something I couldn’t help but notice.”
“Wha- What’s that?” the boy asked, suddenly anxious.
Lori’s voice softened. “That you did everything you could to make this special for every one of us.” Coming over to him and stroking his hair, she continued, “So how about you let us do the same for you?”
“Yeah,” said Leni.
“Pile on!” shouted Lynn. Then, as the others looked at her questioningly, she added, “You know, in a nice way.”
The girls gathered around Lincoln. The boy felt a thrill run through his body as he wondered what they were going to do.
“For our beautiful brother,” Lucy recited, “who loves us so, / all the pleasure we can bestow.”
“In the end,” Luna added, “the love you take, is equal to the love you make.”
“Which,” Lisa chimed in, “if it were quantifiable, would no doubt add to a substantial sum.”
Gently, Lori pushed Lincoln down onto his back on the bed, saying, “Just relax and let us take care of you, little brother.”
The next thing Lincoln knew, Luna, Luan, and Lynn were running their hands all over him and taking turns kissing his lips and chest. Lucy was kissing, nuzzling, and gently nipping her way up and down his neck. Lori and Leni each took one of his hands and put it on her breasts, letting him relish their exquisite softness. Lola, Lana, and Lisa were gathered around Lincoln’s groin. Lola had just finished cleaning Lincoln’s cock with one of Lori’s moist towelettes.
“Now then,” said Lola, “let me try a little something I’ve been reading up on.”
She wrapped her small hand around the base of Lincoln’s hard shaft, then leaned over so that her open mouth was directly over her brother’s cockhead. She lowered her head, taking the tip of Lincoln’s cock in her mouth, then the head, then an inch of his shaft, and then another.
“Whoa!” Lana cried, watching more and more of Lincoln’s cock disappear into her twin’s mouth. “It’s like a magic trick!”
“Hardly,” Lisa replied. “She is merely suppressing her gag reflex. Albeit to an impressive degree.”
“Whatever. I’m gonna lick his balls!” Lana said enthusiastically. “What’re you gonna do?”
“Having had the opportunity to observe Lincoln in eight sexual liaisons and to participate in one, I believe I have determined the locations of his secondary erogenous zones. I will stimulate these accordingly.”
Lincoln had occasionally wondered what Heaven would be like. Now, lying on Lisa’s bed, surrounded by nine girls whose sole aim was to give him pleasure, he felt like he at least knew what it ought to be like.
“Woooooowwwwwww,” he murmured dreamily between sister-kisses. “But...I want....you guys...to feel good...too…”
“Don’t worry, Lincoln,” Lori said. “We’ll take care of that ourselves. Girls, fingers on the button!”
Lincoln wasn’t sure what Lori meant, but soon, through the forest of limbs and heads that were pleasuring him, he could see that the girls were rubbing themselves in the way that Lana had earlier when she had enticed him to shoot his load onto her body.
Now, Lola was bobbing her head, her throat massaging Lincoln’s cock with increasing vigor. Lana was tonguing his balls with similar enthusiasm, and Lisa had found a spot on his inner thigh that Lincoln had had no idea would feel so good under a girl’s fingers. These sensations, plus the caresses and kisses all over the rest of his body and the feel of Lori and Leni’s sweetly soft, pliant breasts in his hands, were removing him farther and farther from reality and pulling him closer to a place of ultimate ecstasy that he very much wanted to reach.
“Guys…” Lincoln whimpered. “This is...the most…amazing…”
Lola released Lincoln’s manhood from her mouth and quietly said, “Lana, dear, would you care to take over for me? I’m fairly sure that Lincoln is going to shoot his cum soon, and they say boys like it when the girl swallows.”
“You can swallow that stuff? That is so gross!” Lana replied. Then, eagerly taking hold of the base of Lincoln’s cock, she cried, “Thanks, Lola!” before plunging her brother’s shaft into her mouth.
“Oh, God!” Lincoln cried as his other little blonde sister sucked his dick like mad. “I don’t think…I’m gonna…last…much…much…”
“Put it in high gear, girls!” Lori called. The nine girls all rubbed faster and harder as they pleasured Lincoln and themselves ever more fervently.
“Oh!” Lincoln cried. “I really can’t…! I can’t…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”
His hands squeezed Lori and Leni’s breasts and his thighs clamped around Lola and Lana’s bodies as he came. Lana eagerly gulped down every drop of his seed, and then she and the other girls screamed in a massive cacophony of pleasure as they all came with their brother.
There was almost a minute of nothing but the sound of ten kids breathing. Then, at last, someone spoke.
“Um, Lisa?” Lori said. “You put some kind of birth control in that shot you gave Lincoln, right?”
“Or in those pills you gave us?” Lynn added.
“Well, I…” Lisa began. After a moment’s pause, she said, “Whoops.”
Luan chuckled. “Guess I won’t be the only one working on my delivery. Get it?”
“Too soon, Luan!” Lori barked.
“There’s no need for hysterics,” Lisa sighed. “I’ll whip up some morning-after pills.”
Leni looked at the clock on Lisa’s nightstand. “But it’s four in the afternoon.”
***
An hour later, a thoroughly showered, fully dressed Lincoln was in his room. His parents had returned from their errands, so everyone was engaged in their typical activities and generally pretending that nothing unusual had happened that afternoon.
Everyone but Lincoln, that is, who had just finished saying his first hundred Hail Marys and was now resting up for a second round. To the extent that it was possible to rest with an ice pack shoved discreetly down the front of his pants to dull the worst of the pain and swelling in his chafed, overused genitals.
From down the hall, he heard a whoop, a twanging sound, and then, from farther away, a boy shouting in anger.
“What’re you guys doing out there?” Lincoln called.
Lana’s head appeared in Lincoln’s doorway.
“Oh, just shootin’ water balloons out the window,” the overalled girl said mock-casually. “Larry Smythe was riding by on his bike.”
Lola stepped into the doorway. “We mixed a little perfume in with the water,” she added with her characteristic hint of wickedness. “You know, for that alluring, feminine scent that lasts all day.”

“Thanks, guys,” Lincoln said with a smile. In response, Lola blew him a kiss, and Lana winked at him and slapped herself on the butt before they returned to their room to fire more balloons.
So it turns out that even though some “girl stuff” is weird and awkward, some of it is pretty great, too. I guess you just have to take the bad with the good.
I think my sisters have the better end of the deal, though. I mean, it’s not like there’s such a thing as boy stuff.
Lori and Leni came in with baskets of clean laundry, which they were distributing to the rest of the family. Leni took out a stack of Lincoln’s T shirts and sweat shorts and put them on his bed.
“Here you go!” she said cheerily. Then she added, “Are you taking some kind of advanced gym class? Your gym clothes really reek lately.”
“Uhhh…” Lincoln started, not sure how to reply.
“Oh,” said Lori as she handed Lincoln a pile of his clean socks and underwear, “and the next time you do your ‘guy thing,’ use a tissue or something instead of one of your dirty socks. Because that is literally the grossest thing ever.”
“Sorry,” Lincoln said, his face turning deep red. The girls walked out.
I stand corrected.
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