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Kitty, Dudley, & the Cat Doll
Alright, most of this plot is based on the CatDog episode; 'Dummy, Dummy'. Also this will be the last chapter for 'The Kitty Katswell Show' 70's ending theme song. The new ending theme song will appear at the end of chapter 7.
It was another late Spring day in Petropolis. Things were normal, except that really annoying chipmunk girl, who was in the episode; 'Mall Rat', was getting beated up by some kids on the playground, for being annoying. But that's not the main plot. Let's see what the TUFF agents are up to. It shows Dudley in the snack room. He was fooling around, as usual. "Hmmm?" he wondered as he looked into the refrigerator. "Who's lunch, should I eat?" Then he sees a bag that said; 'Kitty Katswell. Dudley don't eat this!!!' "I know! I'll eat Kitty's lunch!!" he shouted. Then Dudley grabs the bag & opens it. "I wonder, what she got for lunch?" he said as he went through the bag. Then suddenly, a red boxing glove comes out of the bag & socks Dudley right in the face. The audience laughs. The punch knocks him to the floor. "Oh man!" Dudley said. "I didn't know, that Kitty like Hawaiian Punch." The audience laughs. Then Kitty comes into the scene now. The audience applaudes, whoos, & whistles for the star. She looks at him with a smile on her face. "Well. I see, that you was trying to eat my lunch again, Dudley." she said. "Why you do that for, Kitty?" Dudley asked, standing up. "So, to deter you from eating up all my lunch." Kitty said. "I'm tired of you, eating up my lunch. So I put that trap into the bag. Knowing you will be in here, looking something to snack on. So I put my bag up in front so you can see it." "Well, I'm sorry Kitty." Dudley started. "But I just don't get enough to eat sometimes, you know." "Well, why don't you or your mom pack up more food for you to eat?" Kitty suggested. "Because, my mom's too cheapy cheap." Dudley replied. "She likes to save money. Especially these days with the economy the way it is." "Speaking of which. What does your mom do for work?" Kitty asked. "I think, she sells ladies makeup door to door." Dudley said. "Well, that explains all of the makeup cases in her living room." Kitty muttered. "So, what do you got for lunch, sexy?" Dudley asked in a annoying way, as the audience laughs. "If you wanna know. It's a turkey & bacon club sub sandwich. Along with some chips & some cans of Pepsi." Kitty explains. "Can I have some of that?" Dudley asks. "No, Dudley." Kitty said, as she put her lunch back into the refrigerator. "Why don't you eat Agent Nuts' lunch?" "All he ever have for lunch is; nuts & all that shit!" Dudley sniffs. Then he looks at Keswick's lunch. "Well, I can always eat Keswick's lunch again." he said slyly, as the audience laughs. Kitty looks at him. Dudley covers his mouth as the audience laughs. "Oh! Did I say that outloud?" "Yeah." Kitty said. "I don't care, if you eat Keswick's lunch. I'm not the one, who he's gonna be pissed at. So go ahead, with your bad self." She leaves the snack room. Dudley turns to the refrigerator. "Okay." Dudley said. Then he grabs Keswick's lunch bag & starts eating. The audience laughs. Back at her desk, Kitty sits down & starts typing something on her computer. "That Dudley." she laughs. "He's going to get himself into trouble one of these days, for eating people's shit." Just then, the intercom was heard. "AGENTS KATSWELL & PUPPY! COME TO MY OFFICE!" the Chief said. Soon after, Kitty & Dudley busts through the Chief's office. "What is it this time, Chief?" she asked as she did a fighting pose. "Is Birdbrain playing up again?" "Stand down, agent Katswell." the Chief said. "It's nothing like that." "Well, what is it then?" Kitty asked. "Since, there isn't much crime happening, I want you & agent Puppy to go shopping for food for the headquarters." the Chief said. "Food? Store?" Dudley asked. "I'm on it, Chief!!!!" Then he runs out of the office. The Chief turns to Kitty. "Make sure, he doesn't eat out the entire store." the Chief said. Kitty was a little comprehensive about doing this. "Uh, Chief. This is a waste of my talents & training." she said. "Didn't I mention, that you'll get paided extra for doing' this?" the Chief added quickly with a smile, as the audience laughs. "No, you didn't." Kitty exclaims. "I'm on it, Chief!!!" She jumps out of the office. The Chief laughs. "Ha. Ha. Ha. That should make her do the chore, when in reality, I won't be paying her extra. Ha!"On the way to the supermarket, Dudley was talking.
"Can we listen to some tunes, Kitty?" he asked annoyingly, as the audience laughs. "Huh? Can we?" "Sure." Kitty said. "Whatever." Then Dudley turned on the car's radio. Some today's modern rap comes on. "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm a rapper! And I got a shotgun & I'm gonna kill all of you people with my pimpin'-ass coat. Yo! Check out these stuck out shades and I got cash. I got the bitches. And I own clubs, 'cause the companies won't let me rap about the ghetto life." the radio played. "Yo! The mainstream is what it's at! I'm dancin' up at the club, chillin' with my bitches, & wearin' my bling." "TURN THAT POP SHIT OFF!!!" Kitty hollered. Dudley turns off the radio. "Why you tell me, to turn the radio off?" Dudley asked. "Because, today's mainstream rap sucks, Dudley." Kitty started. "All the mainstream rap always rap about the same four things over & over & over again; Money, bitches, Bling, & Clubs. They don't rap any real life shit no more. Hell, they barely even cuss in songs no more. That's why I love the old school rap like; NWA, eastcoast/westcoast & all them better. Because, they always rap about real shit & they cuss in their songs as well." "I've never, known that about you, Kitty." Dudley said. "I've always thought, that you like today's rap music & other of today's music genres." "Well, I don't, Dudley." Kitty said. "I can rap better, than the so-called rappers today." "I know you can." Dudley said. "You got a nice singing voice." Kitty blushes. "Why thank you, Dudley." she said, as she pinched Dudley's cheek. Dudley laughs & blushes, as the audience laughs. "Anyways," Kitty continued. "Today's Hip Hop or shall I say; 'Hip Pop' can eat a fuckin', nasty-ass dick!!!" The audience applaudes to this. "Nicely said, Kitty." Dudley said. "Nicely said." Soon at the same supermarket, that the duo ventured to from Chapter 2. Dudley sits into the area of the cart, where women always put their babies. "Come on, Kitty!" he shouted. "Push me. Push me!!!!" "Dudley." Kitty started. "Get off! You're too damn big to be on there." Dudley gets off. "Okay." Kitty said, as she started pushing the cart. "Let's start shopping for food." "Can I go to the free samples aisle?" Dudley asked. "Yeah." Kitty said. "Hi-Gee-Gee!" Dudley exclaims & runs off. Later, Kitty's cart was full of food. "Okay, with that done. Now, all I need to do is pay." she said, as she looks around. "Now, where's Dudley?" As if on cue, Dudley appears. He was holding a plate full of free samples. "Okay, Kitty." he said. "I'm ready." "What's that you got?" Kitty asks. "Is it those pizza tidbits things?" "Yep." Dudley said, as he threw several tidbits in his mouth. "Of course." Kitty said, as she rolled her eyes. The audience laughs. Soon, all of the food was being scanned. Dudley turns to Kitty. "Kitty. Are you still going to buy me, that new frisbee?" "Yes, Dudley." Kitty replied. "There's a toy store next door." "Good." Dudley said. "Damn those hippies! Damn them to hell!" "That'll be $2,500,970 dollars, ma'am." said the cashier. "I knew, it'll be a lot." Kitty said, as she took out her check book. Knowing, that this'll take a while, Dudley goes & wait at the toy store next door. Four minutes later, Kitty soon joined Dudley at the toy store. They was looking for frisbees. Kitty picks up one. "How 'bout this one, Dudley?" she asks. "It's a nice color." Dudley thinks. "Okay, Kitty." Then something catches his eye. "I must have that!!!!" he exclaims & pointed behind Kitty. "What?" Kitty asks as she turns her back. Dudley grabs her. "That!!" he said. He brings her to a section that had stuffed plush toy animals. Most of them was; cats, dogs, bears, & many other creatures. Dudley looks at the stuffed cats. Many of them came in different patterns & sizes. He picks up a small stuffed tan cat with green eyes, black nose & whiskers. "I want this!!!" he exclaims as he grabs the stuffed cat. "Okay." Kitty said. "Come on, let's pay & then leave." After Kitty had paided for the frisbee & toy cat. They get into the Tuff mobile & go back to the headquarters.Back at headquarters, Kitty & Dudley was putting away all of the recently purchased food. Well Kitty was. Dudley was playing with his new stuffed cat.
"You know, Kitty." he said. "What?" Kitty asked, as she put away some more food. Dudley shoves the toy cat up against Kitty's face. "This toy cat, looks exactly like you." he said, as he rubbed the cat against Kitty's face as the audience laughs. "No, it don't!" Kitty exclaims, as she grabs the toy cat. She looks at it. "It does have the same likeness, as me." she said, as she gave the cat back to him. "That's why, I'm naming this little stuffed cat; Little Kitty Katswell." Dudley said. Kitty stops packing away the food & smiles. "W-Well. Thanks, Dudley." she said, as she was blushing. Then the headquarters refrigerator was filled of food. "There. With all that done, I can get finally eat my lunch." Kitty said, as she got her lunch. Just then, Keswick walks into the scene now. He was holding his empty lunch bag & was pissed. "Alright! Where's that w-w-white, lazy s-s-son of a b-b-b-bitch!?!" he shouted. "Here I am!" Dudley answers with a smile on his face, as the audience laughs. "You ate up my lunch. A-A-Again!!!" Keswick shouted. "I think, that I did you a favor." Dudley said. "That chicken salad sandwich had no flavor." Keswick rolls up his sleeves. "Why, I'm gonna beat the h-h-hell out of y-y-y-you!!!" he said. Kitty silently take her lunch & sits at the table, to watch Keswick beat the shit outta Dudley. "This is going to be good." she said, as she started eating her turkey & bacon club sub. "Oh! So will this fight." Keswick starts beating Dudley up to a pulp. The audience laughs at this. Five minutes later, Keswick leaves the snack room, cussing under his breath. "D-D-Damn mutt! Always eating my l-l-lunch!!" Dudley was laying on the floor, all groggy & beaten. The audience laughs at his appearance. "I hope, you learned something from that, Dudley." Kitty said. Dudley groggily sits up. "Yeah. Chicken salad sandwiches, will get people pissed at you." he said. Kitty rolls her eyes & sighs, as the audience laughs. "You're an fuckin' idiot, Dudley." Kitty said. "You're a fuckin' idiot." "And you're a babe." the dog said stupidly. The audience laughs. Several hours later. Kitty was at her computer. She was reading a magazine called; 'Burb Houses', when Dudley walks up to her with 'Little Kitty Katswell' in his hand. "What's that you're reading?" he asked. "It's a magazine called; 'Burb Homes'." Kitty said. "Why are you lookin' through that?" Dudley asked. "Because, I wanna move from that apartment building I live in." Kitty said. "Why?" Dudley asked. "Isn't it in a good neighborhood?" "Yeah." Kitty started. "But it doesn't have a pool and summer will be here pretty soon. And there's a couple of assholes that lives by me, always party every fuckin' day & night. That's why I'm looking through this magazine." "You're lucky, to live by yourself, Kitty." Dudley started. "You get to do whatever you want. I always get bossed by my mom to do crap like; cleaning my room & getting a bath." "Well. You do sweat a lot, Dudley." Kitty said. "That's why, she always tell you to get a bath." Dudley then starts thinking. "As I remember, you did suggest, that I should get a place of my own one time." he said. "I remember, Dudley." Kitty said. Then the Chief's big-ass monitor comes down. "Agents Katswell & Puppy. I've gotten Intel, that PFC is being held up by Birdbrain. Please go stop him, before he blows it up!!" he shouted. "PFC?" Dudley asked. "What the hell's that?" "It stands for; Petropolis Fried Chicken, Dudley." Kitty said, as she grabbed her hat and stood up. "We're on it, Chief!!" Dudley grabs Little Kitty Katswell. "Sweet. This is gonna be Little Kitty's first mission!" he said. "To the T.U.F.F. mobile!"5 minutes later, they pulled up in front of a PFC restaurant, to see that Birdbrain & his brooklynese sounding assistant/girlfriend; Zippy, holding up the restaurant.
Birdbrain was pissed off because, everyone was eating chicken. (A/N: Pretty stupid reason to be pissed, huh?) Anyway, he had a missile launcher aimed at the patrons. "Now, all of you bird eaters will perish with my heat seeking missiles!" Birdbrain said. "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" "Oh, Boidbrain. Youse a genius!" Zippy praised. "Yeah, I do plan out a good one, every now and then." Birdbrain said. Zippy turns to see Kitty & Dudley. "Oh snap, boss. Agents Katswell & Puppy are here!" she exclaims. "Not so fast, Birdbrain!!!" Kitty exclaims, as she pulls out her gun. "Chicken!!!!" Dudley exclaims & went to one of the patrons table & started eating the chicken. The audience laughs. "Tuff agents!!!" Birdbrain exclaims. "So, you're going to stop me, eh?" "Yeah." Kitty said. "These innocent people, didn't do anything to you." "But they're eating in this conglomerate, that kills birds." Birdbrain said. "Wow." Kitty started. "That's a pretty stupid reason, to be pissed at the world." "See? I told ya so, Boidbrain." Zippy said. "We shoulda robbed that bank & open up a casino." Birdbrain growls. "Shut up, jezebel!" he shouted at Zippy as the audience laughs. Then he turns to Kitty. "As for you. You will be sliced up by my bazooka of swords!!!!" Then he takes out a bazooka & starts it. The swords starts coming out. Kitty skillfully maneuvers through the flying swords. "Ha! Ya! Hi-ya!" she said, as she flipped through the swords. She lands skillfully on her feet, behind the counter. Birdbrain's bazooka runs out of swords. "Oh bloody hell." he said. "I'm outta swords. That's what I get for letting a harlet do my weapon shopping." Then he turns to Zippy. "Zippy. This is your fault." "Oi!" she sniffed. "All that money goes for my makeup. I gotta look good for youse." Birdbrain facepalms himself as the audience laughs. "Is it any wonder, why am I balding?" Then he turns his attention back to Kitty. "Time for your demise, agent Katswell!!!" he said, as he took out a medium-sized laser gun. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Kitty, just realizing that she accidentally left her large laser gun in the tuff mobile, picks up the first thing that she grabs. "PFC secret recipe mix?" she read. "Well, it's better than nothing!!" She throws the huge bag, right into Birdbrain's face. The bag explodes on contact, making Birdbrain drop his laser gun & blinding him in the process. "Bullseye!" Kitty exclaims. "Or shall I say, Birdseye." The audience laughs, as she grabs another recipe mix bag. She throws the second bag at Birdbrain & Zippy. It explodes on contact, blinding them both. "Ahhhh! The 15 herbs & spices are blinding my eyes!!!" Birdbrain exclaims. "This shit's boining my makeup off!!!" Zippy cries. Kitty turns to Dudley's direction. "Dudley! Destroy that missile launcher!!!" she shouted. "Okay, Kitty." Dudley said, as he was about to go to the missile launcher. Unfortunately, he trips over the cheap sword bazooka. The audience laughs. Birdbrain was still trying to get the recipe mix out of his eyes. "Zippy! Press the switch on the missile launcher!!!" "Right, boss." Zippy said, as she was ready to press the button on the missile launcher. Dudley sees this & throws Little Kitty at the Dismantle button. Little Kitty hits the Dismantle button & the missile launcher falls into useless pieces. Kitty comes from behind the counter and put handcuffs on Birdbrain's hands. And Dudley put Zippy in a small cage. "Dammit!" Birdbrain sniffs. "Who the hell puts a dismantle button on a missile launcher?" "This missile launcher was builted by MacFarlane-Bush company, boss." Zippy said from the cage. "Who would've guess?" Birdbrain said, as he rolled his eyes. Soon, Birdbrain & Zippy was being sent off to jail by the T.U.F.F. police. Dudley picks up Little Kitty. "You know, Kitty." he asked. "What?" Kitty asked. "Little Kitty saved the day." Dudley said. "Did she really?" Kitty asked. Dudley nodded. "That's good." Kitty said, as she looked at her watch. It was getting late. "Oh shit! It's almost time to punch out for the day. We better get back to HQ, Dudley." "Can we get some chicken?" Dudley asked, as his stomach rumbled and the audience laughs. "Didn't you just ate?" Kitty asked. "Yeah, but I told you, that I don't get enough to eat sometimes." Dudley said. "Maybe, after we punch out." Kitty said, as she got into the car. "Let's go."7 minutes later, back at Tuff HQ.
Dudley had punched out first & was waiting for Kitty. He was playing with Little Kitty. "You did a good job, ruining that bastard Birdbrain's plan today, Little Kitty." he said. Kitty hops into the car. "C'mon, Dudley. Let's get you some PFC and then I'll take you & Little Kitty home." she said. "I like the sound of that!!" Dudley exclaims. Then Kitty starts up the car & drives off to PFC. It was past sunset, by the time Kitty pulled up in front of Dudley's house. Dudley's mom; Peg Puppy, was waiting on the porch. "Dudley." she started in her Estelle Harris voice. "Where have you been? It's after dark & it's bath night." "DO YOU EVER DATE!?!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. Then he gets out of the car with Little Kitty & his food. "Good night, Dudley." Kitty called. "See you tomorrow." Dudley turns to her. "Good night, babe." he said. Kitty pulls off, as Dudley, Little Kitty, & his mom went into the house.It was the next morning now. The scene is at Tuff headquarters.
Kitty was back at her computer. She was marking down something on a notepad. Just then Dudley suddenly jumps in. "Morning, babe." he said. Kitty turns to him. "Hey, Dudley." she greeted. "Did you see the newspaper this morning?" "Well, sort of." Dudley admitted. "I only read the tv schedule, sports, & comic sections." "Here." Kitty said and showed him the newspaper. Dudley reads it outloud. " 'T.U.F.F. Agents defeat Birdbrain with the General's secret recipe herbs & spices'. " he read. "Hmmm? You don't take a bad picture, Kitty." Kitty blushed. "Oh, thank you, Dudley." Then she looks at Dudley. "Hey, where's Little Kitty? Don't tell me, that she took a sick day." "No, she's right here." Dudley said, as he reached behind his back. "Here she is!!" Then Dudley set Little Kitty on Kitty's desk. The toy cat was different today. It had black hair, which was styled like Kitty's hair. It was also wearing a black spy jacket with a white shirt underneath. White gloves & white high heeled boots. "I see, that you made some additions to Little Kitty." Kitty said. "Yeah." Dudley said, as he dugged into his pocket. "I got something to make her complete." He puts on a small toy ray gun onto Little Kitty's waist. "There. Now Little Kitty's ready to kick some bad guy's ass." Dudley said, with a somewhat proud look on his face. Just then, the Chief's monitor comes down. "Agents Puppy & Katswell. Some villains had broke out of jail." he said. "Who?" Kitty asked. "Snaptrap. The Chameleon, Dr. Rabies & Madam Catastrophe." The Chief said. "Wow." Dudley said. "A foursome." "Take your head out of the gutter." Kitty said, as she stood up. "Don't worry, Chief. Those three bastards & that bitch will be back in jail, by lunchtime. You can bet your last bottle of beer on that one." "No! Not my last beer!" The Chief exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I'm savin' that one, until tonight!!!" "That was an expression, Chief." Kitty said. "I didn't really mean, that you should bet your last beer on it." "Oh." The Chief said. "Well, good luck." As Kitty & Dudley was about to leave, the Chief stops them. "Uh, Agent Katswell." "Yes, Chief?" Kitty asked. "Make sure, that you bring extra guns, just in case." The Chief started. "Okay?" Kitty said. "But why?" "Because, The Chameleon & Madam Catastrophe was heard saying, that they would make you their sexy bitch." The Chief said. "I'm just letting you know that." "O-kay?" Kitty said, as the Chief's monitor goes back up. She turns to Dudley. "C'mon, Dudley. Let's go kick some Soviet ass!!!" Dudley grabs Little Kitty. "Come Little Kitty. Let's get those villains." he said to the cat doll. He holds the cat up & starts moving it around. "Kick those villains asses!!!" Dudley said in a high falsetto voice, trying to sound like Kitty. "Hi-ya!" The audience laughs.20 or so minutes later, Kitty pulls up in front of a building.
"So, how are we gonna find these four fuckwads, Kitty?" Dudley asked. "Easy, Dudley." Kitty said, as she jumped out of the car. "By going into Cowell's Coffee, Croissants, Crème Puffs, Cakes, & Computers. One of the main places, where villains always go to, when they either; breakout from jail, on parole, or just to chat online." "Damn! They got a hangout?" Dudley asks. "Now, that progress!" "C'mon, Dudley." Kitty said, as she grabbed several weapons. Dudley grabs several weapons & Little Kitty too. It shows the inside of Cowell's Coffee, Croissants, Crème Puffs, Cakes, & Computers now. Snaptrap had a iced coffee & a crème puff. The Chameleon had a Cappuccino, a croissant & a sweet roll. Dr. Rabies had a Americano, several fruit-filled croissants, sweet rolls, & several cake slices. And Madam Catastrophe had some iced tea with a hint of lemon, fruit-filled croissants, crème puffs, & chocolate cake slices. She was also on a laptop. Snaptrap was talking. "So, what do you wanna do, when we get done here?" he asked the other three. "Oh, I'm planning on maintaining my lawn." The Chameleon said. "It's getting a little long." Dr. Rabies was slurping his coffee loudly. "I don't know, yet." he said. "But I must say, this sure is good coffee! Those Americans, sure can make a cup of joe, no?" "I'm plannink on findink Agent Katswell." Madam Catastrophe started, as she took a bite out of her chocolate cake. "And make her, what they say in this country: My bitch." "Now, that is just plain weird." Snaptrap said. "Cats are weird." "It's not as weird as, you always turnink valves at five o'clock & pullink levers at six o'clock for no reason at all." Catastrophe said. "Well, at least I end my sentences with 'ing' instead of 'ink'." Snaptrap sniffed. "At least, I'm not livink at home, with mom." Catastrophe sniffed, as the audience laughs. "Unlike a certain rat I know." Snaptrap gasps. "How dare you?" "How dare me? How dare me!?! You was the one who started it, by callink me weird." Catastrophe said. "Shuttink the fuck up both of you!!" Rabies shouted. "I can't enjoy my coffee, if you two are shoutink!" "I know a place, that you can enjoy that coffee in peace?" said a voice. "Where?" Rabies asked. "In jail, where your ass belongs!!!" retorted the voice. "Why does that voice soundink so familiar?" Rabies asked. Just then, Kitty & Dudley jumps into the Coffeehouse. "Freeze, assholes!!!" Kitty said, as she aimed her gun at the four villains. "T.U.F.F. Agents!!!" the four villains exclaims, as they took out their weapons. "Oy!" shouted the manager. "I don't no gun fights in here! Take that shit outside, where it belongs!!!" So they all go outside & continues the fight. Outside. "Okay. Now was we?" Snaptrap asked. "We was about to fight each other." Dudley said. "Oh yeah." Snaptrap said, as he took out his weapons. "Now, you perish!!!" Then they all started shooting at each other. Snaptrap & The Chameleon was shooting at Dudley & Dr. Rabies and Madam Catastrophe was shooting at Kitty. The Chameleon's gun dies out on him. "Shit! My gun dead." he sniffs. Snaptrap's gun also dies. "Dammit! Mine's are dead too!" he sniffs as he slams his gun onto the ground. "Let's just use our fists instead." So he & The Chameleon started fist fighting with Dudley. Dudley sees this & started fighting back. He delivers several brutal puppy punches to The Chameleon's & Snaptrap's faces. Then he delivers brutal roundhouse kicks to them, thus knocking them off their feet. The two knocked out cold villains hit their heads against the wall of the building. "Oh yeah." Dudley said. "The brutal Puppy Punch. There's nothing like it." Kitty was still fighting with Dr. Rabies & Madam Catastrophe. Fortunately for Kitty, they were bad shots. "Dammit! We're not gettink anywhere with these guns!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she slams her gun into the ground. "Yeah, you're right, Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said, as he slams his gun into the ground. "Let's just go with the old fashioned way, Rabies darlink!" Catastrophe said, as she did a fighting stance. "Fightink with our fists. This is how you get problems solved in your country, no?" "Yes." Kitty said, as she put her gun away & stands in a fighting stance. Catastrophe laughs evilly. "This is going to be easy." she laughed. "2 against 1." "I don't think so, Catastrophe." Kitty said, as she turned to Dudley. "Dudley. You handle Rabies, while I handle Catastrophe." "Okay, Kitty." Dudley said, as he went over to Rabies. So both the dogs & cats started fighting each other. Rabies tries to throw a punch at Dudley, but Dudley ducks right out of the way. Rabies slams his hand against the wall. He howls in pain as the audience laughs. "You bastard! You made me break my punchink hand!!!" Rabies sniffed. "That's too bad, Rabies." Dudley said with a smile on his face. "I was hoping, that you was going to put up a challenging fight. Now it looks like, this is going to be an easy fight." Then he commence on beating the shit outta Dr. Rabies' ass. Meanwhile, Kitty was trying to fight Madam Catastrophe, but Catastrophe was having the upper hand, as she was ontop of her look-alike. She was holding Kitty's arms down, so she couldn't throw a punch. Catastrophe was enjoying this. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now this is the way, I like it." she laughed. "Lemme go!" Kitty shouted. "No." Catastrophe said. "I'm enjoyink this view." Kitty then knees Catastrophe in the stomach, making her lose her grip. "Oof!" she hollered, as her stomach. "Time to attack, tan!!!" Kitty shouted, as she did a fighting stance & extracted her claws. Then she pounces onto Catastrophe & started beating the shit outta her. Dudley finishes beating the hell out of Rabies, to see Kitty fighting. Cat style with claws, hissing & spitting. "Whoa. I've never seen Kitty fight like that before." he said. "Maybe, I should help her." Then he looks at Little Kitty. "Should I help her, Little Kitty?" Then he lifts the toy cat to his ear. "No. We should both help her." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "Right on, Little Kitty!!" Dudley said. Then he goes to the car & takes out Kitty's net gun. He aims it at the fighting cats. He presses the button & the net comes out. The net grabs the fighting cats. "Got one!" Dudley exclaims, as he aimed the net gun at the unconscious Snaptrap & Chameleon. "Now to get two more." He shoots the net gun at them. "Strike two!" he exclaims. Then he turns to Dr. Rabies. He was trying to get away. "Oh, I don't think so, dude." he said, as he lifted Little Kitty into the air. "Ready for an air attack, Little Kitty?" "Yes I am, Dudley." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "I gonna pelt that fucker good!" "Okay." Dudley said and started twirling his arm around in a circle. He swings & swings, until he lets Little Kitty go. Little Kitty goes into some loose bricks, that was ontop of the building. The bricks fall into directions. One brick hit Rabies in the head, knocking him out cold. And three bricks hit the fighting cats, knocking them out cold. Dudley catches Little Kitty. "Good aim, Little Kitty." he said. "Nothing to it." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "Now, let's get normal Kitty from the net trap." "Good idea, Little Kitty." Dudley said.An hour & a half later at Tuff headquarters.
Kitty wakes up in a hospital bed. She had a bandage on her head. She sits up to see Dudley & Little Kitty sitting next to her. "Hey, babe. I'm glad to see, that you're up." Dudley said. "W-What happened?" Kitty asked. "The last thing I remember, was me kicking the shit outta Madam Catastrophe, then all goes black." "I'll tell ya." Dudley said. "Me & Little Kitty got your net gun and netted Catastrophe, Snaptrap & The Chameleon. Then Rabies tried to escape, then I threw Little Kitty at some bricks, which falls on him, knocking him unconscious. Then three more bricks fell. Two hitting Catastrophe & one accidentally hitting you." "Oh." Kitty said. "So, that's how I got this bandage on my head." Just then, the Chief with Keswick walks in. "Good job, on capturing those four dumbasses, Agent Katswell & Puppy." The Chief said. "I didn't do it all, Chief." Kitty started, before being interrupted by Chief. "Not you!" he said. "The other Agent Katswell!" He pointed to Little Kitty. "Her?" Kitty asked in a surprised voice. "Yeah." The Chief said. "She & Agent Big Puppy D arrested those four villains & sent them to jail." "Oh, it was nothing, Chief." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "I couldn't have done it without my best partner in the world; Dudley." Dudley laughs. "Oh, it was nothing, Little Kitty." "How about we make you a permanent agent, Little Kitty?" The Chief said, as he took out a T.U.F.F. Badge. "Oh, I would love to be a real T.U.F.F. agent & be able to workalong side with Dudley." Little Kitty/Dudley said. So the Chief put the badge onto Little Kitty's chest. Kitty was pissed. "A stuffed cat? A stuffed cat joining the company!?" she asked, still shocked & pissed. "Yeah." The Chief said. "What about me?" Kitty asked. "What's going to happen to me, if that toy cat's working with Dudley?" "I'll think of something for you to do." The Chief said. "I know, what she c-c-c-can do, Chief." Keswick said. "And what's that, Keswick?" The Chief asks. "She can be the new s-s-secretary." Keswick said. Kitty's eyes & mouth went wide, as the audience laughs. "That's settle then." The Chief said. "The Little Katswell's the new agent & the old Katswell's the new secretary." Then he turns to Kitty. "Tomorrow, I want you here at eight o' clock sharp, Secretary Katswell." Then he, Keswick, Dudley & Little Kitty leaves the room. Kitty was still in shock. "I can't believe, that I'm being replaced, by a toy cat! I still can't believe that shit!!!" she shouted, as she punched a pillow as the audience laughs.It's the next day now.
Kitty is sitting at the secretary's desk. She was dressed up in her secretary clothes. The very same one, that she was wearing in 'Watch Dog', when Dudley went to the alternate universe, where Snaptrap ruled everything. Anyway, she was typing some memos, when Dudley with Little Kitty walks up to the desk. "Hey, sexy secretary." he said. "How are you enjoyin' your new job?" Kitty sighs. "I hate it, Dudley." she said in a bored voice. "All I ever do is; copy stuff, type stuff, give the Chief & Keswick their coffees & beer." "Hey. At least, you look good in those glasses. And your hair is all nice in a sexy bun. You're showing your sexy legs, & wearing those sexy white heels." Dudley said, as he look lovesick at her. Kitty looks at him. "Thank you, Dudley." she said, still in a bored voice. Dudley was looking worried. "Damn, Kitty. You must be really down in the dumps." he said. "Usually, when I say something like that, you'll usually pinch me on the cheek, thank me and call me sweet." "I don't feel like doing that today, Dudley." Kitty said, as she continued typing on her computer. Dudley then thinks. "Tell you what, Kitty. How 'bout I'll take you out on a date for dinner?" he suggested. "That'll make you feel better." "No." Kitty answered. "I just want to be lefted alone." "Okay." Dudley sighed. "I'll just let you be." Then he looks at Little Kitty. "C'mon, Little Kitty." he said to the toy cat. "Let's go to our desk." Then they both leave. Kitty sighs to herself. "Why did I have to say that? Why did I reject his offer to take me out on a date?" she said to herself. "I know, that I'm feeling' pissed, but I don't need to take it out on poor Dudley. Maybe I should go to him & take his offer." Then her intercom goes off. "Secretary Katswell." said the Chief. Kitty answers it. "Yes, Chief?" she asked in a bored tone. "Are you done with that memo yet?" The Chief asked. "Almost." Kitty answers. "When you get done of that, come in here with that memo. Then gimme a beer and a erotic massage." The Chief ordered, as the audience laughs. "Yes, sir." Kitty said, as she turns off the intercom. Then she stands up with the printed out memo & goes to the Chief's office. 2 hours later, Kitty walks up to Dudley. "Hey, Dudley." she said. Dudley turns to her. "Oh, hey sexy secretary babe." he said. Kitty smiles & laughs. "Thank you, Dudley." she said with a small smile. "What do you want?" Dudley asked. "I came, to accept that offer you made to me." Kitty said. "I'll take that offer." Dudley smiled. "You will?" Kitty nods. "Okay. So around seven o'clock then?" he asked. "Yeah." Kitty replied. "Okay." Dudley said. "It's a date." Then Kitty goes back to her desk. Dudley turns to Little Kitty. "Did you hear that, Little Kitty? I've finally have a date with Kitty!! This is such a wonderful day!!" he exclaims. Then he picks up Little Kitty. "I'm so happy for you, Dudley." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "I'm glad, that you are, Little Kitty." Dudley said, as he set Little Kitty down. Then he kicked up his heels on his desk & started daydreaming about Kitty. Much later. Dudley was waiting for Kitty. She finally walks up to him. "Ready?" he asked her. "Wait a minute." Kitty said, as she reached for her hair bun. Her hair falls back down to its normal appearance. "Okay, now I'm ready." "Good." Dudley said. "I know, this Mexican restaurant, that haves tasty food." "Sounds good, Dudley." Kitty said. "Let's go." So, they leave for the restaurant.At the Mexican restaurant, Kitty & Dudley was talking about their day. Kitty was doing the most of the talking.
"And I have to give him seven erotic massages today!!" Kitty exclaims. "That was disgusting as hell!!" "I feel sorry for ya." Dudley said, as he ate his large burrito. "Don't worry, Kitty. Things will get better." "I dunno, Dudley." Kitty said. "I'm not comfortable, touching my bosses 'junk'." "Junk?" Dudley asked stupidly. "What's that?" Kitty rolls her eyes as the audience laughs. "It mean, the Chief's..." Kitty started before Dudley interrupted her. "Oh! I know what you mean now, Kitty." he said. "His junk." Kitty laughs, as she ate her tacos. "You're so funny, Dudley." she said. "So, are you enjoying this date, Kitty?" Dudley asked, as he burped, as the audience laughs. "Yeah." Kitty said. "It really, took my mind off this bad day." "Don't worry, Kitty." Dudley said. "Hopefully, the Chief will regret on his decision on making Little Kitty a agent and he'll make you an agent again." "I hope so." Kitty said. "I can't stand serving Keswick his coffee. He always slaps my ass, when I turn to walk away." "Well, you do have a sweet ass." Dudley said, as the audience whooed. Kitty smiles. "Thanks, sweetie." "Did you just call me, 'sweetie'?" Dudley asked. "Yes, Dudley sweetie." Kitty said in a sweet voice as she pinches Dudley's cheek, as the audience laughs & whoos. Dudley chuckles & blushes as the audience laughs. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" he laughs, as he turns to Kitty. "Now, that's the Kitty I know & love. I knew, that going out on a date with me, will make you feel better. Now do you want to order some more food? I'm paying." "Sure, why not." Kitty said. So Dudley ordered more food. After what seem like hours, Dudley paided for the dinner. Kitty looked at her watch. "Oh shit! It's after midnight!" she exclaims. "I gotta get home." "Hopefully, mom's asleep." Dudley said. "I don't feel like, listening to her bullshit." "Not to worry, Dudley." Kitty said as she stood up. "I'll get you home." Then she goes to the Tuff mobile with Dudley following. 20 minutes later, they reached Dudley's house. "Thanks, Kitty." Dudley said, as he got out of the car with Little Kitty. "See you later." "Good night, baby." Kitty called. Then she pulls off. Dudley sneaks into the house quietly. He goes to his room. "Hee. Hee. So far, so good." he said to himself. Then all of a sudden, the lights in his room comes on. There standing in the doorway, was his mom. "Dudley. Where have you been?" she said. "It's after midnight!! I was worried about you." "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs. "I HAVE A LIFE OF MY OWN, DAMMIT!!!!" Then he slams the door in Peg's face. "Well! Where did he get that attitude from?" Peg sniffed, as she went to her room and slammed the door closed. The audience laughs.It was sometime around lunchtime the next day, when Kitty comes by Dudley's & Little Kitty's desk.
Dudley looks at her. "Hey, sexy secretary." he said. "I see, that you're feeling a lot better today." "Yeah." Kitty said, with a smile on her face. "That date really did something to me. Thanks, Dudley." "Anytime, Kitty." Dudley said. Just then, the Chief's monitor comes down. "Agents Big Puppy D & Little Katswell! I've gotten Intel, that Snaptrap had broken out of jail again. And he & his men are planning on shipping packages filled with bombs to Tuff & blow it up!" he said. "Stop his ass!!" "We're on it, Chief!" Little Kitty/Dudley said. The Chief then look at Kitty. "Secretary Katswell. I need you to come to my office and give me my daily lunchtime erotic massage now!" "Yes, sir." Kitty said in a bored tone. The Chief's monitor goes up. "Good luck on your mission, Dudley." she said. "I will, Kitty." Dudley said. "I will be thinking of you." "Me too, Dudley." Kitty said. "Me too." Then Dudley & Little Kitty jumps into the tube, that leads to the T.U.F.F. mobile.Meanwhile, at the D.O.O.M. hideout. Snaptrap & his men was loading up boxes fill of bombs.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! This is going to be the best plan, I ever had!" he laughs. "You sure about that, Snaptrap?" Larry asked. "Because, you said exactly the same thing about the cheese missile." Snaptrap slaps Larry & the audience laughs. "Good move, boss!" Ollie said. "You actually, knocked his glasses off." "I do pull off a good one, every now and then." Snaptrap said. Then a wall of the hideout implodes, as Dudley drives the car into it. "Not so fast, Snaptrap." he said, as he aimed his gun. "You're not gonna ship off those packages to T.U.F.F.!" "Oh yeah, Agent Puppy." Snaptrap said, as he rolls his eyes crazily. "Who's gonna stop me?" "Me & Little Kitty." Dudley said, as he grabs Little Kitty. "Ain't that right, Little Kitty?" "Yeah, that's right, Dudley." Little Kitty/Dudley said. "Let get these mothafuckas!!!" Then he & Little Kitty starts to attack. Snaptrap turns to his men. "It's just a toy cat. Let's grab this stupid asshole & beat the shit outta him!!!" he ordered. Then they all attack Dudley. It shows, Dudley tied up with Little Kitty tied to his waist. Snaptrap laughs evilly. "You woke up just in time, Agent Puppy." he said. "For a special show." "What special show?!" Dudley asked, as he was trying to get loose. "A show, that you don't wanna miss." Snaptrap said. "We're gonna send packages filled with bombs via air mail to Tuff. We drop the bombs on the building from our helicopter!" "You bastard!" Dudley exclaims. Snaptrap laughs. "You & your stuffed toy can't do anything about it." he gloated. "So, I hope you said good-bye to your fellow workers." Then he turns his back to see the rest of his men, loading up the D.O.O.M. helicopter. Dudley struggles to get his hand free. He gets it free. He presses his nose against his watch communicator. It shows Kitty back at her desk. Typing on her computer. Her watch communicator goes off. She answers it. "Kitty! Kitty! I need your help!!!" Dudley exclaims. "Snaptrap's got me tied up!! I can't do this alone!! I need you!!!" "Okay, I'm on my way, Dudley." Kitty said, as she turned off her communicator. Then she stands up and goes over to the closet. She comes out of the closet, in her normal spy suit. Her hair was back down. "Don't worry, Dudley. I'm coming for ya!!" Then she presses a button, that was on her waist. Her jet propelled boots starts & leaves the building. Back at D.O.O.M., the helicopter was almost filled. "The helicopter's almost full!" Snaptrap exclaims happily & evilly. "Soon, T.U.F.F. will be a thing of the past." Then he turns to Dudley. "Then, we send you on a ride. A one-way ride. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" "Not if I have anything to say about it!!!!" "Who said that!?!" Snaptrap demanded. "I did." said the voice. Then Kitty jumps in with her gun ready. "You're not going to bomb T.U.F.F. Not if I have anything to say about it!" Snaptrap turn to his men. "Get 'er boys!!!" Then all of Snaptrap's men dogpile on top of Kitty. Snaptrap then turns to Dudley. "So much, for her trying to save you. Now after my men get done beating her, she's also going with you on your one-way ride." he said. Dudley then looks behind Snaptrap. "I don't think so, Snaptrap." he said with a sly smile. "Look." Snaptrap turns to see, that Kitty was lifting the henchmen up. Only by one arm. "Oh shit!" he exclaims. "That cat must have superhuman strength or something." "Get your stupid asses off of ME!!!!" grunted Kitty in a evil voice, as she held all of the henchmen in the air. The so-called tough henchmen started whimpering & crying. "Please, let us down, Ms. Kitty!!" they cried. "We're sorry!!!" "Oh, I'll let you down alright!!" Kitty said. Then with all her might, Kitty slams Snaptrap's idiots right into the floor, which leaves a hole in the floor. "Now, to get that rat!!" Kitty said, as she turned to Snaptrap's direction. Snaptrap laughs evilly, as he ran to D.O.O.M.'s helicopter. "You'll never gonna stop me, Agent Katswell." he laughed. "You've got two choices. Try to save your partner & let me escape or try and stop me & your partner parish in the lava pit!" Then he presses a button & a trap door under Dudley was open, to show a boiling lava pit. And the pole that he & Little Kitty was tied up on started lowering. "The choice is yours! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Snaptrap laughed evilly as he started up the helicopter. Kitty was pissed. "I'll choose both, Snaptrap!!" she said, as she jumped over to Dudley. She let out her claws & started shedding Dudley's & Little Kitty's rope. "Hurry, Kitty!" Dudley exclaims. "The pole's lowering even faster!!" The ropes were finally slashed apart. Dudley did a leap over the lava pit, landing on his feet. "Here, Dudley!" Kitty called as she threw Little Kitty. He catches Little Kitty. "Good toss, Kitty." he said as he set Little Kitty down. "Now jump!! I'll catch you!!!" So Kitty did a fantastic jump over the lava pit. She lands into Dudley's arms. "Thanks." she said, as Dudley set her down. "Anytime, Kitty." Dudley started. "But how are we gonna stop Snaptrap? He's already going towards T.U.F.F." Kitty takes out her missile launcher. "With one of my smart missiles." she said, as she put in a smart missile. "And according to my calculations, Snaptrap should be over the river by now." She then shoots off the missile into the air. Snaptrap was laughing in the D.O.O.M. helicopter. "Soon, T.U.F.F. will be history and I'll be able to take over the city!" he laughed, as his eyes rolled crazily. Then he looks out the window, to see Kitty's smart missile aiming right for him. "This isn't gonna end well." he said. The smart missile hits the fuel tank of the helicopter, blowing it up to pieces. There was several explosions in the sky, as some of the fire & fuel spilled onto the bomb packages, making them go off. The exploding wreckage falls into the river below. Kitty & Dudley immediately pulls up next to the river, along with the T.U.F.F. police. Snaptrap emerges from the river, all wet. "I will now plot my revenge!!!" he shouted. "Ah, shut up!!!" Kitty said, as she arrested him and the audience laughs.Back at T.U.F.F. HQ.
Kitty & Dudley was in the Chief's office. "Secretary Katswell. Where were you?!" he shouted. "I kept buzzing you, but you didn't show up & give me my erotic massage." "I was saving Dudley & T.U.F.F., Chief." Kitty said. "Now, why would you do something so stupid for, Katswell?!" the Chief shouted. "You're no longer an agent. You're a secretary. Little Katswell's agent Big Puppy's partner now!" "No, she's not, Chief." Dudley said. "What did you say, agent Puppy?" the Chief asked in a angry tone. "I said; no she's not!" Dudley started. "You was the one, who made Little Kitty an agent. Little Kitty is a stuffed toy cat, not a living creature." Then he turns to Kitty. "Now Kitty, is a living creature. She deserves to be an agent as anyone else does. She doesn't deserve to be downgraded to a secretary. She put her nine lives on the line for everyone in Petropolis. Even you, Chief. I don't blame her, if she quits. If I was her, I wouldn't work for an horny old flea, that needs someone to jerk him off seven times a day." Kitty was flattered, at what Dudley said. "Gee, thanks Dudley." she said. Then she turned to the Chief. "If that alone what Dudley had said, haven't convince you on making me an agent again, then I'll quit & never come back here." "And that goes for me too!" Dudley said. "If Kitty quits, I quit." "Okay. Okay." the Chief said. "Katswell. You're back to being an agent." Kitty smiles widely. Dudley gives the Chief, Little Kitty's badge. "No, agent Puppy. You can keep it." the Chief said. "I've got plenty of badges. Now, why don't you two of T.U.F.F.'s best agents take the rest of the day off. Hell, why don't you two take the next month and a half off?" "Is it gonna be a paided vacation?" Kitty asked. "Yep." the Chief said with a smile. "Only my two best agents get that. Oh yeah, Keswick too. Now go on." Kitty & Dudley stands up and leave, but not before Kitty said something to the Chief. "If any villains tries to attack while we're gone, Dudley & I will be here in a straight shot. Handle their asses & then go back to our paided vacation. Is that good, Chief?" "Yeah, it's good, Agent Katswell." The Chief said. "It's good." Kitty then leaves the office.Back at her desk, Kitty sighed happily.
"It's good to be back." she said. Then Dudley walks up to her with Little Kitty. "Hey, babe." Kitty turns to him. "Oh, hey Dudley." she said as she smiled at him. "I want to thank you for saving my ass." Dudley said. "Oh, anytime Dudley." Kitty said. "And I want to thank you for standing up for me, when we was in the Chief's office. Not too many people would've done that." "Anytime, Kitty." Dudley said. "I really meant it, though. If you would quit, I would quit. Because, I can't work or live without you." Kitty smiled. "Oh, Dudley." she said as she pinched his cheek. "That was so sweet." Dudley laughs & blushes as the audience whoos & laughs. "Ha. Ha. Ha." he laughed, as he enjoys this treatment from her. Then he looks at Little Kitty, then back at Kitty. "Here Kitty." he said, as he gave Little Kitty to Kitty. "You deserve Little Kitty more than I do." "But Dudley, why?" Kitty asked, as she held Little Kitty. "I brought this for you." "Because, I already have a cat in my life." Dudley responded, as he smiled at Kitty. Kitty blushed & smiled. "Aw, thanks Dudley." Then she sets Little Kitty, on the other side of her computer. "You are officially off-duty, Little Kitty." Kitty said. "So, what do you wanna do, since the Chief given us, the rest of the day off?" Dudley asked. "How about, you come over to my apartment and spend time with me?" Kitty asked, as the audience whoos. "So, that means, we're a couple now?" Dudley asked. "Boyfriend & Girlfriend?" "Yes." Kitty said. "HOORAY!!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he hugs Kitty. Kitty hugs him back. "There's something, I need to give to you, Dudley." she said. "Is it candy?" Dudley asked, as the audience laughs. "No. It's this." Then Kitty gave Dudley a small kiss on the cheek. The audience whoos. "W-What was that f-f-f-f-for?" Dudley stuttered like Keswick, while blushing a bit. "That's for catching me, when I jumped over the lava pit at Snaptrap's." Kitty said. "And this next kiss is for standing up for me in the Chief's office." She gives Dudley a long passionate kiss, right in the lips. The audience whoos louder. Dudley falls onto the floor, as the audience laughs. "Hi-gee-gee!" he exclaims, as the audience laughs at his stupidity. Kitty laughs. "Okay, it's time to end the chapter now, Dudley sweetie." "Okay, babe." Dudley said, still on the floor. Kitty looks at the camera. "Make sure you readers review." Then she does a sexy headshot pose. The audience applaudes, as the 'Kitty Katswell Show' 70's theme plays for the last time. End chapter.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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