Petting Doom | By : FairySlayer Category: +G through L > Invader Zim Views: 6129 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the "Invader Zim" franchise or have any association with it whatsoever; we do not make any money for writing this story. Invader Zim (c) Jhonen Vasquez or Nickelodeon or whatever. |
FADE IN with a wide view over the city park. Many adults stroll around the pond or sit on benches while children play in the early afternoon sun. A few people walk their dogs along the paths around the large hill in the center; most fail to pick up after their pets, as some children discover when they roll down the hill. QUICK ZOOM: Zim strides quickly through the park, with his shoulders hunched and fingers tense. He wears a scowl as he grumbles and curses. ZIM: Stupid lousy Earth people, taking my stupid lousy Gir away from me! Oh, I'll get them -- they'll see. I'll destroy and then enslave them all... well, perhaps just one or the other, and I'll be just fine by myself. Yes, perfectly happy all alone. Zim looks off to the side of the path and spots a familiar-looking blonde girl, about seven years old, sitting with her legs crossed as she plays with two dolls. She's wearing a pink low-cut sun dress that would barely fall over her legs if she were standing, but now it clearly reveals her panties, which are rather fancy and revealing for such a young girl. Zim recognizes her as MOOFY, the Girly Ranger who had once had her foot stuck in his front yard, attracting much unwanted media attention. As he's about to slink away without being noticed, he is suddenly intrigued by horrific and violent way she's using the dolls: she has the male doll lying on top of the female, obviously trying to force the female doll deep into the filth by pressing his entire body against her with all his might. Meanwhile, Moofy playfully makes little horrified screaming noises for the female. MOOFY (gruff voice): You have displeased me for the last time, Stacy. I shall destroy you! MOOFY (high voice): Oh, please forgive me! I'll do better next time, I promise! Have mercy! MOOFY (gruff voice): Mercy is for the weak, you pathetic worm! MOOFY (high voice): Noooooo...! GACK! Moofy bites down on the head of the female doll, angrily biting it off. Then she turns and spits it a good twenty feet, directly into a trash can. Zim raises his eyebrows, visibly impressed, and then he rubs his chin while thinking. MOOFY (gruff voice): I shall now do unspeakable things to your corpse, ha ha ha! CUT TO: Zim steps over towards her as a big smile forms on his face. He kneels down and taps her on the shoulder. ZIM (interrupting): Excuse me, Moofy, right? She looks up at him with a huge smile and nods enthusiastically. ZIM: I couldn't help noticing your extremely violent human-hating ways and your compact yet completely inconspicuous form. It seems you have many of the qualities I desire for some very special plans, so why don't you come with me and we can ... Just then, a large girl's fat, ugly hand grips Zim's shoulder and turns him to face her. ZOOM OUT to see a large, extremely ugly red-headed girl, GREG, leader of the Girly Rangers. Out of uniform she's a bit less hideous looking, wearing corduroy pants and a green sweatshirt. Three other cute little girls in revealing children's attire are standing around her. GREG: Hey, mister! Are you trying to get this adorable and helpless little girl to go off with you? ZIM: Uh, well, I was just wondering if she... GREG: Look here, buddy. It's $200 for the rest of the day, and if you want her to wear her Girly Ranger outfit you have to leave a cleaning deposit. Zim stutters and looks back and forth, utterly confused. Greg puts her arm around his back and they turn to face Moofy, who now spreads her legs wide in the air and playfully hooks her thumbs into the waistband of her panties. Zim looks back up at Greg, squinting and shrugging as he sputters unintelligibly. GREG: Just have her back here by eight o'clock, and make sure you feed her dinner and give her a bath. Greg takes her hand off of his shoulder and waves them around while complaining to no one in particular. GREG (suddenly scowling): Like I need to tell you guys to give her a bath: you always do, yeah, but I mean after you're done, too. Their parents get mad when I bring them home all sticky. Moofy and the other girls' eyes go wide as they turn to one another and nod emphatically in agreement. GREG: Any questions? ZIM: But... but... but...! WOMAN: Sure: butt, pussy, mouth... Wherever you want as long as you don't hurt her. Thoroughly flustered, Zim looks back at the little girl questioningly. Her blue eyes sparkle as she holds out her hand towards him and smiles beautifully. Zim's upper lip contorts as half squints one eye at her, completely flabbergasted. ZIM (doubtfully): Oookaaaaay... MOOFY (giggling): Of course! Anything to support the Girly Rangers. Horrified, Zim turns sideways and stumbles back a few steps. Greg brings her meaty hand down on his shoulder again, clutching him tightly. GREG: Look, we're not with Dateline or anything. Go ahead: take her and do your thing, or rather, have her do your thing, heh heh heh. ZIM: No, you see, I didn't want her t... GREG (interrupting): Hey, take your pick then! Greg waves her free hand towards the other girls, who all move in and begin touching and stroking Zim's arms, chest and face. They slowly back him up behind some bushes. One girl starts rubbing her hand up his thigh, making his squeedly spooch tremble with strange and scary sensations. He tries to move away from Greg and the three girls, but Moofy has gotten up and blocks his escape. He desperately tries to remember what the bitty girl was selling when he first encountered her. ZIM (panicking): No, this isn't what I had in mind. I just wanted to eat some of your, uh, sweet Girly Ranger cookies. Yes, that's it! The girls smile and giggle, one even squealing with delight, as they begin to pull down their panties from underneath their short dresses. One lean girl lifts her skirt, showing off her unusually pudgy, hairless little vulva as Greg snaps her fingers, signaling another girl to pull a picnic blanket from the bushes and spread it open between Zim and the little exhibitionist. ZIM: No, I mean, you know, like, chocolate cookies. The little girl simply shrugs for a moment before turning around and bending over. Two other girls help support her while pulling up the back of her skirt. The girl reaches back with both hands and spreads her cheeks wide, revealing her tiny pink pucker above the bottom of her round little cunny. As Greg and Moofy try to help Zim to his knees, he breaks free and runs out of the bushes, screaming. Once back on the path, he turns back the way he came and runs as fast as he can. ZIM (screaming): Giiiiir! I need you! Save me from these frightening creatures! FADE OUT
CUT TO: Back at Dib & Gaz's house, Dib is still sitting on the floor cuddling Gaz but he's now looking off into space, somewhat worried. Gaz glances up at his face, jutting out her lower lip to blow some of her messed up hair away from her eyes; then she gazes longingly at the Game Slave 2 plugged into the television. Inhaling sharply through her nose, her eyes cross in aggravation. Dib stops his absentminded strokes and looks down at her pretty eyes, getting her attention. Suddenly fearful, he slides his little sister off of his lap and slides back on his butt while pulling up his pants. Gaz's curiosity is piqued and she slides her legs around and stands on her knees, facing him with a questioning expression.
DIB (afraid): I can't believe it. I'm such a pervert! What did I just do to you, Gaz! GAZ: Not much, actually. (grumbling) Unless boring me counts. DIB (about to cry): Oh, man! I'm nothing but a lousy pedophile! GAZ (flatly): Yeah. But with a little practice you'll be a fantastic pedophile. DIB (annoyed): No, Gaz, I'm serious! This is bad. Real bad. GAZ (deadpan): Oh yeah, it's so naughty. Someone spank me. She looks Dib in his face and raises her eyebrows sarcastically, but before he can respond there's a loud SLAP! Gaz's face instantly takes on a horrifically angry expression, and Dib just freezes in place, looking behind his little sister but not believing his eyes. QUICK PAN : Gir, squinting his red glowing eyes, is standing behind Gaz and leaning towards her with his left metal hand on her hip; his right claw is pressed flat against the little girl's deliciously smooth, round bum, where he had just spanked her. GIR (seriously): I obey, mistress! Eyes closed tightly, Gaz face turns red and she shudders with rage while Dib can only watch in horror. SLAP! The little robot spanks her again, then he mashes her butt cheek around with his caliper, as if making sure that the hard, painful slap doesn't somehow fall off. GIR (eyes still red): Naughty little girls must be punished! Gaz trembles and shakes, her blood boiling as she turns her head around as far as it will go, seething as she stares angrily into his eyes. The idiotic machine cocks his head sideways, to match Gaz's angle, and looks at her face curiously. Dib chokes for a moment, realizing that he's forgotten to breathe, and is shocked to see that Gir is cocking his arm back yet again. DIB (weakly, almost tearful): Why would you do that, Gir? Gir stops his arm and looks up at Dib. His eyes go wide and turn back to magenta as a huge, dopey smile fills the rest of his face. He bashfully leans on one leg while gently swaying the other back and forth. GIR (embarrassed): 'Cause you two were ignoring me. Teeheehee. Then, the insanely stupid robot lands his final spank on Gaz's behind, leaving a third red mark on an otherwise perfectly smooth, white bottom. CUT TO - CLOSE UP: Dib covers his eyes with one hand and weakly waves bye-bye with the other. A terrifying fist-on-metal sounds is heard. CUT TO: A huge explosion rips through the wall, sending dust and debris everywhere with a loud crash. ZOOM OUT: It's the City Clerk's office, a large space with fifty desks, most of which are occupied by the senior clerks: men and women of various ages dressed in drab business attire. All are either sleeping in their chairs, looking at porn on the Internet, making chains out of paper clips, drawing erotic pictures of WWOEC members, gossiping, etc. Only the junior clerk seems to even notice as he takes another sip of coffee from his Styrofoam cup. CLERK (sighing): I guess I'll have to request an addendum to our cleanup budget. He takes another sip as Zim, on his PAK's spider legs, scurries in and quickly pins the junior clerk up against the wall by his throat. Still, no one else there even glances to see what the fuss is about. Using two spider legs to immobilize the administrative putz, Zim comes to rest on his own feet. CLERK: I told you, sir, I'm on a break. Go back to the end of the line and wait your turn. ZIM: Silence! Your puny Earthenoid productivity-stoppage measures shall not be effective against Zim! The clerk tries to take another sip of coffee, but Zim knocks the cup from his hand and then slaps him several times. However, the clerk barely even winces and, though pinned, attempts to reach for another cup. CLERK (slightly annoyed): Sir, didn't anyone ever tell you that you can't fight city hall? ZIM (slapping his face again): Oh, but I can! CLERK: No you can't. ZIM (more irritated): But I'm doing it -- I'm fighting city hall right now! CLERK: But you can't. ZIM: Why not? CLERK: You're not supposed to. ZIM: But I am! CLERK: Then stop it. ZIM: GAAAAH! Zim raises his hands as he roars in frustration. After releasing one more growl, he rubs his chin while thinking. The clerk simply keeps trying to reach the cups. Zim turns back to the clerk, speaking in a calm yet assertive voice. ZIM: You know, I actually found that animal-not-hurting presentation upstairs rather amusing. The disembodied voice went into great detail why I shouldn't electrocute, burn, dismember, or even suffocate those creatures that are even lower than you filthy, disgusting... er, I mean us filthy, disgusting humans. Sure, it sounds boring, until you realize one thing. CLERK (dispassionately): What's that, sir. Several more arms emerge from Zim's PAK, one holding a blowtorch which shoots out a long blue flame; another, a circular saw blade that revs up and then stops; the next two, a few feet apart, momentarily spewing sparks between them; and the last holding a hangman's noose. They all slowly close in on the clerk as Zim speaks. ZIM (getting into his face): They didn't say you can't do all that to A HUMAN! CLERK: Very interesting, sir. But you still need to go up to Animal Control on the third floor... ZIM: ...OR JUST HIS ... let's see... TESTICLES! Sure, that works. All of the mechanical arms suddenly drop to just in front of the clerk's crotch, flaming, sparking and revving loudly. The clerk deftly snatches the papers from Zim's hand and reaches to the counter. CLERK: So that's 'Zim' with one Z and one M, right? (stamping and signing stuff before turning back to Zim.) Okay, here's the address where you can pick up your beloved pet, and I'm truly sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you. ZIM (looking at the paper): Yes! Yes! Through fair negotiation, subtle persuasion and his mastery of appropriate Earth creature behavior, Zim is victorious once again! HAHAHAHA! CLERK: Do you mind? ZIM (snapping back): What? CLERK: Could you please put me down? ZIM (thinking): Put you down? (to self) Oh, that was in the film, too. (to clerk) Yes, I'd be happy to 'put you down!' ZOOM IN: Zim's laughing face as the various devices can be heard firing, zapping, and slicing up the clerk, who lets out a short blood-curdling scream. A few splatters of blood land on Zim's face as a few puffs of black smoke waft by. In the background, the other clerks still don't acknowledge that anything is amiss. Zim continues to laugh for several moments after the noises stop and then regains his composure. All of the arms return to his PAK. ZOOM OUT: Looking at the papers in his hand, he tries to wipe some of the blood off. Then he holds the papers sideways, towards the smoldering and bloody spot on the wall, and points to one part. ZIM: I can barely read your handwriting. Is that a 5 or a 6 in the address? (looking at the mess) Oh, right. He turns around and slowly heads to the gaping hole in the wall, pondering his next move while everyone else continues to ignore everything. ZIM (suddenly excited): I know! I'll just call him on the communicator! Why didn't I think of it before? (activating it) Gir! Are you there? Come in, Gir. Where are you? GIR (voice, playfully): I'm at Dib's house. ZIM (frightened): DIB'S HOUSE!? Are you all right?While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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