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Memoirs of the Toot Fairy	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 19971 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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The Icky Strikes Back 3

“It’s so wonderful!”
That how Tootie described her life as she carried her schoolbooks close to her chest while joyfully floated down the hallway towards her room…literally, her fairy magic working involuntarily as she continued to marvel over how perfect her life had become. She was in a serious relationship with her near lifelong crush, she was the apprentice of the Tooth Fairy with access to magical abilities and, the icing on the cake for her, she physically & mentally humiliated her older sister, Vicky.
Life was sweeter than the smile on her face.
But as she reached her bedroom, she was startled to find the door kicked off its hinges. And what was worse, a portal wide open in the middle of the room.
“Wha…what’s going on here?” She asked, warily entering her room. Placing her books on a nearby nightstand, she pulled out her magic wand, expecting a surprise attack; possibly from the Platinum Princess or one of her goons. She looked for anything out of the ordinary in her room, and spotted it in the form of her toy trunk rattling and jumping around wildly. Muffled yells emitted from it as Tootie slowly made her approach. Gripping her wand tightly, she reached forward, flipped open the latch and swung the lid open…only to see Binky pop out like a Jack-in-a-Box.
“FINALLY!” He exhaled. “I thought I’d never get out of there!”
“Binky? What were you doing in there?” asked Tootie, expressing confusion.
“Tootie?” He gasped. “How’d you find me?”
“This is my room…”
“Oh, it was horrible, Tootie!” Binky confessed. “Some big, evil redheaded woman stole my wand, and then trapped me in this trunk filled with pink Teddy Bears wearing strap-ons and pink hats.”
Tootie’s face turned beet red at that moment. “Uh, yeah…this must be…someone else’s trunk.” Her embarrassment quickly went to the wayside as Binky’s words gave her a reminder. “Wait, did you say she took your wand?” Binky nodded his head, and Tootie turned back towards the open portal, putting two & two together. “No…oh no…” She uttered in hushed fear. “She…she’s in Fairy World!”
“Oh no, this isn’t good!” Binky stated. “I saw the evil in her eyes. Who knows what she could do in Fairy World with my wand!?”
Tootie knew, and she could already imagine it. Buildings & clouds in flames, thousands of fairies enslaved in chains; not to mention what she would do to everyone on earth with that power. And she knew who her first target would be…
“Timmy!”
Waving her wand, she quickly transformed into her Fairy Apprentice uniform. “We have to go to Fairy World and stop her!”
BEEP-BEDEEP! BE-BE-BE-BEDEEP!
Tootie glanced down at her Fairy Beeper and examined the message. “I mean, you have to go to Fairy World and stop her!”
“Wh-what?”
She quickly darted towards Binky and grabbed him by the collar, pulling him close. “Listen, I can’t go! I still have to protect Chip Skylark’s teeth for the Tooth Fairy! But you have to protect Timmy until I’m done with my mission!”
“But-but-but I can’t…”
“You! Will! Protect! Timmy!” The glare on Tootie’s face & the fire in her eyes made Binky quake uncontrollably in fear. His heart rate tripled in speed, his teeth chattered loudly, and sweat poured down him like Niagara Falls. Needless to say, his answer came quickly.
“Y-Y-Y-YES! I’ll-I’ll protect him!” He nervously stuttered. “Y-Y-You c-can count on m-m-me!”
Pleased with his answer, Tootie released her grip on him and…
POOF!!!
…Quickly made her exit to deal with her mission. Binky wiped his brow breathing a sigh of relief. “Oh man, she’s scarier than Jorgen! Speaking of, I’m gonna need help with this one.”
And with that, the bald fairy rushed through the opening in Tootie’s room, into Fairy World to proceed with his mission.

It was 4:42pm when Timmy Turner exited the doors of the Dimmsdale DimmaDome. Wearing a purple T-Shirt, jeans and his trademark pink hat, he carried a pink sports bag as he dribbled a green basketball along his side. He had just left practice for the Dimmsdale Ballhogs and his job as the Ballhogs ball boy for the day. And the first thing he wanted to do was get some rest.
“Man, these days as being the Ball Boy are getting tough.” Timmy huffed. “Don’t tell me it’s not hard work getting a basketball out of the hands of a Multi-Million Dollar player.”
“Well it can’t be as hard as the concrete!” Cosmo commented as the green ball.
Timmy immediately ceased his bouncing. “Sorry about that, Cosmo.”
“Eh, it’s OK.” The green fairy told him. “But maybe we can switch to the spinning?” Timmy obliged his fairy by spinning him rapidly on his fingertip. “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
“Timmy, you’re still gonna pay a visit to Tootie, aren’t you?” The pink hat a.k.a. Wanda asked.
“Are you kidding? Nothing is gonna stop me from seeing my favorite girl!” Timmy proclaimed proudly, just as a comic book appeared out of thin air in front of him on the sidewalk. “The Titanium-covered first edition of the Crimson Chin #100? Where he marries Hair Razor and they have a family but some demon comes along and wipes his memory of it!? SUH-WEET!!!”
Timmy reached down to pick up the prized comic as Wanda protested. “Wait, Timmy! That comic just came out of nowhere! It could be a trapped.”
“Oh please, Wanda.” Timmy responded. “Besides, how could someone possibly put a trap in a thin comic book like this?”
Timmy received his answer when he opened the book to the first page…and received a boxing glove right between the eyes. Young Turner began to lose consciousness, just as another figure poofed themselves in front of him…a sinister, yet familiar figure.
5 Minutes Later…
“Ugh…where am I?”
The daze began to wear off on Timmy as opened his eyes, and found himself, strangely, inside of Dimmsdale High’s old gymnasium. “Oh geez, this can’t be good.”
“Ya damn right it isn’t twerp.”
That voice sent a bone-shaking chill down Timmy’s spine. It could only belong to one being of evilness…Vicky. She stepped out of the shadows to reveal herself wearing a lavish black cape & spiked shoulder pads along with her traditional green baby-T & black jeans.
“I should’ve known you were behind this!” Timmy said, ready to leap at her & attack. He found it impossible to do though, as he was tied up with thick purple rope & bound to a chair. “You tied me up? Seriously?”
Vicky grinned evilly. “I just wanted you to have a front row seat…TO YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!!”
Timmy rolled his eyes in response. “Yeah, whatever. Cosmo, Wanda, turn her head into a Cow…Cosmo? Wanda?”
The grin on Vicky’s face grew wider as she walked over to a curtain. “Oh, do you mean…Your Fairy Godparents!?” Snatching back the curtain, she revealed the fate of Timmy’s fairies; they were currently trapped under a huge butterfly net, rendering the powerless.
“TIMMY!!!” They both cried.
The pink-hatted teen narrowed his eyes at his foe in anger. “You trapped them? How could you trap them!? How do you even know their weakness?”
“Oh, I know a LOT about fairies now, Turner.” Vicky revealed. “Especially since I made a little trip to…Fairy World!”
An ominous sense of dread filled the room as Timmy gulped hard. “You’ve…been to…Fairy World?”
“That’s ri-i-i-ght.” Vicky answered in a sing-song voice. “And I met some lovely people there who know you very well, and want you as gone as I do!”
“Why are you doing this!?” Timmy yelled. “Just because I have Fairies? Because Tootie and I are together!?”
“It’s all of it, twerp!” Vicky viciously snapped back. “What do you think I am, stupid!? You and Tootie will probably use your powers to make me your pathetic slave! I know you want payback for the misery I caused you…but you won’t have the satisfaction.” As she continued, she walked over to a humongous object which was shrouded under a black cloak in the middle of the room. “I’m putting an end to it right now! No more Fairies saving you butt, no more of you & my munchkin sister…sleeping in my bed…”Vicky shuddered saying those last words. “…and most of all, No more Timmy Turner.”
With that said, she snatched the cloak off of the object and revealed it to Timmy; it was a Time Bomb, in the most cruelest & literal of senses. The large clock on the front read 5pm, and had a red explosion insignia where the 6 o’clock insignia should be.
“In one hour, this time bomb will hit 6pm, and you will be vaporized from this existence!” Vicky cheered fiendishly.
“Do you really think you’ll get away with this!?” Timmy asked. “People will know I’m gone!”
“No they won’t.” Vicky countered. “Because with my power, I’ll wipe images of you from Everyone’s memories! It’ll be like you never existed…except for Tootie. I’ll let her keep memories of you, knowing she can’t do anything about it!”
Cackling maniacally, Vicky walked towards the exit of the gym as Timmy struggled with his restraints. It was of no use though; the ropes held him to the chair, as his fate seemed set.
“Aw man…how am I gonna get out of this one!?”

Meanwhile…
“Jorgen! JORGEN!!!”
Little Binky was flying faster than his fairy wings ever carried him before. He was exhausted, but he had to get the information there to the one Fairy who would know how to best handle this situation. And Binky found him, in the Command Room of the Fairy World Fairy Distribution Center.
“Binky! What is the meaning of this!?” Jorgen ordered. “You KNOW not to interrupt me when I’m scrambling the Fairies!”
“But…sir…urgent…report!” Binky huffed. “Human…in…Fairy World!”
Every Fairy in the room gasped upon hearing that news, except Jorgen, who only hardened his look. “What is the big deal? Humans come to Fairy World all the time with their Fairies.”
Still trying to catch his breath, Binky continued. “Human…in…Fairy World…without Fairy!”
Gasps rounded the room again, with Jorgen joining in this time. “Who would dare set foot in Fairy World without a Fairy to accompany them!?”
Finally, Binky regains enough of his breath to stop speaking in broken sentences. “It was the sister of the Tooth Fairy’s apprentice!” He revealed. “Somehow she ripped open a portal to Fairy World, then she took my wand!”
Jorgen just dropped his head & shook it. “Ugh. I knew it was a mistake letting Timmy Turner’s girlfriend have access to Fairy World.”
“Sir! We should contact to Tooth Fairy and—!”
“NOO!!!” Jorgen hollered, rattling the very walls of the room. “If my lovely wife finds out about this, she would strip Tootie of her powers, and Timmy of his Godparents. And more importantly, she would take out her anger on me!”
“But what should we do?” Binky asked. “Tootie said that her sister would go after Timmy Turner to destroy him.”
Jorgen thought for a moment, before coming up with an idea. “I cannot protect puny Turner now; I’m in the middle of giving some poor, pathetic, lonely child a Fairy Godparent. But go to this address, Binky. They can help.”
Jorgen handed his subordinate a card, and as Binky read it, his eyes widened a little. “Wait. Isn’t this were Cos—!”
“GO! NOW!!!” Jorgen demanded. “There is no time to waste!”
“YES, SIR!!!” Binky replied, before poofing away to head to his destination.
Jorgen prepared to do the very same. “And I hope that you are not too late…”

It was 5:45pm when Tootie stepped foot into the record studio building. It was where the alert informed her of Chip Skylark’s location. The halls were darkened as she moved through them, passing recording studios while looking through their windows for any sign of either pop star. The 5th window was where she spotted Chip, tied to a chair and gagged.
“Chip!” Tootie exclaimed, storming into the studio. “Don’t worry; I’ll save you and…”
“But who is gonna save you, girlie?”
Suddenly, the lights in the studio came on, and Tootie found herself in a cavernous room, with the Platinum Princess staring down at her from atop a skyscraper-like platform on the other side of the room.
“Wow, this room looks a lot smaller from the outside.” Tootie noted.
“Blame the designer.” Britney replied. “So, little Miss Tooth Fairy, you fell right into my trap!”
“A trap?” Tootie asked, arching up an eyebrow.
KA-THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Yes, a trap. A possibly lethal one as the wall to Tootie’s left crashed down. As the dust cleared, Tootie learned just how lethal, as she found herself face to “face”…with a gigantic robotic not-so-compact disc.
“Meet Cecil the CD!” Britney announced. “My studio use to use him as a Mascot to advertise new CD’s that were coming out.”
Tootie shot her a strange look. “What’s a CD?”
Britney almost dropped her jaw upon hearing that. But after a quick glimpse at Tootie’s belt, which was holstering an MP3 Player, she rolled her eyes. “Jeez, what is it with kids today? GET HER!!!”
The towering CD let out a thunderous holler as it clenched its fist and went on the attack. As with all giant foes, it started out by trying to step on Tootie, a task much harder than it appeared as Tootie used her Fairy wings for added speed to avoid his stomps. Each one of them caused the building to shake and fall apart, which didn’t go unnoticed by the Fairy Apprentice.
“I can’t keep fighting this thing.” She said to herself. “I gotta grab Chip and get out of here to check on Timmy!”
Switching her focus, she zoomed across the floor over towards the entrapped pop star. But when she got within arm’s distance…
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!!
…She found him to be protected by an invisible electric forcefield. “Where did all the dollies go?” She said in a daze, before falling to the ground.
The Platinum Princess was laughing victoriously over the development. “Why don’t you give it up, girlie?” She taunted. “This is a woman’s game, and clearly you’re not up to the task.”
Little did she know though, her ‘helpful critique’ only served to anger Tootie, as she hopped back to her feet. “That’s it, no more games! Turn into a Pineapple!”
Gripping her wand firmly, she pointed it at the gigantic disc and…
POOF!!!
…nothing. Just a cloud of dust which it easily emerged from. “Uh, turn into a Laptop?”
POOF!!!
…still nothing. “A Llama. A statue! A plate of spaghetti!”
POOF!!!
…and again, nothing. “Silly girl!” The Platinum Princess taunted. “Did you think I wouldn’t be prepared after your little stunt at the concert? My CD Enforcer is protected with a special power that makes him magic-proof. I got it from this creepy guy who likes yell about fairies at random times.”
And that was the straw that broke the camel’s back…Crocker. Tootie faced a magic-proof monster while her love was in danger from her sadistic older sister, and Crocker was the cause. But she wasn’t about to let it continue on. Using both hands, she clenched her wand tightly, and yelled the first two words that came to her head as she aimed it at her foe.
“TOOTIE BEAM!!!!”
A moment later, a multi-colored concentrated beam of energy emitted from the star head of the wand, one powerful enough to drive a hole right through Cecil the CD, rendering it to a giant, metallic, very flat donut, right before the rest of its body shattered and the pieces fell harmlessly to the ground.
“NOOO!!!” Britney cried in anger, falling to her knees. Before she could react though, Tootie flew up to the Platinum Princess’ pedestal and grabbed her by the collar.
“Now Look…” She began, rage in her eyes & voice. “…I got someone very important to me who could be in danger, and YOU are stopping me from saving him! So let Chip Skylark go, NOW!!!”
“I…I can’t!” Britney broke down, tears welling in her eyes.
“Why not!?” Tootie asked, now angered & confused.
“He…he…” It was too embarrassing for Britney-Britney to reveal in the open, even with no one around. So instead, she leaned into Tootie’s ear and whispered the reason why she had made it her life’s commitment to go after Chip Skylark. And the secret was enough to widen the young pig-tailed woman’s eyes, drop her jaw, and make her face turn red with blush. Once done, Tootie gently released Britney from her hold, as Britney in turned deactivated the forcefield holding Chip with her power glove.
Tootie then flew down to the tied up pop star and sliced his ropes, granting him freedom. “I’m free! Yes indeed! I’m free-e-e-e-e-e-e-ee!” He sung while breaking into a dance routine. He quickly cut it short though when he spotted Tootie glaring at him. “What? That dance isn’t out of style, is it?”
“Give back what you took from Britney, or I’ll be back!” She warned, before poofing away in a cloud of purple smoke, leaving the two pop stars along.
Taking off her mask, Britney-Britney joined Chip on the ground level, as he smiled at her and laughed nervously. “Heh, no hard feelings?”
“You are so not opening for my Comeback Tour!” She told him.

POOF!!!
In a flash of purple, Tootie appeared floating high above the city of Dimmsdale. “I gotta find Timmy before Vicky does. Maybe I can home in on his location…”
“Hello!? Is this thing on!?”
A brief shiver rolled across Tootie as she heard a familiar voice ringing in her ears. It was her sister Vicky, coming in as clear as day. But as Tootie looked around her, she saw no one sharing her airspace.
“Hey! Are you there, munchkin!?”
Then suddenly, it hit the young apprentice…her wand. Grabbing it, she held the star-tip up to her face…and saw the image of her sister within it. “There you are, Tootie.” Vicky said. “It’s so good to see you again.”
“How can you contact me like this!?” Tootie demanded to know.
“Oh, it’s easy.” Vicky revealed. “After I took a quick trip to Fairy World, I decided to keep the wand I stole from that bald-headed wimp! It’s really quite useful, I’m in Maui right now sipping Mai-Tai’s waiting for the Big Erase.”
That last statement confounded Tootie. “The Big Erase?”
“Oh, I didn’t tell you?” Vicky asked, feigning forgetfulness. “I’m celebrating Timmy Turner being WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!!!”
The rage in Tootie boiled over at that moment. “WHAT DID YOU DO WITH TIMMY!?!?!?”
Vicky grinned evilly in response. “Nice to see that anger runs in the family. As for your boyfriend, he’s a little ‘tied up’ at the moment. Don’t worry though, once my bomb goes off, you’ll never know he existed!”
Tootie was literally shaking with rage, her teeth grinding and her eyes ablaze. “When I find you, I’m gonna…”
“YOU’RE GONNA DO NOTHIN’!” Vicky barked, cutting her little sister off. “That is, if you don’t wanna save Timmy’s life! And by my watch you got…10 seconds to get to the old Dimmsdale Gymnasium. Better flap those little fairy wings fast! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”
The sound of Vicky’s laughter echoed through Tootie’s ears, but she ignored it as she flew faster than she ever had before since she gained her new Fairy Powers. The Dimmsdale High Gym was just 2 blocks away. She could bust through the doors, save Timmy and be out before whatever trap Vicky set up goes off. She could do it. She could do it!
KRAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
…
A dark mushroom cloud rose high into the sky, spreading grayness all around as Tootie slowly floated to the street. Shock was too dull of a word to describe Tootie’s state. No, she was in a state of pure dread, and instinctively she ran towards the explosion site. Tears began streaming down her face once she reached the wreckage; all she saw was rubble of what was once Dimmsdale High’s Gymnasium. She walked through the area, stepping over charred remains of basketball hoops and benches…yet she saw no sign of her beloved.
“No…Timmy…”
She was close to breaking down. She had everything she could’ve ever wanted, and in the blink of an eye, her older sister took it all away…
…or did she?
“Hey!”
Quickly glancing over to her left, Tootie spotted a large pile of rubble collapsing to show a purple energy bubble underneath. Inside the bubble, Timmy & his Fairy Godparents. “What’s with all the crying & stuff?” He asked sarcastically, trying to make her feel better.
As the energy bubble collapsed, Timmy discovered that it worked. “TIMMY!!!!”
A little too well, as Tootie glomps him to the ground. “ACK! MY RIBCAGE!!!”
Hugging him tight, she peppered his face with kisses, grateful to see her man still in existence. Eventually, she slowed down and noticed Cosmo & Wanda still trapped in a butterfly net. “Wait a minute, if Cosmo & Wanda were trapped, who saved you?”
Timmy grinned. “Let’s just say it’s good to have an extended Fairy Family.” He then pointed across the wreckage to where a boy was standing. This boy appeared to be no more than 10 years old, but an expert at magic from the wand in his hand and the crown on his head. His hair was purple and swirled, and his outfit consisted of a purple dress shirt, a yellow tie and black slacks. Twirling the wand in his hand, he confident strolled over to Cosmo & Wanda.
“Poof, you are the man!” Timmy told him.
Poof only shot his god-brother a thumbs-up as he removed the butterfly net ensnaring his parents. Almost immediately they poofed to his side, Wanda hugging him tightly and Cosmo issuing him a playful noogie.
“Oh Poof, you saved us!” Wanda exclaimed.
“Yeah, that’s my boy!” Cosmo added. “A chip off the old block! Hey wait a minute, where’s Mama Cosma? Wasn’t she supposed to watch you?”
A look of guilt washed over Poof’s face as he held up his wand. Cosmo & Wanda both looked into the star tip, and saw the reason for his guilty look; Mama Cosma’s house was in flames, due to a huge, rampaging purple 3-headed Hydra…Cosmo’s former pet.
“Yep, he’s certainly a chip off the old blockhead.” Wanda quipped, grinning at her husband.
“GAH! No!” Cosmo cried. “We gotta get there before he uses Jorgen’s house as a Fire Hydrant again!”
POOF!!!
And with that, the Fairy Family was gone from the scene, leaving Timmy & Tootie alone.
“So, how did your day go?” Timmy asked.
Tootie just smiled back at her man, and embraced him again, still so grateful.

“A Sex Tape!?”
Inside of Tootie’s room, Timmy could only stare at the TV screen with his jaw dropped as wild & uninhibited sex acts occurred. The footage was clear; it was Britney-Britney & Chip Skylark doing the deed on the tape, which has found its way into Tootie’s hands.
“Yep, that’s what Britney was after.” Tootie told him.
“You mean all this time she was after Chip Skylark for a sex tape!?” Timmy asked again. “Remind me to never become a celebrity.”
Across the room, sitting on Tootie’s nightstand by the window were Cosmo & Wanda in Timmy’s fishbowl. “You won’t have to worry about that, Timmy.” Cosmo assured him. “With your buck teeth, your bad taste in clothing, your poor—MMMPHHH!!!”
Thankfully, Wanda took the time to apply a cork in his husband’s mouth a la magic “Well, at least they made peace with each other…somewhat.” She said, before turning to Tootie. “Did the Tooth Fairy like how you handled it?”
“She loved it!” Tootie answered. “In fact, she’s giving me full usage of Fairy World magic! Now I don’t have to worry about losing my powers.”
“Well good, cause we’re gonna need them for Vicky.” Timmy informed her.
“What do you mean, sport?” Wanda asked.
“I don’t think Vicky’s so alone anymore.” Timmy said. “I mean, she was able to poof me into an elaborate trap that would’ve made Doombringer look like Crocker. I think she has help, and we need to—WHUUPP!!!”
Timmy suddenly felt himself pushed on his back, courtesy of Tootie, who then mounts him. “I need to take your mind off of Vicky.” She said. “I already have my room under magical protection, so it’s just you & me. Now…how about we play The Distraction Game?”
“OOH! OOH! I love that game!” Cosmo proclaimed. “I’ll go get the rubber duck!”
And as the excited fairy swam back into the castle in the fishbowl, his wife remained outside, sighing deeply. “And it begins again…”
Tootie was speaking the truth, though. Her room was protected by a dense magical barrier which even the most experienced magic wielder would struggle against. However, just down the hall, the same barrier was in place around Vicky’s room as well. And inside the darkened room, a newly empowered Vicky sat brooding in a throne-like chair, hands clasped together right in front of her face.
“Turner survived…” She lamented, not happy over that development.
“Of course he survived. I informed you earlier that he wouldn’t be easy to do away with, even with magical powers.”
“So just how do we take down this twerp!?” Vicky barked at the voice in the darkness. “With all this power, I got plans for World Domination! And I don’t want that twerp and my annoying little sister getting in my way!”
“And they won’t. Though turner has an annoying habit of finding ways to survive, his pathetic fairies are dreadfully outmatched this time. We have the upper hand.”
“You sure about that?” Vicky asked, gazing into the shadow.
A moment later, the owner of the voice she spoke to emerged into the light of the window, along with another, revealing themselves. One wore a monocle over his right eye and the other had teeth which looked like they were in a 10-car collision. Both were dark blue and floating…they were the Anti-Fairies; Anti-Cosmo & Anti-Wanda.
“I’d stake their very lives on it.”
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