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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You stagger back into the bustling streets of Paris laughing and joking with your costumed friends as the absinthe continues pumping through your veins. It gets a little more potent with each drink and cigarette you consume. You stare at your hands watching trails come from your fingertips as you move them in front of your face not paying attention where you're walking. "Hey! Wake up! Pub!" Chat says as he taps you on your shoulder with his clawed finger snapping you out of your haze. "Huh? What pub?" you ask as you look around. "That one over there!" Viperion says pointing at a pub with French and Irish flags hanging above the awning with a sign that reads: "Lá Sona Bastille!" above the door in Gaelic. "Patty O'Brien's Irish Pub." you read aloud as you look at the larger sign above it. "Never a more Irish name to be had, is there?" Chat Noir teases you as he puts his arm around your lower back and guides you inside while Viperion politely holds open the door for you. When you enter the bar you see a beautiful redhaired girl singing along with Sally's Song by Amy Lee on a small stage with a karaoke machine set up on it. She's an amazing singer and the song seems oddly haunting. Almost prophetic, and something about it sends a small shiver up your spine. You look at the bartender behind the counter. He's a fat jolly-looking Irishman with an entirely red head. His chubby rosy cheecks indicated that he'd had a few Jamesons during the course of the day. His wild red hair almost looked like a fire atop his balding head. A familiar polka dotted superheroine was already at the bar finishing a Bailey's as she turns around to greet the three of you. "Better watch out, Patty. These three hooligans look like trouble to me." Ladybug teases the rotund barkeep making his friendly smile widen. "I knew you couldn't stay away! I'm a rather charming snake, aren't I?" Viperion asks her flicking his tongue. "And I thought Chat Noir had corny pickup lines. You can put your tongue away, I'll put it to good use later." Ladybug says as she kisses Viperion on the lips and squeezes his ass. "Corny pick up lines. My pickup lines are clever!" Chat Noir says as he pouts. "They worked on me didn't they?" you smile at him as you grab his tail and reel him in for a kiss. "They did work on you, but I have a feeling I didn't really need them. You seemed to like me already." he smiles as you sit with Ladybug at the bar. "I told you I was in love with you the first time I laid eyes on you. I'm a sucker for a cute blonde, and the sexy costume enhances this." you smile as you flick the bell around his neck getting the bartender's attention. "The ears probably help too don't they?" Chat asks making his cat ears wiggle. "What'll it be?" Patty asks you. "Did you want to try one of those IRA bombs you mentioned earlier?" Chat asks you with a happy smile. "IRA bombs? No, my love. They're Irish car bombs, and the answer is an emphatic yes!" you reply as you play with his cat ear trying to figure out how he made it move. "Stop! You're going to mess up my hair. Four Irish car bombs please." Chat tells the round-bellied bartender much to his delight. "Aye, lad. Comin' right up!" Patty replies as he walks away. "Ladybug, where do you go when you change back?" you ask her curiously. "Hmm? You mean location? I can't tell you that, you would instantly know who I am. You have met me out of costume and we've had some friendly conversations together. That's the most I can tell you." she replies as she maintains her secrecy. "No, I mean what happens when you change back? What happens when your timer runs out and you need to be Ladybug again?" you elaborate to the heroine. "Oh, I thought you meant where I live. The answer to your question is simple: Cookies. I carry about three chocolate chip cookies in my purse at all times. My kwami needs to eat before I can be Ladybug again. When I use my powers, the process starts over again." Ladybug explains as Patty drops shots into four tall glasses of Guinness. "You should know this. Why do you think I carry camembert around? It certainly isn't for its pleasing aroma." Chat reminds you. "Camembert? Is THAT what that smell is? I thought you just needed to change your socks." Viperion says with a grin. "Damnit, Plagg. You just HAD to be addicted to the most repulsive-smelling food in Paris. I suppose it could be worse, he could be addicted to Durian or Casu marzu." Chat shrugs as Patty gives each of you an Irish car bomb. "I barely smell the camembert. You mask it pretty well with that Adrien cologne you're always wearing." you smile as you pay the bartender before he can. "I told you I'd get it! Stubborn. You like my cologne, huh?" he smiles happily. "I'm not a big fan of they guy on the bottle, but I admit that it smells quite intoxicating on you." you smile as Chat Noir gets oddly quiet. "Hey! No long faces today, Chat Noir! Santé!" Viperion says holding up his glass. "SANTÉ!" the three of you say as you clink glasses and taste your Irish car bombs. "That's good, it's strong but sweet." Ladybug says looking at her glass and licking her lips. "Kind of like you, ma amour." Viperion says as he nibbles her neck making the young heroine giggle with delight. "It's a nice contrast to the bitter German beer we had down the street, isn't it?" you ask as you take a sip of the potent Irish concoction. "There's no way I can convince you that Adrien Agreste is a decent guy, is there?" Chat asks you as he sips his drink and looks a bit glum. "Why is it so important to you that I like the guy? He did patch up a cut on my head Viperion gave me once, but he's up to something. I don't know what it is, but I know it involves you and it makes me see red. Sneaky little rich fuck." you grumble as you take another sip. "I'm sure Adrien has his reasons for keeping secrets from you. He doesn't know you very well and you probably intimidate him a bit." he tells you as he sips his drink. "Good, I fucking hope so. The next time I see that rich little cumstain, I'm going to squeeze his neck until he either tells me EXACTLY what I want to know, or until his head bursts like a melon. Either way, I'll have a fun time with the spoiled little pipsqueak." you huff as sip your drink. "He's my friend, ok? I know Adrien. We're close. Attacking Adrien is like attacking me!" Chat explains to you. "You're friends with him? Why? You have nothing in common with him!" you ask the cat boy. "Everyone's friends with Adrien. He's not the rich snob stereotype like Chloe is, he's actually a sweet guy. Maybe it's the beer talking, but I'd go a little gay for Adrien." Viperion shrugs nonchalantly. "I'd pay money to see that. I'd love to see Adrien suck your cock, or vice versa. You're making me wet just thinking about it." Ladybug says as she takes a sip of her drink and bites her lip envisioning the young men committing gay acts. Chat Noir blushes a deep red overhearing their conversation. "I guess he's kind of cute in a preppy dork kind of a way. I still don't trust the guy though, he seems dishonest and shifty to me." you explain. "He really isn't. Me and Viperion are good friends with Adrien. His dad is kind of an ass, but Adrian's a sweetheart. I used to have an ENORMOUS crush on him. I have a few of his dad's fashion magazines and he uses Adrien as his top model. The swimsuit issue from last summer is a bit dog-eared if you catch my drift." Ladybug says with an aroused sigh. "You're going to make me jealous talking like that. I like Adrien, let's keep it that way." Viperion tells her. "You had a crush on Adrien Agreste? Why didn't you tell me?" Chat asks looking upset. "Why would you want to know anyway, Chat Noir? Even if I wasn't with Viperion, Adrian would be my second choice. Me and you just don't fit romantically. I love you like an older brother, but that's about as far as it goes. I did enjoy having sex with you the one time, but I couldn't see us in a relationship." Ladybug explains as she sips her drink.
"Don't worry, I appreciate you. You'll always be MY hero, Chaton." you say hugging the cat boy and kissing his cheek making him smile slightly. "I just wish you saw Adrien like WE see Adrien. You'd love him if you ever gave him a chance." Chat explains to you. "Ha! Impossible. I already love you, I don't have time to babysit fashion models." you say as you sip your Irish car bomb. "If you only gave him an hour, you'd see him for who he really is." he tells you. "That's what I'm afraid of. I told you the guy is shifty, he'd piss me off in a lot less time than an hour." you explain. "Can we change the subject? I suddenly feel quite ill." Chat Noir says as he finishes his drink and gets up from his stool. "Are you feeling ok, Chat Noir? Do you want me to order you a digestif?" Viperion asks him getting up from his stool and looking concerned. "Yes, please. I could use a nice strong cognac I think. I need to get some air, I'll be right back." Chat says as you get up to follow him. "Please... I need to be alone for a minute. I promise I'll come right back." he says holding up his hand to your chest preventing you from following him. "Are you sure, Chaton? If something's bothering you, we can talk about it." you offer as he shakes his head no. "Just give me a few minutes, ok? I won't wander off too far." he says with a small smile before walking out of the pub. "Is he ok?" you ask Ladybug. "Sometimes Chat Noir gets like that. I think he has a difficult home life, but I never press the issue with him. Just give him his space and he'll be back." she explains as she orders another round of Irish car bombs. You hear the bell above the door chime as another person enters the bar. It was Adrien Agreste. "Speak of the devil and he shall appear." you think to yourself with a sadistic grin. "Adrien! How have you been? It's good to see you!" Ladybug says as she runs over to hug the pompus little sleaze. "Don't get him soggy or anything!" Viperion says with a slight tinge of jealousy in his voice. Adrien gives you a small nervous smile that you do NOT return as he approaches Chat Noir's stool and sits down. You glare daggers into the side of the young model's head as he looks forward, occasionally glancing at you out of the corner of his eye. If looks could kill, Adrian would have a hole in his head about the size of your fist. He walked onto a minefield by sitting in Chat's seat and you were practically begging him to take a step. You wanted to hit this guy so bad you could taste it as you scowl at the timid young man. "You're in my boyfriend's seat. Unless you want me to bounce your jawbone off the jukebox, I suggest you find another place to plant your narrow ass." you say through gritted teeth as you feel your fists clench and your nostrils flare with anger. Adrien says nothing, but puts his hands up innocently and gets off the stool. "Apologies." he says quietly as he moves to the left side of Viperion sitting as far away from you as possible. You were sitting at the far right of the bar. Chat's now empty stool was on your left, Ladybug to the left of that, and Viperion was on the left side of her. Adrien was sitting four stools away from you on the far left. Ladybug and Viperion witness your altercation with Adrien and Viperion pats his friend on the back to comfort him as Ladybug shoots you a disapproving look.
You didn't give a fuck what they thought. You were being polite. After all, you didn't make Adrien eat Chat Noir's barstool for parking his ass in it. That should count for something, right? "You'll have to excuse my friend over there, they're a bit overprotective of their boyfriend." Viperion sighs attempting to smooth things over between you and Adrien. "It's ok. Chat's my friend. I'm glad he has someone who loves him enough to stick up for him." Adrien says with a nervous smile. "I'll try my best to hit the reset button." Ladybug says as she formally introduces you to Adrien. "Pleased to m-meet you." Adrien says walking over to you holding out a trembling hand. You look down at his hand before looking back up and glaring at him. "Be nice!" Ladybug scolds you as she sips her drink. "Charmed." you say coldly as you roughly squeeze his hand and smirk at Ladybug as she rolls her eyes and shakes her head. "Listen, I know you don't like me. It's quite obvious. Is there some way I can fix it? Let me give you something." Adrien says as he flips through his wallet. "I'm NOT for sale like some whore. You fucking rich snobs are all the same." you say as you narrow your eyes at him and sip your drink. "Please let me fix it. Chat Noir is my friend and I want his friends to like me. Isn't there anything I can do for you? I could teach you fencing skills, or Chinese! I speak fluent Mandarin!" the young model desperately pleads with you. "I told you that I'm not for sale. The problem with rich fucks like you is that you think you can just throw cash at problems to solve them. You want to fix things? You can start by walking the fuck out of my sight and out of my life! The only rich person I ever met who isn't a complete piece of dog shit is Luka, and you're not even fit to carry Luka's guitar! I suggest you walk away from me soon, because my glass is getting empty and I have a powerful urge to smash it on the bar and slash up that pretty face of yours!" you fume at the frightened model. "Fine. You'll never see me again. I tried to be your friend, I really did." Adrien says on the verge of tears as he walks to the door. You see him take one last look at you with a quivering lip before he runs out of the pub crying. "Good. Fuck him!" you say finishing your drink feeling victorious.
"That wasn't very nice!" Ladybug scolds you. "He got off light. I would have thrown his ass out, but I really don't want to pay for a new window." you reply as Chat Noir returns yawning and rubbing his eyes. "Are you getting tired, Chaton? Do you need a coffee or an energy drink to perk you back up?" you ask him with a happy smile as you brush Adrien's foul germs off his stool and allow Chat Noir to take his rightful place beside you. "No, I'm fine. I think my allergies are just acting up." he says sniffling and wiping his eyes. "Do you need to stop at a pharmacy when we leave? I think I saw one a few blocks over." you offer him as Viperion hands him a glass of cognac. "He doesn't need medicine, he just needs a strong drink." he says as Chat Noir guzzles the entire drink and slams the empty glass on the bar. "There you go! Enjoy Bastille day, my love!" you say planting another kiss on his cheek. For a second, he looks at you like you're a stranger before returning to his normal cat boy self a few moments later. "Are you ok, Chaton? You seem like something's bothering you all of a sudden. Did somebody mess with you outside?" you ask him protectively. "I ran into Adrien Agreste outside..." Chat Noir begins before you interject. "Ha! I knew it! We can go find him and fuck him up if you want. I'll hold his arms and you can wail on him!" you say with a laugh as you finish your drink. "No... HE didn't do anything. I spoke to him. You really upset him. You made him cry." Chat explains to you with a loud sniff. "I know. That was funny, wasn't it? Serves the little bastard right!" you chuckle feeling very pleased with yourself for vanquishing your enemy so easily. "I told you he was my friend. He has a heart, you know? Just because he's rich doesn't mean that he's not a person with feelings. You really upset him. I told you that me and him were very... close. When you mess with my friends, you're messing with ME." Chat scolds you sternly. "Look, Chat I'll level with you. I'm NOT sorry I did what I did. What I am sorry about is that fact that you're close enough to him that I'm able to upset you by doing it. You can relax though, it's over now. I think I made my point crystal clear. I doubt I'll ever see him again." you say getting up from your stool. "I have a feeling you're right." Chat says with a depressed tone. "Man, fuck guy! I'm here for YOU, not that punk Adrian Agreste! Let's go have fun and let Ritchie Rich go do his own thing." you say happily as you drag a reluctant Chat Noir towards the door as Ladybug and Viperion finish their drinks and follow.
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