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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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The four of you walk through the crowd as Ladybug's earrings beep and flash. "Looks like you're going to change back, bugaboo!" Chat says pointing at her ear. "That's right! I used my powers! Damn!" Ladybug says touching her ear. "Aww, so you're leaving?" Viperion says sounding disappointed. "Sorry, my cute python. I gotta bug out. I'll be back before the fireworks, though!" she smiles as she kisses him on his cheek and zips away on her yo-yo. "I should probably get going too. I don't want to be a third wheel or anything." Viperion tells you. "Nonsense. We're drinking, I'm not fucking Chat Noir in the street or anything. Unless you had other plans?" you smirk at the cat boy. "As fun as that sounds, I really don't want the headline in tomorrow's paper to read: Local Hero Arrested for Indecent Exposure on Bastille Day. It's kinda bad for my image as a good guy and a role model to small children, you know?" Chat explains. "Ok, so no public sex. I can't promise that I won't drag you down an alley or something later though." you tease him. "Drag me down an alley. What are you a neanderthal or something now?" he retorts with a small smile. "Me like pretty cat boy!" you say pantomiming monkey gestures and sniffing him like an animal. "Calm down, monkey. You can play with my banana later. Let's go get some Calvados for now!" Chat says happily. "That actually sounds like a good idea." Viperion chimes in. "Calvados?" you ask them curiously. "It's cider wine, you'll like it. There's a pub at the end of the block." Chat explains as you walk together past the lesbian couple you saw in the park the other day. The goth girl with the purple hair is topless and has bodypaint of a tiger on her chest. "Juleka? Where's your shirt? Why are you walking around topless?" Viperion asks sounding concerned. "It's body paint. What's it to you anyway, snake boy?" Juleka responds raising an eyebrow. "Because I'm... uh... I'm very concerned about you! You might catch cold!" he replies unconvincingly. "It's July, I'm sure I'll be fine. Do we know each other or something?" she asks him. "I'm a superhero! It's my job to make sure our citizens are safe!" he says sounding extremely dishonest. "Whatever, weirdo. Hi, Chat Noir." Juleka says giving him a small smile. "Hi Juleka! Hey, Rose! I like your piercings." Chat smiles looking at Juleka's pierced nipples before Viperion sharply elbows him. "Thank you, Chat Noir. We gotta get going now. I'm going to take Rose to get a Dubonnet. We'll probably see you around though." Juleka says waving at you and Chat Noir politely but giving Viperion a strange look.
"What the hell was that all about?" you quietly ask Chat Noir as Viperion looks back at Juleka. "Her and Viperion? Um... he's just... concerned about her." he explains seeming to not be telling you everything. "I don't know, dude. Most guys wouldn't complain about a pretty topless lesbian, would they?" you ask feeling as though you have a valid point. "With Juleka and Viperion it's... different. I really can't explain it better than that. I'm sorry." Chat says quietly. "What is he? Her dad or something? They look like they're about the same age!" you snicker. "Um... he's definitely NOT her dad. Look, I really can't say anything else about it. If I say too much, you'll figure it out and Viperion will get mad at me. My life is complicated enough without having to fistfight snake dudes." Chat explains. "Alright, fine. Forget I said anything. It just seemed weird to me. I noticed you checking her out too." you say to the cat boy. "Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything with Juleka. I can't, she's gay. I got the wrong set of plumbing to interest her. Besides, she's been with Rose for ages. Rose is an extremely sweet girl and I'd crush her if I messed around with her girlfriend." he reassures you as reach the pub at the end of the block. You all walk up to the bar as Who by Fire by Leonard Cohen plays on the jukebox. Chat orders three Calvados and you pay the bartender. "What are you doing? I would have picked up the tab." he says as he slides a Calvados to you and Viperion. "You've been paying for me all day. Let me pick up the tab for you and Viperion." you smile as you pick up your drink. "You saw what I'm carrying around in my pocket. I can take care of you just fine, remember?" Chat reminds you patting the wad of Euros in his pocket. "That's not the point. I don't want to be a burden or some kind of freeloader. You could be a millionaire and I wouldn't care less. I'd still treat you the same way. Santé!" you say as you clink glasses with them. "I really wish that was true." Chat says taking a large swig of his drink. "What do you mean by that?" you ask him curiously. "Nothing, nevermind." he says looking like something is bothering him. "You wouldn't have mentioned it if you didn't want to talk about it. You know I'd treat you the same way no matter who you are under that mask!" you say attempting to comfort him but this only seems to bother him more. "Look, I know how you feel about rich people. You see them as spoiled, evil, and useless!" he says in an oddly defensive tone. "Well aren't they? What do rich people do except steal bread from the poor to line their own greedy pockets, or spend it on yet another yacht that sits idle somewhere? They're a festering cancer on the planet dumping their shit into the sea and cutting down the trees to suffocate our grandchildren!" you say as you've always been barely able to stay above the poverty line regardless of where you lived or what job you had. "I rest my case." Chat says sounding annoyed as he drinks his Calvados. "Chat, why are you being like this? What difference does it make to you? You're still my Chaton no matter who you are!" you try to explain as you sip your drink. "Listen, I considered showing you my face. I almost did a few nights ago, but I realized that you'd probably hate me! You ADORE me as Chat Noir, I know you do. I can see it in your eyes when you look at me! I don't want to reveal my identity and throw all of that away. If you knew who I really was, you'd despise me. It would hurt me too much after all we've been through! It's probably for the best that you never find out who I am." he explains sounding upset. "Chat, I could never hate you!" you try to explain. "I wish I could believe that, I really do. I know you well enough to know you'd hate me if I showed you who I really am." he says finishing his drink and waving the bartender back over. "Who are you, Chat Noir?" you ask him directly as you finish your drink too. "I'm your boyfriend, and i'm someone who loves you deeply and sincerely. I'm afraid that's the most I can ever tell you. I'm sorry about that." he says as he gives you a loving kiss to end your interrogation. "I admit, I don't like that. Not at all. I often wonder who the cat boy I fell in love with really is beneath his disguise. However, I respect your privacy. I had the opportunity the other day when you were asleep to learn the truth. You weren't wearing your costume, and that washcloth tied around your head wasn't on very tight. I could have solved the mystery right then and there. I chose not to out of respect for you. I figured if you wanted me to know so bad, you'd tell me. I didn't look, but the temptation to was almost unbearable." you explain to him. "Plagg told me you could have just turned around and seen me too. He said my timer ran out and I changed back. I was unconscious and was out of my costume. He told me you respected me then too and never turned around." Chat tells you as he slides another drink over to you and makes it a point to pay the bartender himself.
"So who are you really? I don't expect you to take off your mask in here or anything, but... couldn't you just tell me your name?" you ask as you nod him a polite thank you for your drink and take a sip. "No. I can't tell you my name. Please drop it. I want to have fun with you, I don't want to bicker about the lonely soul behind my mask." Chat tells you as he sips his Calvados. "Lonely soul? A handsome guy like you probably has loads of friends, especially being a well-known hero around Paris. I'm sure women practically throw themselves at you as well!" you say wondering how him of all people could possibly be lonely. "I can't really get into it, but I'm often alone. Painfully alone. I'm glad to be spending time with you and Viperion." he says with a small smile. "Speaking of, where did he go anyway?" you ask looking around for the snake boy. "I think he's calling Ladybug." Chat grins pantomiming whip cracking gestures. "Oh, I see. He's got to ask for permission?" you chuckle as you drink your Calvados. "Not really, I just like to bust his stones. I know who Viperion really is, so I know he's pretty laid-back." he explains. "You know who Viperion is behind his mask?" you ask him. "Yes. Me AND Ladybug know who Viperion is. You've met him, he's a friend of yours." Chat says as he takes a sip of his drink. "No shit. Who is Viperion then?" you ask Chat Noir. "I can't tell you that, he trusts me. I wouldn't want anyone going around telling people who I am. Nobody knows who I am except Master Fu. I'm not telling you who I am, and it would be easier for you to get me to tell you then Fu. He's like granite. I asked him who Ladybug was once, and he told me nothing. He gave me information on actual ladybugs instead. You know: species, genus, order, that sort of thing. Not who my partner is behind her mask." he explains as he finishes his Calvados. "Yeah. That's frustrating. Isn't it?" you ask through your gritted teeth. "I know you're dying to know who I really am. I know you love me, and I'm absolutely TERRIFIED that if I show you the truth I'll lose that. Please just trust me?" Chat says as he covers your hand with his and gives you a pleading look. "Fine, but you owe me one." you say as you finish your drink. "That's easy, you want another Calvados or do you want something else?" he asks you as he's about to summon the bartender. "I can get my own drinks, I mean something special." you tell him as you light a smoke. "Something special?" he asks raising an eyebrow. "Yes. Something to be named later. Like a get out of jail free card in Monopoly, or a briefcase in a wrestling match. A favor of my choosing." you smirk at him. "Why would you want that? Like a sexual favor? I don't mind giving you head." Chat shrugs nonchalantly. "Maybe I'll use it for sex, I haven't decided yet. Keeping your identity a secret is a pretty tall order to ask of your lover. If you weren't my boyfriend, I probably wouldn't give a happy shit who you were. I'm curious who Ladybug and Viperion are, but it doesn't eat at my stomach like it does with you. I even try to stoop down and look up your nose slot at the bottom. I'd like one favor of whatever I choose to cash in later. You can't deny me the favor either, you have to do it immediately without question whatever it is. I think that's worth never getting to know who you really are." you explain as he rubs his chin pondering your proposal.
"So anything you want?" Chat asks you. "Exactly. ANYTHING. It could be something as simple as standing on your head, or something as complicated as saving my life. If I say strip, you strip on the spot. If I ask for head, you drop to your knees. Literally anything is on the table with one exception: I can't ask you to reveal your identity or the favor is void. That seems only fair. Don't worry, I probably won't ask for you to strip or do anything horrible like stuff pinecones up your ass or something painful. I may ask you for head though, but I feel I could probably use it for something else. Possibly something better." you explain as you smoke your cigarette. "Better than head? Is that some kind of dig on my sexual skills? I try my best!" Chat says defensively. "It's not an insult to your oral skills, Chatton. You give head just fine. Amazingly in fact. I'm talking about the favor itself. I'm not sure what I'd ask for, but I plan on making it count! I promise I won't make you do anything that hurts you or costs you money. I just want to have an undetermined favor from you in my pocket... just in case." you clarify as you take a drag of your cigarette. "Just in case of what exactly?" he asks you suspiciously. "Who knows? In case of something, I'd like a favor in exchange for your permanent anonymity. I'll never ask you who you are ever again. I'll still want to know of course, and the option to tell me yourself is still on the table, but I can no longer directly ask you anymore. I'll be one less monkey on your back, pretty cat boy." you say teasing him with more monkey pantomimes. "Hmm... this sounds a bit dangerous and kinda risky. It's sounds like..." Chat begins before you finish his sentence. "... trouble? I thought you liked trouble? You said it turns you on." you smirk at him sexily as you stub out your cigarette. "It really does. Especially when it's YOU that gets me into trouble. You have a deal, beautiful. I'll give you one favor (of your choosing) in exchange for dropping the identity thing." he agrees shaking your hand with a smile to seal the deal.
You and Chat Noir find Viperion and the three of you exit the smoky pub together. You're one random favor richer. Just in time too, you have 12 hours left in Paris France.
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