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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You shove through the crowd of drunken party goers holding your shoulder as you trickle blood from your wound onto the pavement. "Come out, come out, wherever you are! You can't hide from Antibug! NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Antibug screams putting a bullet between the eyes of a Chat Noir poster as she walks past it. "Do you SERIOUSLY think you can hide from me? You know I can just follow your blood, right?" Antibug says as she follows your blood trail until she finds you. You're standing silently smoking a cigarette. "Ha! There you are! Decided to die bravely, did you? Standing there with a cigarette like a prisoner about to meet the firing squad? You have no idea how right you are!" Antibug shouts as you stay silent and smile. "Nothing to say? That's not like you at all! You usually have some glib remark or stupid pun! Don't you have any last words?" Antibug asks you as you take a deep breath and hold your cigarette vertically before spitting the Everclear you've been storing in your mouth into her face as a massive fireball. "My eyes! You stupid foreigners and your petty tricks!" Antibug says dropping one of your MAC50s as she clutches her scorched eyes. You put your foot on the French military pistol and slide it behind you as you walk up to Antibug. "You know what always helps get me through a bad breakup? A stiff drink!" you shout as you shatter the bottle of Everclear over her face washing her burns with glass and painful 190 proof grain alcohol. Antibug responds with a superpowered fist to your genitals. You really hope that crunch was your pocket change. "Bitch! You broke my boyfriend's favorite toy!" you say pressing the muzzle of your pistol between Antibug's eyes. The supervillainess is faster as she smacks your forearm with her palm sending the gun skidding into the crowd and kicks you in the face knocking you on your back. "Now where were we again? Oh, yes. I was about to kill you!" Antibug says pointing your other pistol at your head. "Fuck... all the shit I've lived though, and I'm about to get iced by Barbie." you scoff as she pulls back the hammer. "Barbie's nowhere near as cute as me, that bitch is all silicone!" Antibug smirks. "Tirez sur cette salope!" you hear a man shout before Antibug gets riddled with bullets and falls over. You look over to see Jean with a cigarette in his mouth wearing his SOC uniform holding his FAMAS in the crook of his elbow with a group of French soldiers behind him.
"Jeano? Nice to see the cavalry has arrived!" you say to the French commando. "Cavalry? Don't compare my men to those pussies, we're the Special Operations Command!" he replies as his soldiers chuckle. "I'm outnumbered. Do you really need this many soldiers to take on one girl?" Antibug says firing your pistol at the SOC soldiers. The soldiers take cover and return fire as Antibug wraps her yo-yo around Jean's neck and tosses him into his men before swinging away. "Are you alright, Jean?" you ask as you walk over to the dazed soldiers. "I survived Africa, I survived Afghanistan, and I can survive an Antibug too." he says standing up and cracking his back. You look over to see your duffel bag slide across the ground in front of you. You turn around to see Chat Noir land behind it. "Did I miss the party? You didn't do anything reckless did you?" he asks you. "Me? Of course not. I just had a little drink with my ex." you grin innocently. "Are you ok? You look a bit pale from blood loss." Chat says feeling your face. "I'm fine, Chaton. By the way, I was lying about the lock. I wouldn't cut it off of the fence." you admit to him. "I know you wouldn't." he smiles and kisses you. "We have to find Antibug. She ran off somewhere." you say to him as you point in the direction Antibug ran in. "Stay here with SOC, you'll be safe with them." Chat tells you firmly. "And let you fight her alone and get killed? Not on your life." you scoff wincing in pain as you stand back up. "Your stubbornness is going to get you killed someday. You know that, right?" he asks. "Maybe, but not THIS day." you retort as you pick up your duffel bag and sling it over you uninjured shoulder. "Um... you know we're not trying to kill Chloe, right? I probably should have mentioned that earlier." Chat explains as you feed a fresh belt of ammunition into your FN MAG. "She's a supervillain. It's better to be safe than sorry. Do YOU need a gun? I have extras." you explain as you offer him your Striker. "Isn't that the shotgun from RE4? Admittedly, I'm tempted. However, it's not the Miraculous way. Master Fu would tan my ass for shooting someone." Chat says as he looks at the shotgun. "Maybe I'll tan your ass later just for fun." you growl at your blushing lover. "S-Stop... you're embarrassing me in front of the commandos, and you'll get me all horny. It hurts to run with a boner and we have to stop Chloe." he explains as he returns the shotgun to your duffel bag. "Raincheck then?" you smirk at him. "Absolutely." he grins before kissing you and running after Antibug.
"I love that cat." you smile as you watch Chat Noir vault away stealing a peek at his ass before he disappears from view. "You're going after him, aren't you?" Jean asks smoking his cigarette calmly. "Don't you just know I am?" you grin as you start walking after your young hero. "You'll be of no use to him on foot. You're too slow, you'd never get there in time. Take my P4, it'll get you there much faster." he says tossing you a set of keys that say "Peugeot" on a small roaring lion keychain. "You know I've been drinking, right?" you tease him. "It's Bastille day in France, we've all been drinking today." Jean reminds you as he offers you a nip from his hip flask. "Santé." you smile at him as you take a swig to partially relieve the pain in your injured shoulder. "Someone's been teaching you our language. Remind me to show them my gratitude at a later time." he says as he returns the flask to his pocket. "I will, Jeano. Thank you for your help." you say tossing your duffel bag onto the passenger seat of the P4 and entering the jeep. "Be careful out there. Don't go and do some damn fool thing like getting yourself killed." he says as he calmly smokes his cigarette. "Relax, it's me." you smirk as you start up the Peugeot P4. "Indeed. That's why I said it." Jean retorts returning your smirk as you drive out of his view.
"If I was Chloe, where would I go? The mall? Victoria's Secret?" you think to yourself as you speed through the Paris streets doing your best to avoid hitting drunken festival goers with your jeep. "I hope Chat's ok. I don't know what his suit is made out of, but I'm positive that his face isn't bulletproof. If I have to scoop my boyfriend's brains off the sidewalk today, I'm driving this truck right up Chloe's ass!" you say as you turn on the radio and flip through the stations until you find Let's Go by Stuck in the Sound and press the accelerator into the floor. You weave through alleyways to better avoid the distracted pedestrians as you drive past the Louvre and see Chat Noir battling Antibug with his staff. Chat is a good fighter, but Antibug is powered up and furious. She seems to have him at a disadvantage when she knocks him down and disarms him before pointing your MAC50 at his face. "Get away from my cat, you bitch!" you grumble as you hop the curb and drive the bumper of the airborne P4 into her upper back and sailing over Chat Noir. He can feel the heat from the undercarriage of the Jeep as you fly over his head taking Antibug with you and driving her into the glass pyramid with a loud crash sending shards of glass in all directions. You sit in the P4 with the engine idling and a smug sense of self-satisfaction thinking you've beaten the supervillainess before a black and red polka dotted fist rips through the floor of the car and rattles your jaw. "You didn't really think it would be that easy, did you?" Antibug fumes as she rips through the floor of the jeep and grips you by your throat. "I think! We! Should see! Other! People!" you say as you grit your teeth and repeatedly stomp on her face with your boot before shoving open the driver's side door and toppling out of the P4 into the pile of broken glass. Chloe stands up inside the P4 and rips the Peugeot into two halves holding them like they were enormous metal boxing gloves. The glass cuts into your flesh as you pull out your FN MAG and point it at her chest emptying the belt into her and staggering her back. You stand up and pump your Striker pointing it at your ex fuck buddy's face. "NO!!! We're NOT murderers!" Chat Noir angrily scolds you as he slaps the barrel of your shotgun down and hits Antibug in the face with his staff.
"She would gladly kill us!" you argue as Antibug recovers and fires a shot from her MAC50 at your head. Chat quickly reacts and shields you from the 9mm bullet with his back. You see him grit his teeth and his eyes water in pain as the bullet impacts with his body. "She might kill us... but that's not OUR way." Chat softly explains protectively holding your head before Antibug wraps her yo-yo around his waist and yanks him out of your arms and across the Louvre making him drop his phone at your feet. You quickly grab his phone and stand up out of the jagged broken glass shards. "Go ahead and run! You're losing even more blood now! You'll be easy to find, and you won't make it very far!" Antibug says with a sadistic laugh as you run down an alley and dial Chat's phone. "Mmm... let me play with with your manaconda, my sexy little man-snake." a topless Ladybug coos at Viperion before she notices you staring at her naked breasts through Chat's video phone. "Oh! Hi! Where did you two run off to? We got separated after the beer truck and we couldn't find you!" Ladybug says as she blushes and covers her exposed nipples with her forearm. "Yeah, we uh... decided to make our own fun. Um... can this wait about an hour or so?" Viperion asks looking extremely aroused and mildly annoyed. "I'm sorry to block your cock my slithery young friend, but this is kind of important." you say as you hear gunshots that seem to be getting closer. "Is that gunshots?" Ladybug asks as she sits up giving you another glimpse at her tender breasts. "Yeah, Chloe got a couple of my guns. She's dressed like a negative version of you and is trying to kill me and Chat Noir." you explain to the two heroes. "Antibug!" Ladybug says gritting her teeth in anger as Viperion plays with her breasts in the background. "Look, we're on our way... shortly." Viperion says ending the call. "Damnit, Viperion. This is no time to think with your dick!" you grumble as Chat's phone emits a dial tone. "Looks like it's up to me." you say pulling out your Striker and trying to stay hidden as you attempt to find Chat Noir.
"Hey there, lover! Or should I say EX lover!" Antibug says as she jumps off a rooftop onto your back choking you with her forearm. You elbow her in her stomach breaking her hold on you as you point your shotgun at her chest. "It's not you... it's me." you smirk as you fire a shot of 12 gauge buckshot into her making her slide through the alley on her back as you run back into the panicked crowd. Antibug quickly gives chase grabbing a passing car and swinging it in a circle like a discus thrower before heaving the heavy vehicle at your head. You cower and grit your teeth as you brace for impact before Chat Noir tackles you out of its path. "My hero." you smile as he sits on your chest straddling you. "You can reward me later, but we have to get out of here now!" he says with a sexy smile as he slings you over his shoulder and vaults you both across the rooftops. "Here, kitty-kitty! Don't run, I'll make it quick and painless!" Antibug fumes as she gives chase on her yo-yo. Her pursuit is abruptly halted as a string wraps around her neck and pulls her to the ground. "Antibug! Take the hint... they're over you." Ladybug smirks at her doppelganger. "Yeah... they're just not that into you." Viperion grins from a rooftop as he plays It's Not You by Halestorm on his harp. "Another annoying couple in love! You all make me sick! You can join the foreigner and Chat Noir in their graves too!" Antibug says as she fires your MAC50 at the two hreoes. "Lucky charm!" Ladybug shouts casting her yo-yo into the air. "ANTI-CHARM!" Antibug shouts casting hers up as well. Ladybug produces a red and black pole. "A fishing pole? What am I supposed to do with this?" Ladybug asks looking perplexed at the rod. "I'd make a dirty pussy joke, but I don't want to gross you out." Viperion shrugs. Antibug produces a black and red M134 minigun. "Party's over, Ladybug!" she says firing the heavy weapon at the heroes making them scatter for cover. The minigun purrs as it shreds everything in its path with a flurry of 7.62mm ammunition while Antibug cackles maniacally. "Will you get down? It's not another cat!" you scold Chat Noir as you pull him back behind the dumpster. "What are we going to do? My suit is indestructible, but I'M not!" he says attempting to peek around the corner at the hail of bullets Antibug was showering the area with. "I don't know, but we better figure something out fast!" you say as you load a grenade into your M79. "We need a distraction! Quick, take off all your clothes!" you shout urgently at the cat boy. "Nice try. LATER." Chat says tapping his foot with his arms folded. "It was worth a try." you tease him as you poke your head around the corner. "Hey, bug bitch! Over here!" Viperion shouts playing Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra on his harp. "I'll be sure to play that song at your funeral, you ugly green worm!" Antibug shouts pointing the minigun at him. "Chloe... it's over." you say as you fire a grenade at Antibug's chest knocking the minigun out of her hand and sending her sprawling backwards across the ground before she gets back to her hands and knees. "Ladybug! Her Akuma is in the leather jacket she's wearing! I can almost guarantee it!" you shout at the young heroine. "Got it!" she replies as she casts the fishing pole at the collar of the biker jacket Antibug is wearing before reeling it in and yanking it off her shoulders. "Fuck, man. I really loved that jacket." you pout as you watch Ladybug about to rip your favorite leather jacket in half. "We all have to make sacrifices. Think of it as you gave up your jacket to help save Paris on Bastille day." Viperion says as he plays Taps on his harp for your jacket. "Don't worry, Ladybug will fix it." Chat says gently patting the top of your head and kissing your cheek.
Ladybug violently rips your jacket in half making you wince and releasing the purple Akuma into the air. "Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug shouts as she tosses her yo-yo at the purple butterfly and catches it in her yo-yo before releasing it back into the air as a white one. "Goodbye, little butterfly!" she says as she happily waves it farewell. "Miraculous ladybug!" she shouts tossing the fishing pole into the air and turning it into a swarm of of ladybugs. The ladybugs once again swarm over objects around Paris returning them to their former splendor. They swarm around the shattered pyramid at the Louvre rebuilding it into its former flawless glory, the ladybugs swarm around Jean's broken Peugeot P4 putting the two halves together and restoring the military jeep back to its original form. The ladybugs swarm over you and engulf your body healing your cuts and bullet wound and repairing your torn clothes. They swarm around various bullet-riddled buildings and broken windows restoring them back to their festive Bastille day state. The ladybugs swarm around your ripped jacket fixing the torn garment back to its previous form. It evn has that nice new leather smell which Chat will probably enjoy later. The ladybugs swarm over Antibug making her akumatized costume vanish before they fly into the air and disperse. "Huh... what? Where am I? Wh-why am I NAKED?!" Chloe screams as she covers her exposed body with her hands. "POUND IT!" The trio of heroes say as they fist bump each other and Chloe runs away blushing and screaming. "You've probably had your fill of excitement for one day, haven't you?" Chat Noir asks you as he helps you to your feet. "Not on your life, Chatton. The night is young, and we have a pub crawl to finish!" you say as you smile at your handsome hero. "That's just as well... the fireworks wouldn't sparkle the same without you." he says with a smile. "You're attempting to literally charm the pants off of me, aren't you?" you say giving him a sly grin. "Maybe." he purrs as he softly kisses your lips. "Come on, lovebirds! We want to get to the fireman's ball before the dance floor gets too crowded!" Viperion shouts at you and Chat Noir as he holds Ladybug's hand. You nod at the snake boy and walk back into the festive Bastille day crowd with your superhuman friends.
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