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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"Chat, don't you want to stay and watch the parade?" you ask him as he drags you through a crowd of people. "Our military is pretty big. That parade will be going on for a while. My beers are wearing off. Let's go get a French 75!" he says smiling at you happily. "What's a French 75? A sixty-nine with a fist and a thumb? Because that sounds kind of painful!" you ask hoping you get the thumb and not the fist. "No, it's a cocktail. You'll like it, trust me!" Chat says walking into one of the bars dragging you along behind him. The bar is covered with blue, red, and white decorations and Eiffel towers just like the rest of Paris is today. Source by Fever the Ghost plays on the jukebox as a small group of barflies dance to the beat with drinks in their hands. "Two 75's please!" Chat happily grins at the bartender. "Coming right up. Joyeux Quatorze Juillet, my friend! I like that Chat Noir costume too. Very authentic!" the bartender shouts over the loud music. "Thank you, I hear that a lot. Bonne Fête Nationale!" Chat says as he pays the bartender and hands you a French 75. "Thank you, Chatton." you smile as you go to taste your drink. "Wait! Can we do the arm thing again? Please?" he asks you as he holds his drink in his hands and gives you the sad kitty eyes. "You don't have to give me the kitten eyes. I would have done it for you." you tell him holding out your arm. "I know, but I thought you liked the kitten eyes?" he says with a sexy smile. "I definitely do." You say linking your arms together as you drink you champagne cocktail drinks and punctuate it with a kiss. "Aww. That was kind of sweet." Ladybug says with a smile watching you and Chat Noir kiss and sipping her drink. "Hey, bugaboo!" he smiles at her. "We need to talk. I have to tell you something." she says to Chat Noir. "Hey, I hope you two are doing well!" Viperion says walking over from the dance floor holding a beer. "Well, look who slithered his way over!" you tease Viperion as you give your friend a hug. "Hey! I need to borrow your boyfriend for a minute. I'll bring him right back, I promise." Ladybug says to you as you give Chat Noir a worried look. "I just need to talk to her. Everything's fine. I'll bring you something special back, I promise." he reassures you. "She's not going to do anything. Remember what we told you this morning?" Viperion says putting his hand on your shoulder comforting you. "You don't think she wants him back, do you?" you ask Viperion as you nervously tap your finger on your empty glass. "You know what I think? I think you and Chat will be just fine, and I think you're not legally drunk enough to celebrate Bastille day properly. I can solve one of those things if you'll kindly accompany me to the bar." Viperion says with a chuckle as he puts his arm around you and walks you to the bar with him.
"Two ti punches my good man!" Viperion says with a slight wobble as the bartender fetches the drinks.. "How many have you had, Viperion?" you ask him noticing he's a bit tipsy. "I've had a few. Don't worry, we French can hold our liquor. Not like those rotten-toothed, knothead, roast beefs across the channel!" he says laughing loudly as several other bar patrons overhear and laugh too. "Roast beefs?" you ask him curiously not understanding the joke. "The Brits! Who else would I be referring to?" he asks as the bartender returns and hands Viperion the drinks and he slides one over to you. "You hate the British? Why? I like the way they call everyone wanker." you tell the boisterous young hero as you taste your ti punch. "I keep forgetting you're not European. I don't really hate the British. We USED to be enemies with them, but that was very long ago. Everyone in Europe makes fun of each other. The Brits make fun of the Irish, we make fun of the Brits, the Irish make fun of the Scots, the Austrians make fun of the Germans and so on and so on. We're all part of Europe together, except for the Brits. I think they rage-quit and exited to the lobby or something. We still don't hate them, we just tease them. They make fun of us too. If I went into a pub in England with my French accent, someone would call me a wine-swilling surrender monkey before I got home. The jokes go in both directions all over Europe. We make fun of everyone else, everyone else makes fun of us. Just don't use slurs or anything, that's taking things too far and asking for a beating." Viperion explains to you. "Oh! Ribbing! You're only ribbing the Brits." you say as he sips his drink. "Exactly. We rib everyone and they rib us too. Because we have a history with the British, it's a little more severe with us but we don't get it nearly as bad as the cabbageheads do." he explains as you sip your drink. "Cabbage heads?" you ask wondering why French insults all seem to involve food. "Yeah, cabbageheads. Germans." he answers you sipping his ti punch. "Why cabbage though?" you ask still confused at the food references. "What is sauerkraut made of?" he asks you finishing his ti punch. "Oh! Ok, I get it now." you say finishing yours as well. "Hey! You want to learn a romantic and sexy French phrase? You can say it to Chat Noir to make him REALLY horny!" Viperion grins at you. "Of course I do! I'd love to speak to my Chaton in his native language!" you say excitedly as Viperion whispers in your ear.
"There's my tempting snake!" Ladybug says as she walks up and kisses Viperion. "How did he take it?" Viperion asks her looking concerned. "Surprisingly well." she responds taking a sip of her drink. "Did you miss me?" Chat Noir asks you as he kisses your lips and hands you one of the green icy drinks he's carrying. "Of course I did! I have a surprise for you too!" you beam happily. "A surprise for me? What is it?" he asks with anticipation. You put your hands onto his shoulders and look deeply into his eyes. You take a deep breath and say: "Va te faire enculer." in a sensual and seductive tone. Ladybug spits out her drink and starts giggling as Viperion bursts out into laughter. Chat Noir's eyes widen in surprise before he glares at Viperion. "Don't teach them things like THAT! I don't want them getting beaten up around the city!" Chat says as he sips his icy drink looking annoyed. "I don't understand. Did I say it wrong?" you ask Chat Noir. "Oh, no. You said it incredibly well and very clearly. Viperion taught you that, didn't he?" Chat asks you still looking a bit annoyed. "Yeah, why? What does it mean?" you ask him curiously. "It means go fuck yourself in French." he whispers in your ear as you gasp loudly making Ladybug and Viperion laugh again. "I'm sorry, Chaton! I had no idea! I thought I was hitting on you!" you say say feeling terrible that you just told your lover to go fuck himself. "I know. I'm not mad at you. Viperion was just playing a joke on you." Chat explains. "But why? I'm not a roast beef or a cabbage head!" you tell him. "How much did you teach them?" Chat asks Viperion raising an eyebrow. Viperion doesn't answer but continues cackling with laughter as Ladybug shakes her head and snickers.
"Ok, new rule: Don't learn French from Viperion." Chat Noir instructs you. "Bitch, you knew I was a snake!" Viperion shrugs with a chuckle. "Nevermind him, try your drink before it melts." Chat sighs. "What is this anyway?" you ask taking a large sip of the icy beverage. "Take another drink and I'll tell you." he grins. "Are you playing a joke on me too?" you ask Chat Noir as you take another sip of the mysterious drink. "Nope. We're going to visit the green fairy." he answers taking a big sip of the same green icy drink you have. "My head is starting to hurt. Roast beefs, cabbage heads, green fairies. Have we wandered into a poorly-written Lewis Carroll novel?" you ask him as you arch your eyebrows and take another sip of the green anise-tasting liquid. "Let's go down the rabbit hole, Alice. We're very late." he smirks at you taking another big sip of the green liquid. "Chat, I'm starting to get worried. What is this stuff and why does it taste like black licorice? Is it Jäger?" you ask him as you take another sip. "Nope, better than Jägermeister. It's an absinthe frappé." he says with a glassy-eyed wink. "I'm sorry, did you just say absinthe frappé? As in the hallucinogenic drug absinthe?" you ask as you look into the cup at the icy green liquid. "Pack your bags, we're going on a little trip before you leave Paris." Chat Noir says taking a sip of his drink and holding yours back up to your face. "Ok, Chaton. Let's trip out!" you say as you take a big sip of your absinthe.
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