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Out of Hand	By : GeorgeGlass Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 17154 -:- Recommendations : 3 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Chapter 5: Funny You Should Ask
The next morning, Lincoln awakened at 5 AM. Not because he’d set an alarm—that would have pissed off Lynn, who was snoozing away next to him in his bed—but because he’d drunk two glasses of water before going to sleep the night before. His Cowboy Trails comics had taught him this old trick for waking up early.
He stumbled to the bathroom to pee. Then he returned to his room, quietly sat down at his desk, and with bleary eyes started on his homework. The last thing he wanted was for his parents to think that he couldn’t handle his busy sex schedule. Demanding though it was, Lincoln couldn’t bear the thought of losing even one opportunity to fuck.
***
Late that afternoon, Luan put down her rubber chicken and sighed. She’d been trying for almost half an hour to rehearse her new comedy routine, which involved both Boneless the Chicken and her ventriloquist dummy, but it just wasn’t working.
“Sorry, Mr. Coconuts,” she said, turning to the wooden dummy seated on her knee, “but I’m too horny to concentrate.”
“Well, Toots,” she made Mr. Coconuts say in reply, “how about you quit choking your chicken and take a ride on me? I’m hard as anything!”
Luan sighed again. Ever since the Loud family’s crazy incestuous sex life began, she’d come up with dozens of great dirty jokes, but it would be years before she would be old enough to get away with telling them to an audience.
“Yeah, yeah, I know,” Mr. Coconuts went on. “My technique is a little wooden. So how about you invite ol’ Benny-boy over here to play with your coconuts?”
“I don’t know,” Luan replied, her voice quavering a little. “I really want to, but…Do you think I should? I mean, bringing new people into the circle is kinda against the rules.”
“Hey, your big sis did it, and now she and Sam are makin’ beautiful music together. Why don’t you do what Luna did, and get your snow-head little brother to help you? He’s the expert, after all; he can make it more fun for all three of you.”
“Wow,” Luan said, her pupils enlarging at the thought. “Being the meat in a Benny-and-Lincoln sandwich would be…”
“...delicious?” Mr. Coconuts asked.
“Heck yeah. But how do I even start telling Benny what I want to do?”
“Just tell him everything. The kid can handle it; he’s not like most guys.”
***
I am not like most guys, Benny thought to himself.
He had just finished a video call with Luan, and his mind was blown. Up to this point, he and Luan had kissed and done a little over-the-clothes stuff, and he hadn’t expected more than that. But she had just told him—first through a series of puns and joking euphemisms, then directly when he didn’t understand what she was getting at—that she wanted to have sex with him. Full-on, sliding-into-home-base sex.
And then, while Benny was trying to wrap his head around that, she told him not only that she’d had sex before, but that she had it with her brother, her father, and some of her sisters, too. It had been astounding enough to find out that Luan wasn’t a virgin, but to find out that she was having incestuous sex on a regular basis had really knocked Benny for a loop.
At the end of this shockingly frank discussion, Luan presented him with the grand finale: that she wanted to have sex with both Benny and Lincoln at the same time. Mercifully, she told him that he didn’t have to answer right away. Then she blew him a kiss and ended the call.
It occurred to Benny that most straight guys probably wouldn’t want their first sexual experience with their girlfriend to be a threesome—certainly not one that involved another guy. Conventional couples preferred their first time, and often every time, to be an intimate event involving only the two of them.
But Benny and Luan were anything but conventional. Although Benny had been very surprised to find out that Luan had lost her virginity to her preteen brother, Benny hadn’t felt disgusted, or jealous. It was hard to be jealous of your girlfriend’s brother, especially when he was a nice kid like Lincoln.
Even so, Benny felt the need to hash things out with somebody—even a not-quite-real somebody—before he gave Luan his answer. So he turned to his own wooden companion.
“What do you think, Mrs. Appleblossom?” he asked the marionette. “Should I…do this? With Luan and her brother?”
“Oh, I think engaging in a threesome with Luan and Lincoln is a splendid idea,” Benny replied in Mrs. Appleblossom’s voice.
A bit surprised by his own answer, and by how quickly it had come, Benny said, “Really? What makes you say that?”
“Well, dear boy, let me ask you this: Would you have sex with Luan in a broom closet?”
“Um, sure. Sure I would.”
“Would you have sex with her in your parents’ bedroom?” Mrs. Appleblossom asked.
“I, uh, I guess I would, yeah,” Benny replied.
“Would you have sex with her in the trunk of a mid-size sedan?”
“Uh, as long as there was enough room for, you know, all the movements. What are you getting at, Mrs. Appleblossom?”
“Really, is there any circumstance under which you would not pursue the ultimate satisfaction with the girl you love?”
“I mean, maybe there is, but…not one that I can think of right now.”
“And there you have it, my dear boy,” Mrs. Appleblossom concluded. “If you wish to engage in sexual congress with Luan, you should hardly be deterred by the involvement of any other party. Luan having sexual experience means that she is likely to know what she wants in the boudoir, and Lincoln may have valuable tips for you, as well—things you might otherwise need months of trial and error to work out for yourself.”
“Huh,” Benny said. “I guess that’s a good point.”
“But the more important thing,” Mrs. Appleblossom went on, “is that you love Luan, and Luan loves you. When you have a girl who is so perfect for you, and who will not leave splinters in your delicate human tallywhacker, what else matters?”
“Wow. You may be a marionette, but you’re no dummy, Mrs. Appleblossom.”
“Very droll, my boy, very droll.”
***
Benny called Luan back and told her he was in. They decided that the event should take place in Luan’s bedroom; Benny’s parents both worked from home, which meant that at his house, privacy was never guaranteed. Luan, on the other hand, knew she could count on her roommate Luna to be discreet, since Luna had already broken the One Rule herself.
On the appointed day, Luan and Benny met up right after school and walked to the Loud house. Luan knew that her mom was working a full day at the dental office and wouldn’t be home until after five, and her dad would be at his restaurant until closing time, providing a solid ninety-minute window. And just in case, Benny had brought Mrs. Appleblossom along in her carry-case to support his cover story that he was going to Luan’s to rehearse a comedy routine.
When Luan and Benny reached the house, Lincoln was waiting on the front porch. He’d walked much of the way home from school with his cute brunette ex-classmate Cristina, who had become one of Lincoln’s semi-regular sex partners since their initial liaison in a Royal Woods Community College dorm room a few months earlier. As they walked and chatted, they’d passed several of Lincoln’s male classmates and several of Cristina’s, too. Yet none of them had looked askance at the two of them, let alone made any teasing remarks about Lincoln having a girlfriend. Lincoln hoped this streak would continue.
Lincoln smiled when he saw Luan and Benny approaching. Having broken the One Rule so many times himself, he couldn’t fault Luan for wanting to do the same. Especially because Luan was doing it in the name of love.
“How come you’re waiting for us out here?” Benny asked.
“I, uh, need an escort,” Lincoln replied.
He had arrived a few minutes earlier and peeked through the window into the living room. There, he had seen Luna and Lynn on the couch—Luna wearing a skimpy purple bra-and-panty set, Lynn wearing red sports undies and no top at all. Lynn was sitting on Luna’s lap, and Luna was idly playing with Lynn’s little breasts as they watched TV. Lola was sitting on the opposite end of the sofa, wearing a gauzy pink camisole that was nearly transparent and had a V-shaped cutout from the hem to just above Lola’s navel, providing an unobstructed view of the girl’s sparkly pink crotchless panties. Lana, sitting next to her, was buck naked save for her red cap; she had her legs open and was adjusting the knob on the base of a vibrator that she was holding against her clit. Lisa lay on the carpet in front of the sofa, writing notes in her research journal. An artful split in the back of her forest-green panties showed off her cute little ass to great effect.
Now, Lincoln approached the front door with Luan and Benny. Luan made one slow knock followed by two fast ones: the Loud family code for “I have a guest with me.”
There was a sound like a hundred raccoons scampering away in panic. By the time Luan opened the door, only Luna and Lynn were still in the living room, now sitting side by side on the sofa with a blanket completely covering them both.
“Hey guys,” Lincoln said nonchalantly.
“Hey bro,” Luna replied awkwardly.
“That winter cold is definitely here,” Lynn said, clutching the blanket to her.
“We’ve been lucky,” Benny replied. “It’s already December, and we haven’t even had real snow yet.”
Subtly, Luan yanked on Benny’s sleeve. This was no time to chat about the weather. Then she said, “We’re going upstairs to rehearse. Don’t be surprised if it gets a little loud.”
“In our house,” Lynn replied, “who’s gonna notice?”
Luna simply nodded. Earlier, after Luan and Lincoln confided in her about their plan, Luna had agreed not only to give Luan, Lincoln, and Benny full use of her and Luan’s shared bedroom, but also to alert them if one of their parents should happen to come home ahead of schedule.
Luan led Lincoln and Benny up to her room and closed the door. She turned off the overhead light and turned on the lamp on her bedside table, which she had covered with a gauzy blue scarf to mute the light and make for a more romantic atmosphere.
“So…” Benny said, his voice cracking a little, “how do we start?”
“Like this,” Luan replied. Then she pulled Benny to her and kissed him.
Lincoln was standing behind Luan and was glad to see that while Benny was a bit hesitant at first, he was soon making out enthusiastically with Luan. Nonetheless, Lincoln wanted to help Benny get into the swing of things, so as the older boy’s hands roamed Luan’s back, Lincoln took hold of Benny’s wrists and gently moved his hands down onto Luan’s ass. Benny made a brief, muffled sound of startlement at suddenly having two nice handfuls of ass, but when Luan moaned and pressed her body harder against his, he seemed to find that encouraging and soon was fondling Luan’s backside as avidly as he was kissing her lips.
Luan was thrilled that Benny was responding so well. Even though he’d said he was okay with having Lincoln involved, Luan hadn’t been sure whether he would handle the reality of it as well as he had the general idea. But Benny seemed to be really into it, which made Luan feel comfortable taking the next step. So she finished her kiss with Benny and raised her arms.
“Want to de-blouse me?” she asked with a naughty smile.
“Sure!” Benny replied.
In the past couple of months, Luan’s breasts had developed substantially, from scarcely visible chest-curves to handful size. So when Benny took off Luan’s top and then Lincoln unsnapped her bra from behind, Benny was treated to the sight of two very nicely rounded breasts with thick nipples that protruded as though they were proud and happy but also pleading to be touched. And Benny wasn’t about to deny their request.
“Wow, Luan,” he said as he reached for her chest. “They’re so nice.”
Blushing, Luan replied, “I’m really glad you like them. I’ve been wanting to serve you these two scoops!”
Benny felt Luan up, exploring her breasts thoroughly and excitedly. Luan grinned, and her mouthful of braces made her smile seem sweetly innocent. She was so happy to finally have Benny touch her this intimately. The boy may have lacked experience handling a girl’s breasts, but he made up for it in enthusiasm.
Lincoln, meanwhile, took his own shirt off, and Luan unbuttoned Benny’s; now, Luan could run her hands over Benny’s bare chest as he fondled hers. She also leaned forward and kissed him passionately, but she made sure to leave enough room between them for both pairs of hands.
Knowing that Luan and Benny didn’t want to stop there, Lincoln reached around Luan and undid the single button on the front of her skirt. The skirt dropped to the floor, revealing a pair of black-and-white panties with a diamond pattern and a little red bow on the front of the waistband.
“I call these my Mime Undies,” Luan said with a grin.
Grinning back at her, Benny said, “Well, in that case…”
Silently, he dropped to his knees, put his hands up at about the level of Luan’s hips, and mimed pulling her panties down. Luan bit her lip and pushed her undies down to her ankles, showing Benny her pussy with its little brown bush. Benny forgot all about staying silent.
“Niiiice…” he said, looking at Luan’s sex at eye level.
He reached forward to touch it, and Luan stepped her feet apart to give him all the access he wanted. When his fingers began to explore her, Luan sighed and closed her eyes. Benny might have lacked Lincoln’s skill, but the mere fact that it was Benny probing her pussy like that made it very nice indeed.
While Benny played with Luan’s pussy, Lincoln took over feeling up Luan from behind. Luan’s titties were a teensy bit bigger than Lori’s now, and their mom had said that Luan’s breasts were likely to grow even more. Both Luan and Lincoln were looking forward to that, and now Benny could, too.
Luan felt her lust flaring higher. Since that first time with Lincoln half a year ago, when she’d learned to face and embrace her at-times powerful sexual needs, she had learned to be up front about what she wanted.
“This is a really nice opening act, you guys,” Luan said, panting a little. “But I need to move on to the main event. You can do it any way you want to; I just need your cocks inside me.”
Lincoln smiled and said, “Benny, let’s switch places. I know how we can give Luan just what she needs.”
As Benny and Lincoln passed each other, Benny going around behind Luan and Lincoln moving in front of her, Lincoln whispered something in Benny’s ear. Benny nodded, grinning. Then Lincoln came around in front of Luan and dropped his pants and underwear to the floor, showing his sister his hard, girthy cock. Luan knew what he wanted and got down on all fours on the bedroom rug.
“Ready to play my slide whistle?” Lincoln asked.
Luan grinned at him and replied, “‘Slide’ it on in! Hahahaha!”
Lincoln pushed the head of his cock between Luan’s lips, and she began to suck it rhythmically. The moment she closed her eyes in concentration, Lincoln looked at Benny and gave him the “OK” sign.
Because Benny was behind Luan, she hadn’t seen him grab a tube of lube out of her nightstand and rub a layer of it on his cock. She only became aware that he was lubricated when he put the head of his cock against her asshole and pushed in.
Luan released Lincoln’s cock from her mouth and cried out, “Ohmigosh yes!” Her usual wit submerged beneath the tidal wave of her horniness, she had no thought of making a joke as she shouted, “Oh, yes, Benny, fuck my ass!” before she took Lincoln back into her mouth and sucked him hard.
Luan never would have guessed that Benny would want to fuck her in the ass the very first time they had sex, and she loved that he was willing to surprise her like this. She began slowly fucking her ass back against Benny’s hips and using the same motion to move her lips up and down Lincoln’s cock.
Lincoln smiled. He knew that Luan liked surprise anal, and he’d guessed that she would like it even better if the surprise came from Benny. So he was glad to hear and feel Luan moaning around his cock as Benny slow-fucked her asshole.
The boys let Luan set the pace, and she gradually accelerated the fucking until her ass was smacking against Benny’s hips and she was taking Lincoln’s cock halfway down her throat on every stroke. She had developed a real fondness for cocksucking, especially deepthroating. Luan supposed Lily couldn’t be the only Loud girl who was born to swallow cock.
“Oh, wow,” Benny moaned. “Oh, gosh, Luan…I…I think pretty soon I’m gonna…”
Not without me, you’re not! Luan thought.
She moved forward and back as fast as she could, pumping herself toward orgasm. She could feel Lincoln’s thick cock sliding up and down in her throat, and knowing how few girls were capable of accommodating Lincoln’s member in that way made her giddy to the point of lightheadedness. At the same time, Benny was earnestly pumping his cock in her ass, and it felt wonderful and intimate and so very sexy to have a part of him inside her. And soon she would get to feel him cum inside her for the first time ever, and that last thought made her loose a gurgling scream around the cockshaft filling her throat and cum like mad.
Benny heard Luna’s sound of ecstasy at the same time that Luan’s asshole seized his cock powerfully. The increased tightness of her anal ring around his cock was the final thing he needed to set him off; he shouted, “AAAAH!” as he thrust in to the balls and shot his load as deep inside Luan’s furnace-hot bowels as he possibly could.
Not wanting to miss the orgasm train, Lincoln grabbed Luan’s head with both hands and fucked her face and throat hard and fast. It only took a few seconds of that for him to shout and fire a big load of semen straight down into Luan’s stomach.
When both boys finished cumming, Luan closed her eyes and took a moment to enjoy the sensation of those two hot cumloads inside her, warming her from within. Then she slowly pulled her head back, and Lincoln took the hint and took a step back himself. His cock fell from Luan’s mouth and landed wet and hot and heavy against Lincoln’s thigh.
Luan grabbed a tissue and wiped the deep-throat tears from her face. Then Benny pulled his softening cock out of her ass, allowing Luan to straighten up and look at both boys.
“That was amazing,” she said. “I’ve never had a real double fuck before. It was everything I could have wanted!”
She embraced her boyfriend and held his naked body against hers as she murmured, “Thank you, Benny.”
“Of course, Luan,” the boy replied, wrapping his arms around her. “It was terrific.”
“And now,” Luan said, “I know what I want to do next. Lincoln, will you get in position first?”
Lincoln had never actually performed the act he knew Luan had in mind, but they had watched some porn videos together—Luan was something of a porn enthusiast these days—that had made it pretty clear how it was done.
So Lincoln got on Luan’s bed, putting his back against the headboard and his legs apart in front of him. Then Luan guided Benny as he sat down facing Lincoln, his longer legs partly open and extending over the younger boy’s legs.
Luan grabbed a washcloth and quickly cleaned off both boy’s cocks. Then she took Benny’s member into her mouth and suckled it while she used her hands to pleasure Lincoln’s cock and balls. After a minute, she switched Benny’s cock to her hands and Lincoln’s to her mouth. For a girl who could juggle three bowling pins and a pineapple while riding a unicycle, simultaneously blowing one boy and jacking off another was a piece of cake.
It only took her a few minutes to get both boys’ cocks good and hard again. As for Luan herself, the mere prospect of what she was about to do was all the warmup she needed.
“Mmmm, look at these tasty wieners!” she said, her voice a bit breathy with lust. “You know what would be the perfect thing to put on them? Me!” Benny and Lincoln chuckled.
Luan grabbed the tube of lube, squirted some of the clear gel into her hand, and ran that hand down the length of Lincoln’s cock; she always found lubing Lincoln’s cock more fun than lubricating her own asshole. Then she got up on her knees and straddled the two boys’ laps, facing Benny.
“Ready for a ride?” she said, grinning at Benny.
Benny smiled at her breathlessly. “Whenever you are, cowgirl.”
With Luan’s guidance, Benny held his cock up at the correct angle to penetrate Luan’s pussy once she made her descent. Lincoln had already lined up his cock with Luan’s asshole.
Luan inhaled deeply, then started slowly lowering herself down. Lincoln’s cock was longer than Benny’s, so it penetrated her little rear hole first, making her sigh. When her pussy-entrance met the crown of Benny’s cockhead, Benny started easing into her, as well.
“Ohhhhhhhhhh…” Luan sighed.
This wasn’t Luan’s first attempt to put something in her pussy and asshole at the same time. In the recent past, she’d experimented with using a vibrator and a rubber banana to double-stuff herself. But that experience, she was now discovering, didn’t hold a candle to having two real, hard, warm, fleshy human cocks up inside her. Especially the feeling of those cocks going deeper and deeper into her body as she sank down.
Finally, her pert ass came to rest on Benny and Lincoln’s thighs. Luan closed her eyes for a moment, savoring the sensation of being so full of cock—especially because those cocks belonged to the two boys she loved best in all the world.
Benny looked at Luan’s face and saw her bliss. The heat inside her body seemed to spread from through cock and into the rest of his body, and it felt as though her joy was spreading through him, too.
Lincoln heard them both sigh happily and smiled. As with Luna and Sam, he was glad to be playing a supporting role in the beginning of Luan and Benny’s sexual relationship.
Lincoln knew something about Luan that few others did: that beneath her light-hearted exterior, Luan harbored a libido every bit as intense and savage as his own. In the early days of her sexual awakening, it had frightened her, just as Lincoln’s inner animal had frightened him. But Luan had learned to embrace her powerful sexuality and to allow it to bring her the joy and satisfaction that nature had made it for.
Now, Lincoln suspected that Luan was about to let Benny in on the secret. Because when Luan began riding their cocks, she didn’t speak, or even sigh sweetly. Instead, she put her hands on Benny’s shoulders and looked him in the eye. Her lips parted, and she began to pant as she repeatedly rose up slowly and then came down hard, shoving those two cocks into her to the hilt.
Benny couldn’t just see Luan’s intensity; he felt it, too. Maybe it was infectious, or maybe it was awakening something inside him, because soon he was gripping Luan firmly by her hips and helping her slam down onto him, driving his cock up into her.
Luan and Benny began to grunt as they fucked each other harder. And in doing so, they triggered Lincoln’s own inner animal, so that soon, both boys were using their hands to drive Luan down onto their cocks again and again even as they thrust up into her as hard as they could.
“Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ngh!” Luan grunted, the normally loquacious girl now far beyond words as her carnal needs overtook her completely.
The boys were grunting just as loudly. Their eyes were squeezed shut, and every muscle in their bodies worked as hard as it could to reach the peak of pleasure that all three lovers were now desperate to attain.
Benny felt as though his climax were just inches out of his reach. But every hard thrust up into Luan’s pussy was bringing it fractionally closer, and now, he was almost there. He gritted his teeth and ignored his muscle fatigue as he kept fucking his girlfriend hard.
“Ah!” he cried. “Ah! Ah! AAAAAAAH!”
Feeling those two hard cocks moving inside her was already the peak sexual experience of Luan’s life to date. Now, feeling Benny’s cum shooting up into her topped even that.
“YaaaaAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!” Luan screamed.
Her spasming asshole gripped Lincoln’s cock tightly, making the boy shout “Nnnnghaaah!” in climax. And when Luan, still in mid-orgasm, felt her brother’s hot seed shoot far up into her ass, she screamed even louder and came even harder.
When her orgasm finally subsided, Luan didn’t even have the energy to get up off the boys’ laps. Instead, she just fell over onto her side, slowly enough that the boys could roll onto their sides and keep their cocks hilted inside her as they began to soften.
“Wow,” Luan breathed. “Just…wow…”
“It was like…being possessed,” Benny gasped, “but…in a good way…a really good way...”
Lincoln didn’t say anything. He was just happy that Luan and Benny had enjoyed the experience so much. Of course, he was also quite happy to have just fired a big load up his sister’s tight ass.
They fooled around for a good while longer. Lincoln enjoyed helping Luan show Benny all the ways she liked to take a cock, and Benny’s enthusiasm for learning new sexual acts never flagged. Nor did his erection.
Finally, Luan looked at her bedside clock and saw that five o’clock wasn’t far off.
“All right, boys,” she said. “I guess we’d better get cleaned up. But like they always say to me at the joke shop, ‘Cum again soon!’ Hahahaha!”
“Good one, Luan!” Benny said, laughing.
Wow, Lincoln thought. He really is her soulmate.
Lincoln pulled out of Luan and sat up. Then he pointed to a corner of the room.
“Uh, what’s going on over there?” he asked.
Mr. Coconuts was lying on his back with his pants around his knees. Mrs. Appleblossom was straddling him, the skirt of her dress covering her crotch and his.
“Oh, dear,” Mrs. Appleblossom said. “It appears we’ve been found in flagrante delicto.”
“Yeah,” Mr. Coconuts replied, “and they caught us humpin’, too!”
The three kids laughed, then went down the hall to get cleaned up.
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