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Literally Normal	By : AberrantScript Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 8278 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter List
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- 5
Author's Notes:
So I wrote this and let it sit around for awhile, but here you guys go! It has a pretty silly part in it that made me laugh a lot. I hope you guys enjoy it!
Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2019)
Chapter 5: Heart to Heart
Lori was sitting in the cafeteria, mulling over how much weight she'd gain from eating the school pizza served that day.
She didn't notice how shifty-eyed Leni and Luna were being all day. But she did think it odd that Becky came over and asked how her boyfriend was doing. Or when Dana asked how hot her new beau was. Or when Carol teasingly asked if she could borrow her new stud for a selfie (after all, anything Lori could do, Carol could do better~)
Each time, she'd have to patiently explain there was no boyfriend, or any lovers for that matter. She was just as single then as she was the week before, and the week before that...
Eventually, by the time the last bell rang, Lori had grown a bit agitated. She had no idea why a dozen of her friends all asked her about some mysterious boy toy she'd found. Ugh!
But more curious than that... She couldn't figure out why Leni and Luna looked so bummed out as they rode together in the back seat of vanzilla.
It was a quick chore to gather her high school sisters, then swing over to the middle school to collect Lynn.
Their classes always let out earlier than elementary, so that gave them plenty of time to go home and unwind before Lori would have to go back and wrangle the second batch of Loud kids.
So, with a stretch and quick yawn, Lori scratched her back, grabbed her keys and phone, and trudged out the door to prove how responsible an older sister she could be.
Just as soon as that door shut, however, Leni and Luna looked at each other, then started tip toeing up the stairs. Once they reached the top, they broke out into a run for Lori's bedroom door-
But it was shut!
"Crap, this is totes not a good day!"
Leni was fretting with the keyed lock.
"What's wrong? Don't you remember the password?"
Luna tried encouraging her, but Leni simply couldn't! Lori changed the password all the time, and it got so confusing!
"Well, can you just pick the lock, Leni?"
"Noooo! I'll get zappy zapped again!"
The blonde frowned, pouting at her sister.
Luna sighed, "Well, dude, we have to try something. I mean, this should be as easy as 1-2-3!"
Leni gasped, "That's it!"
"One. Two. Three. Uh, hmm, oh! Four! Aaaaand, five!"
Bing.
The door unlocked and opened for them.
Leni beamed, while Luna looked gobsmacked.
"It really was that easy...?"
"Totes! I forgot Lori put in a special code just in case I forgot the password!"
Her grin was a billion watts, even though Luna stared at her in disbelief.
Suddenly, Leni grabbed her by the arm and jerked her inside.
"Come on! We gotta hurry!"
Within seconds they were in Lori's underwear drawer.
"Oh, crap! Dude! She's already got condoms!"
"Condoms?"
Leni peered at the box Luna held up.
"What are those?"
Luna smiled, "Just what Lori needs, dude! This way she won't get pregnant!"
Leni hummed, her eyes darkening.
"So, if Lori uses these, then I won't get a cute niece to make dresses for?"
Luna's smile began dropping.
"Well, uh... yeah. That's how they work, dude."
Leni huffed, reaching for them.
"Well, then, they don't need these stupid things."
Luna swatted her hand away.
"Hey! Shouldn't Lori get a say in this? What if she wants to wait, dude?"
Leni glared at Luna, sticking her nose in the air.
"Lori wants to give me a beautiful niece to spoil!"
Luna wouldn't back down though. And the two were caught at a stalemate.
"Fine," Leni huffed, "But I'm going to make Lori some cute undies that are so sexy they'll forget about using these."
Luna rolled her eyes, "Agreed, then."
With their search done, the two started for the door.
Then, Leni paused when she saw a thumb tack on the desk.
"Leni? What are you doing with that tack?"
Leni hummed as she spun around.
"Leni?"
Leni darted for the dresser, cackling with laughter.
"LENI, NO!"
Leni pulled that box out and raised the tack in the air.
"I got you now, stupid condoms! Ha ha ha- Ooomph!"
Luna tackled her to the ground, sending the tack flying.
Leni growled at her, and Luna struggled to keep her down. She really underestimated how strong the blonde actually was.
Eventually, Leni calmed down, and the two sat up.
One happened to notice a bottle sitting in the drawer, that'd been shaken around and revealed in the assault.
"Birth control pills?" Leni read.
Luna quickly explained what they were for and how Lori would use them. And even though Leni didn't seem to like them, she reluctantly agreed to not make a fuss about it.
She did, however, make a mental note to replace them with fresh mints later.
Luna led the two back to the hallway.
"Well, now that that's done, we can start making a plan on how to help Lori realize she's madly in love with Lincoln. Personally, I think we should lure them both into the bathroom, lock them inside without any towels, and not let them escape until one of them is moaning. What do you think, Leni?"
Luna looked around.
"Leni?"
She turned to the bedroom and her eyes widened as she saw Leni holding the boxed condoms up in one hand whilst her other hand was holding a lighter beneath them.
"LENI!"
Once Lori returned home with the rest of her siblings, the young herd wasted no time before stampeding through the front door and doing whatever they wanted - except homework.
Lori rolled her eyes with a sigh. It looked like she'd have to remind them all to finish their work before going to bed once again.
She was jiggling her keys in her hand when some fingers touched her wrist.
She looked to the side and saw Lincoln standing beside her. She felt his hand slip around her wrist and hold onto her.
He was smiling; and between seeing his carefree contentment and feeling his warmth on her arm, her body began to flutter like a butterfly hopping from flower to flower.
"Would you like a massage?" Lincoln asked, his cheeks blushing.
Lori hummed, "Sure, that sounds pretty nice right now."
Lincoln laughed awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck.
"W-well, should we just head up to your room or-"
Lori smirked at him and pulled on his hand, leading him to the living room.
"Nuh uh, Lincoln. No sneak peeks. You can just rub my shoulders in here for awhile. That is, if you still want to..."
Her phrase sounded like a test to her own ears, but she had no idea why she was even being this way. It's not like Lincoln was a stereotypical teenage boy only after her body. Well, like, she literally was using her own body to help Lincoln explore his own sexuality, technically. But this was completely different! It was a mutual thing between them, which either could back away from. There was absolutely nothing unhealthy about it!
But then, why did she have this strange anxiety building in her chest every time she saw his eyes gliding over her figure?
Sure, she knew that... that was the point, but...
Why did she feel like she wanted more?
Lori shook her head to clear her silly thoughts from her mind.
It's probably just my period creeping up on me.
The blonde teen sat down on the couch and crossed her legs, and sighed.
Lincoln was standing before her, wondering how he should do this.
He walked around the back of the couch and tried leaning over it, but the back was pressing into his ribs and made breathing uncomfortable. He slipped to the side and tried reaching around Lori's back, but the twist he had to make was too straining on his sides to keep up for very long.
"Uh, got any ideas?" he asked, scratching his head for how to best do this.
Lori closed her eyes and smiled.
"Yep, just slip in behind me, Linc."
"Behind you?"
Lori moved forward, setting her feet back on the ground to steady herself. There was barely any space between her butt and the back of the couch, but if they were lucky it'd be just big enough for her little brother to squeeze himself inside.
Lincoln got up onto the couch and looked at the tiny space where he was supposed to fit. He gulped. Then, putting his hands on Lori's shoulders he moved behind her and slid down the couch until he was wedged tight between Lori and the furniture.
Lori sighed as her brother fit in place just like a puzzle piece. She leaned back and nearly purred.
Lincoln groaned. He was effectively squished. Her heat was encasing him.
His hands started moving on her shoulders, making Lori sigh and melt into him. He moved his head to the side; his ear resting on her back and listening to her heartbeat.
After a few moments, Lori opened her eyes and looked around.
They were alone.
"Lincoln?" she asked, closing her eyes once again and leaning into his touch.
Lincoln hummed.
"If you could touch me anywhere right now, where would it be?"
She could feel his blush burning through her shirt.
His hands started to move away from her shoulders; probably to illustrate where he'd like to touch, but she stopped him.
"Ah ah, what if one of your little sisters saw us?"
His hands froze in their place on her arms.
"What I want you to do is tell me what you want to do to me."
Was this another test? Her mind was mixed up and confused, but Lincoln soon passed the "test" anyway. Instead of taking advantage of her, he moved his hands back to her shoulders. Instead of pushing for his own selfish way, he opened his lips and whispered his answer.
"I want to touch your titties."
Lori gulped. Just hearing that was enough to make a hot streak shoot down her spine.
"Is that all you want to touch?" she whispered back to him.
His lips moved on her shirt, speaking through the fabric.
"I wanna touch your butt, too."
Lori's face was getting hot and flushed. Her mind was swimming. Her brain was leading her to a place she couldn't understand or predict.
"So, just my tits and as- uh, butt?"
Why did she sound so solemn?
Get a grip on yourself, Lori. You're sounding like a desperate teenage girl.
Lincoln shocked her completely when he replied.
"Not just those. More. I wanna touch... you."
Lori's entire body was on fire.
"M-me? You mean my, uh, kitty?"
Lincoln moved, his hands stopping their soothing motions.
"You're what?"
Damn it, Lori! Think, think, think-
"My coochie? You know, where girls pee from?"
"Oh," he replied, waiting a few moments to mull it over.
"Well, I meant you, as in, uh... um, all of you?"
Lori's brain short circuited.
He wanted to just touch her! That's why he was ok with just massaging her shoulders! He was touching the one thing he wanted to touch most!
A girl...
Lori mentally slapped herself.
EUGH! There you go again, inserting these nonsensical thoughts that don't even matter. You're just helping your brother become a well-adjusted, mild-mannered young man, Lori. So what if he only wants to explore with you because you just happen to be a girl? Being heterosexual isn't a bad thing at all. But-
But...
"H-hey, Lincoln?"
Oh god, was she really going to ask this question? It's so stupid- irrelevant! Literally unimportant whatsoever.
"Would you feel any different if you were touching one of your other sisters, or uh, just any other girl?"
Lincoln's hands were melting her shoulders into pudding, but she couldn't enjoy the attention with the added stress of these ridiculous questions swarming around her head.
"Like... like if you were Leni sitting here, instead of Lori?"
Lori gulped. Leave it to Lincoln to pick the prettiest competition she has...
"Y-yeah..."
Lincoln took an eternity to think it over. Lori was sure of it. Her heart had stopped numerous times and her body was going to go into shock any second now- oh god he just opened his lips-
"It would be different, Lori. A lot different."
She was just about to ask him to explain, but he beat her to the chase.
"Because Leni is Leni, and you are you."
"So, uh," Lori broke the silence, "Would you... prefer... if it was Leni you were massaging right now?"
Lincoln finally realized there must be something wrong, but he knew his older sisters had weird mood swings every month for no explainable reason. Her body felt tense, even after the amount of attention he'd given to her shoulders. She sounded almost... vulnerable? He could hear it and feel it, in her voice and her muscles.
"No, I wouldn't. I love all my sisters, and even though it's a hard call... I think you're the prettiest."
Lori nearly died then and there.
"Y-you're just saying that so I'll let you touch my butt later..."
Lincoln actually laughed! He was laughing! The little brat! Couldn't he tell how serious this was!? The fact Lori couldn't even understand it was irrelevant! He should-
"Lori, I said it because it's the truth."
Oh God, her heart stopped, send help...
"You're beautiful."
Did he just kiss her back? H-he did! Ahh!
"You're mature and confident and I feel safe when you're around."
Lori was glad she was sitting down because she would have just fallen over. Damn her legs.
Whatever that anxiety was... those confusing thoughts and stressful worries... they were gone now.
And suddenly, Lori was feeling extremely loved, warm and content.
And horny. So very fucking horny.
"Lincoln?"
"Mhm?"
"Let's go to my room now."
"B-but what about my homework?"
"Screw your homework. We're going right now. No buts."
She grabbed his hand and started leading him up the stairs, while Lincoln followed all timid and excited and kinda scared.
Was it something he said?
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