Quadroboobia | By : Rocket_Jock Category: +1 through F > Family Guy Views: 11796 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Lois worked her martini as she tried on different tops.
The loose stuff made her look fat.
Her semi tailored stuff was too tight.
Lois looked herself over.
“I’m a damned good looking broad.” She said, turning to examine her new profile.
“I had the best jugs in town before. “ she said, “And now there are twice as many.”
“There are twice as many.”, Brian commented, “I’ve always wondered why human women settled for just one pair.”
He hit the martini. “When they get a load of you the plastic surgeons will be working overtime.”
Lois tried the black sheath.
It looked good. The clingy material wrapped closely around all four breasts.
There was no mistaking them for common blubber.
Lois downed the rest of her martini.
“Let’s go for a walk” she said, “That was the last of the Vodka”.
Brian finished his drink. “I'm in..”
“Besides,” he added ” you’ll need me to hold off the wolves.”
Lois laughed “I think the bitches might be more of a problem.”
Her eyes were obscured by goggly sunglasses.
And all four breasts were moving in time with her best Strut.
The skin-tight dress simultaneously concealed and revealed every detail of her anatomy.
The sun reflected off her erect nipples was burning 4 figure 8s into Brian’s retinas.
Brian hoped someone would get this on video.
It was one of those miraculous sights that no one would believe without proof.
A flash of red caught his eye. Quagmire swiveled his binoculars.
Only one woman in Quohog could raise a red hair flare like that.
Lois was wearing the black dress. That was a treat when she only had two tits.
She was big enough that all 4 could be seen from behind.
It was Quagmire's favorite angle.
:”Gigity” he said .
No one would believe this, he thought, unless everybody saw it,
Lois was always hot stuff.
She once told Brian that they taught that street-walker’s strut to the girls at finishing school. Apparently she paid attention.
He heard a ceramic crash from his left. That would me Mrs. Feeny.
He looked across Lois to see the old lady ‘s expression.
On their right Mr Morton, both eyes firmly on Lois, ran his electric mower through Mrs. Morton’s Lilacs.
Brian laughed. “You’ve still got it, Lois.”
“You know it.” She replied.
They arrived at the first intersection. The "Don't walk" sign was up.
Loois stood there in all of her splendor, waiting for it.
Two cars veered notably as they craned to look at her on the corner, the distracted driver ran the changing light and t-boned a truck too slow to clear the intersection.
Lois ignored it all, and stepped off when the walk sign came on.
A police siren started in the distance.
Brian was concerned about the wrecked driver, but he was craning his neck around the airbag to watch Lois pass.
Another car slammed into he back of that one.
"You're mamnificent" Brian coined.
"Thank you, Brian" she smiled.
"You know", she continued, "it feels real good to have your boobs bounce as you walk,"
"But these puppies" she said, cradling the lower pair, "make it more than twice as good."
Squealing ties revealed another distracted driver.
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