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The Darker Side of New Thundera	By : Crystalandra Category: +S through Z > Thundercats Views: 7615 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lumar appeared with the loud-mouthed Teegara in tow; she was laughing and screeching at the top of her lungs. The tiger opened the apartment door and ushered the brash tigress in--she sauntered into the room, swung around in a full circle, and locked eyes with Schwenk.
"Well...well...well--if it isn't the little human troll! I thought something stunk in here--Lumie you're still hanging around with this loser? Why haven't you eaten him?"
"Good evening...Teegara..." He attempted polite.
"Ooh listen to the human speak...'good evening...Teegara'! Hey Lumie you taught him manners." The tigress swung her hips pendulum style over to Schwenk and leaned over inhaling deeply. "Hmmmmm you smell delicious...Almost good enough to eat!"
"Hmmm..." he stood and walked past Lumar to the bathroom. "I'll let you and...Teeth-gara...enjoy your evening!" he winked.
"What did he call me?" The she-cat raged; Lumar gulped. "He said your name; Teegara...Thanks uh Schwenk..."

"You're very welcome..." he said slickly.

Once in the bathroom, Schwenk immediately went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a swab of cotton and stuffed his ears. One of the things that he did not want to hear was the sound of two tigers having sex...it was not a pleasant thing to hear as it sounded more like a slaughter house massacre. After thirty minutes had elapsed, he cautiously removed the cotton, and poked his head out of the bathroom to see if the occupants were alive...Lumar was alone in the room snoring...
"Thank the Gods..." he left the bathroom to make a drink.
The tiger's nose twitched smelling Schwenk and he opened one eye. “Hey Schwenk can I have one too?"
"Thought you had plenty..." he chuckled and he got a second cup, "Has fang face gone? I can still smell her, the tramp!"
"I'm parched..." Lumar sighed. "Yes Teegara is gone...she left something for you in that box...and she's not a tramp."
"Oh? What's in the box? She IS a tramp!"
The tiger tiredly raised his head. "What did she do this time?"
"Nothing...but do you know what's in the box??"
"Not really...she said something about you using it to stick it up your nose or your arse...whatever suits your fancy...Why don't you open it?"
"Sure..." he reluctantly opened the box. "Lumar...what the hell??" he showed the Beni the contents.
"Oh shit." The tiger quietly breathed; inside was a neatly severed human finger with a big red bow around it. Lumar laughed weakly. "She has a sick sense of humour..."
"More to the point...it's fresh...where did she get it??"
The big cat slowly sat up in bed. "I don't know...I honestly don't know...I can ask her if you want but do you really want to know?"
"It's been bitten off too..." he showed Lumar the stump.
Sure enough it was; Lumar pulled on his pants and tossed a shirt on. "I'll go ask her..."
"No!! Leave her well alone...please...no more of her! Gods, I'll tickle your bollocks if it means no more Teeth-gara!"
"But aren't you in the least bit curious? I would like to know how and where she got that."
"OK, OK..." he conceded, "SO much for her liking me!"
"It looks more like a warning to me more than anything..." There was a flurry of rapid knocks on the door making Schwenk and Lumar tense up. "Should I open it?" The tiger asked then came yelling on the other side.
"For goddess sake open the fucking door stripes it's me your one and only...I want to know if your pet liked my gift!" Teegara shouted.
"The answer is 'no'...she’s a fucking psycho!"
"I heard that! Now open this fucking door--I want to ask you something!"
"OK..." he sighed "Just keep her away..."
Lumar opened the door and the tigress flew into the room; she stood in front of Schwenk with her hands on her hips. "That jerk of a friend of yours...the human that was here, do you think he will be pissed that I bit his finger off? He asked for it...anyway now you can return it to him."
"What?! Whoa, whoa, whoa.....what human?" he was more curious than intimidated.
She frowned. "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know? All you humans look alike to me...anyway it was some little shit who was standing in front of your door trying to listen in or something. I was walking out a client and came upon him..."
"So why did you do this??" he held the digit up.
Teegara turned to the big tiger and licked his face. "Lumie your human isn't being nice tell him if he wants information he'll have to pay up."
"Fuck off!!" Schwenk snorted, forgetting himself for a moment.
The tigress' brown eyes turned molten; she growled extending her claws ready to rip the human apart--Lumar stepped in grabbing her. "Calm down...he didn't mean to be rude..."
"No...sure thing..." he replied unconvincingly.
"I swear if this big lug wasn't holding me I WOULD TEAR YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" Teegara raged.
Schwenk held his hand up and made a pincer signal, indicating she was talking too much.
The she-cat went ballistic practically fighting to take the human apart; Lumar whispered something in her ear. She looked at him. "I hold you to that promise...all right I'll talk." The tiger released his hold on the tigress. "The shit of a human when I confronted him had the AUDACITY to shake his finger in my face telling me to mind my own business...Well I taught that fucker a lesson he'll never forget!"
"What did he do after you bit him?"
"I did more than bite him...I took most of his hand off...well actually it was more like pieces...He ran off screaming. The landlord not liking the mess I made cleaned up...he did a pretty good job too!"
"Thanks for the info....Bye!"
"You better go." Lumar gently advised pushing the tigress out the door; she pointed a clawed finger at him. "Don't forget your promise to me!" She growled.
"Bye, sweet cheeks!" the human called out after her.
The tigress returned flashing Schwenk the finger and disappeared. Lumar frowned. "I was right wasn't I Schwenk...someone had been following us."
"Not Sh’iar though....right?"
"No...Definitely not a Sh'iar...now I am wondering...would they actually hire a human to maybe track us down? What do you think?"
"I think we should look for a badly injured human....and when I say 'we', I of course mean...you and that big nose!"
"If he is badly injured as Teegara says...well, wouldn't he be in the hospital or something?" The Beni asked.
"No...He’ll be avoiding the authorities as he'd know we'd look in hospitals first..."
"And you're sending me out? Out alone Schwenk?"
"Look at the size of you....oh never mind...I'll hold your hand!"
"Well it's not that Schwenk...aren't you afraid of what I would do to the human once I find him?"
"No...Because you'll be controlling yourself, right?!" He pointed out.
"Well..." Lumar drawled. "I will try but I can't guarantee you that I can control myself..."
"Well....I'll say this...you harm him before he's useful and I'll tell the Sh’iars you killed the old man!"
The tiger blanched. "Schwenk--y-you wouldn't! You wouldn't dare do that to me would you? No--no! Please I beg of you!" Lumar grabbed Schwenk by his shirt collar. "You wouldn't tell the Sh'iars--PLEASE NO!"
"Then stay in control..." he replied calmly.
Lumar nodded his head eagerly. "I will...I promise, I will Schwenk...anything but please don't tell the Sh'iars because I wasn't responsible and you PROMISED that you would take care of me...you said you would protect me!"
"Let's hope all goes well then, hmmm?" he put his coat on.
Lumar tucked his shirt inside his pants and put his boots on. "I'll have to smell that severed finger to pick up the human's scent."
"Here..." Schwenk gave Lumar the finger, figuratively speaking.
Placing his large nose practically inside the box, the big cat inhaled. "Okay...I've got the scent."
"I'm surprised that finger ain't in your damn sinus....go on, I'll follow..."
Out on the street, Lumar raised his head and sniffed the air turning this way then that; he picked up the trail leading into the back alley. "It's this way..."
"OK..." he followed the tiger into the alley.
The scent of blood was strong in the air and it was making Lumar hungry for fresh meat. He turned this way then that with Schwenk following closely behind until they stopped before an abandoned warehouse on the west side. "Behind that door Schwenk...the smell of blood is extremely strong."
"OK..." he whispered. "Burst in and subdue, do NOT harm....we get the info then we drag him back to Teegara..."
"Why are we going to do that? Why back to Teegara?" The tiger asked curiously.
"We owe her, OK?" he sighed.
Lumar smiled. "Well that's nice of you to say Schwenk...Okay...I'm going in."
"I'll follow...after he's subdued..."
The big cat burst through the door but there was no need to subdue the human...he was lying on a small cot bandaged and moaning in pain. Lumar glanced over at Schwenk. "What do I do now?"
"Ask him questions, of course..."
Lumar walked over to the human and poked him with a long sharp claw; the man screamed in pain and opened his blood shot eyes. "Who is there? Who are you?" He asked sounding heavily drugged. "Go away...leave me alone...I don't know where those two are! They weren't home and I couldn't get in..."
Schwenk replied. "You're drugged....what's my name??"
"You hired me...why are you asking? Hah--you filthy cats forgot deliberately didn't you...McTaggert...John McTaggert--don't you forget it...I expect to see my money...money you promised me..." McTaggert groaned.
"I know your name, idiot...but can you remember my name?? It's important, or does my assistant need to OPEN YOU UP!!"
McTaggert mumbled something. "Can't threaten me...I'm protected...yeah...got people watching my back...Not afraid of you filthy seekers...Couldn't do the job yourself..." He laughed.
Schwenk glanced at Lumar. "Seekers?"he mouthed the aloud, "Fine...you're not scared...I think we'll take you back to Teegara...the pretty she-cat who has a....taste...for you..."
McTaggert groaned. "Not that bitch of a cat Crystalandra...please--no--anything but that vicious cat...I see why Argo has the hots for her...no...no...
Schwenk was totally confused. "Crystalandra??"
Lumar shrugged. "Who is Crystalandra?"
"You seekers...what are you doing? Trying to confuse me? Is this a test of sorts...you going to use your magic to make me forget? No one can forget Crystalandra--psychotic Sh'iar bitch that she is..." the human shuddered. "Isn't it bad enough that she took a souvenir...hacked my little toe off? Does she need more body parts from me?"
Schwenk shook his head. "Lumie...take him to the tigress..."
Lumar whisked the protesting human into his arms...well at least what was left of the man which in itself wasn't much...
"Come on..." he shook his head. They got back and Schwenk pounded on Teegara's door.
"Who's there and what the fuck do you want?!" The tigress shouted from within.
"It's me..." was all Schwenk felt necessary to say.
"Me is music." Teegara retorted; Lumar kicked the door with his boot. "Open up Teegara--please!"
"Lumie is that you sweetie?" She immediately opened the door and her eyes widened seeing the bandaged human. "You brought me food!"
"It gives me fuck all pleasure to hand a fellow human over, but we owe you...just make it quick and painless, please?" Schwenk asked very nicely.
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The tigress blinked unable to believe her ears. "You really brought me this human as a snack? Schwenk...I am touched...I really had you figured wrong...thank you!" She seized the mumbling human quickly from Lumar. "Come to mama..." and quickly closed the door.
"You realize she is not going to make it painless for him." Lumar informed Schwenk; at that very instant McTaggert let loose a blood curdling scream and fell silent.
"Quick enough..."he said gloomily. He headed for their apartment.
The big tiger stood there momentarily on the spot not moving wishing that he too could partake in eating the human...he sighed and followed Schwenk...
"Go on...go back to her...I'll be in the apartment..." he read the thoughts.”Just one thing...please clean up well and brush your teeth!"
Lumar smiled and quickly disappeared. "Don't worry Schwenk...I will--I will!" He called.
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