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The Kitty Katswell Show	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +S through Z > T.U.F.F. Puppy Views: 7008 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Camping Still Sucks

Last time, we left off. Kitty & Dudley had gotten lost in the woods. They was having their lunch, when there was some rustling in the bushes. Kitty stands up & gets ready to attack, whatever was coming from the bushes.
Anyway, we go back to that scene now.
Kitty was ready to attack.
"Come on!!!" she shouted. "I'm ready!!!!"
Then a big giant grizzly bear comes out of the bushes.
The bear was angry & hungry. It was also growling at Dudley & Kitty.
"Oh shit!" Dudley whispered to Kitty. "I-I-It's a Grizzly Bear!"
Kitty laughs.
"A Grizzly bear? Ha!" Kitty laughed. "I'm gonna take him down!!!"
"Kitty! You're crazy!!!!" Dudley exclaims. "That bear's gonna kill you!!!!"
"No, he ain't!!!!" Kitty said. "I'm too quick & he's too slow!!"
The bear growls.
Kitty also growls.
Then the bear goes for the attack & so does Kitty.
"KITTY!!!!" Dudley shouted.
Kitty gives the bear several slashes, before she gave the bear the chance, to slash at her.
The bear tries to slash at Kitty, fortunately she moves out the way. Then she gives the bear a kick.
The bear growls angrily, when she did that. The bear tries to attack her again, but Kitty slashes the bear's face umpteen times, until the bear started bleeding. Then she deliver several karate chops & roundhouse kicks to the bear.
The pissed off bear tries to swipe at Kitty again, but she jumps right out of the way.
She lands behind the bear & gives it a roundhouse kick to the behind.
The bear falls to the ground.
Kitty smiles evilly at the bear.
"Time to WRESTLE!!!!" she exclaims, as she pounced onto the bear and started wrestling it.
The bear was growling & trying to swipe at her. Fortunately, the bear missed again.
Kitty picks up the bear & slams him into the ground.
The ground shook.
The bear gets back up.
He was extremely pissed. He was determined to win this fight against this cat, one way or the other.
The bear goes for the attack again. This time, the bear tries to take a bite out of Kitty, fortunately she sees this coming.
"Oh, no you don't!" she shouted, as she grabs the bear by the throat.
Then she starts slashing the bear's throat with her claws.
The bear's blood splattered everywhere.
Then for the final result, Kitty lifts up the bear & throws him into the air.
The bear roared in fear, as she did this.
Just as the bear was plumming back to earth, Kitty gave a mighty roundhouse kick to the bear's ass, which sends the bear flying off into the next area code.
The audience cheers & applauds to this.
"That'll show you, you fuckin', moth-eaten old bear!!" Kitty shouted.
Dudley then runs up to her.
"Oh my god!" he started. "That was so totally awesome, Kitty! I've never known you to wrestle & fight bears."
Kitty washes the blood from her claws, from the water from the waterfall.
"Well, I do. I spent a short time, after I graduated from the secret agent college, wrestling bears & alligators." Kitty explained.
"Cool." Dudley said. "Where at?"
"Two places." Kitty said. "Up in Canada, at my cousin's house and down in Florida at my sister's house."
"That was cool, that you didn't let that bear swipe or bite at you." Dudley said. "I was worried, that you was dead, if you fucked up."
Kitty turns to him and smiles.
"Aw, Dudley. You was worried about me." she said, in a sweet voice.
"Uh," Dudley said, as he started looking swiftly around. "No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you was." Kitty said in a teasing tone. "You was worried about, the big mean grizzly bear, killing lil' ole me."
Then she gets closer to Dudley's face.
"Admit it. You was worried about me and you have a huge crush on me, Dudley."
Dudley starts sweating, as the audience laughs.
Kitty gets closer to the dog's face.
"Why are you so sweaty all of a sudden, Dudley?" she asked. "Scared, that I'm going to find out, about your crush on me?"
Then she flutters her eyelashes, as the audience laughs.
"Uh." Dudley said, as Kitty got a little bit closer to his face.
He can feel her breath.
It looked like, she was ready to kiss him.
Dudley couldn't take it anymore.
"Alright! Alright! I admit it! I have a huge crush on you, Kitty." he shouted.
Kitty smiled.
"And yes. I was worried about you." Dudley concluded.
Kitty takes a few steps back.
"See? Don't it feel good, to tell the truth?" Kitty asked with a smile.
Dudley looks at her & smiles.
"Yeah, Kitty." he said. "It feels great!"
"And does it feel great, that you finally admit your crush for me?" Kitty asked, in a sweet teasing voice.
Dudley looks at her.
"Yeah. It does." Dudley answered.
"Ha! You're in love with a girl cat." Kitty teased. "I knew it, all along."
"If you knew it, then why did you force me to say it then?" Dudley asked.
"Because, I wanted to see you sweat." Kitty said.
"Oh." Dudley said.
"Let's continue our lunch." said Kitty, as she grabbed her sandwich.
"And can we talk too?" Dudley asked, with hopefulness in his voice.
"Sure, why not." Kitty said.
So, they get back to their lunch & chatted away.
Forty minutes later, they was done.
"That was some good food, Kitty." Dudley said, as he was cleaning his teeth with a toothpick.
Kitty laughs.
"Thank you, Dudley." she said, as she put the trash away. "I spend my off time, cooking."
"So, you're studin' to become a master chef, eh Kitty?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah. Something like that." Kitty said.
"So, do you want to keep finding a way out of here?" Dudley asks.
"Of course." Kitty said. "I hate to be out here, when it gets dark."
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Misty Katson, Ronald McDonald, & Jay Leno's out here."
Kitty faceplams herself.
"Dudley. Neither of those people are real." she started. "They're maded up. Just like Santa."
"What? Santa's not real?!" Dudley exclaims. "Oh shit! That damn Misty Katson, Ronald McDonald, & Jay Leno!!"
Then he gets on his knees.
"Curse them down to hell!!!!"
Kitty slaps herself as the audience laughs at the dog's stupidity.
"Stop fucking around & let's go!" she shouted.
The idiot gets off his knees & follows Kitty.
Many hours passes by.
Kitty & Dudley was still walking through the woods.
Dudley was panting.
"Kitty. I'm getting tired." he whined. "It feels like, that we been walking for centuries!!!!"
Kitty looks at her watch.
"It's 15 after 6." she said.
"What?" Dudley asked stupidly.
"It's 6:15." Kitty said in a bored voice.
"Oh shit! The sun's going to be goin' down soon!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he grabs Kitty. "We must find some shelter, from the crazy night shit, that comes out in the woods, when the sun goes down!!!!"
"Too bad, there's no hotel around here." Kitty muttered. "This is the Chief's fault! It was his idea, to go camping! If I had it my way, we would all be safe & sound in a five-star hotel in New York City."
"Speaking of the Chief." Dudley started. "I wonder, what he & Keswick are doin'?"

The Chief & Keswick was back at the campground. There were plenty of liquor bottles laying around. Keswick was talking.
"Uh, h-h-have you noticed, that something's m-m-m-missing, C-C-Chief?" he asked.
The Chief looks up.
"Yeah. Agent Katswell & that dog, haven't returned from exploring the Northwest yet." he said. "And we decided to have a few drinks, until they returned. What time is it anyway?"
Keswick looks at his watch, drunkenly.
"I-I-It's 18:60." he slurred.
The Chief looks at him.
"18:60? What kind of watch, do you have man?"
"A n-n-n-normal watch!!!" Keswick exclaims. "The same type of watch, that I always b-b-buy."
Then the Chief thinks of something.
"Hey! Let's do something. Let's play a game."
"W-W-What kind of game?" asked Keswick, drunkenly.
"A drinking game." The Chief said.
"D-D-Drinking game?" Keswick asked. "What t-t-type of drinking g-g-game is it?"
"It's the type of game, that if a person didn't do what the person says, you take a drink." The Chief said. "Or something like that."
"N-N-No, Chief." Keswick started. "Y-Y-You're drunk, okay? Y-Y-You're drunk."
"Drunk?" The Chief shouted. "Those are fighting words, boy. I'll left-hook you to death!!"
Then he attempts to swing at Keswick, but fails because, of his tiny size & drunkenness, falls over.
The audience laughs.
"Ha.Ha." Keswick laughs. "W-W-What a whimp! He passed out!!! What a d-d-dumbass!!!"
Then he passes right out ontop of the Chief.
The audience laughs.

"I dunno, Dudley." Kitty said. "They probably got drunk, high, or some shit like that."
Then suddenly, some music was heard.
The duo hears it.
"Dudley. Do you hear that?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Dudley replied. "It sounds like, it's coming from that direction over there."
He pointed to the direction, the music was coming from.
"Let's follow that music." Kitty said, as she grabs her things. "Maybe, there's someone camping in these woods.
"I hope, they got food." Dudley said, as his stomach rumbles. "Because, I'm starving!"
So they go to where the music was coming from.
After going through some bushes, Kitty & Dudley found a hippy commune.
The hippies looked at the duo.
One of them walks up to Kitty & Dudley.
"NIXON LOVERS!!!!!" he shouted, as he pointed at them.
Then another hippy knocks the first hippie unconscious.
"Ignore him." he said. "I'm Frasier Crane & welcome to my commune."
"Frasier Crane?" Dudley asked. "The same Frasier Crane from the Frasier show?"
"No." Crane said. "They call me that, because I am wise & all knowing."
"So, you're in charge then?" Kitty asked.
"Yes." Frasier said.
"Good." Kitty started. "Me & my friend, had been lost for hours. My phone doesn't work. We're tired."
"And we don't have no more food!!!" Dudley shouted.
Kitty turns to him.
"Dudley. We have plenty of food."
"We had plenty of food, Kitty." Dudley said, as he shook Kitty's empty cooler.
"You fuckin' idiot!!" Kitty sniffed.
Dudley burps & the audience laughs.
"Calm down, catress." Frasier said. "Because, if thou isn't calm, you will not get anywhere with unruliness, irritableness & brassiness."
"What?" Dudley asks. "Dude. Speak English."
"Take a breather, cat woman." Frasier said. "You will not get anywhere by, screaming, yelling, & hollering."
So Kitty calms down & Frasier continues.
"So, you two need a place to spend the night?" he asks.
"Yes." Kitty & Dudley said in unison.
"Okay. You two sleep with me." Frasier said. "As the part of the commune, you got to share property, possessions, interests, & other things with other people."
"Okay." Dudley said. "I like to share."
"Good." Frasier said, as he looks at Kitty in a weird way. "That I was hoping."
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Kitty asked, a little creeped out.
"Oh! I sometimes, stare at people." Frasier said. "Just set up your things, and then come out and have some of our dinner."
"What's for supper?" Dudley asked, as his stomach rumbles & the audience laughs.
"We're having fried cod & homegrown greens salad." Frasier said. "Along with some homemade berry wine."
"Sounds good!" Dudley said. "Especially, that fried cod."
"Glad to hear it." Frasier said & walked away.
Kitty whispers to Dudley.
"Uh, Dudley. Did you just noticed, the way Frasier was looking at me?" she asks.
"Yeah?" Dudley asked. "So what? You're attractive."
"I think, he's up to no good, Dudley." Kitty said.
"Sounds like, someone needs some nourishment." Dudley said in a teasing voice.
"That's not it, Dudley." Kitty said. "I'm going with my instincts with this one."
"Whatever." Dudley said. "C'mon, Kitty. They're going to serve the dinner now."
So he runs out into the commune & Kitty cautiously follows.
Soon, they was sitting around in a circle. The other hippies was staring at them.
Kitty was uncomfortable.
"Dudley." she whispered. "I don't like they way, they're staring' at us."
"You just gotta break the ice, Kitty." Dudley said, as he turned to the hippie on his right. "Like this."
Then he clears his throat.
"Ahem! Do those corporations suck or do they suck, man?"
"Yeah, those corporates suck balls, man!" the hippie replied.
"YEAH!!!" Everyone but Kitty shouted, as the audience laughs.
"Alright, my flower children." Frasier said. "It's time for supper."
"The wise & all knowing one's right." said another hippie. "Thou can use some nourishment."
So the food was passed out.
Soon everyone at least had some food on their plate. Kitty & Dudley had more food then the others.
One of the other hippies noticed this.
"Oh, wise and all knowing Frasier Crane." he started. "Why do the outsiders, have the most food?"
"Because." Frasier started. "It is hippie law, to give the outsiders the most food. These two have been wandering through these woods, for who knows how long. And we must shelter them. Nourish them, like they're one of us."
The other hippies stared at him.
"So, please welcome the angry cat lady & slow and stupid dog boy with kindness & open arms, just like I did. It's the commune way of life." concluded Frasier.
Then one of the other hippies stands up.
"The wise & all knowing Frasier Crane's right!" the hippie said. "Let's make them feel comfortable."
Then all of the other hippies started chanting.
"Make them feel comfortable. Make them feel comfortable. Make them feel comfortable." they chanted.
Frasier turns to Kitty & Dudley.
"I hope, that settled any disagreements of the commune." he said.
"Oh, it does." Kitty said.
"We're a caring community, catress." Frasier said. "Please enjoy our bounty."
"Finally, we can eat!" Dudley shouted stupidly, as he started downing his food.
The audience laughs.
Kitty slowly eats her food, as she was still unsure of commune and their beliefs.
It was just after sunset now. The hippies was listening to their music & was dancing around.
Dudley was finishing up his supper & Kitty just got done eating the fish, when Frasier stands up.
"Silence everyone!" he shouted.
Everyone stops & looks at him.
"It is time, for the nocturnal slumber now." he said. "Get with your partners now."
"What?" Dudley asked, still not understanding the lingo.
Frasier facepalms himself, as the audience laughs.
"It's time, to go to sleep now, Slow & Stupid Dog Boy." he said.
"It's Dudley." Dudley corrected, as the audience laughs.
Frasier ignores him.
"Get your slumber, as the dawn brings more of living by the land." he says.
Then all of hippies went to their dorms.
Frasier turns to Dudley & Kitty.
"You two. Come to my dorm."
Then he looks at Kitty in the same creepy way as earlier. This time, Dudley notices this.
"Three to a bed!!!!" Frasier exclaims.
Then he goes to his dorm.
"See that?" Kitty asked. "He was looking at me creepy again!"
"Yeah, I saw that, Kitty." Dudley said. "Something's up with that weird dude."
"And he said; three to a bed." Kitty said. "I don't want that fuck, groping me, while I'll sleep."
"Yeah, he is creepy." Dudley said.
Then Kitty comes up with a plan.
"I got it! After Crane goes to sleep, you & me switch sides, so I'll be on the outer end & you'll be next to Crane's front." she explains.
"Ewww." Dudley said. "I don't want him, rubbing his hands on me."
"You still got those chew toys?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he took out his bag from hammerspace.
"Good." Kitty started. "You put those and several pillows, between you and Crane. So he'll grope the pillows & toys instead of you."
"Smart plan, Kitty." Dudley said. "No one gropes my Kitty."
Kitty smiles.
"Aw, that's so sweet." Kitty said, as she pinched Dudley's cheek as the audience laughs.
Dudley blushes.
"Ha.Ha. Cut it out, Kitty." he laughs, as the audience laughs.
"Okay, let's go to bed." Kitty said, as she and Dudley goes to Frasier's dorm.
A little bit later, Frasier was fast asleep. Kitty & Dudley was wide awake.
Kitty looks up, and turns to Dudley's direction.
"Dudley. You're still awake?"
"Yeah." Dudley whispered.
"Good." Kitty said. "Now, switch places with me."
So they switched sides.
Dudley jumps onto Kitty's side of the bed & Kitty slips onto Dudley's side of the bed.
Frasier didn't wake up when they did this.
Kitty notices.
"Damn! He's out like a fuckin' light." she said.
"I think, it must've been all that salad he ate and that wine he drank." Dudley said.
"Probably." Kitty said. "Good night, Dudley."
"Good night, babe." Dudley called out.
Kitty smiles & goes to sleep.
Dudley puts the chew toys & several pillows between him and Frasier. Then he went to sleep.
It was the next morning now. Everyone in the commune was up & about.
Dudley & Kitty just got done eating eggs for breakfast.
"Those eggs were good." he burped.
"Yeah. They was." Kitty said. "These people may be weird, but they sure can fry up some eggs."
Dudley takes out his frisbee.
"Hey Kitty. Wanna play with my frisbee?" he asks, as he spins the frisbee.
"Sure." Kitty said. "Why not?"
Just then, one of the hippies walks up to them.
"Hey, Cat Lady. Stupid Dog Man. Can we play with you?"
"No!" Dudley exclaims. "This is my frisbee. Only Kitty & I can play with it."
"Dude. You gotta share." said the hippie. "We're in a commune, remember?"
"Oh yeah." Dudley said, as the hippie took the frisbee from him. "I-I forgot."
"Alright, dudes!!!" shouted the hippie. "We got a frisbee! Now we can play!!"
Then the hippies started playing with Dudley's frisbee. They was tossing the frisbee at one another, but not throwing it to Dudley or Kitty.
Dudley was getting upset.
"I want my frisbee!" he cried.
"Patience, my dog friend." said a female hippie as she tossed the frisbee to another hippie. "Thou that haves patience, will have enlightenment."
Minutes pass & still the hippies didn't pass the frisbee to Dudley or Kitty.
Dudley turns to Kitty, with tears in his eyes ready to cry.
"Those meanies won't let me play with my frisbee, Kitty."
"Don't cry, Dudley." Kitty said. "We can always play fetch will the tennis ball I always carry, that you love so much."
"Ball!!" Dudley exclaims, before Kitty puts a hand over his mouth.
The audience laughs.
"Shhh! Not too loud!" she hissed. "I don't want those hippies to hear. Let's go find a quiet & empty place on this commune, so we can play."
"Good idea, Kitty." Dudley said, still with Kitty's hand over his mouth.
Fifteen minutes later, they was in the emptiest & quietist place of the commune.
"This is pretty peaceful place here, Sexy Cat Lady." Dudley said.
"Did you just called me; 'Sexy Cat Lady'?" Kitty asked, with a sly smile.
"Yeah." Dudley responded.
Kitty looks at him.
"Dudley. You didn't eat anything, when we was coming to this spot, did ya?"
"Well, I might of ate a little bit of those salad greens, that the hippies grew in their garden." the dog admitted.
"Dudley. I think, those weren't ordinary salad greens." said Kitty.
Dudley laughs.
"Ha.Ha.Ha. Oh, Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Don't be so juvenile." he laughs. "The hippies said, the salad was made up of; cucumbers, lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, & some wild parsley."
"Wild Parsley?" Kitty asked. "Dudley. I don't think that was Wild Parsley. Tell me, Dudley. Was this stuff you ate, was scraggety-looking?"
"Yes." Dudley replied.
"That stuff was Marijuana, Dudley!" Kitty said.
"Marijuana!!!" Dudley exclaims loudly.
Kitty shushes him.
"SHHH! Not so loud!!!!" she sniffed.
"You mean, that I'm high on their salad greens?" Dudley asks.
Kitty nodded.
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "What am I going to do, Kitty? I feel myself getting weak!"
Then he lays on the ground and starts coughing, as the audience laughs.
"Dudley. You're just overreacting." Kitty laughs. "I know, how you can get over this."
"How?" Dudley asked.
She takes out the tennis ball & tosses it up & down.
Dudley stares at the ball.
"Who wants to play fetch?" Kitty asked with a smile, as she tossed the ball up & down and catching it.
"Oooh! Oooh! I do!!!" Dudley exclaims, standing up.
"Want the ball?" Kitty asked in a teasing voice. "Huh? Do ya?"
"YEAH!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Okay, go fetch it, Dudley!!!" Kitty said, as she tossed the tennis ball.
"BALL!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
He goes after the ball & Kitty follows him.
Soon, she caught up with him.
"I got the ball, Kitty." Dudley said, with the ball in his mouth.
"Good job, Dudley." Kitty said, as she took the ball from him.
Then some voices were heard.
"Kitty!" Dudley says. "I hear voices! I think, the marijuana's effects is gettin' to me."
"I also hear those voices too, Dudley." Kitty said. "It sounds like, that Frasier fuck."
"I wonder, what he's talking about?" Dudley wondered.
"I don't know, Dudley." Kitty said. "Let's go up & listen."
So they both sneaked up to a wall & stood behind it.
Frasier was talking, but he wasn't alone.
He was talking to someone.
"So, do those two outsiders suspect anything?" said the second person.
"No, they don't." Frasier replied. "They actually believe, they I'm the leader of a peaceful hippie commune."
"Yeah, them & those other stupid wastes of skin." said the second person.
"But." Frasier started. "I have a feeling, that cat woman might suspect something, since she's the smarter of the two."
"Damn! Now that's a shame." shouted the second voice. "We must get rid of those two outsiders, tonight!"
"Don't worry, David." said Frasier. "I'm in control of this whole thing. I let the foolish hippies makes the outsiders welcomed with special treats & all that shit, then when everyone else’s asleep, I shall murder the two outsiders in their slumber. Silently. Then I'll drag their dead bodies & feed them to Tyson & he'll eat the remains."
"Tyson? Who the hell's that?" Dudley asked.
It then shows, the bear that Kitty whooped yesterday. He had a neck brace around his neck.
"Yeah. I'm gonna enjoy, eatin' that cat woman's body, for what she did to me." Tyson said. "It's gonna be so gruesome, that it's not gonna look so good."
"But not before, I make love to her dead body." Frasier added.
"Oh mah god." Tyson exclaims. "That is just plain sick, man!"
"Yeah, I know." Frasier said. "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!HA!"
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Dudley. Did you hear that?" she asks.
"Yeah." Dudley started. "That Frasier dude is a lot weirder than I thought."
"No. That phony bastard is planning on killing us." Kitty exclaims.
"He's gonna kill us?!?" Dudley asked in a surprised voice.
Kitty nods.
"I think, we accidentally stumbled upon a killer hippie commune." she said.
"Killer hippie commune?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah." Kitty started. "They kill any outsiders; us, that stumbles upon their commune. They make the outsiders comfortable by giving them food, clothes, & shelter. And when the time's right, they kill the outsiders."
"Oh my god, Kitty." Dudley exclaims, as he grabs Kitty. "What are we going to do? I don't wanna die. I'm too young to die! I haven't ate all the crusine, that the world have to offer! I haven't seen the Dr. Dre Story yet! I haven't had a date with you yet! I haven't had wonderful, rememberable sex with you yet!"
The audience laughs & whoos at the last part of his speech.
"Let me go!" she said, as she blushed. "Don't worry, Dudley. I've got a plan."
"Cool!" Dudley said, as he let his soon to be girlfriend go.
"We stay with the hippies for the day & act like we don't know nothing. Then when Frasier goes to sleep for the night, we pack our things & run like hell to the nearest 5-star hotel." explains Kitty.
"Good plan, Kitty." Dudley said. "But how are we gonna find the nearest hotel, when we don't know we are?"
"Easy. I'll ask about the corporate fat-cats, trying to take over the land. And the bastards will tell me." Kitty said, as she shuddered from the bad pun she just made.
"Okay?" Dudley said. "But how are we gonna find our way back to our camp?"
"By looking at the map section of the phone book, at the hotel. Or a map book." Kitty said. "Don't worry, I'll pay for the hotel room."
"I like the sounds of that!" Dudley exclaims loudly, but no loud enough for Frasier to hear him.
"Shhh! Not so loud, dammit!" Kitty said, as she puts a hand over Dudley's mouth again. "C'mon, let's get back to the main part of the commune."
"Kitty. I thought, we was playing fetch?" Dudley asked.
"Oh yeah." Kitty said. "I forgot. Let's go, find another place to play fetch."
"After that, can we get something to eat?" Dudley asks. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a porcupine and his mama!"
The audience laughs at what he said.
"I can eat anything."
"Yeah, sure." Kitty said, as she rolled her eyes. "It's not your fault that you're hungry, Dudley. It's one of the side effects from the Marijuana. C'mon, let's go find another quiet spot."
So they go off to find another spot.
It was later now.
Dudley & Kitty was pretending to have a great time with the hippies, by either; sharing their belongings, tending to the hippies garden, and even participating in the hippies activities.
Anyway, it was supper time now. Kitty & Dudley was sitting in a corner, well Kitty was sitting & Dudley was laying on his back, across her lap. They were both wearing tie-dye shirts. Kitty had her black hat on & it was over her right eye. She was reading a small book & Dudley was blowing bubbles.
"You know, Kitty." he asked.
"What?" Kitty asked.
"Despite of that weird dude's plan to kill us, & some of those assholes, that stole my frisbee, this wasn't too bad of a day." Dudley said, as he blew out some more bubbles.
"Yeah, it was." Kitty said as she closed the book.
"What's that you're reading?" Dudley asks.
"It's a tourist book for the area around here." Kitty said. "One of those doped-up assholes, 'shared' it with me. And I didn't bring it back."
Just then, Frasier walks up to them.
"Angry Cat Lady & Stupid Dog Boy. It's time for supper." he said.
"No thanks." Kitty said. "I'm not hungry."
"Uh, I'm not hungry either." Dudley added. "I'm still full from that lunch."
"Are you sure?" Frasier asks. "This meal we made, is just for you."
"No." Kitty & Dudley said in unison.
"Okay." Frasier said and lefted.
Kitty looks at Dudley.
"Don't worry, Dudley. We'll get something to eat, when we get to the hotel."
"Good." Dudley said. "I don't know, how much longer, I can't live without meat."
Two hours later.
The hippies was going to bed now.
Frasier got into his bed. He had hid his knife under his shirt.
"Hee.Hee.Hee." he laughed. "You'll soon taste blood, my friend. You'll soon taste blood."
But little did he know, Kitty & Dudley was secretly watching this.
"Damn! Look at that sharp knife, Kitty." Dudley said.
"Yeah, Dudley." Kitty said. "Don't worry about that. I'll just take it & throw it away somewhere."
"Ready Kitty?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah." Kitty replied. "Hopefully, he goes to sleep first. And he'll be out like a light, just like last night."
So they go up to the bed & get into it.
They went to 'sleep', but they really laided there with their eyes closed.
"Hee.Hee.Hee. Those fools." Frasier said to himself. "Once they're in deep sleep, SLASH!!! Nighty-night Angry Cat Lady & Stupid dog!"
An hour and a half goes by.
Frasier was knocked out, sawing logs.
Kitty sits up.
"Dudley. You're awake?"
Dudley sits up.
"Yeah."
"Okay. Get all our things & let's get the hell outta here." Kitty said as she got up.
Dudley gathered all their things & Kitty takes the knife from Frasier's grip.
She turns to Dudley.
"Got everything Dudley?"
"Yeah, except my frisbee." Dudley sniffs.
"Don't worry, Dudley. I'll buy you a new one." said Kitty. "Now let's get out of here."
Then the duo leaves Frasier's dorm & the commune quickly, but not before Dudley stopped at the commune's garden.
Kitty turns to him.
"Dudley! What the hell are you doing'?"
"Getting a little something, Kitty." Dudley said, as he pulls out several of the hippies' marijuana plants.
The audience laughs.
"Okay. Now I'm ready." he said.
"Okay. According to the tourist book, the nearest five-star hotel is about two & a half miles away." Kitty said.
"That close huh?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah." Kitty responded. "Now, let's start running."
So they started running through the woods.
20 or so minutes later, they was out of the woods & into the city streets.
"We made it!" Dudley panted.
"Yeah." panted Kitty. "Now, let's throw this knife away & then we can go to that hotel."
So Kitty throws Frasier's knife into a nearby dumpster & she and Dudley goes to the five-star hotel.
After paying at the front desk, getting a room with two beds, & receiving food from room service. Dudley lays in his bed.
"Hey, Kitty." he started. "I just thought of something."
"What?" Kitty asked.
"How are we gonna get back to our camping ground?" Dudley asked. "I don't want to go through those woods again."
Kitty laughs.
"That's easy, Dudley. This hotel haves a car service & with a little bribery money, they'll drive us to the park's entrance." she explains.
"Smart plan, Kitty." Dudley said, as he ate his steak. "Smart plan."
"Thanks." Kitty said, and then started eating her Filet Mignon.
Soon after the food was eaten, the duo goes to sleep.
It was the next morning now. The scene is on Keswick & the Chief.
"It's been about a day since, we seen agent Katswell & Puppy." the Chief said.
"Actually, it's been a-a-about two days, Chief." Keswick said. "We've spend the whole day yesterday passed out, from drinking too much."
"Ah, yes." the Chief said. "Of course."
Just then, Kitty & Dudley walks up to them.
"We're finally back!" Kitty said.
Keswick turns to her.
"Agent K-K-Katswell. Agent P-P-Pimp Dog. Where the h-h-hell you b-been?" he asks.
"Keswick!" the Chief shouted. "That's my line!"
Then he turns to the duo.
"Agents Katswell & Puppy. Where the hell you been? Why Agent Puppy wearing a tie-dyed shirt?"
"It's a long story." Dudley said.
"Let's just say, that we got lost." Kitty said.
Then she looks at all of the liquor bottles.
"What. Did you two have a party?"
"Uh." Keswick & the Chief said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Look, just fuck it." Kitty said. "Now, let's pack up & let's go."
"W-Wise idea, agent Katswell." Keswick said. "It's too boring h-h-here."
Soon, everything was in the truck.
"So, does everyone got everything?" the Chief asks.
"Yeah." everyone responded.
"Good." the Chief said, as he turned to Kitty. "Okay, Kitty. Let's get the hell outta here."
Kitty starts up the pickup & pulls away.
She turns to the Chief.
"Next time, can we go to a place, that I suggest?"
"Yeah. Sure you can, Kitty." the Chief said. "It's only fair."
"Great." Kitty said, as she smiled.
"I like that!" Dudley added.
"Me t-t-too." Keswick added.
Then the scene goes into the hills. It shows Frasier & his bear; Tyson.
Frasier was looking at the black pickup through some binoculars.
He was pissed.
"You may have outsmarted me this time, Angry Cat Lady." he said. "But we will meet again."
The scene is back on Kitty.
She somehow hears him.
"No, you won't." she said. "No, you won't."
"Uh, Kitty. Who are you talking to?" Dudley asked.
"Nobody, Dudley." she said. "Anyways, it's time to end the chapter now."
Then she looks at the camera.
"Make sure, you review what you want for chapter 6!"
Then she does a sexy pose.
The audience applaudes.
End chapter.
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