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Timmy Turner & The Red Headed Monster	By : misato29 Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 34764 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own The Fairly Oddparents and will not make any money from this or any otther story. All rights belong to the original copyright holders. This story is written for fun and should not be taken seriously.

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A promise is a promise
Timmy glanced out the window and was shocked by what he saw. The family car was out of the garage and was being packed to overflowing. Boxes, suitcases, trunks, wheelbarrows and storage lockers filled with clothes, clocks (coo coo, grandfather, digital and scoreboard), sporting equipment, furniture, appliances and livestock was strapped, belted, tied, glued, taped and gift wrapped to the car. The seats had been removed, the roof had been cut off and still the Turners tried to stuff more things into the family car.
Timmy’s parents had promised not to leave him behind this summer. Timmy followed the trail of dirty laundry leading from the house to the car to confront his parents.
Timmy’s dad eeked, “EEK! It’s the boy.”
Timmy’s mom leaned out of the car window frame (the glass had been removed to make room for the satellite TV antenna) and said “I’ll start the car, you stall him!”
Timmy’s dad said, “We’re just going to the gas station” at the same moment his mom said “To fill a prescription.” His father said, “A prescription for gas!”
Timmy’s mom, “To prevent gas.”
Timmy’s dad, “To prevent the car from farting.”
Timmy began to sniffle. “Why are you leaving? You promised not to leave me behind!”
“Timmy” Mom said “You know we always keep our promises!”
“Except when we don’t” his dad added, tying the couch and toilet onto the hood of the car.
Mom said, “We’ll be back in a few minutes. We just need a head start”
His dad said, “Definitely! We’ll all have dinner together”
“But that’s 10 hours from now!” wailed Timmy.
Mom, “That’s a good head start.” Then, “I mean, we’ll all head downtown to start the meal.”
Dad, “Great save baby. Memorial Day dinner is my favorite meal of the day.”
Cosmo poofed up a calendar. Tommy examined it. “That’s two weeks from now!”
His mom, tried to close the car door but the box of silverware blocked it. “We can watch the fourth of July fireworks”.
“That’s eight weeks from now!!”
“Don’t think of it as 8 weeks”, said Timmy’s dad, “Think of it as only 2 months.”
Mom nodded, “We always enjoy Labor Day together, don’t we?”
Timmy said plaintively, “I don’t even know when that is.”
“It’s the same time as Columbus Day… give or take 2 months” said his dad, wiggling into the car around the bathtub. He threw an envelope at his crying son and gunned the car. Timmy heard him say, “We are definitely not going on a round-the–world cruise!” Mom replied, then “To the docks!”
Cosmo said, “Yay for the ducks.”
“Don’t open your Christmas presents” yelled his mom,
“He can’t, they are in the trunk” dad said. “Under the furnace.”
The spinning tires pelted Timmy with dust, gravel, office supplies and dirty socks. Cosmo waved at the speeding car, “Bye! Bye! Bon voyage, see you at New Years!” Then, “I thought they’d never leave!”
“Quick Cosmo. I wish they would come back and take me with them!”
Cosmo raised his wand which drooped more than his fairy odd-cock did after unloading the morning soup. A green revision page from “Da Rules” floated downwards. “Sorry, Sport” said Cosmo. “Thwarting a human parent’s plan for holidays and vacations is no longer allowed.”
“Well, I wish they’d get 4 flat tires until I think of something.”
Cosmo said, “They are already flat from all that weight. Your mom really needs to go on a diet.”
Timmy wiped the tears from his eyes and blew his nose (with on Cosmo's shirt sleeve). “Who will take care of me until they get back?”
Cosmo looked at the envelope that Timmy’s dad had carelessly passed to the boy. “It’s addressed to Vicky. Do you know someone named Vicky? It sounds familiar.”
Timmy opened the envelope, there was a lot of money and credit cards… and a letter. “Dear Vicky, please take care of the boy until we get back. We know how much you love him so take care of him as you see fit. Love, Timmy’s Mom & Dad. (Dictated, but not read. Written, but not reviewed. Sent, but we really don’t give a crap). Under the word “until” was some very small print. Cosmo poofed up a magnifying glass, then a microscope, then a scanning electron microscope until Timmy could see “we mean IF we come back. We really mean Yeah, right, sure, like that’s gonna’ happen!”
Timmy had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach about his future. Cosmo had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach because the mushrooms he had eaten off of Timmy’s head were spoiled.
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