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Memoirs of the Toot Fairy	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 19971 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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The Icky Strikes Back 2

Timmy pushed himself up on his elbows, the ringing in his ears still disrupting everything he heard. But he didn’t need sound to understand the scene unraveling around him. As Vicky slowly stalked closer though, her voice became clearer in his ears. She was in the middle of a rant on how he was the luckiest kid in the world to have his fairies.
That’s right…Cosmo & Wanda. With the big secret revealed, Jorgen would be down at any moment to erase Timmy’s memories and swipe them up, breaking up the family they had since he was a miserable 9-year old. Vicky had succeeded in the ultimate, and robbed Timmy of his most prized possessions. And it pushed him over the edge.
“I wish you’d PUT A CORK IN IT!!!”
Involuntarily, Cosmo & Wanda’s wands went up in their arms and…
POOF!!!
…Vicky’s mouth was suddenly blocked by a large cork. Timmy wasn’t about to let it end there, though. “I wish she was in a cage!”
POOF!!!
And with their magic, Vicky found herself within the confines of a steel bar cell. Anger reigned in the buck-tooth teen’s body as he stormed towards his foe. His fists were clenched, his teeth gritted, and his blood boiling.
Wanda couldn’t help but show concern. “Timmy, she just found out—!”
“I know!” Timmy barked out, not taking his eyes off the Icky one. “Are you happy now? You’ve finally done it! My godparents, my family, are gonna be taken away from me because YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT THEM! Are you happy now? Am I miserable enough for you now!?”
With a cold stare, Vicky removed the cork from her mouth, moved up to the iron bars and looked Timmy right in the eye. “Not…even…close. You think just cause I made your stupid fairies go away that I’m gonna stop? I LIKE torturing you, twerp! In fact…it’s almost orgasmic! So I’d invest in so better health care if I were you; because without your little magic helpers, I’m gonna show you a whole new world of suffering!”
That revelation sent Timmy into an inferno of rage. He cocked back his fist, ready to pound Vicky’s face in for what she did to him…but he held back. It confused Cosmo & Wanda, as Timmy never missed the chance to pop one off on the sadistic redhead. But as a devious grin grew on his face, they realized he was going to hurt her in another way, which could be far worse.
“You know what, I just realized something…you’ll never win.” Timmy revealed.
That statement put a look of confusion on his babysitter’s face. “What the hell are you talking about, twerp!?”
“You’ll never beat me!” Timmy began to explain. “Every dirty trick, every random act of violence, every item of mine that you burn doesn’t matter anymore. And all the physical harm you put on me won’t mean anything…because I have Tootie.”
Vicky became even more puzzled. “What does my pest of a little sister have to do with this?”
It was at that moment that Timmy’s smile was at its devious, as he looked her right in the eye and revealed another secret he had been hiding from her. “We’re together now. We’ve even been having sex.”
Upon hearing those words, Vicky’s eyes burned in rage. “LIAR!!!” She yelled, reaching through the cell to get her hands on Timmy. “I know that little munchkin too well!”
“Oh it’s true.” Timmy confirmed. “I laid her practically everywhere in your house. I had her screaming out my name! I make her happy, just like she makes me. So it doesn’t matter that you took away my fairies. All the torture you can dish out, all the pain you cause me, it doesn’t matter…because Tootie will be right there, to make me feel better again. And there’s NOTHING you can do to stop it.”
He took a couple of steps back and folded his arms over his chest, content that he one-up’d his near lifelong arch-enemy even though his fairies would be taken away. But his rant would prove to backfire, as Vicky began to tremble in unbridled anger. Grabbing the iron bars, she forcefully ripped them from their bases, along with several others, giving her a clear exit out of her cage.
Timmy looked up at his godparents, who thought the same thing he did at the moment. “Overdid it on the rant?” Wanda asked.
“Overdid it on the rant.” Timmy answered. “EEEEYYYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!”
“DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE, TWERP!!!!”
With iron bars in both hands, she mercilessly swiped at Timmy, intending to take his head off with each shot. Out of desperation he scrambled into his Garage, but quickly found himself trapped as there was no way out…other that the entrance Vicky blocked. He backed up against the wall, as Vicky loomed closer, intending to make the young teen pay.
“How dare you…” She growled. “How DARE YOU make my little sister happy! And you put the image of her having sex in my mind! YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT! I’M GONNA—!”
FWOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!
A bright beam of energy blasted Vicky from behind, engulfing her as she prepared to attack. But when the beam disappeared, the Icky one found that the iron bars in her hands were far too large & heavy, and they pinned her to the pavement.
“Wait…what’s going on?” She released her weapons and stood up, only to find herself far more hairy than usual, and Timmy Turner towering over her. “A-And how come you’re so big, now?” She then noticed a new appendage on her body. “Wait, I have a fluffy tail! WHY DO I HAVE A FLUFFY TAIL!?”
“Because now you’re a squirrel in my world…”
Turning around dramatically, Vicky saw the source of her sudden change to cuddly, woodland creature, Tootie. “Timmy, are you OK?”
“Yeah…luckily.” He answered exhaustedly walking over to her. Cosmo and Wanda joined him, in their bird forms, as they decided to make their leave. That is, until Vicky called out to her younger sister.
“TOOTIE!!!”
The pig-tailed apprentice turned back to her older sister as she asked her, “Is it true?” Tootie grew a puzzled look, and Vicky elaborated. “Is it true that…you and the Twerp…”
She shuddered, unable to actually speak of the event(s) Timmy revealed earlier. But Tootie began to understand what she meant perfectly, and grinned as she nodded. “Yep, and we’ve even done it in your bed.”
That revelation made Vicky’s eye twitch uncontrollably, and sent her into a blind fury as she scurried off screaming in rage. That left the couple alone, and Timmy confused.
“Wait a minute; we’ve never done it in Vicky’s Bed.” Timmy realized.
That brought a seductive grin to his girlfriend’s face. “The night’s still young, stud.”
And with that, she preceded to glomp her man to the ground, causing a cry of pain to leave his lips. “AHH, MY RIBS!!!”

The kids were playing football just a few yards away as Timmy sat on a park bench. It was the Lunch period, but food was the furthest thing on his mind at the moment. There was a look of impatience on the teen’s face, as he stared down at two snails below him; one pink, the other green. Yes, Cosmo & Wanda still were with Timmy; and as he glanced at his watch, he saw that it has been almost 24 hours since Vicky discovered their existence. The latest that Jorgen had shown up to take Timmy’s fairies was 5 minutes, but the waiting this time around was downright agonizing.
“He’s still not here.” Timmy uttered to his fairies. “Not to complain, but what’s the holdup!?”
“I don’t know, but I don’t think we can stay in these snail disguises.” Cosmo replied. “There’s a shaker of salt on the table over there, and I don’t like the way those kids are looking at me!”
“Plus…” Wanda added, as her snail body began to inflate & deflate sporadically & randomly. “…I don’t think we can stay under the radar much longer. I’m getting magical buildup! I have to make a wish!”
Timmy sighed as he hung his head low. Wanda was right; they couldn’t make a wish due to all wishes being recorded by Fairy World, and the higher-ups would discover Cosmo & Wanda’s situation, if they didn’t know it already. But if Wanda’s body explodes from magical buildup, the output of intense fairy magic would also register on Fairy World’s radar; again, informing them of the situation.
“Damned if I do, damned if I don’t…” Timmy told himself. A moment later though, the choice would be made for him.
“Timmy Turner!”
It was Jorgen’s voice, but as the three searched the area, they only saw fellow classmates playing, and Crocker frantically searching for any trace of magic with a crude tracking device.
“I’m in your pocket, you fool!”
Sure enough, as Timmy reached into his pants pocket, he pulled out a pink Fairy Phone, with Jorgen’s face on the screen. “This is your new Fairy Phone! I have given it to you, because my lovely wife says you and her new apprentice are now a couple! Oh, and congratulations.”
Timmy looked back at the Drill Sergeant Fairy puzzled. “O…K?”
“This phone is tuned onto your girlfriend’s body signature.” Jorgen continued. “Whenever she is in trouble, you and your fairies will be alerted to it!”
Timmy nodded his head, understanding the reason for the device. But after a moment of silence, he became even more confused. “So…the only reason you contacted me was to give me this?”
“Well, I would invite you to a barbeque I’m having this weekend, but I don’t think you like to eat wild Tyrannosaurus!” Jorgen commented.
“So does this mean you didn’t find out that our secret was revealed to a human and we have to go away from Timmy forever?” Cosmo asked, effectively blowing up the entire situation.
“Well if he didn’t know then, he knows NOW!!!” Wanda scolded him.
Timmy fearfully turned back to the screen, expecting Jorgen’s fury to swipe his fairies from him. “I say again, you Pink-Hatted FOOL! I know all about Vicky discovering your secret!”
“Then…why do I still have Cosmo & Wanda?” Timmy asked.
“RRRRRGGGGHHH! Doesn’t any godchild read ‘Da Rules’!?” Jorgen fumed. “Vicky is the sister of Tootie, and since they are family, Vicky is also an honorary citizen of Fairy World, hence, the discovery of your Fairy Godparents by her doesn’t result in you having them taken away!”
The three all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Once again, they’ve dodged another magic bullet. “But wait, Jorgen!” Timmy added. “Can you at least erase her memory and…”
“SILENCE!!!” Jorgen’s booming voice effectively shut up the bucktoothed teen. “I have no time for idle chit-chat! I must prepare a fairy to be shipped off to a miserable child in your hometown! Now, Peace out, Yo!”
Click. The call ended, and Timmy flipped the phone closed before shoving it back into his pocket, just as he was tackled by Chester, who grabbed him by his collar and pulled him close.
“Timmy, tell me you weren’t calling Tootie!” He said. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME YOU WEREN’T CALLING TOOTIE!!!”
Timmy pushed Chester off of him. “Dude, you’re really overreacting here.” Timmy told him. “She’s just my girlfriend!”
“AM I? AM I?” Chester shot back. “Don’t you get what you’re doing!? You’re throwing the whole balance off! You’re supposed to lust after Trixie and never get her; then you give up, go to college and find some new girl, thus giving us time to spend together as friends! Now that you have a girlfriend, A.J.’s gonna want one and…”
“Looks like A.J.’s getting one right now.” Timmy interrupted, pointing across the parkway. Chester followed the direction, and to his horror, spotted his best friend A.J. in mid-conversation with Trixie as he held a bouquet of flowers. Needless to say, panic overcame the young McBadbat.
“DON’T DO IT, IT’S A TRAAAAAPPP!!!!” He yelled, running towards his brainiac buddy. Timmy was about to chase after him until…
BEEP-BEDEEP! BE-BE-BE-BEDEEP!
The alert to his Fairy Phone went off. Pulling it from his pocket again, he saw the image of Tootie fighting multiple Tooth Ninja on the screen. “Tootie’s in trouble?” Wanda asked.
“Yeah, and I wish we were there to help!” Timmy wished.
POOF!!!
And in the blink of an eye, Timmy Turner was transported from Dimmsdale High’s back-lot to a gigantic stadium filled with thousands of fans. He appeared in the aisle directly in front of the stage, which gave him a good view of what was going on. Looking around, he saw that he was at a Chip Skylark concert; and while all the attention was focused on stage, there wasn’t a single note of music being played.
A gloved fist swung across Tootie’s face, coming within an inch of her chin. She leapt back and held up her wand in defense as her foes circled around her, locking her in. Chip Skylark was dazed on the stage floor at her feet, the victim of a surprise attack from vicious Teeth Ninja, the same ones who surround Tootie at the moment.
“Tootie IS in trouble!” Timmy said, still looking around. “But why isn’t anyone helping her!? They’re all just watching!”
“They must think that it’s part of the show.” Wanda deduces.
“We have to do something!” Her godchild exclaimed.
“We can’t.” Wanda told him. “They’re too many people here. We’ve dodged enough bullets with revealing our secret. I’m afraid you can’t help Tootie.”
The young man went into deep thought for a moment, before an ingenious grin grew onto his face. “Maybe I can’t…but an old friend can.”
“Timmy, what are you talking about?” Wanda asked.
“Nothing, I’m just gonna pull a rabbit out of my hat.” Timmy answered. “Come on!”
“Wait, no one told me rabbits would be involved!” Cosmo chimed in. “It’s not the one from the Holy Grail story, is it?”
Meanwhile back on stage, Tootie gripped her wand tightly, and twisted until it clicked. She then performed a flawless back flip, sticking the wand into the ground with the star pointed up. The ninja closed in, which was exactly what Tootie wanted. Spreading her arms, she held onto her extended wand and, in a page out of a certain movie about computers ruling humans, spun around counterclockwise as she mercilessly kicked every foe, sending them flying. She landed and slid to a stop once every ninja had been dispatched with…or so she thought. As she pulled her wand out of the sand and shrunk it back to size, one last ninja appeared from her rear, ready to strike. Unfortunately for him…
CRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!
…Over a dozen stage lights crashed down on him, effectively removing him from the fight. On top of the broken pile stood a mysterious man, who wore a dark-red three-piece suit and matching mask, white shoes, a white bowtie & matching top hat, along with a white cape. Strangely, the bowtie & top hat exhibited pink & green eyes respectively.
Tootie’s savior nonchalantly stepped off of the pile and greeted her as the crowd cheered loudly; still thinking it was a show. “Sorry about the mess, thought you could a little help mopping up.” He said, using a poor British accent. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am known as…the Masked Magi—!”
“TIMMY!!!”
She quickly cut him off by glomping him with the strength of Wonder Woman. “ACK, MY SCAPULA!!!”
“You saved my life!” Tootie swooned, arms wrapped around her man. “But what are you doing here?”
The buck-toothed teen, now with his identity revealed, had to summon all his strength just to get breathing room from his love. “Jorgen…sent me…” Tootie finally released her hold and helped Timmy to his feet. “He gave me a Fairy Phone that tells me when you might be in danger, and…”
“My true love came to rescue me…” Tootie swooned as her eyes lit up brightly.
“Focus, Tootie!” Timmy told her. “We still have to protect Chip Skylark from…from…”
“From me!”
The booming, yet cheerily feminine voice grabbed the couple’s attention, and was followed by a violent explosion from the back of the stage. They turned toward the source of the explosion, and out of the newly-created hole rose a blonde woman, wearing an outfit that’s more suited for a music awards show; a short mini-skirt with thigh-high boots and a lavish top which shows her midriff…all metal-plated in the color of platinum. Her hair hung down below her shoulders and her mask did little to conceal her identity…but it when with the outfit so she kept it.
“For now, your show is about to be ended…BY THE PLATINUM PRINCESS!!!” She evilly announced.
“Oh great, I thought she went away after her battle with me & Mr. Bickles!” Timmy said.
“Apparently not.” Wanda replied. “If she’s the danger, then Cosmo and I can…Cosmo?”
Looking down at her husband, the bowtie, Wanda spotted the reason Cosmo didn’t answer her…his jaw was dropped low as he gawked lovingly at the ‘villainess’. “Britney Britney…” He swooned, before noticing that his wife had caught him, and was ready to give him a pounding. “Uh, I mean, look! I’m putting a cork in it!”
POOF!!!
And in an instant, Cosmo indeed had a cork in his mouth, effectively dodging Wanda’s wrath as all attention reverted back to Tootie’s foe.
“I’m here to take back what you stole from me, Chip Skylark!” Britney revealed. “…And make you pay!”
Standing behind Tootie & Timmy, Chip grinned innocently and put his hands up. “Hey, Britney, come on. Can’t we just talk about this…preferably with a bunch of lawyers present?”
“Never!” She hissed. “Now…prepare for my wrath!”
“PFFFT! Yeah, right.” Timmy replied, unimpressed. “All you do is shoot out CD’s from your glove launcher. I could—GAHH!!!”
Timmy was abruptly interrupted by a barrage of Britney’s said CD’s striking him in the head repeatedly, and knocking him loopy.
“Wow, those must be triple-platinum hits!” Cosmo commented.
As Timmy staggered in a daze, he failed to notice the Platinum Princess appearing behind him, with a platinum microphone and wire. Taking the wire, she wrapped it around Timmy’s neck and began to choke him. “Once I take out your little bodyguards Chip, I’m gonna—UMMPHH!!!”
A sharp kick to the face effectively cut off Britney, and broke her hold on Timmy as she fell to the ground. Looking up, she saw the deliverer of the kick, Tootie, with a not-so-happy look.
“Hands off my man!” She growled, which caused the Platinum Princess to rethink her attack.
‘This isn’t over, Skylark!” She said, pulling out a small cube. “I will have my vengeance!”
She slammed the cube onto the ground, causing it to erupt in a flash of blinding light that made everyone turn away. Once the light faded, she, along with all traces of her, vanished. A moment of silence went throughout the entire stadium, which was only broken when the raucous crowd erupted with cheers in enjoyment of the ‘show’. Timmy & Tootie immediately turned their attention to Chip, wanting more information about the foe they just faced.
“We…use to date.” Chip admitted.
“Yeah, that we got!” Timmy replied, annoyed as he checked his watch. “Aw crud! We gotta get back to school! They’re doing head counts on the school bus home!”
“But Timmy…” Tootie subtly hinted her boyfriend’s top hat & bowtie, indicating they can’t make a magical exit without revealing his fairies to Chip. Thinking fast, Timmy decided to go with the best distraction he knew.
“Uh, LOOK! A wild crowd of female fans ready to rip off your clothes and sell your underwear on the internet!”
Surprisingly, Chip fell for it as he turned around. But even more surprisingly, Cosmo waved his wand, not only poofing them from the concert, but granting Timmy’s ‘wish’ as the rowdy fans stormed the stage and swarmed Chip, ripping off various articles of clothing to sell online.

POOF!!!
In an instant, Timmy & Tootie, dressed normally now, found themselves at the back of the school bus, just in time as their fellow students began to pile on. Playing it cool, Tootie wrapped her arm around Timmy and grinned widely, especially as former rival Trixie walked past. She expected some kind of sneer or scoff, like the ones she received in the past when Timmy stopped swooning over her. But this time…nothing.
It was, perhaps, because she was currently holding hands with Dimmsdale High’s resident brainiac & Timmy’s best friend, A.J. She didn’t even bother to make eye contact with Tootie or Timmy, and instead she led the bald genius to the back of the bus. In the midst of the other students boarding, Chester was the last one to step on. Instinctively, he walked over to the same seat he use to share with A.J. & Timmy, only to find Tootie occupying it.
Panic immediately set in. “Oh no, it’s spread to the school bus. IT’S SPREAD TO THE SCHOOL BUS!!!” He cried.
Timmy just lowered his head & shook it as Chester spotted his other best friend sitting next to Trixie. “You see what you’ve done!?” He asked Timmy. “The balance is off! You’ve thrown it off!”
“Dude, just calm down.” Timmy told him. “Look, there’s an open seat right next to Veronica.”
Chester turned into the direction Timmy pointed, and spotted said seat. But as he made eye contact with the bi-polar cheerleader, they both shuddered and turned away. “You may not care about the structure, but I do! I’m going to see with Elmer & Sanjay!”
And true to his word, Chester stormed off two rows behind Timmy & Tootie, to sit with Timmy’s back-up friends. He plopped down in between the two for a tight squeeze, and an awkward moment of silence followed, before it was broken by Elmer.
“So, Chester…know any good pharmacies that sell Boil Remover?” He asked.
“Quiet, you!” His boil scolded in his head.
“Is he gonna be OK?” Tootie asked.
“Chester will be fine.” Timmy replied. “Besides, that’s the least of my worries…”
Tootie raised a curious eyebrow. “What do you mean?” Timmy didn’t answer right away; instead he continued to stare out of the window of the bus with a worried expression, one that Tootie immediately caught as well. “Timmy, what’s wrong?”
“It’s Vicky.” He answered flatly & coldly, not even turning to her. “It’s been a whole day and I haven’t seen any sign of her.”
Tootie smirked upon hearing that. “That’s because I turned her into a squirrel.” She reminded him.
“Yes, but she’s human now.” Wanda chimed in, disguised as a pen in Timmy’s shirt pocket. “Magical transformations only last 6 hours, until you specifically wish for a longer period of time.”
“Which means she’s planning a counterattack.” Timmy added.
Tootie became even more concerned after hearing her love speak those words. “Timmy, don’t you think you’re worrying too much about her? I mean, we do have magic as a defense.”
“You don’t understand, Tootie.” Timmy replied, turning to face her. “You don’t know what it’s like to suffer through her torture, day in & day out and…” Timmy stopped himself once he saw Tootie looking flatly at him, and was reminded that she’s kin to the Icky One. “OK, I forgot that you do…but you’re still her sister. To her, I’m just the twerp from down the street who gets the best of her. And she’s the witch who keeps trying to ruin my life!”
“Timmy?”
“You have no idea how much we hate each other…” He uttered. “…and right now, I hope she doesn’t try to go through you to hurt me.”
It’s what Tootie always wanted, for Timmy to reveal his innermost secrets & feelings to her. But it was a bittersweet moment as she realized he now feared for her safety. And what he said was true as well; while Vicky had tortured Tootie all her life, it paled in comparison to the war-like confrontations she & Timmy have every time she came over to ‘babysit.’ Collateral damage was practically promised if the two were in the same room.
But Tootie wasn’t about to let this trouble her man. As he aimed his worried gaze back to the window, Tootie turned his attention back on her, and grinned seductively. “I know a way to get your mind off of Vicky.”
Timmy raised a curious eyebrow. “What could possibly get me to stop worrying about—GAAHH!?”
Timmy found out the answer, or rather felt, as Tootie began to rub her hand against his pants, trying to induce a bulge. “Uh, Tootie? You do realize that we’re on a school bus that’s crowded with our fellow classmates!?” He whispered loudly. “It’s impossible to do anything here!”
Her seductive grin grew wider in response as she leaned in close and whispered in his ear. “Not if we play the Distraction Game…”
And just like a tunnel-digger in a Whack-A-Mole game, Cosmo popped up beside Wanda with an ecstatic grin. “OOH! I love the Distraction Game!” He cheered. “Please Timmy, please say we can play!”
Looking down at his pen-godparents, Timmy watched as Cosmo pleaded and Wanda frantically shook her head. It was clear she didn’t like playing this game, but as Tootie’s hand continued to rub against Timmy’s bulge, it appeared she would be outvoted.
“Let the game begin…” Timmy uttered, bringing Tootie in close as they embrace. Their lips met instantly as hands immediately went to groping private body parts. Meanwhile, Wanda sighed as she raised her wand.
“I guess I should go first then…” She said, before poofing from Timmy’s pocket. A moment later, she appeared on the outside of the bus, as a kangaroo, hopping alongside the bus on a rocket-powered pogo stick, played by Cosmo.
Needless to say, it got some of Timmy’s classmates’ attention. “LOOK! There is a pink kangaroo hopping on a rocket-powered pogo stick alongside us!” Sanjay announced.
“For the last time Sanjay, I’m not bending over just so you can check the back of my neck for Timmy particles.” Chester told him. But as he glanced over towards the window, he saw that the Indian teen spoke the truth. Soon, everyone on the bus had their attention focused outside their windows as Wanda bounced over the bus, from side to side…just like Timmy planned.
With everyone watching Wanda, Tootie & Timmy went at each other unabated. Tootie had her lover’s lap straddled as she kept their deep kiss locked in. She had already loosened his pants as she stroked his cock, which was hidden beneath her skirt. Timmy’s hands were under there as well, rubbing and probing her wet snatch, getting her ready for insertion. He didn’t bother pulling her panties off, as it would delay the very reason they’re doing this.
After moments of sucking lips, Timmy switched his focus and began moving down the young woman’s body. Tootie already knew where he planned on going, and accommodated him by lifting her sweater vest and unbuttoning her blouse. What she had on underneath was a sports bra that was quickly rearranged as Timmy applied mouth to nipple.
Tootie found herself biting her lip, stifling a passionate moan as the foreplay continued. She removed her hands from his cock and grinded her womanhood against it, which worked both of them up to a fevered pitch. Anyone who would’ve glanced at them would’ve had no trouble understanding what was going on. Luckily, Wanda’s antics outside the school bus kept the rest of the student body captivated…at least until Chester became disinterested.
“Man, this is getting boring.” He said. “Doesn’t it do anything else beside jump?”
Outside of the bus, those words are overheard by Wanda & Cosmo, the latter of whom decided to up the ante.
“Looks like it’s my turn!” He cheered.
POOF!!!
And in a puff of light purple smoke, the kangaroo & pogo stick disappeared…and was replaced by a green Hippopotamus driving a pink corvette wildly, while also firing a large cannon which was currently shooting out fireworks into the sky.
The random event was more than enough to draw back Chester’s attention. “A green Hippo driving a car and shooting off fireworks, now THAT’S interesting!” He cheered, his full interest now back on the events occurring outside.
It provided even more private time for Timmy & Tootie, who escalated their moment from foreplay to full-on humping. Tootie rode Timmy’s rod reverse cowgirl; she leaned back as Timmy groped her breasts and thrust his manhood up into her pussy. Her skirt still hid the actual action well, a frontal view would give any viewer the Full Monty, an even a near-sighted person from across the room could tell by their movements they were doing it.
It was hard for Tootie to concentrate, though. Usually she was very vocal during sex with Timmy, but in this situation, even the slightest sound could give them away and have them incur school-wide, if not city-wide scandal. But to her thankfulness, Timmy knew her sexual tendencies, and he quickly put his index finger in her mouth, giving her something to preoccupy it with. His plan works too well though, as Tootie began to suckle the digit with an alarming thoroughness. She was entranced by the moment and her body showed it, moving in complete sync with Timmy’s. In fact, the impromptu quickie began to circle the final lap as both lovers felt themselves nearing their limit.
Timmy gritted his teeth, becoming lost in the moment and oblivious to everyone around them. Her soaked snatch was dripping as Timmy continued to drill his pig-tailed woman of desire deeply. Her legs were hitched up, almost hanging in the air as she whispered to her buck-toothed lover for more, and he provided it. They were close, so close, and they wanted to finish.
Finally, with one last thrust, Tootie was sent to her climax. Timmy removed his finger from her mouth as she closed it and tried her best to muffle her euphoric screams. Her body trembled from the overload of pleasure, and she fell back on top of Timmy, trying to come down from her orgasmic high.
As she reveled in the afterglow though, she tended to her left out lover. Turning to him, she wrapped her lips around his and jettisoned her tongue into his mouth. Her hands went to work gripping his cock as she pulled herself off of it and started jerking his shaft lovingly, almost begging for his jizz to come out. Under her skirt, she grinded herself against his manhood along with working her hand on it, and the sensation was too much for Timmy to take.
With a silent groan, he hit his limit, and shot his load in between Tootie’s thighs, most of it landing on her panties, which is just what she wanted. The warm sensation felt so good to her, and as she broke her kiss from Timmy, leaving a thin line of saliva connecting their mouths, she could tell her man enjoyed it just as much.
Back outside, Wanda spotted the young couple just finishing up and…
POOF!!!
…Poofed back into Timmy’s pocket along with Cosmo, who was still ecstatic over the magical display of chaotic randomness they showed.
“Let’s go again! Let’s go again!” He chanted, before Wanda silenced him.
“You do know that playing that game leaves us magically exhausted, right?”
Timmy didn’t listen. Instead he continued to stare at his girlfriend as she climbed off of him and straightened herself up, just as their classmates turned their attention back to the interior of the bus.
“So Timmy, you still thinking about Vicky?” Tootie asked.
“Who’s Vicky?” Timmy replied, smiling lovingly at her.
Tootie sighed in delight and leaned her head against his shoulder. “Then my work is done.”

At that very moment, inside of her room/torture chamber, Vicky sat in the dark, brooding at her desk. She stared out into the darkness, in deep thought over the events that transpired over the last 24 hours. In truth, her first instinct was to attack Timmy & Tootie, and establish dominance. But with Timmy’s fairies and Tootie’s magical powers, she wouldn’t stand a chance. She knew that, and stayed in check as she pondered the situation more, rage building within her.
“How the hell could this have happened?” She asked herself, almost trembling in anger. “The Twerp & the Munchkin, I had them both under my THUMB! And now…now…it’s like some frickin’ story book happy ending, and I’m getting the SHAFT!!!”
With that last word she knocked all of her belongings off of her desk in a fit of rage. How could the balance be shifted? How could Timmy & Tootie somehow have the means to not only protect themselves from the redhead’s wrath, but impose theirs on her? And then it hit here…what if they already have?
Her eyes widen as she began to recall vague memories of the past as clear as crystal. Memories that include her becoming warlord of the earth, only for Timmy and his fairies to bring about her defeat and wish everything normal. She recalls various money schemes gone bad because of her pink-hatted foe, opportunities for torture reversed, booby traps turned…and her head being turned into various & random objects just for Timmy’s amusement.
He HAD been paying her back for the wrongs she’s done, but his fairies have erased her memory of it…until now. With his secret known to her, Vicky now remembers each & every magical wish used against her…and her rage began to boil over.
Grabbing a battleaxe from beside her bed, she stormed from her room and headed straight to Tootie’s. With a look that screamed insanity in her eyes & a Joker-esque grin, she kicked the door off of its hinges, walked in the room…and calmly sat down on her little sister’s bed.
“They’ll be home soon…” She told herself, cradling the axe as she rocked back & forth. “…And they’ll come in here. And then I’ll make them pay. Both of them will pay.”
Her voice was shaky, which coincided with the expression on her face. She was far past any level of anger anyone has caused her. The Twerp had made her look like a complete fool for years, and wiped her memory of it. He had to pay, and he had to suffer while making that payment. Her eyes darted around the room impatiently as she waited, and they eventually came to land upon a book in Tootie’s bed…a book that read, ‘Da Rules!’
Intrigue set in with the babysitter, and she picked up the book, quickly scanning through it to past the time. But after reading for a moment, she realized it was her little sister’s manual for controlling her fairy powers; and her psychotic state returned.
“So…you’re the little book Tootie needs to make magic…” She said to the book as her face gave off several nervous tics. She then sat up and held the book in her right hand, and the battleaxe in her left.
“Well, I’m gonna pretend that you’re Timmy Turner…” She said, before tossing the book into the air. “AND THIS IS WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO HIM!!!”
Gripping the axe with both hands, she gave it a Major League slugger’s swing. The blade sliced through the book like butter…and also through the air. Once her swing was finished, she dropped the axe onto the floor, along with her jaw. The book was sliced into pieces, but the magic that erupted from it coincided with Vicky’s swing…and ripped open a portal. She was shocked by this development, but also curious to see the result of her actions.
She approached the portal cautiously, and slowly peered through to see what was on the other side. What she saw was a sight which almost made her vomit; it was a small town based among the clouds, with brightly colored buildings and lots of glowing star designs. The streets & sidewalks were made of pink clouds, and the sun shone brightly down over the town. Wherever it was Vicky opened the portal to, it was the complete opposite of her paradise. There wasn’t time for her to enjoy the view though, as a resident of the town, a small, bald-headed man wearing an elf suit and wings, floated up to her with a greeting.
“WELCOME TO FAIRYWORLD!!!” He greeted. “You must be one of the new recruits!”
“Huh?” Vicky replied, before deeming it best to play along. “Oh! OH! Yeah, new recruit! I…just got here.”
The fairy rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Hmmph! Figures the transportation guys would drop the new recruits off at the wrong spot. Anyway, my name is Binky and…say, what’s with the battleaxe?”
Binky pointed to the blunt object at Vicky’s feet, which caused Vicky to panic. “Uh…uh…it’s a…collector’s item?”
Binky took a second to process that answer, then nodded. “Ah, you must be related to Jorgen. Anyway, you can…wait a minute, where’re your wings?”
It was an oversight that Binky didn’t notice until now, but it also explained the near 6-foot height of the ‘fairy cadet’ he was in front of. Putting 2 and 2 together, he finally realized she wasn’t a fairy cadet at all…or even magical for that matter.
“What a minute! YOU’RE A HUMA—!!!”
Binky wasn’t given the chance to finish that exclamation, as Vicky grabbed him, wrapping her hand around his mouth. Thinking fast, she yanked the wand from his hand, ran over to Tootie’s old toy trunk and slammed him down into it. She then quickly locked it shut, trapping Binky within. An evil grin crossed her face afterwards, and she turned her attention to the portal which led to the magical land. And with Binky’s wand in one hand, and battleaxe in the other, she stepped through the portal and onto a firm cloud.
Vicky was in Fairy World.
She didn’t enjoy the scent in the air, nor the sunlight beaming down on her. But they were minute annoyances to her, especially considering the opportunity that’s in front of her at this moment.
“So…this is the joint where Timmy got his fairies and Tootie got her powers…” Vicky said, a sadistic grin adorning her face as she raised her battleaxe. “…Well…let’s see if I can do some…redecorating!”
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Memoirs of the Toot Fairy