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Lilo & Stitch Fanfiction
By : LH2
Category: +G through L > Lilo and Stitch
Views: 12135 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Lilo and Stitch, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Chapter 5: Retarted Ad Alert!
Narrator: This is a intermission! Please sit back for some shitty corperate ad!
Stitch: Aloha! Are crappy plotlines getting you down? Is your friend calling your “cousins” bullshit names like “er” er” or “Sparky”? Don't you just wanna suck Satan's cock? Here at Blu-Dog Co., we have the answer to all your crappy plot problems! PLOT DEVICE!
Stitch holds out a remote.
Stitch: With Plot Device, you can save yourself from crappy plotlines by making it more interesting! Observe:
Lilo: We must find the experiment! I'll call him Somethinger because he did something that I don't know about!
Stitch: Ih!
becomes:
Lilo: We must blow the experiment to pieces with my Big-Fucking-Gun! I'll call him Fucker because he did just that to me yesterday!
Stitch: Yeah you bitch! Now wheres my shotgun?
Stitch: Plot Device! For all your ass-saving needs!
A/N: Sorry for the short chapter!- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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