Lilo & Stitch Fanfiction

By: LH2

folder +G through L › Lilo and Stitch

Rating: Adult +

Chapters: 5

Views: 12,637

Reviews: 1

Recommended: 0

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Category: +G through L › Lilo and Stitch

Rating: Adult +

Chapters: 5

Views: 12,637

Reviews: 1

Recommended: 0

Currently Reading: 0

Disclaimer: I do not own Lilo and Stitch, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Retarted Ad Alert!

Chapter 5: Retarted Ad Alert!

Narrator: This is a intermission! Please sit back for some shitty corperate ad!

Stitch: Aloha! Are crappy plotlines getting you down? Is your friend calling your “cousins” bullshit names like “er” er” or “Sparky”? Don't you just wanna suck Satan's cock? Here at Blu-Dog Co., we have the answer to all your crappy plot problems! PLOT DEVICE!

Stitch holds out a remote.

Stitch: With Plot Device, you can save yourself from crappy plotlines by making it more interesting! Observe:

Lilo: We must find the experiment! I'll call him Somethinger because he did something that I don't know about!

Stitch: Ih!

becomes:

Lilo: We must blow the experiment to pieces with my Big-Fucking-Gun! I'll call him Fucker because he did just that to me yesterday!

Stitch: Yeah you bitch! Now wheres my shotgun?

Stitch: Plot Device! For all your ass-saving needs!

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter!

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