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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You hold Chat Noir's hand as you approach the Louvre museum noticing the large glass pyramid outside of the building. "Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!" you chuckle as you walk by. "Really? Stargate? You see the Louvre pyramid and your first thought is Stargate?" Chat asks you raising an eyebrow. "I like Kurt Russell. Didn't you ever see Escape from New York, or The Thing? Kurt Russell is my dude!" you say with a happy grin. "I thought I was your dude?" he replies with a frown as his cat ears droop. "Oh, Chaton. Of course you are. I just like watching Kurt Russell beat the fuck out of people. He's nowhere near as sexy as you are." you tell him nuzzling his neck and kissing his cheek while you walk making him perk up with a smile. You notice security is pretty tight at the Louvre and there's a metal detector at the entrance probably to deter thieves or vandals. Chat Noir politely greets the security guard as he's if been here countless times. Him and Ladybug were quite well-known around Paris, so it wasn't really much of a surprise. He walks around the metal detector and waits for you as the guard blocks your path. "I'm sorry, Monsieur Noir but your friend must pass through the metal detector. We can't afford to be lax in our security protocols in this place." the guard politely informs him as he looks at you with the same grin you gave him in the restaurant. "Uh-oh. This can't be good." you say to Chat as you look at the metal detector knowing you're going to set it off. "Don't worry, I know the staff here. You're with me. They'll return all your metal items when we leave, but uh... you have to leave them here with the guard." he says looking you up and down. "I suppose this is payback for the restaurant, isn't it?" you say folding your arms. "Oh, yeah. big time." he replies with a devious smirk. "Damn you, Chaton." you sigh as you walk through the metal detector setting off a loud alarm. "I'm sorry, but you'll have to remove all metal items and place them on the tray." the guard informs you. "Fine, here." you say placing your phone, keys, and pocket change into onto the tray. You walk through the metal detector again setting off the alarm as people start to crowd around. "ALL of your metal items, please." the guard says impatiently. You place your MAC50s in the basket along with a hand grenade much to the surprise of the guard. "I thought you said you left your grenades at the hotel?" Chat asks you. "I left the launcher there, but I kept one in my pocket just in case." you inform him as you walk through the metal detector setting it off for a third time making more people gather around. "Hey! You have all my guns! Did you want the knives too?" you ask the guard who is starting to lose his patience. "EVERYTHING METAL! Into the tray!" the guard says sternly. "Fine. Take these too." you say as you put two ballistic knives into the tray along with your Apache gun. "I thought you didn't have any more guns?" Chat asks you. "It's a small gun. It has a knife and brass knuckles on it, so I basically consider it a knife." you explain as you set off the alarm yet again. "Let me get the wand. Please put your hands on your head." the guard asks as he waves the wand over your body as it beeps over your boots. "Heh. Steel toes." you say grinning at the guard as he narrows his eyes and points to the tray. You remove your boots and stack them on the tray. "Why are you only wearing one sock?" the guard asks you. "Don't ask!" Chat Noir says with a deep blush. The guard looks at Chat Noir and shrugs as he runs the wand over you again as it beeps on your leather jacket. "Must be all the buckles and zippers." you explain as the guard taps the tray with the wand. "The jacket too? Fuck, man!" you say taking off your jacket and draping it over your boots on the tray. The guard waves the wand over your crotch as it beeps again. "Oh, no! That's just the zipper on my jeans!" you protest as Chat grins widely. "The man said EVERYTHING metal. Now hurry up, you're holding up the queue." Chat Noir says biting his lip and staring at your crotch. "I hate you SO much right now!" you say as you take off your jeans and set them on the overflowing tray as people giggle in the background. "You know you don't hate me." he says sweetly fluttering his eyelashes at you. "You're right, I don't hate you. I do think that's all my metal now though." you say taking off your spiked bracelet and setting it on top of your jeans. The guard makes one final pass over your body with the wand as it silently passes over you without incident. "Am I good to go now? Let my just get my stuff and I'll be out of your hair." you say walking over to the tray. "Not so fast! You can have your belongings back when you leave." the guard says blocking your path and folding his arms. "Chaton?" You ask looking over at your mischievously grinning lover. "You heard the man! Now come on, there's lots of cool stuff to see here!" he says tightly grabbing your wrist and dragging you into the Louvre wearing only your underwear. You try to tug your t-shirt over your underwear as Chat drags you down a hallway stopping at a row of paintings. "I'm going to get you for this, Chatton." you tease him as you admire the artworks. "Why would you want to get me? I thought you'd be appreciative of my warm hands." he says sliding his hand into your underwear just as casually as you did with your foot in the restaurant. "You naughty kitty!" you pant as he rubs your genitals and playfully squeezes your ass before snapping your waistband with his fingertip and removing his hand. "Yeah, I'm going to have fun with you here." he says with a sexy smile. "You knew that was going to happen with the metal detector. You planned this ahead of time, didn't you?" you ask him as he gives you an innocent-looking grin. "I don't know what you're talking about." he says smiling and kissing you as he pulls the front of your underwear stealing a peek at your privates. "Will you stop that? I thought you wanted to come see art!" you say as you playfully slap his hand away. "I just saw something beautiful and sexy, but if you meant the paintings we can check those out too." he chuckles as he leads you around the museum. "Wiseass." you giggle as you shake your head and follow him.
"Ah, here we go. One of the Louvre's most famous paintings. Are you familiar with this piece?" Chat Noir asks you gesturing to a painting on the wall. "Hell yes! That's Prince! Purple rain, PURPLE RAIN!" you say happily. "Wait... what? That's not Prince! That's King Louis XIV!" Chat argues in confusion. "Well whoever he is, he's fabulously pimpalicious! He looks like he's about to slap the taste out some ho's mouth for being late with his money!" you chuckle at the extravagantly dressed king in the painting. "I worry about you sometimes... I really do." Chat responds arching his eyebrows. "Well don't look now, but I think someone broke your hood ornament." you say pointing to a armless decapitated angel statue. "That's the Winged Victory of Samothrace!" Chat says pinching the bridge of his nose with a sigh. "Well they better not try to blame it on me, I've been with you this whole time!" you reply defensively. "I'm pretty sure the staff knows you didn't break it. It's been like that for about 2,000 years." Chat explains as you both continue walking. "Hey! That one reminds me of us!" you exclaim suddenly feeling compelled to wrap your arms around your lover. "I thought you'd enjoy this one. It's Psyche Revived by Cupid's Kiss." he explains as he holds you in his arms and squeezes your ass. "It's definitely sexy. Can you hold me like that later?" you ask nipping at his earlobe. "Yes, I'll hold you like that later. I promise." he smiles and kisses you as you continue your tour. "Hey, this is the dude from the Bugs Bunny cartoons!" you say pointing at a different painting. "If you're referring to Napoleon, you'd be right. This painting is The Coronation of Napoleon." Chat explains gesturing to the painting. "Huh. I don't see Mugsy in the painting anywhere though, or Bugs for that matter." you shrug as you search the painting for cartoon rabbits. "You do realize Napoleon isn't exclusive to Bugs Bunny cartoons, right? We have a lot of history with him here." Chat explains. "I should hope so. You have to be careful that he doesn't team up with Wile E. Coyote and Yosemite Sam. They'd be unstoppable! By the way, since we're in Paris can I meet Peppy LePew?" you tease your young lover. "Are you going to make wisecracks the entire time?" he asks in response. "Oh, come on Chaton. I'm just having fun with you. That's why we're here, right? To have fun?" you say with a charming grin. "I suppose you're right. I shouldn't be uptight. You're not causing any trouble and we are enjoying ourselves." he says rubbing his chin. "See? Now come on, let's check out that badass Mortal Kombat character over there!" you say grabbing his wrist and dragging him towards the Venus de Milo. "Wait a minute... Mortal Kombat character?" he asks as his boots squeak across the floor as you drag him. "Yeah, this one. This chick obviously got on the wrong side of Jax. Check out her arms!" you say pointing at the armless masterpiece. "That's not... you know what? I'm not even going to touch that one. If it makes you happy to view the Venus de Milo as a Mortal Kombat character, be my guest." Chat says as he sighs and shakes his head. "Be our guest, be our guest..." you hum as you admire the artwork. "You ARE having fun, aren't you?" Chat asks as he smiles and wraps his arms around your waist. "I really am. I'd have fun anywhere with you to be honest." you say wrapping your arms around his neck in an attempt to mimic the Psyche Revived by Cupid's Kiss statue you saw earlier and gently kiss his lips.
Chat Noir walks you over to a bench and continues kissing you as his hand wanders down the front of your underwear. "Chat, you're going to get us kicked out of here!" you whisper as you start to get aroused. "Shh... just kiss me to muffle your moans." he says giving you a sexy grin and nuzzling your nose. He turns his body so his back blocks yours as he quietly massages your genitals and deeply kisses you. "Chat, wait! There's no way I can stay quiet if you touch me like tha-" you begin to say before he muffles you with another deep kiss. He continues rubbing you discretely, but speeds up to reduce your chances of getting caught. You move your hand over to his penis, but he moves it away. "I already came twice in the restaurant. It's your turn now." he seductively whispers in your ear with a gentle purr. "Chat, slow down! Y-You're going to make me..." you begin to say as he quietly speeds up and looks you in your eyes. "Cum for me. I want you to look me in the eyes this time." he says with a smirk as you shudder and cum in his hand letting out a moan before he kisses you and silences it. He holds you until you stop shaking before removing his hand from your underwear and licking your cum off his hand while looking into your eyes. "That... that was really sexy to watch you do." you say as your leg twitches. "I know eye contact is one of your kinks, and to be honest... it's my favorite one." he says gazing into your eyes and sexily licking his hand clean. "If you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to cum without you needing to touch me." you tease him as he suggestively sucks his finger. "Come on, beautiful. Let's go see some more art." he says helping you back to your unstable feet and wrapping your arm around his neck as he walks with you.
"Wow! Which one is this? It looks like an Iron Maiden album cover. The girl is sexy as fuck too." you say still breathing heavily from your orgasm on the bench. "You like this one? This is Liberty Leading the People. It's very appropriate that we see this today." he smiles with pride at the large painting. "Honestly, I could probably stare at her tits any day." you tease him. "You like her tits?" he asks rubbing your crotch again. "Chat, that's not funny. I'm still really sensitive!" you pant as his fingertips caress you again. "Who's laughing? Go ahead and look, I don't mind. To be honest, I like her tits too. I think she was one of the first girls I masturbated to as a kid. I didn't have porn, but I had a history textbook." he admits as he turns and blocks your body with his back again allowing you to view the painting over his shoulder. "I'll bet it's sexy to see you jerk off. Usually, we're too busy having sex." you say as you lick his ear. "If you want, I can jerk off on you later tonight." he purrs in your ear as you loudly moan and orgasm again. "This painting conveys such raw emotion. The poor thing must be overcome." an old lady says as she walks past you trembling in Chat's arms as he overhears her and quietly snickers. "Sh-Shut up! Bad kitty!" you tease him lightly slapping his shoulder. "I'm glad you came here with me." Chat says continuing to walk through the museum. "Yeah, twice!" you chuckle as you hug his arm while you walk together. You walk past another statue of a nude effeminate-looking man laying on his stomach. "This one is the Sleeping Hermaphroditus. It's supposed to look like a woman sleeping on her back until you get closer and realize it's a man laying on his stomach." Chat explains. "Hey his dick looks almost exactly like yours!" you loudly exclaim making several people turn around and stare at Chat Noir's crotch as he flushes red again. "Shh! Keep your voice down!" he says as he watches people's eyes dart back and forth between the statue and his bulge. "I'm serious! It's about the same length and he's circumcised too!" you say loudly as you continue to tease the blushing cat boy. "You enjoy tormenting me in public, don't you?" he asks you. "Tormenting you? No, I don't enjoy tormenting you. You just have the cutest little squeal that you do whenever you're nervous or embarrassed." you grin at him making him blush deeper. "I-I do NOT make a cute squeal!" he pouts folding his arms. "Yes, you do. Watch." you say as you quickly yank his pants to his knees exposing his neatly-groomed penis to a small group of museum goers. "Hey! It DOES look like the statue!" a young woman says as Chat lets out a nervous squeal. "See? I was right. You DO have a cute squeal, AND your dick looks like the statue." you slyly grin at your lover as he scrambles to pull up his pants and hide his cock. "It isn't funny!" he pouts. "It kind of is." you say as you kiss him and rub his back while you continue walking. "H-Heh. This one has a look on its face like you do when you're horny." Chat says pointing at a painting of a nude woman with a sly look on her face. "Dude, I look at you like that ALL the time, not just when I'm horny." you admit wrapping your arms around his waist. "This one is the Grand Odalisque." Chat explains as the redness in his blushing face begins to go away. "Well whoever she is, she wants you badly. I'm starting to get jealous." you tease him as you walk away from the painting. "Nice ass though." Chat admits about the painting. "See? You're having fun too, aren't you?" you grin at him as you continue walking. "Yes. Shut up." he snickers as he enjoys his time with you. "We should probably get going soon, Chaton. We want to see other places around Paris, right?" you ask him getting a bit chilly in your underwear walking through the air conditioned building.
"You're right, we should probably go check out other places." he says walking past a pair of freaky-looking animal statues. "What are those things, gargoyles?" you ask him. "Those are the Lamassu. They're half bull, half human protector spirits with wings." he explains. "Fuck Pikachu. I'd rather have them in the roster." you smile at him as you begin to leave. "Wait! You can't visit the Louvre and not see our greatest treasure!" he pleads almost desperately. "What is it, Chaton? Is something wrong?" you ask him as he quickly rushes you through the museum pulling you along by your wrist. "I almost forgot. It's probably illegal to visit Paris and NOT see her." Chat says pointing at the Mona Lisa. "Wow. This is actually some art I recognize. The Monty Python chick." you say as his shoulders slump in frustration. "Chat, I'm only kidding. I know what the Mona Lisa is. I just tease you because I love you and it's fun." you smile as you perk him back up with a kiss on his cheek. "You were only messing with me? I thought you were just uncultured." he says. You're unsure if he's returning your teasing or not. "I am a bit uncultured it's true, but I know some of the pieces. I recognized that bull-gargoyle thing, and I'm pretty sure I saw that Mortal Kombat chick on an episode of The Simpsons once, and I definitely know the Mona Lisa." you explain to him. "Well? What do you think about her famous smile?" he asks with anticipation.
"Hmm? Her smile? I had an expression like that on my face earlier when I farted in the elevator of the hotel. That reminds me, don't let me forget to apologise to Jean the next time I see him!" you say with a hearty laugh. "Can... can you please be serious for a second?" he asks giving you a sad look as his ears droop again. "Chaton... her smile is beautiful. Worthy of being one of the world's finest art pieces. But to be honest, it's beauty pales in comparison with your loving smile... and how I feel when we're together." you say lifting up his chin and tenderly kissing his soft pouty lips. "Thank you." he whispers as you pull away. "Thank you for choosing to spend your time in Paris with me." he continues as you watch his eyes sparkle as he speaks. You felt again at that moment that you were the only two people in Paris. "I'm glad I met you, Chat Noir. You've made me feel alive again. Rekindled a feeling within myself that I had all but forgotten. If anyone deserves a thank you, it's you my love." you say as you pull him into another passionate kiss. "We should get going now. There's something we have to do together before you leave Paris." Chat says as he walks you toward the exit.
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