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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
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<Ruby is preparing her vows for her upcoming wedding and asked Yang to read them over>

Yang: “Its lovely, but I’m not sure Weiss would entirely appreciate this part”

Ruby: “What do you mean?

Yang reading the vows: “I could conquer the Kingdoms with one hand as long as you held the other. May you be by my side in love and in hope, that we will always be together to shave in life’s most important moments together”

<Beat>

Ruby: “Yeah, I should probably change that”

<Ruby lounging in her bed, idly searching through news updates on her scroll. An article causes her to leap up in surprise>

Ruby, calling to the rest of her team: “Guys, look at this!”

<Ruby holds up her scroll showing a news article about the confrontation with the White Fang at the docks>

Ruby: “It says the damages caused by the incident could be as high as 500,000 Lien”

Yang: “Was anyone else hurt?”

<Ruby skim reads the rest of the article>

Ruby: “No fatalities have been reported. However, one bystander did suffer minor injuries… although this was due to running into a wall as they fled the incident”

<Blake is sitting in the library reading. Yang comes to sit down across from her teammate. The brawler has a dark shadow around her eye>

Blake: “What happened to you?”

Yang: “I was with Weiss last night. We were getting kind of frisky and she asked me to do something spontaneous. So, I decided to have a go at ‘Bedroom Rodeo’”

Blake, unimpressed: “Should I even ask?”

Yang: “Just as she was about to finish, I deliberately shouted out Winters name and tried to see how long I could stay on”

<Beat>

Yang: “For such a small girl she hits really hard”

<Ruby and Yang are attending the wedding of Weiss and Blake. The two bridesmaids are watching as the couple take their first dance>

Ruby, blissful: “They look so beautiful together”

Yang: “Yes they do”

<Ruby looks across and realises that Yang is staring at Willow and Kali standing together across the dancefloor>

Ruby: “Yang, we’re here to celebrate Weiss and Blake. This is the moment that our two best friends bear the fruit of all the hard work of their relationship”

Yang: “Those two can have the fruit, I’m just after a piece of the tree”

Ruby: “They’re both married”

Yang: “I don’t mind sharing”

<Torchwick is having as much fun as a kid at Christmas messing with Atlas’s airship computers during the Battle of Beacon. He discovers he’s gained access to the external broadcast system>

Torchwick, putting on his best Ironwood voice: “Citizens of Vale, do not panic. The pride of the Atlas military is here to protect you, although admittedly that’s not saying much.

All forces press the attack! Continue to give your meaningless lives in service to me, your illustrious General”

<Beat>

Torchwick, putting on his best Ironwood voice: “Also, as this may be my last moment with you all, I have some things to get off my chest.

I have a deep-rooted passion for ladies’ underwear. The sight, the smell, the feel beneath my uniform.

This will come as no surprise to any of you who are already intimately familiar with my weekend persona at the Vibe Lounge in Mantle as General Ironlady, better known as Maggie.

I always ensure my female operatives, and many of the male ones, are provided with uniforms two sizes too small for my own gratification.

I also keep a secret stash of furred gloves and Faunus ears under my bunk for special occasions when I…”

<Squad of Atlas soldiers in the middle of the besieged Vale watch the Atlas airship pass over them, listening to the broadcast>

Atlas soldier: “I think the pressures finally gotten to the General”

Other Atlas soldier: “Sounds like it got to him a lot sooner than that”

<Cough>

<The soldiers turn to see General Ironwood, dishevelled and very irate, standing behind them>

Ironwood, unimpressed: “Tell me soldiers, what exactly is wrong with this picture?”

Atlas soldier, standing to attention: “Nothing, General Ironlady sir!”

<The other Atlas soldier gives his squad mate a look like ‘Nice knowing you’>

<Weiss and Yang are attending a party at the Schnee Manor>

Weiss: “… and she is Countess Fabienne De Sardet, her family holds an estate dating back to the founding of the Kingdom. Over there is the Sixth Earl of Connaught whose great grandfather was instrumental in establishing Atlas’s first-”

<Yang notices a striking woman with long white hair amongst the crowd>

Yang, mesmerised: “And who is that? She looks familiar. Almost, bewitching”

Weiss, unimpressed: “Yang, she’s my mother”

<Yang immediately stiffens as she realises her blunder>

Yang, trying desperately to recover herself: “From who you must have inherited not only your gorgeous looks but also your wonderous personality which made me fall so deeply in love with you my luscious snowflake”

<Yang wraps her arms around Weiss. Weiss remains resolute before swiftly caving and returning Yang’s embrace>

Yang: “Tell me Weiss, how would you feel about being my stepdaughter?”

<Weiss rolls her eyes before swiftly removing herself from Yang>

Yang: “You don’t have to call me mummy right away. We can start with Yang and work our way up from there”

<Weiss is helping Ruby and Yang clear out the attic at their home in Patch. Weiss finds an old box covered in dust. Searching through the contents she finds an old book with a scribbled title ‘Ruby’s Diary’>

Weiss holds it up to Ruby and Yang: “Look what I found”

<Weiss decides to tease her girlfriend>

Weiss: “Let’s see what our fearless leader has to say for herself”

<Weiss opens the diary and tries to make sense of the childish handwriting>

Weiss, reading from the diary: “Lion and I had a lovely day in the woods. It was so sunny. We held hands and had so much fun. We went down to the creek and swam in the water. We laid out on a rock and dried under the sun. That night, we stayed up late in my room and played games. We were so tired we snuggled together in bed and had nice kisses”

<Weiss looks up at Ruby>

Weiss: “Oh, that’s so cute. I bet you looked so adorable cuddled up with your little stuffed toy”

Yang: “Weiss”

Weiss: “I could just imagine you in your pyjamas all tucked up-”

Yang: “Weiss… I was Lion”

<Weiss’s brain freezes. Ruby looks away embarrassed>

<Beat>

Weiss: “So, does that mean I can also get nice kisses?”

<Glynda enters the Beacon Academy staff quarters to find Qrow laid out on the communal sofa>

Glynda, unimpressed: “Qrow, can you at least make an effort to remain lucid while on the academy grounds”

Qrow, groaning: “I’m not drunk”

Glynda, pointing to his flask: “Then what’s that?”

<Beat>

Qrow: “Water”

Glynda: “Water?”

Qrow: “Yeah, see”

<Qrow unfastens the flask, pours the clear contents onto the floor next to him>

Qrow: “Clear as day”

Glynda: “That only proves you may have already moved on to vodka, even though its barely past noon”

Qrow, raising a shaking finger to point at Glynda: “Look, I’ll have you know-”

<Qrow rolls unsteadily off the sofa only to land face first into the wet patch on the floor>

Glynda: “Qrow, when are you going to admit you’ve reached the bottom this time?”

Qrow, still laying facedown: “Hey, do I preach to you when you’re lying drunk on the floor?”

<Beat>

Qrow: “My point stands”

A/N: Weiss and Yang are in a relationship.

<Blake returns to the RWBY dorm to find Ruby and Yang chatting on their bunks>

Yang: “And so then I tell her, ‘Weiss, if this doesn’t get your motor running then my names not Yang Xiao- Oh hey Blake”

Blake, uneasy: “Hey, were you two just talking about you and Weiss…”

Ruby: “Oh, yeah, it’s really interesting to hear”

Blake, taken aback: “Really? I wouldn’t have thought you’d want to talk about ‘that’ with your sister”

Yang: “Oh yeah, we talk about it all the time”

Ruby: “Although, I wish I could have been there to see it for myself”

Yang: “To be fair though it takes quite a while to actually get anywhere. You don’t always know what you’re going to find when you start. Sometimes you’ve just got to get yourself in there and see what you can find. Still, it’s better than having to pay for a professional to do it”

Blake: “Yang, I don’t think Weiss would be the kind of person who would do something like that”

Yang: “Of course she would, what does Weiss know about car repair?”

<Blakes mind goes blank as all the pieces suddenly fall into place>

<Yang realises what Blake was thinking>

Yang, with a smarmy grin: “Although, I have to say I haven’t heard any complaints of my handling of that department either”

Ruby: “Oh Yang, no one wants to hear that!”

Freezerburn Interlude: How Do You Solve a Problem Like My Rear?

Contains: Weiss x Yang (Freezerburn), Weiss is self-conscious, Yang provides the love, Fluff, Weiss’s Butt

Weiss stood in the centre of the RWBY dorm, relying upon her natural flexibility to gain the best view as she curved her neck around to catch a glimpse of it. Right there, reflected in the mirror she could see it. From the tops of her thighs to the small of her back lay only the gentlest rise before returning to a straight line of her well-formed posture. Even the figure-hugging material of her sky-blue panties did little to add any form to it.

Weiss was so consumed by her valuation of her own posterior that she remained deaf to their approach. The heiress only became aware of their presence the moment she felt their arms encircling her waist, the press of their body against hers.

“What’s up Weiss?” Yang asked.

Weiss’s gaze continued to linger on the sight in front of her. “Yang, I think my butts too small”

Weiss turned herself around, banishing her view of her own butt from the mirror. “It’s sharp and undefined and looks weird when I wear jogging shorts and-”

“Weiss listen to me” Yang grasped her shorter lovers’ shoulders in her hands. “I absolutely adore your bony Atlesian ass”

Yang pressed into Weiss’s shoulders, turning the heiress around so her back faced the mirror. Slipping her hands from her shoulders Yang gripped the waistband of Weiss’s underwear, pulling them down to unveil the rounded curve of her buttcheeks.

“You have the loveliest, perkiest little booty I’ve ever seen” Yang cooed. “Are there some that are bigger? Definitely. Are there some that are rounder? Almost certainly. Are there one’s that do that jiggling thing when they shake their hips? I know there are, I’ve seen the videos”

Weiss was struggling to see quite how this was helping. “Yang, you’re really not-”

“But you know what I like about this one?” Yang asked. “It’s on the back of you”

Weiss could not help but see the profound, if rather crude, logic in her assertion.

“Feel better now?” Yang asked.

Weiss felt a smile crease her lips as she reached around to draw the taller blonde into an appreciative hug. She had to admit she did feel better, especially if she chose to ignore the part about her ‘bony Atlesian ass’.

***************Authors Nonsense***************

How do you solve a problem like my rear?
How do you catch the fat and pin it down?
How do you find a word which means my rear?
A fat filled mass. A perky butt. All round.
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada