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How Did This Happen?	By : DamianTheSnowLeox & LunaBelle Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 3960 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Night Of The Party

Friday came and went and soon it was Saturday morning, nine in the morning to be precise. Double D woke up that morning and after he was clothed and all hygiene matters were taken care of, he got to work cleaning. Well, his house was always clean so it was more like hide the valuables in his parents room and lock the door. He was done collecting all things of value by Ten Fifty-Three and looked around with a smile “Good, one less thing to worry myself about.” he went into his room then looked at his desk at the clock; Eleven Forty-One. With a jolt he realized something as he saw the corner of an envelope sticking out “Oh dear! I forgot to invite Kevin!” He grabbed the envelope then exited his house, not before running back inside to grab the keys and lock the house. He head over to Kevin’s house and rung the doorbell. He waited for twenty seconds before reaching up to ring the doorbell.

The door sudden opened and a large bearded man looked down at him. He was clothed only in a white wife-beater and what Edd assumed to be boxers. The man gruffed out “What.”

Edd blinked then remembered himself “Oh, greeting sir. Is Kevin home?”

The man eyed Edd then nodded “He’s out back.” He then closed the door in Edd’s face.

Double D blinked repeatedly then grumbled as he walked away “Rude.” He walked around the house to the backyard. As he got closer he heard music being played; Message In A Bottle by The Police. Edd felt a small smile tung on his lips as he heard his favorite song being blasted from the speakers on the porch. When the backyard got into full view, Edd saw Kevin’s bike being elevated by a metal rack. He saw a pair of legs sticking out from under it, one of them tapping along to the beat. As he got closer, over the music he heard another voice singing along to the song.

“Seems I'm not alone in being alone. A hundred billion castaways looking for a home. I'll send an S.O.S. to the world, I'll send an S.O.S. to the world. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets m- ow!” Kevin’s legs jolted then he rolled out from under his bike and glared at his finger “Shit.” He put his index finger in his mouth and sucked on it then looked at it as blood still seeped out “God damnit, just my luck.”

Edd walked forwards “Are you alright Kevin?” DD stopped walking as his eyes widened.

Kevin jumped then scowled “Jesus Double D! Don’t do that!” he noticed Edd’s eyes being wide and staring at him “What is it?” Edd slowly reached up and pointed to his own left eye. Kevin’s own eyes widened “Shit!” He threw the wrench he had in his other hand down at sat up. Kevin glared up at Edd “Why are you here Dweeb?”

Edd was still shell shocked at what he saw. ‘So that is why he was wearing the sunglasses…’ he thought. DD’s eyes stared at the dark purple, green and yellow bruise circling Kevin’s left eye. It was definitely still fresh from the puffiness of it. “W-What happened Kevin?”

Kevin averted his eyes “Dropped a motor part on my face.”

Edd blinked “O-Oh.” His eyes wandered down to Kevin’s hands and noticed a few more bruises on his knuckles and wrists. “Oh dear…”

Kevin stood up and glared at Edd “What the hell do you want Edd? Say whatever then leave.”

Edd remembered the envelope in his left hand and held it out “Here.”

Kevin eyed it then snatched it from Double D. He ripped it open, took out the letter inside and read through it. He looked back up at Edd with a raised eyebrow “A party? Can’t see you as the party throwing type Double Dweeb.”

Edd chuckled and rubbed his neck “Yes well, after much persuasion, and bothering, from Sarah and Eddie I decided that a social gathering would do me some good. It has been awhile since all of us had been together for some frivolities.”

Kevin looked back down at the letter then back up at DD “I’ll see if i’m free tomorrow.” he put the letter in his pocket, picked the wrench back up then played with it in his hands “Uh, thanks.”

Edd tilted his head “For what?”

Kevin shrugged “For inviting me I guess.” he tapped the head of the wrench against his palm, not looking up at Edd “I wouldn’t have thought you’d want me at your party. I’m kind of a bully to ya.”

Edd shrugged “None of which that wasn’t called for. Ed, Eddy and I tend to get into things that causes woe amongst our neighborhood associates so…”

Kevin chuckled “Yeah, I guess.” He looked up at DD for a second then turned away, knelt down to his motorcycle and started to work on it again.

Edd took that as his signal to leave so he put his hands into his pockets “See you tomorrow then maybe, Kevin.” He turned on his heel, paused then looked over his shoulder “Um, good song choice by the way, one of my favorites actually. ‘Message in a Bottle’ I mean.” He then walked out of the backyard.

Kevin glanced over his shoulder, a miniscule smirk on his lips at Edd’s comment. “Huh, who knew...” His mood soured as he looked down at his hands. He traced a finger over a line-shaped bruise on the back of his left hand then sighed heavily.

“BOY! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!”

Kevin flinched at the voice of his Father then put his wrench away in its box, covered his bike with a tarp and went inside.

Edd rushed back home and went into his room. He sat down on his bed then went on his back, his legs hanging over the edge. Edd’s mind went back to the numerous bruises he saw maring Kevin’s skin and he winced “How did he really get those? No motor part would make that kind of mark…” he put an arm over his forehead in thought “Why would he lie…?” he sat up and then stood up “Thoughts for later.” He put his hands on his hips “I need to focus on getting ready!” DD ran out to the backyard, opened the shed then started to drag out tables and setting up chairs around the two long tables he pulled out. He got out a cleaning solution, gloves and a sponge to clean off all the tables and chairs of dust and other germs Edd didn’t like. When he was done, he stood back with a grin “Well done Double D! Everything spick and span for company!” he nodded then looked at his clock “Huh, only One Thirty.” DD stretched then went over to his laptop that was on his desk “Might as well make a music playlist.” He sat down on his desk chair then started to create a playlist.

An hour and twenty minutes later, Edd jumped in his chair at the sound of his doorbell ringing. He got up, tucked his laptop under his arm then went to the front door. He opened it and smiled “Ah, greetings Ed and Eddy. You two are the first to arrive.” he stood to the side “Please, come in.”

Ed walked in and raised his hands to Edd “I brought drink and snack!” He said proudly as he waved the Coka-Cola bottle and Cheddar chips.

Eddy held up a bottle of Sprite and regular potato chips “We’re here to party man!” he hooted then grinned and winked at Edd “So, where are the hookers?”

Edd paled then yelled “EDDY!”

Eddy cackled and slapped DD on the shoulder “Chill out dude! I’m playin around!”

Double D shook his head then looked at them “Hey Eddy, can you take Ed’s things to the back? I am going to require his assistance for a moment.”

Eddy huffed “Okay. Give it here Ed.” Ed handed him the drink and chips then Eddy left out the back door.

Double D smiled at Ed “Come on Ed, could you help me move some speakers into the back yard?”

Ed nodded “Sure!”

Edd grinned “Spectacular!” He led Ed into his garage and the taller teen picked up the speakers and followed DD into the backyard “Um, one here then one on the opposite side of the patio.”

Ed grinned “Okay!” he carefully put the speakers down and looked at Edd.

DD smiled at his friend “Thank you for your assistance Ed.” He got a chair and a small table then set up his laptop next to the speakers on the table. He sat down then connected the laptop to the speakers via wire connector. When he hit play, the song ‘Radioactive’ started to play.

Eddy raised an eyebrow at Ed and smirked “Radioactive? Didn’t peg you to like this kind of music.”

DD chuckled and stood up “There’s a lot of music that I enjoy that would surprise you Eddy.” the sound of a doorbell reached his ears and he said “Excuse me.” He went back inside, leaving the back door open as he left. When he opened the door, he smiled “Hello Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz.” he stepped aside “The party is out back, please do come in.”

Jimmy motioned to a plastic bag in his hand “Uh, I brought Mountain Dew and Cheetos, is that alright?”

Ed nodded “Perfectly acceptable Jimmy.” he ushered them inside then brought them to the backyard “You can place your refreshments on the table to the left.”

Nazz nudged Edd’s ribs with her elbow “You invite Kevin like I suggested?”

Edd got a flashback of Kevin’s bruises then blinked those memories away “Uh, yes. I did.”

Nazz grinned “Great!” she then walked over to the table and put down her stuff, Sarah and Jimmy right behind her.

The doorbell rang again and Edd chuckled “Maybe I should have made a sign.” He walked to the front door and opened it “Oh, hello Rolf.”

Rolf grinned widely “Greetings friend! Rolf hopes he is not late for the festivities!” he held up a glass bottle “Rolf brings drink from my country!” he held up his other hand which carried a container “Rolf also brings home-made cuisine!”

Edd smiled “Glad to have you Rolf, go straight and through the open door. There’ll be a table to your left for snacks and refreshments.” Rolf nodded then went into the back yard. Double D quickly went into the garage, found a piece of cardboard and sharpie then wrote on it. He taped the cardboard to his front door and read it aloud. “If you are here for festivties, please go around the house to the back.” DD nodded in approval then closed the door, locked it and went into his back yard. A couple minutes later he noticed Johnny walking into the backyard “Ah, Johnny! Welcome!”

Johnny smiled and waved as he walked over “Hello Double D! Is that Fall Out Boy playing? Their ‘I Don’t Care’ song?”

“Mmhm! Good ear Jonny!” he chuckled then pointed to his plastic bag “I’ll get those for you.”

Johnny smiled appreciatively and handed it to him “Thanks Double D.” He then walked over to where Jimmy was talking to Sarah.

Double D smiled as he looked around, the party was starting to pick up a bit as people socialize and started to indulge themselves on the drink and food provided. As the new song started up, he started to walk around a hum then softly sing along. “...friends, 'til it’s over, my friends, count along. Counting days ’til it’s over, my friends, 'til it’s over, my friends, count along.”

Rolf walked over to Edd with two cups of translucent brown liquid “Edd! Come join me in a drink my friend!” he shoved the drink into Edd’s hand “To our health and good harvest!”

Edd chuckled and raised his cup a bit “To our health Rolf.” he took a gulp then gasped as he choked a bit. He rasped out as his throat felt like it was burning a bit “W-What is that?”

Rolf chugged his drink down with no problem and grinned “A hearty drink of man from my homeland! My Grandfather sends me it every quarter year and I’ve even started my own barrels of it after I convinced him to give me the recipe!”

Edd grimace down a thim cup then smiled weakly at Rolf “Uh, thank you Rolf.”

Rolf’s grin widened “Your welcome comrade!” He then walked away and went to offer someone else a drink.

DD shuddered then poured the drink into a patch of dirt. He went over to the refreshments then poured himself a Coke. After taking a gulp to wash out the strange taste of whatever Rolf gave him he looked down “Oh good Lord! I'm still in my work clothes!” He quickly ran inside and up to his room.

Pulling on his hat, Kevin gave himself one last look in the mirror. He was wearing a black t-shirt with his sports jacket and jeans. He adjusted his sunglasses and gloves then peeked out his bedroom door. From his room he got a sliver view of the living room where the TV was on. He heard some snoring so he quickly and quietly slipped out of the house. Kevin looked back a bit nervously then shoved his hands into his pockets and walked to Double D’s house, he could see the sun getting low already since it was well after six. When he got to the front door of Edd’s house, he smirked at the sign taped up in DD’s neat handwriting “If you are here for festivties, please go around the house to the back. Hn, alright then.” He turned on his heel and headed around the back to where he heard music.

“I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon. After all I knew it had to be something to do with you!”

Kevin glanced around as he entered the clearing then looked over as he saw someone wave to him, it was Nazz.

“I really don't mind what happens now and then as long as you'll be my friend at the end!”

Kevin walked over to her “Yo.”

Nazz smiled “Hey Kevin. How’ve you been?”

Kevin shrugged “Fine. Is this everybody?”

Nazz shrugged “As far as I know.” They both heard a loud giggle and turned. Kevin blinked repeatedly at what he saw; Double was getting chased around by Eddy, Ed and Johnny who were carrying water balloons and pelting them at the already wet looking Edd.

“P-Please cease your firing!” Edd yelped as he was hit in the back with a water balloon from Johnny.

Eddy yelled “NEVER!”

To Kevin’s surprise, Edd let out a laugh and continued to run away while laughing. Edd ran a few feet past Nazz and Kevin then everyone suddenly heard a shriek. Everyone froze to see that Nazz was dripping wet, having received two water balloons to the head and chest.

Nazz slowly looked up and stared at Eddy, Ed and Johnny with promises of death in her eyes. She gritted her teeth “Eddy…. Ed… Johnny… YOU’RE DEAD!” She then tore off after the trio who ran away shrieking in fear of the girl’s wrath.

Double D walked back over to the space near Kevin and giggled into his hand then slurred “They’re sooo dead!”

Kevin glanced over at Double D and his breath hitched for a second. DD had a humored smile on his face as he watched his friends get chased by an angry Nazz. Double D’s black hair was stuck to his neck and as Kevin’s eyes went downwards, he saw that Edd’s clothes were soaked and plastered to his skin.

Edd turned his head then grinned “Ah! Salutations Kevin!” He went forwards and gave the jock a tight hug.

Kevin jolted and looked down “Uh… Dork?”

DD leaned back and giggled “I got you wet!” he said in a sing-song voice.

Kevin raised an eyebrow “Are you… drunk?”

Edd blinked then giggled again “Quite possibly.”

Rolf ran over to Kevin with a drink “Ah! Kevin!” he handed the jock the drink “Drink up! The time for festivties is nigh! Let us party like newborn calves in the rain!” He ran away taking a gulp of his own drink.

Kevin looked down then shrugged “Bottoms up.” Kevin froze then cleared his throat and looked at the drink “Fuck man.” he coughed then grimaced.

Double D nodded “Yeah, I had the same thought.” he took Kevin’s hand “C’mon! I’ll get ya a drink or two!” Kevin yelped slightly as he was dragged towards table with drinks. Double D poured him a Coke and handed it to him “Here you are!” He got himself a drink as well and started to gulp it down.

Kevin eyed Double D from behind the dark shades then shrugged and took a swing of the soda. The jock was actually relieved to drink the sweet soda to get the weirdly sweet bitter tasting drink Rolf gave him. He looked at Double D and watched at the teen swayed a little bit as he stood and looked around “Hey, D?”

Double D turned to him with a crooked smile “Yes?”

Kevin bit the inside of his cheek then said “Uh, do you know what it was that Rolf gave me?”

Edd giggled behind his hand then shook his head “Nope! But I feel reeeally giddy.” he sighed happily “I feel great! I’m actually… relaxing!”

Kevin chuckled “I can see that.” He looked over at the speakers as he recognized the next song “Don’t Threaten Me With A good Time by Panic at the Disco?” he looked back over to Edd.

DD nodded and grinned “Yup!” He noticed most of the teens were dancing near the speakers so he took Kevin’s cup then grabbed his hand “Come on! Let’s join the festivities!”

“I don’t k- ack!” Kevin grumbled to himself as he was dragged away again. He glanced down at their joined hands then glared off to his left.

When the two of them joined the other teens, Edd let go of Kevin’s hand and started to dance around and sing along on the top of his lungs along with a couple of other teens “Champagne, cocaine, gasoline! And most things in between! I roam the city in a shopping cart! A pack of camels and a smoke alarm!”

Kevin watched in amusement with his hands shoved into his pockets again “Didn’t think you’d like this kind of song dweeb.”

Double D stopped dancing for a second and giggled. He then tilted his head down a bit and smirked “There’s a lot of things people don’t know about me Kev.” His mood changed within a millisecond and he went back to dancing and laughing but with a very drunk looking Rolf.

Kevin wasn’t sure what to think about what he just heard but then the drink that Rolf gave him started to hit him hard. He blinked then felt the bass thundering music wash over him. He grinned crookedly as he started to slowly dance along with the crowd.

Before long, the next song started and almost all the party-goers had had at least one cup of Rolf’s drink and were very drunk. The song playing now had a lot of people dancing a little more sexually. Kevin and Edd bumped into each other then started to dance together while Kevin sang along.

“If I cash in all my chips on you then baby I'd be rich! So come on, sexy, please text me I'm ready for you! So come on, waiting, I'm begging, so please get here sooooon!”

Kevin grabbed Edd’s hips in his drunken stupor and sang out “I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see, so why do good girls fall in love with me?”

Edd chuckled then smirked at Kevin through lidded eyes “You’re definitely a bad boy Kev…” he giggled then booped Kevin’s nose. His hand went up to the rim of Kevin’s sunglasses and Kevin grabbed his wrist.

“No.” Kevin looked at Edd hard through the tinted glass.

The mood between them soured a bit as they stopped dancing. Edd ran his thumb under the left lense and felt the still soft and puffy skin “I know you didn’t drop a part on your face Kev…” Kevin opened his mouth to respond but someone behind Edd slammed into him and sent him forwards and squished him up against Kevin’s chest “O-Oh dear.” he looked up then his eyes widened at how close they were “Uh… S-Sorry… Forgive me K-Kevin.” Kevin’s heart hammered in his chest, and from how close Edd was to him, he could feel the other teen’s heart was just as fast. Edd blinked up at Kevin “Um… K-Kevin? Are you al- Mph!” Edd’s eyes widened as he felt something connect with his mouth. Suddenly he felt hands on his chest and he was pushed away. He blinked at Kevin in shock, the jock had a hand over his mouth then he clenched his fists and turned around. “Kev?” Edd called out but Kevin suddenly took off in a full on sprint away from Edd and around the side of the house. Edd ran out of the crowd then stopped as he stared after Kevin. Double D’s brow was knitted in concern, confusion and shock “Kevin…” He put two fingers to his mouth “He… kissed me?” Double D blinked in confusion, the alcohol still making his brain fuzzy but he was sober enough to realize what just happened. Double D’s mood plummeted so he walked over to Sarah -the only person sober in the entire group- then tapped her shoulder and she turned around.

“Oh hey Dou- D? What’s wrong?” Sarah’s face creased in concern.

Double smiled weakly “I’m just feeling worn out is all. Could you watch after the party for me and make sure no one steals my laptop? Just leave it inside, here’s the keys for the front door.” he handed them to her.

Sarah nodded “Alright. Good night Edd. Great party.”

Edd nodded with a small smile then turned around and headed into the house. When he got into his room, he thought he smelled a bit off so he went into the bathroom connected to his room and took a shower. Under the jets of the showerhead, he bowed his head and watched the water swirl down the drain. The look on Kevin’s face confused him, his brow creasing in thought as water dripped down his hair tips, nose and chin. “Kevin… kiss me… Why?” He closed his eyes and tilted his head back to let the water spray on his face. He quickly washed his hair and body, pausing on his hips as he remembered how it felt when Kevin grabbed him when they were dancing. He shook his head then continues to wash himself off. After all soap was off, he got a towel and dried himself off. Double D wrapped a towel around his waist then got a smaller one to wrap around his head for his hair. After brushing his teeth and getting changed after he was fairly dry, he fell onto his bed front first, his face buried in his pillow. He raised his head and looked over at the drawer that contained his diary. DD sighed then sat up and pulled out his diary and wrote down what occurred today. After finishing and putting it away, he curled up on his side under his blankets and stared blankly at the wall. He could still hear the music playing and some laughing. A glance to his clock told him that it was only Nine Fifty-Two and he said in the invitations that the party would end around Twelve. He curled up tighter and put a pillow over his head to muffle the music then let sleep wash over him.

(Trigger warning)

Kevin sprinted home, his chest heaving by the time he got to his door. He listened inside then carefully opened the door. When he took a few steps forwards, he yelled in pain as someone grabbed the back of his neck.

“WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU BOY?!”

Kevin heard his Father scream at him as he squeezed the back of his neck “I was out! I was with some friends!” He shut his eyes in pain as he felt blunt nails dig into his neck.

“Oh the HELL you were! Get yer hands on the wall boy!” he threw Kevin towards one of the barren walls. “And off with yer shirt too!”

Kevin slammed into the wall, causing his sunglasses to fly off and hit the ground. Kevin screwed his eyes shut tight and shakily took off his shirt as he heard the rustle of clothing then the tink of metal. The jock clenched his fists, waiting for the inevitable.

“This’ll teach you, you disobedient little shit!”

Suddenly he felt a searing pain on his lower back and he screamed out as the belt hit him. Tears streamed down his face as he felt the welts already forming on his skin. After six lashes, his knees gave out and he pressed his forehead against the wall, crying and twitching in pain.

Kevin heard a sniff then the sound of his Father putting his belt back on “Pick yer sorry ass up and get into yer room. I don’t want to see yer face.”

Kevin shakily stood up and walked into his room and shut the door. He went into the corner of his room and curled into a ball then cried into his knees, eventually passing out from the pain.

Authors Notes:

Songs Used
Message In A Bottle - The Police
Radiactive - Imagine Dragons
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
Black Rose - Volbeat
Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - PANIC!
Good Girls Bad Guys - Falling In Reverse
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