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Eds-pionage	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 6356 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership

Chapter List
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CHAPTER 4
(Jonny, Plank & Sarah)

The trio of Eds concealed themselves again behind the trailer park dumpster, waiting for Jonny and Plank to leave. A few minutes later, Jonny exited the Kanker’s home, fully clad and composed, with Plank tucked under his arm.
Jonny’s wooden companion was likewise clean as a whistle, neither of the two showing any sign of the erotic revelry they had just been engaged in.
“Nothing like a little furniture polish to clean ya right up, huh, Plank!” Jonny remarked to his friend, giving the slab of timber a slight sniff, “Lemony fresh, too!”
The Eds watched as Jonny held Plank to his ear. “What’s that, Plank? You wanna visit Sarah?” He paused for a moment, “Sure! I guess she’s finished ‘visiting’ with Jimmy by now! I’ll bet she’ll be excited to hear you got a new coat of varnish!”
Ed’s eyes widened. “My baby sister!” he blurted out as he started to rise from his hiding place.
Eddy clasped his hand over the big galoot’s mouth and pulled him back behind the dumpster. “Hush, Ed!” he scolded, “We don’t want Jonny to know we’re following him!”
“Oh… yeah.” Ed whispered, “But, Eddy! Plank’s gonna fuck my baby sister!”
“Geez, Ed!” Double-D rolled his eyes, “Who hasn’t fucked your baby sister! You fuck her all the time! So does Jimmy!”
Ed thought for a moment… a considerable ordeal for the dull-witted lad. “Oh, yeah…” he smiled sheepishly, “I guess it’s not that bad then!”
“Not bad at all!” Eddy grinned, “I’d love to see Sarah get ahold of Jonny and Plank! She’d tear that bald-headed dork and his hunk of wood to pieces!”
“It would be interesting to see her take on Plank!” Double-D agreed.
Ed concurred enthusiastically as the threesome stalked behind Jonny, “Let’s go watch my baby sister fuck a piece of wood, guys!” he chortled.
They followed Jonny at a safe distance, ducking behind a nearby hedge as Jonny walked up to Ed’s house and rang the bell. Moments later, Ed’s sister, Sarah, answered the door, smiling when she saw Jonny and Plank.
Eddy strained to listen to Jonny and Sarah’s conversation, but they were much too far away to hear anything. Jonny smiled as he pointed to Plank and Sarah nodded in reply. She pointed to the corner of the house and returned inside, closing the door behind her.
The Eds watched as Jonny loped around the corner of the house, Plank in hand, heading toward the backyard.
“He must be headed for Ed’s bedroom window!” Double-D surmised.
“Yeah…” Ed nodded, “It’s hard for Sarah to sneak boys up to her room, so she borrows my bedroom to fuck in!”
“C’mon!” Eddy said, exiting the bushes and hurrying across the street, “Be quiet, tho. We don’t wanna catch his attention!”
The three Eds sneaked silently along the wall of Ed’s house, pausing at the rear corner to give Jonny enough time to crawl thru the basement window into Ed’s bedroom.
Eddy peered around the corner just in time to see Jonny feet as they disappeared into Ed’s basement bedroom. Moments later, all three of the Eds were lined up at the window, lying on the ground to peek inside.
Sarah was already stark naked, leaning back on Ed’s rumpled bedclothes. Her legs were splayed wide apart and her hairless pink pussy glistened with cunt dew. Jonny hastily shed his clothing, tossing the garments in a heap on the floor until he too was standing nude in the middle of Ed’s bedroom.
Sarah held Plank in both hands and examined his glossy surface. “Wow!” she exclaimed, “Plank sure does look nice and smooth!”
“Yeah!” Jonny agreed cheerily, “Like I said, I like to give him a good sanding and varnishing once a year or so! It keeps him looking spiffy!”
“So, you think I can take him all the way in my cunt now?” Sarah asked, “It was kinda rough when I tried it before! I could barely take him past the eyeballs!”
The Eds exchanged surprised glances, they’d had no idea that Sarah had tried to fuck the randy wooden board once before!
“Sure ya can!” Jonny assured her, “The Kankers took him with no problem!”
Sarah scowled, eyeing Plank’s four-inch width. “The Kankers!” she scoffed, “Those skanks could probably fit telephone poles in those slop-bucket cunts of theirs!”
“Well, Nazz took him on too!” Jonny added, “It was a tight fit, but she managed it!”
Sarah mused for a moment. If the pretty petite Nazz could take Plank in her delicate little cunt, perhaps she herself could do the same! “Well, okay…” Sarah smiled, “If Nazz can do it… I mean, Plank’s probably not much thicker than Ed’s cock and I can take him pretty good!”
Jonny reached over onto Ed’s bedside table where Sarah had placed the petroleum jelly jar from earlier that morning. He scooped a blob of the thick lubricant on his fingers and began smearing it onto Plank’s head.
“Let’s lube you up good, Plank!” Jonny said to his buddy, “This one’s gonna be a tight one!”
Sarah bit her lower lip and raised her knees, scooting her hips to the edge of Ed’s bed. She reached down and spread her glistening pink pussy lips wide apart. “Okay, Plank!” she grinned, “Come and get it!”
“Hold your breath, buddy!” Jonny smiled as he placed the end of his rectangular friend against Sarah’s steaming pussy, wedging open the elastic entrance to the youngster’s girlish cunt. Sarah relaxed her pussy muscles, wincing as Jonny grasped her cunt lips and stretched them over Plank’s greased rectangular head.
Sarah’s flexible cunt was now wrapped around Plank’s head-end, just above his drawn-on eyes. Jonny held Plank with both hands and shoved gently forward, sliding the cunt-stretching slab of hardwood further inside Sarah’s slippery twat inch by inch.
Sarah took over from Jonny, grasping Plank by the edges and pulling him inward, endeavoring to cram as much of the wooden board into her pussy as possible.
“Nghh!” Sarah grimaced, “I think I need a little more lube, Jonny!” she said as she gritted her teeth and struggled to jam the square-edged board inside her.
“All righty!” Jonny grinned, “Let’s grease you up a little more for Sarah’s snug little cunt, Plank!
Jonny slathered another wad of petroleum jelly onto Plank’s surface around his middle. He placed the butt of his hand against Plank’s distal end and shoved, driving the two-by-four into Sarah’s slushy cunt until half of it was firmly entrenched inside the young girl’s mushy twat.
“Yow!” Sarah exclaimed. She gritted her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut, gripping Plank’s sides and sliding him in and out of her slippery pink cunt hole. “Fuck yeah!” she cried out, “That hits the spot all right! Fuck me hard Plank! Fuck my nasty cunt!”
Jonny stepped back, grinning as he watched Sarah pummel her sloppy pussy with his ligneous companion. “That’s it, Plank!” he cheered, “Slam that pussy good! Fuck her brains out, Plank!”
Ed, Edd and Eddy stared in awe as Sarah shuttled Plank in and out of her distended pussy hole, ramming the hunk of wood into her squishing cunt with both hands. Ed beamed proudly as he watched his sister masturbate with the pussy-stretching board. “That’s my baby sister!” he boasted with a whisper.
Meanwhile, Jonny’s oversized cock had swollen to a full raging erection and he was busily stroking the veiny shaft with both hands. “Gosh, Plank!” he cheered on his buddy, “You’re really slammin’ Sarah’s slutty pussy!”
Sarah opened her eyes and squinted past Plank to see Jonny furiously stroking his immense organ. Suddenly she felt the urge to sample the bald boy’s massive meat. She was reluctant to release her pussy’s stranglehold on the cunt-stretching slab of wood, so she decided on a thrilling compromise.
Sarah flipped over on her knees and spread her knees, her hips raised in the air on the tripod formed by her splayed legs and the plank protruding from her drooling pussy. She grinned back at Jonny. “Get back there and fuck me in the ass, Jonny!”
Jonny’s eyes lit up. “Ya hear that, Plank!” he chirped to his friend, “A double penetration!”
Jonny approached Sarah’s upended ass at the edge of Ed’s bed. He dipped two fingers into the jar of jelly and daubed a dollop of the greasy lube onto the pinkish-tan pucker of Sarah’s anus.
Jonny worked a little of the gel inside the entrance to her ass, then placed the livid tip of his bloated cock against her sphincter. With a quick lunge, Jonny stabbed his cock inside Sarah’s tight ass, eliciting a howl of surprise from the young girl.
“Whoo!” Sarah howled as Jonny’s steely cock burned a path into her rectum, “Fuck yeah, Jonny!” she shrieked, “Fuck my ass hard! Ram it all the way in!”
Jonny eagerly obliged, slamming his cock in and out of the scorching tunnel of Sarah’s clenching asshole. He could feel his cock slide against the hard wooden surface of Plank thru the thin layer of skin between Sarah’s vagina and rectum and Jonny struggled against the friction and tightness of the girl’s compressed rectum.
The Eds were sweating profusely as they watched Sarah’s overstretched ass and cunt get pounded by Jonny and Plank. Their aroused cocks swelled inside their pants and the boys squirmed uncomfortably against the ground.
“Aw, Geez!” Sarah shrieked thru gritted teeth, “I’m gonna cum! Plank’s gonna make me fuckin’ cum!”
Jonny increased his pace as he felt the boiling cum rise in his testicles. Sarah’s vise-like asshole was quickly bringing him to the brink of a bone-rattling orgasm as well. He gritted his teeth and pounded Sarah’s ass mercilessly as he announced his imminent climax to the squirming little girl.
“I’m cummin’ too, Sarah!” Jonny grimaced, hammering his cock brutally into the strangling furnace of her overstuffed asshole.
Sarah suddenly convulsed, her muscles tightening around the wooden board buried halfway inside her hot slushy cunt. Her rectum likewise contracted around Jonny’s plundering prick, detonating the young boy’s own climax and causing his churning balls to empty a scalding load of glutinous sperm deep inside Sarah’s colon.
Jonny battered Sarah’s spasming ass with his iron-hard cock, gradually slowing his pace as the searing spurts of slime ebbed to a trickle. He let out an exhausted puff and braced his hands against Sarah’s hips, tugging hard to extract his cock from her tightly gripping ass.
The boy stumbled backward as his firmly entrenched phallus popped free from Sarah’s clenching rectum. A cataract of white gooey semen spilled from the slack gaping hole of Sarah’s anus, running in a syrupy trickle down her thighs.
Sarah flipped over on her back, her knees still bent. With a final squeeze of her flexible pussy, she ejected Plank from her slobbering cunt hole. Sarah’s uncorked pussy ejected Plank like a rocket, her slack gaping hole spilling a gusher of slimy pussy-juice onto Ed’s disheveled bedspread.
Plank arced toward Jonny, falling short and clattering onto the floor in a puddle of Sarah’s vaginal juices. Jonny knelt down and retrieved the dripping board from the floor. “Whew! What a ride, huh, Plank!” he grinned.
Jonny grabbed one of Ed’s old tee-shirts that lay discarded on the floor and began to wipe down Plank, cleaning off the layer of lubricant and cunt-slime that coated the lusty wooden board. He finished polishing Plank to his former luster, then turned toward the window and grinned.
“You guys can come in now!” he called out, “We’re all done!”
Ed, Edd and Eddy nearly leapt out of their skins as they realized that Jonny had been aware of their presence throughout the entire escapade!
Eddy climbed thru the window, followed by Ed and Double-D.
“How long have you known we were there?” Double-D asked curiously.
“Oh, Plank spotted you on the way to Nazz’s house!” Jonny admitted, “He told me not to say anything tho!”
“So you saw us at the Kankers’ too?” Eddy asked.
“Yep!” Jonny acknowledged, “You guys left quite a load of cum on the Kankers’ wall!” he chuckled, “Were you trying to paint the whole trailer white?”
The Eds laughed uneasily.
“Heh… Yeah…” Eddy blushed as he anxiously adjusted his collar, “I guess we left quite a mess on the wall, huh?”
“Did you know we were watchin’ you, Sarah?” Ed asked his sister.
“Yeah…” Sarah interjected, “Jonny told me you were followin’ him! We thought it would be fun to let you guys watch us fuck! How’d you guys like watchin’ me take on Jonny and Plank both?”
“Amazing!” Double-D evaluated her performance.
“Top-notch fucking!” Eddy agreed.
“My baby sister is the best!” Ed grinned in approval.
Eddy tugged at his collar uncomfortably again. “Well, I guess we’d better be going, guys.” he said to Ed and Double-D as they prepared to leave.
“You’re not going anywhere!” Sarah grinned impishly.
“Yeah!” Jonny agreed, “Plank’s already seen to that!”
“Huh?” Eddy asked, puzzled. He turned toward the door to see Plank propped against the doorjamb. Ed’s door key hung on a string around Plank’s middle. “Oh, come on!” Ed exclaimed, “You expect me to believe…!”
Jonny lifted the string from around Plank’s ‘neck’. “Here ya go, Sarah!” he said, tossing her the key.
“Nobody leaves till I’m satisfied!” Sarah grinned as she tucked the key under Ed’s pillow, “Everybody’s gotta fuck me at least once… no, maybe twice…” She considered for a moment. “Aw, hell… you fuck me till I say stop! In whatever holes I want!”
The Eds all looked at each other uneasily.
“Well,” Double-D murmured as he began peeling off his clothing, stacking them neatly on the floor, “This hard-on is starting to get pretty painful!”
Eddy sighed in defeat as he too began to strip, “Yeah, mine too! Might as well get some pussy today, even if it is sloppy seconds from a slab of wood!”
“Big brother’s gonna butter your toast!” Ed chimed in with an inane chuckle as he disrobed, tossing his clothes haphazardly about the room.
“I gotta go, guys!” Jonny smiled. He was already done dressing by the time the Eds were fully naked and had just finished tying his shoes. He tucked Plank beneath his arm and climbed agilely thru the window. “Plank says ‘bye’!” he said cheerily before closing the window behind him.
“Bye, Plank!” Sarah giggled.
“Bye, Plank!” Ed repeated, eliciting a scowl of disapproval from Eddy.
“Now, boys!” Sarah grinned devilishly as she ogled the naked boys’ engorged cocks, “Let’s get down to business!”
THE END
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