Watermelon Snow | By : pronker Category: +M through R > Penguins of Madagascar Views: 2672 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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"Cálmate, chica, tienes que relajar...you're so beautiful, me haces volverme loco. Sí, como ése, ése ... now! Madre de --- "
"Skippa, wake up." Private prodded and kicked until he received a response.
"Huh?"
"You were talkin' in your sleep. It must have been quite the lovely dream."
Åland's version of a habitat had no windows and only the dimmest light filtering from the stars and aurora entered through the curved opening. It must have been this soft anonymity that undid Skipper.
"Dream? I guess. The memory of reality is better, though. We were on Bouvet Island, the most remote island in the world. We swam through swells and crested crescendos of wicked waves until landfall on the sweetest little beach you'd ever want to see. Those ladies kept up with me, swimming I mean, and then some."
"Um, sounds romantic. You don't have to tell me any more." Private yawned.
"I did say they were the Chinstrap Sisters, right? From Chile? It was paradise, just we four."
Private shot awake. "Four? But how? With three, yes, but --- "
"Never you mind. Someday I'll tell you in a special briefing. Go back to sleep, young Private. That's an order."
"But how will you --- "
"I'll deal with it."
"Can I help?"
"No."
Private was asleep again when Skipper rose to survey the northern lights cascading over the island he currently was on. The sight churned up more memories than he wanted to consider, and he didn't stay outdoors long.
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When no one was looking, Kowalski sang to himself in his HQ lab. Here on Åland was precious little privacy like that, but after exercise one morning a week from Skipper's homeschooling announcement, he found a warm lie out between the Calluna vulgaris and the Viscum album. The song lyrics came as easily to him as thinking about Doris. He cleared his throat and directed himself with both flippers as if he were a maestro. "Hummmm. Kaff. Kaff. Me me me me. Ahem. Like a briiiidge over a cup of water, you can lay me down ... no, that's not it."
A cloud ghosted over the sun. He dropped his flippers and sighed as the Calluna vulgaris' bare branches stirred in a chilly breeze. "Hmmmmph. This is more to the point, Doris. I call your name, but you're not there. Was I to blame for being unfair? Don't you know I can't sleep at night since you've been gone. I always weep at night, I can't go onnnn ... " The weather cleared and some scuffling next to the Viscum album made him peer out at the interloper into his space. There in a splash of sunlight stood Rico with his feathery crest stirring in the zephyr. He gestured for Kowalski to follow him.
"Team, there's a new animal in this zoo. A fascinating animal. The humans have captured a Sasquatch. She's in a top security section of the primate house temporarily before transfer to Helsinki. I want to meet her. Kowalski, options?"
Kowalski didn't even need to think. "Imelda says that inside the primate house is an orangutang, and we all know how effective orangs are at getting into and out of enclosures. I think his name is Hugo. I recommend Rico's expertise at exploding entries" --- Rico beamed at the praise --- "tonight into the main primate house and we'll ask Hugo to get us into meeting, meeting her, h-her --- wait --- a Sasquatch?! They're a myth!"
"Thus the fascination. Rico, I want the smallest possible kaboom, understood?"
"Awwwwww --- "
"I know, I know, but we don't want to startle the lady. She's even more a stranger to these parts than we are."
"Aw riiiiight." Rico's pout could turn the toughest hearts to mush, but not this time.
"Operation Welcome Wagon is a go."
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TBC
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