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The Kitty Katswell Show	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +S through Z > T.U.F.F. Puppy Views: 7008 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Camping Sucks
Alright, this chapter is the first of many things. This is the first of a few chapters, to have a parody of a theme song from a past sitcom & past music hits of my choosing. This is also the first chapter, of Kitty having fun & living a normal life, and not has to worry about fighting villains. This also the first chapter to have any of the main Tuff good guys doing something together. And this is the first chapter, to be suggested by a reviewer. Some of these changes will be in affect for now on.
BTW, Thanks islanddog1571 for the chapter suggestion. Anyways onto the chapter!
Also, this is the first chapter to have a two chapter two-part story arc.
It shows, Kitty & Dudley sitting at a black piano.
Dudley was warming up. Who knew, that he can play a piano? I certainly didn't.
Anyways, Dudley was warming up on the piano.
Kitty interrupted.
"Alright. Alright." she said.
Dudley stops warming up & actually starts playing.
"Boy, the way Glen Miller played." Kitty sung beautifully.
"Songs that made the hit parade." Dudley sanged.
"Guys like us we had it made." Kitty sanged the lyrics beautifully.
"Those were the days." they both sanged.
"And you knew who you were then." Dudley hollered comically, as the audience laughs.
"Girls were girls and men were men." Kitty sanged.
"Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again." they both sanged in unison.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Kitty interrupted. "Dudley. Why are we singing' this? Most of this stuff, that's in this song happened before our time."
"I just thought, it'll be a beautiful way to start the chapter." Dudley said. "And it also gives you the chance, to see me play the piano."
Kitty looks at him.
"You're a 'meathead' you know that?" Kitty asked.
"And you're sexy!!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Let's start the show." Kitty sighed.
Then the audience applaudes, as Dudley smiles at Kitty, while Kitty puts a cigarette in her mouth and returns a rather cynical look to him.

It was another sunny day in Petropolis. Things was at least peaceful on the streets, with the exception of kids beating the shit outta each other, but enough of that boring crap, let's see what Tuff's up to.
It shows Kitty sitting at her desk, with her right leg draped over her left. She was reading her 'Jewelry for Cats' magazine again.
The audience applaudes, whistles, whoos, & cheers for the star.
Then Dudley jumps in.
"Hey Kitty." he greeted.
"Yeah, what do you want, Dudley?" Kitty asked.
"I'm bored." Dudley said. "There's nothing to do."
"What do you want me to do about it?" Kitty asked, as she put down her magazine.
"Can we play fetch?" Dudley begged. "Please? Please? Please?"
The audience laughs at the idiot bouncing up & down like a retard.
Kitty sighs.
"Okay, Dudley." she said, as she reached into her pocket and took out a green tennis ball.
"D'you want the ball? D'you want the ball?" she said in a teasing voice. "Huh? Do ya?"
"Yeah!!!" panted Dudley excitedly.
"Are you sure?" Kitty asked in a teasing voice, as she tossed the ball up & down.
"Yeah!!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Well, go fetch, Dudley!!!" Kitty exclaims, as she 'threw' the ball.
"BALL!!!!" Dudley exclaims.
He goes after it.
Kitty went back to her magazine.
"Ha! What an idiot." she murmured to herself, with the ball still in her hand.
Dudley comes back, looking cross.
"I thought, you threw the ball, Kitty." he said angrily. "Why do you always, have to mess around with me like that?"
"Go get the ball!" Kitty exclaims, as she really throws the ball this time.
"BALL!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he went after it.
The audience laughs.
The ball hits the head of a poser agent, thus knocking them unconscious.
The audience laughs.
Dudley grabs the ball, not noticing the unconscious poser.
"Yeah!" he exclaims, as he picked up the ball with his mouth.
He goes back to Kitty.
He spits the ball back to her.
"Yuck!" she exclaims, as dog spit was on her hand.
"Throw it again!!!" Dudley panted stupidly.
"Go get the ball!!!!" Kitty called, as she threw the ball in a different direction.
"BALL!!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he went after it.
The ball bounces out of a window and falls to the street below.
Dumb Dudley jumps out the window after it.
The audience laughs.
"COME BACK HERE, BALL!!!" he shouted, as he fell.
Then the Chief's big monitor comes down.
"AGENTS KATSWELL & PUPPY!! REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!!!!" he shouted.
Kitty puts away her magazine & stands up.
"Better go see, what the Chief wants."
Soon, Kitty was sitting in the Chief's office.
"So, where's Agent Puppy?" the flea asked.
"He jumped out the window." Kitty said. "He should be here..."
Just then, Dudley walks in. He had the ball in his mouth & piece of the street on his head.
The audience laughs at his appearance.
"Look Kitty." he said, as he sat next to Kitty. "I got the ball."
"D-D-Damn man!" Keswick said. "You look tore up from the f-f-f-floor up."
Kitty ignores the stupid dog and chuckles at Keswick's comment.
"What do you want, Chief?" she asked. "Got any new Intels?"
"No, Agent Katswell." the Chief said. "This is a meeting."
"Meat?" Dudley asked stupidly. "Where? Where?"
"He said; 'meeting', not meat stupid." Kitty sniffed.
The she turned her attention back to the Chief.
"So, what's this meeting about?"
"It's about, what should we do, since most of the main villains are in jail." the Chief said. "Any ideas?"
"Oooh! Oooh! I know, what we can do!!!" Dudley shouted.
"What is it, Agent Puppy?" the Chief asks.
"We can go on vacation!" Dudley suggested. "And it's Big Dudley P."
"Good idea, Agent.., uh I mean, Big Puppy D." the Chief praised. "So, do anybody have any suggestions, on where to go?"
"Oooh! Oooh! I know, where we can go!" Dudley shouted.
"What is the place, Agent Big Puppy D?" the Chief asks.
"We can go to the North Pole and visit Santa!" exclaims Dudley.
The Chief turns to Keswick.
"Any places, that you wanna suggest, Keswick. A place, that isn't cold or have an imaginary character?"
"We can go t-t-to Atlantic City." Keswick suggested.
"Hmmm?" the Chief muttered, as he turned to Kitty. "How 'bout you Kitty?"
"How 'bout we go to New York City?" she suggested. "I want to do a lot of shopping."
"How 'bout we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!!!" Dudley interrupted.
"I-I-I-Italy." Keswick suggested.
"Paris, France." Kitty suggested. "Remember, Chief. Paris haves a great night life and shopping. And I can speak French."
"Deepinharta, Texas!!!!" Dudley shouted stupidly.
"M-M-Miami." Keswick suggested.
"Rio de Janeiro." Kitty suggested.
"Elmo's World!!!" Dudley suggested loudly.
"Las Vegas." Kitty suggested. "Where I can gamble & get my groove on."
Dudley turns to her.
"Las Vegas? Ha! That is so cliché', Kitty."
"Well, it's better than your retarded suggestion." Kitty sniffed. "Elmo's World."
"Hey! Dudley likes his Elmo." Dudley sniffed, as he referred himself in the third person for some stupid reason. "Dudley's suggestion is better, than Kitty's shaking her booty in Las Vegas."
"Fuck you, asshole!!!!" Kitty sniffs, as she punches the shit outta the dumb dog.
The audience laughs.
Then Dudley responds by, punching Kitty.
Then they both started fighting each other.
"That's enough!!!" The chief shouted.
The two stopped fighting.
"I've come up with a decision, on where we should go." he said.
Kitty, Dudley, & Keswick smiled widely.
"I say, that we go camping!!!" the Chief said.
Kitty, Dudley, & Keswick's smiles disappeared, as the audience laughs.
"Camping?" Dudley asked. "Are you serious?"
"Yes, I'm serious, Agent Puppy." the Chief said, but Dudley interrupts.
"It's Big Dudley P." he said, as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." the Chief said. "Anyway, going camping gives you kids, to get away from the rap music, FadedHolySoldiers, Dr. Dres, Westsides, Eastsides, American Idols, & all that shit."
"I hope, that he doesn't suggest, that we should rent an RV or car, to get to the woods." Dudley said to Kitty. "That would suck."
"Agents Katswell & Puppy." the Chief started. "I want you two, to rent an RV or pickup truck as soon as possible."
"We're on it, Chief." Kitty said, as she grabbed her hat.
On the way out of the office, Kitty slaps Dudley in the back of his head.
The audience laughs.
"Ow! Why you do that for?" he whined.
"Because, you say that out loud!" Kitty sniffed.
After Kitty & Dudley left, Keswick turns to the Chief.
"Are you sure, t-t-that taking Agent Puppy & Katswell c-c-camping is a good idea, Chief?" he asks.
"Yeah, I'm sure, Keswick." the Chief said. "Those two, need to get away from all that technology shit."
"Sure, w-w-whatever you say." Keswick said.

Later at the RV & pickup truck rental store, Kitty & Dudley was looking around, when a salesman walked up to them.
"May I help you two?" he asks.
"Yeah." Kitty started, but was interrupted by dumbass Dudley.
"We, don't need your double talk, on what we should get!" he shouted.
Kitty elbows him & the audience laughs.
"Ignore him." she said, as she turned her attention back to the RV salesman. "We're looking for an RV, which haves room for four people. Wi-fi...."
"Good grill, for grilling meat!!!!" Dudley interrupted.
"Yeah, that too." Kitty said.
The salesman smiled.
"We've just got the thing for you, Ms!!"
Then he revealed a shiny RV.
"The DreShakur 9000." he started. "It haves the Wi-fi, room for four people, which has four grills."
"Four grills?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah. Each for the part of the chicken." the salesman said.
"How much miles per gallon it gets?" Kitty asked.
"It gets 15 miles per gallon." the salesman admitted.
"Well, that's too bad." Kitty said. "This RV looked pretty rugged. How 'bout a pickup truck? Do you have that?"
"Matter of fact, we do Ms." the salesman said. "It's the 2009 Toyota Tundra. It gets 200 mpg. Anti-lock brakes. Power steering. 6-speed Transmission, and all that shit."
Kitty then thinks about it.
"Okay, we'll take it."
"Good choice." the salesman said. "Now come to my office & sign some papers."
"Okay." Kitty said.
Then she followed the salesman to his office, but not before turning to Dudley.
"Don't you do anything stupid to the pickup, you understand me?!" she said threateningly, as the audience laughs.
"I won't, Kitty!" Dudley saluted.
So Kitty goes into the salesman's office & Dudley looks at the black pickup.
"It's a nice looking' truck." he said. "It's better, than that old car I have at my desk."
Minutes later, Kitty comes out of the salesman's office with the truck's keys.
"Got the keys, Dudley." she called out to him.
"Good." Dudley said, as he hopped into the passenger seat of the truck. "Can we stop by that store & get the pizza tidbits again?"
"Sure." Kitty said, as she started up the truck. "Just don't get any of it on the seats."
They pull out of the RV/pickup truck rental place.
30 minutes later, back at Tuff headquarters.
"Chief." Kitty called. "We're back."
"So, how was it?" the Chief asked.
"Things went perfect." Kitty started. "We rented a 2009 black Toyota Tundra."
"And we got these tasty pizza tidbits!!!!" Dudley interrupted, as he swallowed some of the pizza tidbits.
The audience laughs, at his greediness.
"So, are we gonna leave today?" Kitty asked.
"No." the Chief said. "We leave at sunrise. It's gonna take at least a day to get there. Everyone who's important, is dismissed for the day."
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Kitty. Can you come over to my house & help me pack?"
"I'll be delighted." Kitty said. "Then, you can come over to my apartment & spend the night."
"I like the sound of that plan!!!" Dudley exclaims. "Let's go!"

Many hours later, at Kitty's apartment.
The duo was getting ready for bed now.
Dudley was sleeping on Kitty's couch, as Kitty was putting her black gym bags by the entrance to her room. She was wearing white t-shirt, faded blue jean shorts, which stops halfway on her sexy thighs, white ankle socks, & black slippers.
The audience whooed at her appearance.
Dudley looks at her.
"Are those, the rest of your things?"
"Yeah." Kitty responded.
"Are we going to bring food?" Dudley asks.
"Yeah. We're gonna bring food." Kitty said. "And I'm also bringing some extra money, just in case."
"Uh huh." Dudley said, not paying attention to Kitty, but looking at her legs. "Those are some sexy-ass legs."
The audience laughs at him.
Kitty noticed this.
"Dudley. My face is up here."
Dudley still ignores her.
Then a sly smile comes across Kitty's face.
"I know, how to get his attention." she said to herself.
Then she goes to the couch & lies next to him.
"I see, that you're staring at my sexy legs." she said in a sexy voice.
"Uh huh." Dudley said, still staring at her legs.
"I bet, you wanna lick these legs." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Dudley said, still in the trance as the audience laughs.
"I bet, you wanna rub them?" Kitty asked in a sexy voice.
"Yeah." Dudley responded.
"Yeah, I bet you wanna rub them with your...." Kitty started, before Dudley interrupted her.
"NO! NO I DON'T!!!" he exclaims loudly, as he knew what Kitty was about to say.
The audience laughs.
"No, I don't!" he said in a calmer voice. "I don't wanna rub your legs, with that!!"
Kitty laughs, as she stands up.
"Now, that I got your attention, Dudley. I said, that we're bringing food & extra money."
"Okay." Dudley replies.
"Well, good night, Dudley." Kitty said, as she turned to go to her room.
"Good night, sexy cat!" Dudley called out to her.
Kitty stops and smiles to herself.
"What was that?" she asked in a teasing voice, as she turned to Dudley's direction.
"Nothing!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Kitty chuckles to herself as she continues into her room. The door closed.
Dudley wipes some beads of sweat off his head.
"Whoo! Now that was a close one." he sighs. "I better, go to sleep, before I accidentally say or do something' stupid."
He turns off the couchside lamp & falls asleep.

It was the next morning now. It was still dark. The sun hasn't risen yet, but Kitty had. She was all dressed. She was wearing a blue flannel shirt, with the sleeves rolled up. Black jeans with the legs rolled up a bit, which showed some of her legs. Short white socks. Black Nikes with white trim.
Her hair was also in a ponytail, but she kept her fringed bangs though. She was also wearing her hat.
"C'mon, Dudley. It's time to go." she said, as she shook the dog awake.
"No. I don't wanna go to school today, mommy." Dudley said stupidly, as the audience laughs.
Kitty then thinks of a way, to get Dudley wide and awake.
"Dudley. Breakfast."
He quickly sits up & started panting. The audience laughs.
"YAY, BACON!!!!!" he hollered stupidly, as the audience laughs.
Then he noticed, what was happening.
"No bacon?" he asked Kitty.
"No bacon." Kitty said. "It's time for us to go."
Dudley then realizes, what Kitty was talking about.
"Yeah, okay." he started. "But can we stop somewhere & get something with bacon and egg, that's on a freshly baked biscuit?"
"Maybe." Kitty said, as she grabbed her bags. "Now, help me by getting the cooler, that's by the fridge."
So without another word, Dudley gets off the couch and helps Kitty.
Half an hour later, the pickup was full.
"Okay." Kitty said. "Now, to get Keswick & the Chief."
"Then can we get something' to eat?" Dudley asked.
"Maybe." Kitty said, as she started up the truck. "Now, let's go."

20 or so minutes later, Kitty had picked up the Chief & Keswick.
"So, where are this place, we going' to be at?" Kitty asked.
"It's in the deep woods, on the edge of a city called; Portugal. That's 4 to 5 states away." the Chief said.
"Okay?" Kitty said.
"Don't worry, Kitty." the Chief said. "I'll guide you there."
"Are we still gonna stop off somewhere and get some breakfast?" Dudley complained. "My stomach's killin' me!"
"Why don't y-y-you chew on your own a-a-ass?" Keswick suggested. "T-T-That'll keep you full."
Everyone laughs at Dudley.
"And busy." Kitty added.
Everyone laughs.
"Alright, let's go." the Chief said.
And so with that, Kitty pulls off.

2 hours later on the highway.
Dudley was getting bored.
"I'm so bored." he yawned.
Then a red bmw beetle drives by. An idea pops into his head.
"Hey guys. I know a game we can play."
"What is it, Big Puppy D?" the Chief asks.
"Everytime, we see a buggie on the road, we hit Kitty!!" Dudley explains.
"You better not!!!" Kitty shouted. "I'm doin' the fuckin' driving!!!"
Dudley sees a blue buggie pass.
"Punch buggy blue!" Dudley shouted, as he punched Kitty in the head.
The audience laughs.
"OW!" Kitty hollered. "Dammit Dudley!!!"
Then a truck hauling several colors of buggies passes by.
"Punch buggy all sorts of colors!!!" Dudley shouted, as he hit & punched Kitty a bunch of times.
"OWWW!!!!" the cat hollered.
Then she turns to him.
"That's it!!!! I'm gonna start a game of my own! It's called; 'Punch buggy doggie'. Everytime, I see a buggy. I stop the truck & beat the hell out of ya! How would you like that!?"
Dudley had a stupid grin on his face.
"I like, the truck." he said stupidly, as the audience laughs.
Then another truck hauling buggies, of several different colors passes by.
Kitty smiles evilly & stops the pickup.
"What are you doing, Katswell?" the Chief asks.
Kitty didn't respond, as she opened the driver's side passenger door. She goes in & started beating the hell out of the stupid dog.
The audience laughs as she beats the hell out of him.
Several minutes later, Kitty gets back into the driver's seat & continues driving.
The Chief said something.
"Damn, Katswell." he started. "You got his ass good!"
Dudley was indeed groggy & beaten.
The audience laughs at his pain.
"D-D-Damn man!!!" Keswick started. "You got knocked the f-f-fuck out!!!!"
"Serves, the bastard right!" Kitty said. "Hopefully, he stays quiet, until we get there!"

It was late in the afternoon, by the time they reached the woods, that was on the edge Portugal. The Chief orders Kitty to stop.
"Is this it?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." the Chief said. "Just drive up this trail, until it dead ends."
"Okay." said Kitty, as she continued driving.
As they continued on, they passed several other people & their vehicles, who was also camping.
Finally, they reached the dead end, which was by a nice, peaceful green grassy grove.
"Is this it?" Kitty asked.
"Yep." the Chief said, as he grabbed his tiny suitcase. "Let's all fallout & set up camp!!"
Soon, everyone was setting up their tents.
Dudley, who suddenly had recovered from Kitty's attack, was fucking around as usual.
"STICK!!!" he hollered, as he grabs a twig.
He goes over to Kitty.
"Kitty, play fetch the stick with me!" he panted.
Kitty was just finishing setting up her tent.
"Dudley, I'm busy." she sniffed.
"With what?" Dudley asked stupidly, as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Setting up my tent." Kitty replied, as she turned to him. "Uh, where's your tent?"
"I kinda, don't have one." Dudley said. "I only brought my sleeping bag, chews toys, frisbees, & some pimp hats."
"So, you gonna sleep outside then?" Kitty asked, as she put her gym bag & sleeping bag into her tent.
"Uh, I was kind of hoping that I can sleep with you, Kitty." Dudley said. "I-If that's okay with you?"
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Fine, Dudley. You can sleep with me. But don't you keep me awake, with your 'bad guy' bullshit, that you pulled on me, when we went on that cruise last year." she said sternly.
"Okay, Kitty!!" Dudley said, as he saluted.
Then he grabs his stuff & takes it into Kitty's tent.
After he done that, Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Can we play with my new frisbee now, Kitty?" he asks, as he bounces up & down like an idiot.
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said, as she picked up a frisbee. "Go get it, Dudley!!!"
She releases the frisbee. It flew into the woods.
"FRISBEE!!!" Dudley hollered.
He chases after it.
After a few minutes, he returns with it. He was soaking wet.
The audience laughs at his appearance.
"Oh my god, Agent Big Puppy." the Chief said. "You're soaking wet!"
"I know." Dudley said. "There's a lake further on down."
"Lake?" the Chief asked. "I hope, they have some fish down there. I'm in the mood to fish. Plus, I need to take a swim!"
"Me too!!" Dudley hollered, as he took his shirt off and some black shorts suddenly appears on his bottom half.
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Are you coming, Kitty." he asks slyly. "Are you going to come down here, in your sexy black bikini top & bottoms and join me?"
"No." Kitty said. "I still need to straighten out here, with Keswick."
Dudley frowned.
"Dammit!!" he sniffed, as he kicked a pebble. "I'm never going to see her, all soaking wet!!!"
"Fuck that, agent Pimp Dog." the Chief said. "Now, take me down to that lake!!"
So Dudley did, as he was ordered.
Kitty laughed to herself.
"Ha! What a dumbass!!" she laughs. "He doesn't see, that I actually know, about his crush on me."
Keswick walks up to her.
"W-W-Well, agent Katswell. Everything's set up. So, do you have th-th-the food?"
"Yep." Kitty said, as she opened up the cooler. "Want a turkey club sandwich?"
"No." Keswick answered. "Do you have a chicken club?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she took out the sandwich.
She tosses him the sandwich.
"Want some potato salad?" she asked.
"No thanks, agent K-K-Katswell." Keswick said, taking out some celery. "I have this nice, nutrious celery. But do you have something to drink?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she took out a can. "I brought several packs of sodas. Want a cola flavored one?"
"Yeah." Keswick answered.
So she tosses him the can. He opens it & starts drinking.

The sun was setting now.
Dudley & the Chief had just came back from the lake & was talking.
"That lake is great for fishing!!!" the Chief exclaims. "I can't wait, to go down there first thing in the morning."
"Can I come, Chief?" Dudley asks.
"Sure, whatever son." the Chief said.
"Yay!" Dudley exclaims.
Then he sees Kitty cooking something.
"What's that, you're cookin', Kitty?" he asks in his annoying voice. "It smells good."
"It's those footlong hot dogs, Dudley." she said. "I'm frying' them in my portable frying pan."
"D'you got a lot?" Dudley asks, as his stomach rumbles loudly. The audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she rolled her eyes. "I've got 25 packs."
"Can I have...." Dudley started, before being interrupted by Kitty.
"Sure Dudley. You can have some." she said in a bored voice, as the audience laughs.
"Hi-gee-gee!" Dudley exclaims.
Later, everyone was eating and was telling stories around the campfire.
The Chief was talking.
"And when I woke up, I lost my glasses." he said.
"Oooh! Oooh! Can I go next?" shouted Dudley loudly & stupidly.
"Sure, whatever." The Chief said in a bored voice, as the audience laughs.
"This is a scary story about a clown, that sells cheeseburgers." he started, before being interrupted by Kitty.
"Oh god! Not the Ronald McDonald story again!" she shouted.
"But that clown scares me." Dudley said. "He's plotting something, with those delicious cheeseburgers."
"Lemme tell you a real scary story." Kitty said. "Once, there was some people that was camping. They were camping in the same place, as we are. It was, at the same time of night, as it is right now. They was sitting around the campfire, telling stories & shit like that. But little did they know, that they was being' watched by someone. That someone was Misty Katson. She was a escaped killer, that was killed in the exact spot the campers was camping at, back in 1975."
Dudley gulped.
"I don't like the sounds of this."
"Shut the fuck up!" Kitty sniffed. "I'm telling the story here. So anyway, she was standing behind some bushes...."

It shows Misty Katson, standing behind the bushes, where the campers were camping.
A/N: Katson is played by Kitty, except her hair is longer & her claws & teeth are longer and more sharper and deadlier. Her clothes were all tattered and covered in blood.
Also Kitty's narrating will be in italics.
"She was looking at the campers. Hungrily." Kitty continued.
"Well. Well. Well. Look like, I got some more victims." Misty said hungrily. "Time to set up my camper traps."
"Then she goes to set up her traps. Little later, one of the poor saps was jogging through the forest. The runner trips over a tree stump, that was covered in moss.
'Oww! Dammit!' shouted the pour soul. Then all of a sudden, a bear trap grabs the girl! Misty then shows up, with her claws & fangs bearing.
'W-W-Who are you?' the victim asks. 'W-W-What do you want?'
'YOU!!!!' Misty said, and slashed the victim's head clear off their body. Then she slashing up the victim's body & putting the rest of remains in a garbage bag.
'Time to get the rest of 'em!' Misty said, as she went into the night.
So as time went on, Misty killed each camper one by one, by either; trapping the camper by shooting one of them with a hidden harpoon. Shooting an arrow, with a stick of TNT attached. Coming up to one, who was high and urinating, and blowing a hole through their midsection.
Soon, there was only one camper at the campfire. That camper was a male dog. He was too busy snacking on marshmallows to notice the other campers gone.
A/N: The male dog, will sound exactly likely Dudley.
"Whoa! Those marshmallows are good!" the male dog shouted stupidly.
He keeps eating all of the food & the other campers food too.
Nearby, Misty was watching all this.
'Ha!Ha! My last victim! A stupid greedy-ass mutt!!' she laughed. 'His innards will make great leftovers. And his skull will make a great mantle piece.'
Then she goes into the bushes, that was by the campground.
The dumb dog will still finishing up all of the food, when he heard a sound. He stops eating.
'Uh, what was that' he asked.
He looks around. Nothing and nobody was around.
'That must've been my imagination.' the dog said.
Then another sound was heard. The dog was frightened by it.
'Kevin? Is that you?' he asked. 'You better not be fucking around with me!'
Then he turns his back, while he did that Misty sneaks up & sits next to him. The dog turns back.
'Well, it must've been an owl.' he said, as he went back to his snacks.
'Or me.' Misty said in a oily voice.
The dog stops eating. Looking bug-eyed, he turns to left to see Misty with her teeth & claws bearing. She was smiling evilly.
'W-W-Who are you?' the dog asked frighteningly.
'I'm the last thing, you're gonna see in your fuckin' life!' Misty said, as she lifted her right claw in the air.
SLASH!!
'Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!' Misty laughed, as the dog's upper half falls to the ground, as the bag of chips he was holding.

"And ever since then." Kitty continued. "If on a dark, peaceful night like this and campers are camping like this. Misty Katson is on the prowl."
Everyone was looking frightened.
Then Kitty lifts her left hand & extracts her claws.
"She might be here, right now!!!!"
She slams her left hand onto Dudley's shoulder.
He starts screaming like a little punk.
"AHHH!!! AHHH!!! SHE'S HERE!!!!!!" he hollered, as the audience laughs. "AHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!"
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Kitty laughs at her partner.
"That was a pretty scary story, Agent Katswell." The Chief said. "It's way better, than those so-called urban legends."
"I-I-I think, that story made me a-a-accidentally choke on my f-f-f-food." Keswick said.
Then the wind started blowing.
"Uh, I think we all better get to bed." The Chief said. "It's, uh gettin' late."
"Good idea!" Dudley shouted. "Because, that insane Katson bitch might be out here, right now!!"
"Okay." Kitty said with a smile, as she went to her tent.
Ten minutes later, everyone was in their tents. Dudley was in Kitty's tent.
Kitty was about to turn off her flashlight, when Dudley stops her.
"Don't turn off that light!!!!" he exclaims.
"Why?" Kitty asks.
"Because, if Misty Katson tries to attack us, I'll be able to see her & blast her with my ray gun." Dudley said.
Kitty rolls her eyes and sighs.
"Dudley. Misty Katson isn't real. I made her up." she said. "So, just go to sleep!!"
She turns off the flashlight and goes to sleep, while Dudley sits in his sleeping bag looking scared.
"Oh shit! Something tells me, that I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight." he said to himself, as he went unhappily to sleep.

It was the next morning now. The sun was rising & birds were singing.
Kitty wakes up.
"Oh man!" she said, as she stretched. "I haven't had a good night's sleep like that, since I was a kitten."
She turns to Dudley.
"Wake up, Dudley!!!" she shouted.
Dudley wakes up in alarm.
"I'M UP!!!!" he shouted as the audience laughs.
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Oh, Kitty. It's you." he said, as he yawned.
"Well, whoelse do you expect it to be?" Kitty asked.
"I thought, it was that dog-killer; Misty Katson." Dudley said, as he stretched.
"For the love of god!" Kitty facepalmed, as the audience laughs. "For the last time, Dudley. She's not real! I made her up!!"
"But those images of her, are so real!!" Dudley exclaims.
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Listen, how about we go fishing, catch some fish, then I fry you up some fried fish for breakfast?" she asked. "That'll take your mind off of Misty Katson."
"BREAKFAST!!!" Dudley exclaims loudly & stupidly, as the audience laughs.
"Atta boy." Kitty said, grabbing her clothes. "Now please go outside, while I change."
So Dudley goes outside to wait.
Soon, Kitty was dressed.
Dudley, & the Chief was out.
"Okay, Dudley. I'm here." Kitty said.
"Agent Katswell." the Chief said. "Are you comin' along to fish with us?"
"Yes." Kitty said.
"Good!" The Chief said, as he hopped onto Dudley's head. "Keswick'll stay here and look after camp. Let's go!"
Then the party goes down to the lake.

When they arrived at the lake, several minutes later. They was shocked to see, that the lake was flooded with trash. Kitty was shocked the most.
"Chief, I thought you said; this was the best place to fish?" she asks. "It looks like, a landfill."
"It was!" the Chief exclaims. "Yesterday!!"
Just then, a paper bag hits Dudley in the face.
The audience laughs.
"Oops! Like, sorry man." said a voice.
Dudley takes the bag off his head.
"Uh, who said that?" he asked.
Then over the hills, came a crowd of people, wearing tie-dyed shirts. Some of them was naked.
The Tuff good guys was in shock, especially Dudley.
"Who are they, Chief?" he asks.
"Son." The Chief started. "They're hippies."
It shows more and more hippies coming over the hill. One of them was naked.
"I love you!!!!" he shouted to the Tuff trio, as the audience laughs.
"Well, I could've done a lot better, if I didn't see that." Kitty said, pointing the naked hippy.
"What do we do?" Dudley shouted.
"Let's just, back slowly away." The Chief said. "We can do something else."
So, they back slowly away, to their campground.
Back at their campground, Keswick notices them.
"I see, that y-y-you're back already."
"Yeah. Those damn hippies fucked up the lake, with their trash." Kitty said.
"So, we have to do something else." The Chief said.
"Well, we can always go hunting?" Dudley suggested.
"No." The Chief said. "I didn't bring my hunting gear."
Dudley thinks.
"I know, what we can do!" he shouted. "We can play strip poker!"
Then he gave Kitty a sly smile, which Kitty promptly slapped right off his face. The audience laughs.
"Ow!" Dudley cried.
"Or we can explode the area."
"Good idea, agent Puppy!" The Chief said, as he hopped onto Keswick's head. "You and agent Katswell, explore the Northwest & Keswick and I explore the South. We meet back here at later. Just stay away from those hippies."
Then the party spilts up.

The scene is on Kitty & Dudley now. They was exploring & all that shit.
"You know, Kitty." Dudley said. "This isn't a pretty bad place here."
"No, it isn't." Kitty said.
"You know, it's so peaceful, that a person can get lost up here & never come back." Dudley added.
"Well, it's a good thing, that I brought my cooler, along with my phone, portable grill, & money." Kitty said. "In case, we do get lost; we'll have the stuff for survival."
"That's great." said Dudley. "Let's play, with my new frisbee!!"
Kitty thought about it.
"Well, since it's a nice area up here and we don't have anything to do, might as well." Kitty said, as Dudley gave her the frisbee. "Okay. Go fetch it, Dudley!!!"
She tosses it.
"FRISBEE!!!" he exclaims, as he runs after it.
He jumps into the bushes & retrieves it.
"Can you throw it further this time, Kitty?" he asked, as he gave the frisbee to her.
"Sure." Kitty said. "The further, the better right?"
"Yeah!!!" Dudley begged.
"Okay." Kitty said, as she was getting ready to throw the frisbee. "Fetch it, Dudley!"
She releases the frisbee.
It flys far.
"Frisbee!" Dudley exclaims & goes after it.
Kitty goes after him.
After 15 or so minutes, Kitty catches up to him.
"I got it, Kitty!!" Dudley exclaims loudly & stupidly.
"Good job, Dudley." Kitty said.
Then Dudley looks around.
"Where are we, Kitty? Where's the path?"
Kitty then looks around.
"I don't know, Dudley." she admitted. "I kinda threw the frisbee further, than I thought."
"Oh my god, Kitty!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he grabs Kitty. "We're lost!!!! We're stranded!!! We're gonna be killed by Misty Katson & Ronald McDonald!!!!"
Kitty slaps the shit outta him.
The audience laughs.
"For the last time, Misty Katson and Ronald McDonald isn't real!!" she shouted.
Then she recovered.
"Just calm down, Dudley." she said. "We can find our way back to camp."
"How?" Dudley whined.
"By using' your canine sense of smelling." Kitty said. "Duh."
"Oh, yeah." Dudley laughed nervously. "I-I kinda forgot about that."
Then he gets on all fours & starts sniffing a way out.
But little did he or Kitty know, that they was going deeper & deeper into the woods.

After, what seem like hours, Kitty & Dudley stops by a waterfall.
"Let's stop here, Dudley." Kitty said, as she sat on a log. "I'm gettin' tired."
"Go idea." Dudley said. "My nose is getting tired."
Then he sits on the log & looks around.
"Uh, Kitty." Dudley started. "I think, we getting even more lost."
Kitty takes out her cell phone.
"I'm startin' to think, that you're right, Dudley. I'll phone for help."
Then she looks at her phone.
"Damn! No bars."
Dudley turns to her.
"Well, that doesn't matter, right now, Kitty." he started. "We'll just enjoy this scenery. It's so peaceful, that things won't get worst."
Then his stomach rumbles.
"My stomach tells me, that's it after lunchtime. Can we eat now, Kitty?"
"Yeah, sure." Kitty said, as she opened up the cooler.
She takes out several sandwiches, chips, & sodas.
"I hope, you like chicken clubs, turkey & bacon clubs?"
"Of course!!!!" Dudley exclaims loudly & stupidly, as he grabs the sandwiches, chips & pops.
The audience laughs.
Soon, they was eating.
"This sandwich's good, Kitty!" Dudley said, as he downed his sandwich.
"Thanks, Dudley." said Kitty, as she ate her sandwich. "It's my own recipe."
Then, there was a crunch sound.
The duo stops eating.
"Uh, Dudley?" Kitty asked.
"Yes?" Dudley responded.
"That wasn't you, was it?" Kitty asked.
"You mean, that 'crunch' sound?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"No." Dudley responded.
"If it wasn't you?" Kitty started. "Then who...."
Then the crunch sounds gets louder & closer.
Kitty then stands up & does a fighting stance.
"Whoever back's there, is going to be in a world of pain!!!"
"Kitty. What if, it's a wild animal like; a bear or mountain lion?" Dudley asks.
Kitty looks at him.
"You're right. I better be prepared."
She takes out her gun & extracted her claws.
"Okay! I'm ready!!!"
Then she turned over to the bushes.
"Okay, whoever you are!!! I'm ready for you!!!!!"
Then came from the bushes was......
What was in the bush? Will it be a bear or something a lot more worse? Will Kitty & Dudley get attacked? Will they find their way back to their campground? Will Kitty hit Dudley in the next chapter? Will Dudley do something stupid?
These questions will be answered, coming up in part 2. Like always, review if you want.
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