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Secret Agent No More	By : ShiTiger Category: +M through R > Phineas and Ferb Views: 3416 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Secret Agent No More. Chapter 3: Escape

'I still can't believe it's been six months since Perry the Platypus left me,' Heinz Doofenshmirtz sighed loudly as he pushed his shopping cart along.
'Geez, Dad. Get over it already. You talk about him like he's your ex-boyfriend or something,' Vanessa commented, adjusting her ipod as she walked next to him.
'Vanessa, that's not even funny. Replacing a nemesis is a big deal in the villain community. And to top it off, the government is making us a laughing stock. I have to share Agent Gray with three other evil scientists. Not only is he always late, but he barely manages to stop me every time,' Heinz complained, throwing a rocket launcher into the cart with a grimace.
'Seriously dad, mom was right. You really DO need to start dating again,' the brunette teenager announced, deciding to ignore her father for the rest of the trip.
'Dating? Why would I need to start dating again? I always end up attracting weird women who aren't interested in anything I do... hey, what's that beeping? Oh, it's me. I have my watch hooked up to the intruder alarm just in case someone breaks in,' Doofenshmirtz explained aloud, not even noticing his daughter's lack of attention.
The evil genius tapped his watch and listened to the message.
'INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Perry the Platypus has broken into the building!'
'Perry the Platypus!' a giant grin swept over the man's face and he nearly jumped for joy. Finally, something good was happening.
'Quick Vanessa, we have to go!'
People watched in awe as the strange pharmacist dragged his goth daughter out the door, leaving their cart in the middle of the aisle.
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'That's odd. All the lights are out and... oh wait, I found a broken window,' Heinz pointed it out after Vanessa switched on the lights.
'Is that blood?' the teen asked, staring at the crimson trail that started below the shattered window.
'How very strange. Perry never used to get hurt when he smashed through the windows to stop my evil schemes,' Dr. Doofenshmirtz commented aloud as he followed drying trail deeper into his lab.
Vanessa gasped aloud suddenly, drawing her father's attention to the unconscious person face-down on the floor ahead of them.
'Norm, what is the meaning of this?! This isn't Agent P. He's clearly a human, not a platypus. And why is there a strange man bleeding to death in my lab?' Heinz pointed at the teal haired man on the floor.
'Apologies sir, but the DNA match is 100% accurate. Subject in question is Perry the Platypus,' the robot moved forward and gestured toward the human on the ground.
'Dad! Who cares who he is! Call the hospital or something. What if he bleeds to death?' Vanessa shouted, jolting her father back into action.
'But, if he is Perry the Platypus...' Dr. Doofenshmirtz knelt down and eyed the bleeding man. Teal hair (the same color as Perry's fur), bare feet covered in scratches, wearing only a tattered, blood-stained white shirt that ended as his knees... it couldn't be.
'Dad!'
'Vanessa, be a dear and go prepare the spare bedroom. Oh and pull out one of my nightshirts.'
'Aren't you going to call the hospital?' the teen gaped at her father who shot her a stern look in return.
'If this really is my old nemesis, then there is a reason he came to me and didn't go straight to a hospital. Besides, I think the blood is mostly from his feet and shoulder. He isn't dying. I'm going to get him cleaned up and bandaged,' Heinz decided, gently turning the man over as his daughter left the room.
Clearly his feet and bleeding arm weren't his only problems. The teal haired man jolted awake at the movement and clutched at his other arm, face contorted in pain. Pain-filled chocolate brown eyes stared up at the other man fearfully before recognition finally bloomed in them.
'Is that you, Perry the Platypus?' Heinz ventured, helping the younger man sit up. Still clutching his arm, the wounded man nodded.
'What happened to you?' Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondered aloud, taking in the sight of his bleeding, now human, former nemesis.
Brown eyes half closed as the injured man began to slip into unconsciousness again. Heinz raced to catch him, cradling him against his now bloodied lab coat. Oh well, what was one stupid lab coat in comparison to getting his nemesis back?
...tbc...
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