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My Arch-Enemy's Wedding	By : Jayrich Category: Kim Possible > Het- Male/Female Views: 15992 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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My Arch-Enemy's Wedding IV
Shego had to think fast. “Uh, Drakky? You didn’t…”
“YOU…SLEPT…WITH THEM!?!?” He fumed.
“Oy vey, this isn’t good.” Shego muttered. “Look, Drew…”
“I can’t BELIEVE this!” Drakken continued, ignoring her. “Here I am, calling my cousin for bail money, only to have him show up with his girlfriend in a ridiculously oversized monster truck to break me out, and you’re having Sex Parties with THOSE TWO!?!?”
“Sex parties?” Kim repeated.
“Drew, wait, I know…sleeping with my rival isn’t my—!”
“How could you do this!?” Drakken asked. “This is like me going out and…having an orgy with Monkey Fist & DNAmy!”
“WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!” Ron chimed in, stopping him right there. “I know this is your wedding, but dude…WRONG-SICK!!!”
“That’s what I’m sayin’.” Kim agreed.
“Drew, wait. We can’t sort this out and—!"
Drakken shook his head. “No! I’m sorry Shego…but I can’t forgive this.”
The jade bride was taken aback. “Wait, what’re you saying?”
Drakken took a deep breath to regain his composure, before answering. “I’m saying I’m chucking the deuces up!” He flashed a piece sign with his hand, signifying what he meant. “The wedding…is off.”
And with that, Dr. Drakken turned away from his bride and walked off down the hall, hanging his head in depression. Shego was stunned; after all she had done, after all she went through, her groom was walking out the door…her wedding was ruined.
“Shego…” Kim immediately went to her side, feeling heartbreak over what she just witnessed. But those feelings went to the side as she caught the expression Shego was wearing. It wasn’t one of sorrow or regret, or even anger. It was a look of determination. She would not let her wedding day end like this.
“DRAKKEN!!!”
Fearlessly she walked out of her dressing room and down the hall, as Drakken turned to face her. “There’s no way you can talk me out of this, Shego. I’ve—!”
“Cram it!” She barked as she pushed him into the wall, pinning his shoulders there. “I just got framed for a crime I didn’t commit, roughed up by some lightweight criminals, and embarrassed multiple times over the past few days! And if you think I’m just gonna let you WALK OUT on MY Wedding Day—!”
“And just how do you plan to stop me!?” Drakken shot back. Shego responded with a sneer that intimidated the former Mad Doctor. “Not in the face, not in the face!”
Again, she sighed & rolled her eyes, before leaning in close to his ear and whispering. Within moments, Drakken’s stance pulled a 180. “Alright, we have a wedding to hold here, so let’s get this shindig on the road!” He said, happily. “Oh, that reminds me. I also have to ask the sidekick something…”
“I know, I know.” Ron said confidently. “I figured it was coming, you want me to be the Best Man. Well, can’t say it was a bad choice…”
“Are you out of your mind!?” Drakken barked at him. “I was asking for you to keep your hands off the Bueno Nacho buffet! For your information, I already HAVE a Best Man!”
And at that moment, the candidate Drakken spoke of appeared in the hallway. “Yo Drew, can we put a move on with this!? Lynn’s starting to get frisky and we need to find a broom closet!”
“You know, on second thought, the job might be open.” Drakken deadpanned as he headed back to the altar, Ron & Ed in tow.
Kim took this private moment to inquire about Shego changing her fiancé’s mind. “So how much bodily harm did you threaten to inflict on him?”
“I didn’t.” Shego replied. “…I promised him a three-way with Adrena Lynn for our Honeymoon…”
That answer from Shego, for the first time in her life, dumbfounded Kim to the point where she was almost speechless. “Wow…I…you…you really do love him.”
Folding her arms over her chest, she huffed, and then smiled to herself. “Yeah, I do love him.”
Kim grinned as she shook her head in disbelief. “Wow, I never thought I see the day Shego goes soft…”
And in the blink of an eye, the jade bride switched back to combat mode. “You wanna go, Princess?” She said, igniting her fists. “I got 5 minutes to toss you around this hallway!”
Kim simply grinned and put an arm around her rival, as Shego realized she was only teasing. It did help to alleviate the tension, as the two walked towards the large white doors, which promised to change Shego’s life forever once she stepped through them. Which was why she took her final moment to pause, and take a deep breath before exhaling.
“Let’s rock.”
The white doors flew open, and everyone in the room turned back to see them standing there. Kim quickly rushed to the Altar to take her place beside Adrena Lynn, who was wearing a tight black dress that exposed her midsection, along with high heels that looked more at home at a Strip Club. Shego took one look at the outfit, and sighed hard.
“Why couldn’t I just have ONE sister…?”
Ignoring the fashion choice, the jade Bride started her trip down the aisle as the Wedding March played over the organ. As she walked, her eyes scanned over everyone who had made it out for the ceremony. There were her brothers, of course, Team Go. Hego was holding back tears of joy, while Mego didn’t even make eye-contact, possibly jealous over the attention his sister was receiving. The Wego twins were more than supportive though, whooping & cheering as she continued her walk.
“That dress rocks, Shego!”
“Best. Bride. Ever!”
“And now I have something to edit out of the Wedding Video.” She said to herself.
Her eyes continued to wander as she spotted the Possible family sitting just a few rows up. Kim’s twin brothers looked disinterested, but at her parents did make the effort to smile and wave, albeit very nervously. Perhaps they were still wary that Shego & Drakken would use this setting as a trap for their daughter.
“I bet if I yell ‘now’, I could spook the hell out of them.” Shego snickered. She refrained though, knowing that it would not be very ‘bride-like’. As she neared the Alter she saw who occupied the front rows; Senor Senior Sr., his son Junior, Dr. Dementor, Frugal Lucre, Camille Leon, Duff Killigan and DNAmy. Every villain she had ever worked with was out to support her, and strangely, it put her at ease.
As the Wedding March came to an end, she finally turned to Drakken, who looked like a nervous wreck as he tried to stand completely motionless, smiling almost mindlessly. Rolling her eyes, she wrapped her arm around the Groom’s, and stepped up in front of the podium, where the Justice of the Peace was ready to begin.
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join Drew Lipsky, and Sheila—!”
“That’s enough!” Shego interrupted. “They don’t need to know the rest!” Just then, she overheard snickering coming from Senior Junior’s direction about the revelation of her name, and prepared a concussive blast. “You got something to say, meathead?”
“No! No! Not at all!” Junior replied nervously. “Please continue.”
And the Justice did. “…to join this man & this woman, in holy matrimony. Now before we begin, Mr. Lipsky has written his own vows that he would like to recite now.”
All eyes turned to Drakken as he searched his pockets for the sheet of paper containing his vows. After a moment he finds it in his back pocket and pulls it out, only to see that most of the paper had been burned, leaving the vows in disarray.
“What the—Oh come on!” Drakken lamented. “Do you have ANY idea how many Oh Boyz songs I had to listen to so I could write this!?”
As crumpled up the now useless piece of paper, Shego turned her head away and grinned to herself, happy of a job well done as the Justice continued. “In that case, let us move along. Do you, Drew, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, through sickness and in health, till death do you part?”
“I do.” Drakken answered confidently.
The Justice turned to Shego. “And do you Shei—err, Shego, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, through sickness and in health, till death do you part?”
Shego looked over at her fiancé, the man she had spent most of her adult life with, through countless schemes and plots for World Domination…and she knew the answer to that question.
“Eh, why not.”
Upon hearing that, Drakken was offended by her casual answer. But a grin from her reminded him that she wasn’t the lovey-dovey type. And if she was, she certainly wasn’t about to put it on display; even at her own wedding. “If there is anyone here who believes these two should not be wed, let them speak now, or forever hold your peace…”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”
The loud protest nearly shook the wedding hall as everyone turned towards the Groom’s aisle, and the source of that very vocal rejection…Mrs. Lipsky, Drakken’s mother. “Don’t do it Drewby, you deserve better than her!”
It was enough to bring out a face palm from the bride. “Uh yeah, WHY did you invite her again!?!?”
Feeling embarrassed, Drakken quickly motioned to several of his henchmen, acting as Groomsmen, to escort the elder Lipsky out. They did as instructed, picking Drakken’s mother up and carrying her out as she continued to protest. “She’s not good enough for you, Drewby! Don’t trust her! She’s nothing but a cheap, two-bit hussy!”
The doors slammed shut behind them as everyone refocused on the wedding. “Ah-hem, well, if indeed there are no more interruptions…”
It was then that Frugal Lucre slowly rose. “Well if I could—!”
“SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, NOW!!!” Both Drakken & Shego yelled. It was enough to frighten their former partner-in-crime back into his seat, even though he had to use the bathroom.
“Well…” The Justice continued. “…in that case, the ring please…”
“Gotcha!” That was Motor Ed’s cue as he casually tossed a suede ring box to his cousin, who promptly caught it. Opening it up, he revealed a 4 carat jade diamond wedding ring that made Shego’s eyes as wide as the fine china they registered for. Immediately she calculated how much it would go for and how she could use the money, but as her fiancé slipped it onto her ring finger, all of those thoughts flew from her head…and she could only think about their lives together from this moment forward.
“I now pronounce you Man & Wife! You may now kiss the Bride.”
“Ah, oh yes.” Drakken was reminded of that part of the ceremony, and began to blush slightly. It felt odd for him to kiss the very woman who so many saw as just his henchman for many years in public. Luckily, Shego quelled his anxiety.
“Come here, you.” She said, grabbing him by his collar and shoving her lips into his. They stayed like that for moments as they wrapped their arms around each other, to the applause of everyone in attendance.
“Yeah, slip him some tongue!” Adrena Lynn cheered.
That caused Shego to break the kiss. “Not happening!”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. & Mrs. Drew Lipsky!”
The applause ran through the hall again as the two stood in front of everyone, at last a married couple. And surprisingly for Shego, she felt no different than when she was ready to throw down with Kim in the hallway just earlier. In fact, she felt as if her life was finally…complete.
That feeling stayed with her and didn’t let go as the couple went through the Wedding Reception. They posed for photos and even cut the cake together, with Shego playfully shoving Drakken’s piece into his face. The feeling stayed through the numerous toasts to their happiness, including drunken rants by both Senior Jr. & Prof. Dementor; the latter of which revealed several future evil plans which Drakken duly took note of. The feeling even stayed as she reluctantly went through the bridal tradition of tossing her bouquet behind her for the bridesmaids to catch. She flung it high into the air, and as the flowers descended Kim, in the middle of the crowd, noticed them spiraling down directly at her. It caught her by surprise, but not enough that she didn’t put her arms up, ready to catch it. Closer and closer the bouquet fell, as it felt the whole world was moving in slow motion. And just as the flowers were inches from her fingertips…
FWOOOOOSH!!!
…they fell limply to the ground, charred and consumed by green fire. Kim looked up from the ashes at Shego, who smirked as she mimicked a gun with her hand, blowing out the barrel. “Yep, still got it.”
Kim was annoyed by that act, but it quickly passed and was replaced with a smile. Marriage wouldn’t change Shego. In fact, nothing on Earth could do that.
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