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Dairy Shrinkage
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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In the secret lab of Dr. Two Brains, the villainous doctor is once again coming up with an evil plan to feed his endless hunger for cheese.
"Hey, where's the regular narrator?" Dr. two Brains asks.

SSJ04 Mewtwo: You're dealing with me now doc. If you don't want to be written out of the major arc of this story then you better behave.

"Alright, alright!" Dr. Two Brains relents.
"Uh boss, what scheme were you going to use to replenish your cheese supply?" the first henchman asks.
"Glad you asked. You see boys, cheese comes from milk, and where does milk come from?" the doc asks.
"Uh, a dairy?" the henchman answers.
"Yes, but what specific animal does the milk come from?"
"A cow." the henchman answers with more confidence.
"Correct! We are going to take the shrink ray and shrink every cow in the county and bring them back here. They'll make the milk which I will change into cheese."
"Uh, how are we going to feed and clean up after all those cows?"
"You are just full of good questions. We'll use the growth ray to enlarge a blade of grass to the point that it will feed every cow in the county. As for cleaning up their mess...,I'll just shrink the waste down to nothing."
"Oh, gotcha boss. This is a good plan."
"Yes it is. Now, let's go rustle up some cows...,hahaha! I always wanted to say that."

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Tim sits at his computer waiting for the decryption program to finish. The second disk was heavily encrypted which had driven Tim almost to the point of madness with all the attempts he made in trying to decrypt the data. He had written at least a half dozen programs, but they all failed. Seeing the computer end its task, Tim watches in first glee as decrypted data appears on the screen. Then, horror crosses his face as his ability to speed read allows him to read all the data.
"No...,no...,no!" he shouts. "Why! Was winning a war so important!? Why was my purpose to be a weapon in a war to guarantee the destruction of another race!?" he transforms and flies out the window.

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It had been a stressful three days for Becky. Dr. Two Brains was steeling cows from dairy farms across the county and Tim hadn't shown up for school or any of the encounters with Two Brains. Normally she could take down the doctor, but he was proving to be more of a hassle than usual. She notices the window to Tim's room was opened and flies in. Huggy quickly heads over to the computer seeing that it was on. The monkey's eyes widen seeing the data on screen.
"What is it Huggy?" WordGirl asks. Huggy tries to close the window because of the sensitivity of the data, but WordGirl's own ability to speed read allows her to get the gist of what Tim had been reading. Huggy lowers his head realizing that the talk he'd been holding off for so long was coming sooner than he wanted. Maybe he could avoid any questions about why she had been sent away and concentrate on planet Lexicon's part in the war of intellect.

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He had come back to the place where he had first crash landed on Earth. He was now curled up right on the spot where his pod had rested.
'Nothing but a genetic weapon. Weapon 2X². The older I get, the better with math, science and technology I become.'
"Tim!" Becky shouts as she lands.
"Go away. I'm only a weapon that was designed to destroy your race. You don't want to be near me." Tim whimpers out.
"No, you're not." she says after strongly embracing him. "I know you are more than the weapon that your race wanted you to be. You're not that cold and callous."
"What about that dark part of me? It's probably some manifestation of my race's need for the destruction of yours."
"I'm not going to let you go, nor am I going to abandon you just because you were some experiment that your race came up with just to continue their insane war with mine. I bet if Huggy wasn't so stubborn and would tell me about my race's roll in this war then I would be disgusted as well. But neither of us are apart of that. We're here on Earth trying to make life a little better by stopping strange criminals that would steel cheese, money, or the Hoboken diamond."
"You're right." he replies as he looks into her eyes. "I'm a wreck aren't I?"
"No one said that being a super hero from another planet was easy. Before you came along I had trouble in coming up with excuses so I could go fight crime."
"We've seemed to have made things easier for each other haven't we? Thank you for pulling me out of that."
"What are best friends for?"
"I'd like to think that there's a slight chance of us being more than just best friends and crime fighting partners, Beck." he says and leans forward to kiss her. Huggy slaps his forehead realizing that things were going to get even more complicated.
"Tim?" she asks blushing after.
"Yeah,"
"One, don't ever call me 'Beck' in public."
"And two?"
She returns his kiss. Huggy slaps his forehead again seeing that things had gotten worse.
"C'mon, we've got to stop Dr. Two Brains. He's been steeling cows." Becky says after reluctantly pulling out of the embrace.
"Cows?"
"Two Brains is a man who had a mouse brain fused to him. Now he steels cheese or in this case steels something that'll help him make cheese."
"And I thought MinusMan was strange." the two shout their team battle cry and take to the sky.

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"That's the last of them boss." the first henchman says.
"Excellent. With my own dairy of cows I'll never run out of cheese." Two Brains says in glee.
"I don't think so, Two Brains." WordGirl announces after landing.
"Wordgir...,wait a minute, who's the kid in the silver?" Two Brains asks.
"You can call me MathWiz." Tim replies.
"Great, one kid super hero with a massive vocabulary, and another who's a human calculator. Well, I guess I'll just have to shrink the both of you as well!" Two Brains says and fires off his shrink ray. Huggy and WordGirl dodge, but MathWiz stands his ground and puts up his arms and reflects the ray back. The doctor and his henchmen avoid from getting shrunk.
"What do we do now, boss?" the first asks.
"Get to the rocket mouse now!" Dr. Two Brains shouts and with the shrunken cows in their possession the three get to the strange looking vehicle shaped like a mouse on wheels. Rockets ignite from the back and the rocket mouse takes off.
"I'll stop him." MathWiz says and quickly launches into the air.
"Don't get too close!" WordGirl warns.
"That's right, MathWiz, get close." Dr. Two Brains says with a grin. "Let's see him reflect a continuous blast for my new stun ray." he presses a button and a green blast of energy lances out of the back of the mouse rocket. MathWiz extends his arms and tries to send the beam back towards the source. Unfortunately, his wrist bands start to heat up. Eventually, MathWiz loses the battle and the stun ray engulfs him. Gravity takes over only for a moment until his limp body is caught by WordGirl. She lands and gently sets the boy down onto the ground.
"Watch over him Huggy." WordGirl growls out. "I'm going to stop Two Brains." Huggy watches in concern as WordGirl launches into the air.

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"Hahaha, looks like we're going to make it boys." Dr. Two Brains gloats.
"Uh boss, what's that?" the first henchman asks.
"What is she doing!?" Two Brains shouts. "Is she crazy? Well, if she wants to be run over, then I'll just oblige her." he says accelerating. Instead of a flattened hero, Two Brains finds his car had been stopped. He hits another button activating the afterburners, but WordGirl's strength wins the battle and the vehicle's engine stops from the heat and stress. Two Brains becomes concerned realizing that his creation was now a useless hunk of junk. WordGirl rips the driver's side door off its hinges and grabs Two Brains by the collar.
"You're going to restore those cows to their owners and their original size." she growls.
"Ok...,Ok...,ok!" the doctor shouts. The mouse brain was afraid and would do anything to keep WordGirl's wrath from hurting it.

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"Ughhh, did anyone happen to get the number of that...,tank?" Tim asks groggily as he sits up in his own bed.
"You alright?" Becky asks.
"Head's a bit fuzzy. Did you manage to stop Two Brains?"
"Yeah. He won't be steeling cows anytime soon."
"Sorry, I guess I tried to do too much."
"Just don't do it again." she says pressing her nose up against his.
"I've got to stop taking calculated risks, or one day I'll end up worse than stunned."
"Was kissing me a calculated risk?"
"Yes."
"Then you were one for two today." she replies smiling and Tim returns it.

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