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Memoirs of the Toot Fairy	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 19971 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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The Icky Strikes Back

“This night has been so magical, Timmy…” Tootie swooned, a euphoric grin glued to her face.
The night she referred to was one used to celebrate their 2-month anniversary as being an official couple. Tootie made sure to end her Tooth Fairy run for Dimmsdale early, giving her and Timmy the chance to spend a romantic night together, in the City of Love, Paris. After a night filled with dinner and a tour of the city, fairy-assisted of course, Tootie leaned her head against Timmy’s shoulder, as he put his arm around her. The couple strolled down the main street leading from the Eiffel Tower, just enjoying each others company. Cosmo & Wanda also accompanied them, playing the role of dual watches on Timmy’s arm.
“Yeah, it has been a pretty great night.” Timmy agreed. “I never even thought about doing something like this.”
“Yeah, usually Timmy just abuses our magic for comic books and torturing Vicky.” Cosmo chimed in, before being bonked by his wife, reminding him they were out in public.
“The city looks so beautiful.” Tootie admired, which triggered a foreign response within Timmy.
He suddenly found himself glancing into her eyes, and smiling back at her. “Not as beautiful as you…”
“Oh, Timmy…”
“Did I just SAY that!?” The bucktoothed boy thought, before he felt Tootie’s lips pressed against his in a tender kiss. “OK, maybe I should say stuff like that more often.” She then pulled away from her love and smiled warmly at him as they held each other. “Too bad this night will have to end soon.”
It was at that moment that Tootie developed a seductive grin. “But it’s not over yet, stud!”
Without warning Tootie sprung forward, this time connecting her lips to Timmy’s in a more passionate display. The two began to stumble around the sidewalk, as it was clear that the young pig-tailed girl’s lustful side had taken over. They came to a stop when Timmy’s back hit a lamppost, and Timmy took the moment to separate from Tootie, long enough to make a useful wish.
“Privacy, now!”
And as they raised their wands, Cosmo and Wanda went to work…
Le POOF!!!
In the blink of an eye, Timmy & Tootie found themselves several miles from the Eiffel Tower, in a public park that is all but vacant. The perfect spot for love to be displayed…and boy is it ever. Within moments, Tootie tore through the Crimson Chin T-shirt that Timmy wore, revealing his bare chest. Lust on high, Tootie then worked on unbuckling her love’s pants, eager to figuratively get in them. But as she finished undoing the zipper…
POOF!!!

POOF!!!
In a cloud of pink smoke, Timmy appeared on his bed…alone. Cosmo and Wanda quickly poofed in above him, as he realized just what happened.
“Aw crap! Again with the sudden poofing!?” He vented. “I thought you guys were trying to find a way to stop that.”
“We are, Timmy.” Wanda confirmed. “But Tooth Fairy Magic is much stronger than Fairy Magic. It’s still gonna take us a while.”
Letting out a semi-frustrated sigh, Timmy sat up from his bed and walked over to his window, where he stared out down the block at Tootie’s house. “Well, I hope Tootie isn’t too torn up about what happened.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
Timmy received his answer when Tootie’s mattress flew violently out of her window. Surrounded by thousands of tiny glass shards, it thumped loudly onto her front lawn, gaining the attention of the entire neighborhood; including Timmy, whose jaw dropped and eyes widened.
“Hey, she is taking it a lot better.” Cosmo commented. “Last time she threw her mattress across the street.”

The time was 7:45am when Timmy stepped foot onto the lawn of Tootie’s home. In the past, Timmy wouldn’t have dared to set foot near here unless Vicky’s sadistic actions deemed payback. But for the first time in his life, he actually showed up here for a less violent and vindictive reason…to walk his girlfriend to school.
“I am so proud of you, Timmy.” Wanda told her godson, while in the guise of a wristwatch. “You’re really advancing yourself in this relationship.”
“Yeah, well I figured that with what happened earlier, I should be around her more.” Timmy replied. “Plus I don’t think the neighborhood can take anymore flying furniture.”
“Yeah, we might have to get the insurance with the lizard and the cavemen.” Cosmo chimed in while playing the role of Timmy’s backpack.
The bucktoothed boy reached the front door and promptly rang the doorbell. A moment later, the door swung open the reveal Tootie’s parents standing there, visibly shaken. “Yes, may I help you?” Tootie’s Mom asked.
Timmy cocked a curious eyebrow about their state, but quickly shook it off. “Uh yeah, I’m Timmy Turner. I live a couple of blocks down the street. You may know my mother…”
“Yes, she’s the one who sold us this house.” Tootie’s Father said. “A-And your father is the one who put a contract out on Mr. Dinkleberg.”
Timmy dropped his head after hearing that. “Unfortunately…” He uttered, before looking back up. “I’m here to pick up your daughter Tootie, and take her to school.”
A near euphoric grin crossed the parents’ faces at that moment. “Oh, that’s wonderful.” Tootie’s Mom beamed. “Tootie has herself a new love. I hope you two stay with each other forever…and take us with you!”
Timmy nearly jumped back after hearing those words. “Say what?”
“We won’t be a bother, really!” Tootie’s Dad pleaded. “Just…take us with you!”
“And if you marry our daughter, we’ll help you pay for a huge home.” Her Mom added desperately. “We’ll even do the chores. Just take us with you! PLEASE!!!”
While this confession was a shock to Timmy, it wasn’t a huge one. Especially as he heard the voice of the young woman who could generate so much fear into their parents.
“HEY, YOU TWO!!!” Tootie’s sadistic sister, Vicky, walked into the room. “I thought I told you to CLEAN MY ROOM!!!”
Cowering in fear, Vicky’s parents quickly turned to their daughter and complied. “Yes, Vicky! We’re on our way.” And they fled from the doorway in speed, as Vicky noticed her pink-hatted nemesis at the door.
“What do you want, Twerp!?” She barked.
“I heard that Bigfoot made a baby with the Loch Ness Monster, so I thought you should know about your real parents.” Timmy quipped.
That insult burned inside the red-headed mean queen, but she held back as she saw the time on her watch. “You are SO LUCKY I got an early class!”
She stormed out of her house, purposely bumping Timmy’s shoulder on the way. Timmy just grinned to himself and brushed off his shoulder. That was the first time he ever got in the last insult on Vicky without help from his Fairy Godparents, and it felt good. But as he turned back into the doorway, he felt another sensation…loving pain.
“TIMMY!!!!!!!!”
In a scene right out of Calvin & Hobbes, Tootie pounced on top of her love and tackled him to the hard concrete. She then peppered him with kisses as he tried his best to keep her at bay.
“I can’t believe I’m gonna say this to a girl, but stop!” Timmy said. “We need to get to school!”
Hearing that, Tootie ceased her kissing barrage. “Oh yeah, I forgot…”
Holding out her hand, she helped Timmy to his feet before the two headed off down the sidewalk and towards the bus stop. As they walked, Timmy found himself putting his arm around Tootie, holding her close. It was a new experience to both, but strangely one they felt comfortable with; especially Tootie, who leaned her head onto her man’s shoulders as they walked along.
“Timmy…what are you thinking about?”
That question was off-putting to the young man, but he half-expected to answer questions like this, especially in a relationship. “Well…I’m thinking about…CHESTER & A.J!!!”
That answer brought a look of startled confusion from Tootie. “What?”
But as she looked down the street, she understood where it came from. Timmy’s friends were on walking right towards them, and it put a shock into Timmy. But the shock that was about to hit Tootie was far more potent.
“Cosmo! Wanda! Emergency Wish Camouflage #32!”
Wanda groaned and sighed as she and her husband put the wish to work…
POOF!!!
…And quickly transformed into a green tree and a pink bush, both keeping Tootie out of sight as Chester & A.J. reached their friend.
“Hey, Timmy.” Chester said. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing, nothing at all!” Timmy answered nervously. “There’s nobody I’m hiding here.”
Chester was a little baffled by that answer, but A.J. began to question it. “That’s funny, because I thought I saw you walking with a girl a few seconds ago.”
Timmy promptly laughed off that accusation. “Oh, come on. Why would I walk with some hot girl who adores me and loves me unconditionally when I can go to school alone?”
That statement brought about even more confusion. But knowing Timmy as long as A.J. & Chester have, they quickly disregard it as normal behavior. “OK well, see you at school, Timmy.” A.J. said as they walked off.
“Yeah, and don’t forget, Crimson Chin marathon at my house later.” Chester added as they walked off.
Timmy looked back at his buddies, smiling and waving, waiting for them to disappear around the corner. Once they do, he breathes a sigh of relief, and his fairies revert back to their normal form, revealing a visibly upset Tootie. She stared daggers through her man as her arms were folded over her chest. Timmy recognized that look as clear as day. Cosmo warned him that it would come in relationships…and not even magic would stop it.
“OK…I can explain…”
“You didn’t tell them about me, did you?” She asked. “Are you ashamed of me?”
“NO! No, no! No!” Timmy quickly disputed. “It’s just…I’m trying to find the right way to break it to them. Chester can be very sensitive about things like this. Right, Wanda?”
“Actually, I agree with Tootie.” Timmy’s Godmother replied. “You should never be ashamed to show up with the one you love.”
“Wait a minute…” Cosmo chimed in. “If that’s true, then why did you wait 500 years to introduce me to your friends?”
Wanda began to stumble with her answer. “Well I…uh, well…that is to say…look, this isn’t about us, it’s about Timmy & Tootie!”
Speaking of the couple, Tootie turned away from Timmy as he walked behind her and put his hands on her shoulders. “Look, I’m not ashamed to be with you Tootie, far from it. It’s just…this whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing is new to me. And…I’m sorry.”
Hearing those words, Tootie turned back to her man. “Well…OK. But you still should…”
POOF!!!
And in a cloud of pink smoke, Tootie was gone, leaving Timmy grasping for air. “That’s weird, usually that only happens when we’re about to have sex.”
Curious about the disappearance, Wanda pulled out her wand and did some scanning. “Well, from what I’m reading, her disappearance is the cause of Tooth Fairy magic.”
“Really, I’m reading that the Dimmsdale Pirates just won in extra innings!” Cosmo added, misreading again his wand again.
Her sudden disappearance puzzled the young man, but not so much that he didn’t quickly disregard it. “Well, at least this means I’ve avoided my first relationship argument.” He said, trotting off to school with his head held high.

The young girl in pigtails suddenly found herself in the hallowed halls of tooth-dom, the Tooth Fairy’s Palace. As she looked around at the gleaming whiteness that surrounded her, a magic mushroom cloud erupted in front of her, and a familiar voice bellowed out from within.
“TOOTIE!!! You have been summoned here to Fairy World, by your commander, and her loving, strong and hunky husband! So prepare for a meeting with…”
“Hi, Jorgen!”
The cloud dissipated, as Jorgen von Strangle was revealed, a little shocked that Tootie interrupted her. “You mean, you’re not intimidated by my loud Drill Sergeant voice & entrance?” Tootie grinned and shook her head as Jorgen groaned. “I knew I should’ve had Binky play track 7.”
“Oh, don’t worry about him…”
TOOTH POOF!!!
In a flash of blinding light & purple clouds, a large runway appears beside Jorgen, with the Tooth Fairy strolling down the catwalk. She stopped at the end, right in front of Tootie. “…He’s in one of his moods where he wants to scare the pants off someone.”
“Wow!” Tootie awed over her master’s entrance. “You really gotta teach me how to do that.”
“In good time,” The Tooth Fairy responded. “But now I’m in need of your help.”
With a quick wave of her wand, she transformed Tootie’s normal school attire to that of the Apprentice Tooth Fairy, complete with tiara. She then floats over to a large pink curtain and draws it back, revealing a mini-gallery of Chip Skylark, one that’s focused on his smile & teeth.
“My secret Tooth Cells have informed me that someone is planning on doing harm to Chip Skylark…and his teeth!” The Tooth Fairy warned. “Usually I would take matters into my own hand for this, but this is the time of year where I make my round through England…and it’s gonna take everything I got for my job there. Which is why I called you…”
Tootie wears a look of confusion as her master grabs a larger wand off the wall above the gallery, and hands it to her, taking her old one. “I wanted to wait a few months for this, but the situation calls for it. Tootie, I need you to protect Chip and his teeth from this unknown danger. And to help, you will now have access to full magical power.”
Tootie’s eyes lit up upon hearing those words. “You mean…”
The Tooth Fairy nodded. “Yes, no more only using your powers at night. You can now use them anytime you want, but this is only until the danger Chip Skylark is in passes, or until I complete my European sweep. Here…” She handed her apprentice a small electronic device. “It’s a PFA, Personal Fairy Assistant. It will tell you went Chip is in danger and more.” She floated down to the pigtailed girl and looked her in the eye. “I have all the confidence that you can do this, and…”
BEEP-BEDEEP! BE-BE-BE-BEDEEP!
The sound of her own PFA going off made the Tooth Fairy glance down at it, seeing that it was time to start. “Aw geez, I hope I don’t have to start with Blackpool again. Good Luck, Tootie!”
“I won’t let you down!” Tootie replied, saluting her master.
TOOTH POOF!!!
And in a puff of minty fresh smoke, she was gone. Looking into the wand in her hand, Tootie couldn’t help but to grin euphorically over this situation. Her dream come true has gotten even better: now she has the full power of a fairy. And she couldn’t help but run over in her mind what could be done with this power. She could succeed with her given mission flawlessly, save one of the biggest pop stars on earth (and his teeth), and make the world a little better for all mankind…or she could use her power to have wild, uninhibited, random sex with her man anytime she wanted.
Being the young woman she was, she opted for both.

It was the end of 4th Period Doug DimmaDome High School, and Timmy had already had enough for one day. He exited Gym class with a red rubber ball plastered to his face. Promptly removing it, he tossed it aside and shook the indentation of it out of his face, before continuing on down the hall.
“This stinks!” He muttered to his godparents, playing the role of pink & green wristbands on his arms. “Everyday I’m going through the same thing. Plus I still got Crocker to worry about in the next period. Why am I—?!”
POOF!!!
All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye Timmy found himself taken from the high school hallways to his current position, the inside of a dark, cramped room which seems to be the Janitor’s Closet. Things only grow more fearful for the teen as he feels a hand grab his shoulder.
“Hello, Timmy!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
Just then, the room lights up from a star-tipped wand, showing Tootie in there with him. “Timmy, it’s me, Tootie.” She said, concerned.
The pink-hatted teen breathed a sigh of relief. “Sorry, force of habit. Wait, how did you get me here? I thought your powers only worked at night!”
“The Tooth Fairy gave me a promotion!” She excitedly explained. “I have to protect Chip Skylark’s teeth from some kind of evil, which means I can use my powers whenever I want now.” Her look and voice then took a turn for the seductive. “So, how about we spend this period learning each other’s anatomy?”
“I don’t know. I mean, I got class and…” It was then that Timmy stopped himself, and thought deeply about the situation. “OK wait, I could either go to my 5th period class and be subjected to Crocker ranting about how I have fairies, or I could spend nearly an hour locked in a closet alone with my girlfriend…”
Mulling over his choices, he makes the wise decision. “Let the learning begin!” It was all Tootie needed to hear, as she tackled her man against the wall, their lips becoming one.
Outside of the Janitor’s Closet, Chester & A.J. walked down the hall, on their way to Crocker’s class, and also in the midst of a heated argument between which fictional superhero could kick the other’s butt.
“I’m telling you, Nebula doesn’t stand a chance against the Chin!” Chester barked.
“And I’m telling you, Crash would stomp the ‘Crimson Chin’ into the pavement!” A.J. countered.
Their debate raged on until the passed the closet and heard…
“OH, TIMMY!!!”
It was enough to make them stop in their tracks. That was a woman’s voice, speaking words so passionately. Obviously it couldn’t be over the Timmy they knew. Curiosity overtook them, especially A.J., who reached out for the knob and swung the door open.
The sight they saw was enough to drop both of their jaws. There was the Timmy they knew, with not just any girl, but the mad stalker they knew as Tootie. His mouth was wrapped around her bare breast nipple and both of his hands were hidden under her skirt. She in turn had her right leg wrapped around him, her hands in his jeans and her head thrust back in the throws of passion…at least until they realize the door is open and they have an audience.
Slowly, they parted from each other and began straightening up their clothes as Timmy turned to his friends.
“OK…I can explain…”
Before he could, Chester grabbed his arm and pulled him from the closet before standing between him and Tootie, arms raised at his sides. “You stay away from him, Yoko!” He warned. “You’re trying to break up the band!”
Tootie finished straightening herself up and looked back at the young McBadbat in confusion. “Yoko?”
“I told you he’d take it hard.” Timmy said, before turning to his friend. “Look Chester, I…”
BEEP-BEDEEP! BE-BE-BE-BEDEEP!
The sound of Tootie’s PFA blared throughout the hallway, grabbing everyone’s attention. Immediately she covered it and made her leave. “Uh, I gotta go…take care of…some things!”
She rushed off down the hallway, but not before glancing back and blowing a kiss to her love. “Bye, Timmy.”
Timmy grinned over the affection shown, but it was wiped off his face when Chester grabbed the ‘flying kiss’, slammed it to the ground and violently stomped on it several times.
“Uh Chester, don’t you think you’re overreacting…” Timmy told him.
“Don’t you understand!?” Chester replied, grabbing his friend by the collar. “That’s Tootie! She’s the little sister of She Who Is Sadistic! Plus she’s been stalking you for years! What is wrong with you, man!?”
Timmy halted himself with the answer. He couldn’t straight up tell his friends that she was the Tooth Fairy’s apprentice, had the gift of Fairy World Magic, and was an absolute Marathon runner in bed. “Look, it’s…kinda complicated.” He explained.
“Hey Timmy…” The bucktoothed boy turned to his bald-headed friend A.J. “Since you’re with Tootie, that means you no longer want Trixie now, right?”
Thinking about it for a moment, Timmy nodded his head. Since his time spent with the amorous pigtailed dynamo, he hasn’t even thought about the Popular Girl. “Yeah…why you ask?”
A.J. pointed at the young woman in question, who was currently down the hall, soaking in the social attention that comes with being popular. “Because I’m gonna go over and stare at her until she feels so awkward, she has to talk to me.”
And that statement put Chester into a frenzied panic. Grabbing his friends by their collars, he ran down the hall for his life, pulling them behind him. “NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

“YO, YO, YO! Brad Cuspidor again, kickin’ and chillin’ young adult singing sensation, Chip Skylark!”
The redheaded VJ exploded into the camera as he filmed his interview with Chip Skylark, who sported a new crew cut, on the set of his new video ‘Sexy Is as Sexy Does’. To suit the singer’s more mature image, the video scene included a large hot tub, and almost a dozen backup dancers dressed as giant teeth.
“We’re here on the set of his all new video, which will premiere live right here!” Brad enthusiastically continued.
“Yeah, it’s something I did for my fans.” Chip coolly said, grinning through his shades. “To show them that I’ve grown up right along with them, but I haven’t forgotten my roots.”
“And all this fresh off your publicized Hollywood break-up!” Brad added. “But aren’t you worried about Skip Sparkypants? Rumor has it he’s planning a comeback to take you down!”
“It ain’t a rumor, it’s the truth, Yo!”
That statement came from over by the buffet table, where the former teen singing sensation Skip Sparkypants stood…providing refreshments for the workers on Chip’s video shoot. “Yo, as soon as my grandma drives me to the recording studio, I’m taking down your career, Yo!”
“Uh, less talking, more food serving.” Chip replied, reminding Skip of where he had fallen. As the downtrodden former singer goes back to his job, Brad & Chip exchange grins.
“His pants aren’t as sparkly as they use to be…” Brad noticed.
“Too bad, it was the only thing he had going for him.” Chip commented.
Hidden among the Hollywood atmosphere, scantily clad women and dancing teeth, Tootie waited in the shadows. Usually a young woman of Tootie’s upbringing would be morally corrupted by the very atmosphere she’s in. Thankfully, a quick browsing through her older sister’s Celeb magazines prepared her for such a task. She remained hidden, not wanting to draw any unwanted attention, especially with the apprentice outfit she wore at the time. But suddenly her involvement was needed, as one of the Tooth Dancers, a large, muscle-bound bald-headed man, lifted Chip Skylark and gave him an ultimatum.
“Your Teeth…Or Die!”
“Hmm…let me think about that…” Chip gave the offer a thought, for a short moment, and then responded by flashing a huge grin; one that made the light beam off of his teeth, disabling the large threat.
“AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! I’M BLIND!!!”
Stunned, he drops the singer onto his rump. “I should’ve warned you, guy.” Chip stated. “I’m a master of Teeth Fu.”
He slowly stood up on his feet, but quickly wished he hadn’t as he spots seven more muscular, tooth-disguised ‘backup dancers’ marching towards him, possibly to do bodily harm. But suddenly, they found their progress impeded…by a gigantic tube of toothpaste falling down on top of them. As they cried out in pain and begged for mercy to various deities, Tootie slid in on the scene and held her hand out to the shocked pop singer.
“Come with me if you wanna live!” She told him.
Despite remembering hearing that line from a movie, Chip grabbed Tootie’s hand, and she quickly led him out of the studio. “Hey, thanks for saving my life.” Chip said. “It’s the second time a fan has done that for me. What’s your name, anyway?”
“It’s Too—er, too…dangerous, to tell you now.” Tootie stuttered, wanting to keep her identity secret. “And you’ve been saved by a fan before?”
“Yeah, once this really mean teen chick kidnapped me and chained me to a bed.” He revealed, referring to Tootie’s infamous older sister. “But this kid in a pink hat saved me, and got me to a concert on time. I even made a song about it.”
Tootie gasped & grinned in elation. “That was my boyfriend!”
They slid to a stop, once they found themselves four blocks away from the filming studio. “Hold up, really?”
Tootie nodded her head. “And he probably can help find out who’s after you. We gotta get to him.”
Grabbing hold of Chip’s wrist again, she led him down the street, further away from the studio. But unbeknownst to the young apprentice, a pair of eyes was watching from across the street, in the shadows. Eyes belonging to the one who ordered the attack on Chip Skylark.
“So, you’ve escaped my little trap…but not for long. I’ll get back what you took from me…and I cancel you for ever crossing me!”

At that moment, Timmy Turner strolled confidently down the sidewalk toward his home. Head held high in the air, he smiled from ear to ear, happy over the fact that he’s experienced a mostly calm day. Since he was granted Fairy Godparents, most of his days consisted of attacks from magical foes, natural disasters and Denzel Crocker; along with fixing whatever mess Cosmo has created. But today was a calm day, and as Timmy walked up to the front door, he was ready to greet his parents…too bad for him, as they barreled out of the garage in the station wagon, a loud Mariachi band blaring as they drove off down the road.
Cosmo appeared above Timmy in a panic, followed by his wife. “Oh no! How could we forget! It’s National Salsa Music Month!” The green-haired fairy proclaimed. “Wanda, quick, get the sombreros! I got the Maracas!”
EL POOF-O!!!
In an instant, the two fairies were dressed as Mariachi band members as they began a rousing musical number. Timmy just rolled his eyes and chuckled, before questioning his parents’ hasty departure. “I wonder why Mon & Dad left so quickly, though.” He asked, opening the front door. “Usually, they’d at least tell me if they…were…oh shit.”
The phrase was more than appropriate at the moment; for as Timmy glanced into the darkened living room of his house, he saw two images which frightened him to the bone; Vicky’s sadistic grin, and the flicker of a flamethrower.
“Welcome home, twerp…”
On instinct, Timmy leapt out of the doorway, just as the flames roared past him. Cosmo & Wanda immediately turned into squirrels as Vicky stormed out through the charred entrance. “…And welcome to HELL!!!”
She let fire again, as Timmy scrambled backwards to avoid the flames. “YOU GOT SOME NERVE DOING WHAT YOU DID, TWERP!!!”
“What the hell are You TALKING ABOUT!?” Timmy yelled back.
“When I came home from classes today, I saw a gleam of Hope in my parents’ eyes!” Vicky explained. “And it came after YOU showed up at MY HOUSE! NOW ONE GIVES MY PARENTS HOPE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BREAK THEIR SPIRIT!?”
Timmy didn’t bother to find out the answer. Instead, he ran for the safety & cover of a large Oak tree on his lawn; one that thankfully, Cosmo and Wanda have chosen to climb up. “I wish I had a super fire extinguisher!” He whispered loudly.
POOF!!!
And the fairies provided. Jumping out of cover, Timmy let rip just as Vicky fired. Fortunately, flame-retardant foam beat out flames as Vicky’s weapon was rendered useless. Unfortunately, Vicky planned for this occurrence.
“You’re not getting off that easy, Beaver-Boy!” She told him, pulling out a revved-up chainsaw.
Going on the defensive, Timmy ran for his life as Vicky sawed through the Oak tree like a hot knife through butter. The tree tottered, and promptly fell onto the sidewalk…with Cosmo & Wanda’s squirrel selves trapped underneath.
“Let’s go again! Let’s go again!”
Wanda didn’t feel like it, and transported them to Timmy’s side, as he fled around his home, just out of Vicky’s range & vision. “Just what in the world has Vicky this angry at you, sport?” Wanda asked.
“I have no idea!” Timmy answered. “I didn’t even mean to do what she said I did to her parents…AND I WISH THE CHAINSAW RAN OUT OF GAS!!!”
With a wave of their wands, the teen’s wish was granted. He stopped to catch his breath at his charred front entrance, as Vicky’s weapon became useless. But again, she anticipated the development.
“Oh, we’re not done yet…” She uttered evilly, revealing just a ridiculous form of weaponry…a flaming chainsaw.
“OH, COME ON!!!” Timmy yelled in frustration, before leading the chase into the house. He sped up the stairs alongside Cosmo & Wanda, with Vicky hot (literally) on his tail. Turning the corner, he dashed down the hall and into his bedroom, slamming the door shut behind him. His eyes then quickly darted around the room, looking for anything he could use as a blunt object to ‘deal’ with the Icky one. Time was running out though, as Vicky began sawing, and scorching, through the door.
“Timmy, here!” Cosmo, still in squirrel form, pointed to a large black bag in the corner of the room. It certainly was heavy enough, and with little time left, Timmy picked it up and readied himself to use it. With a final swipe, Vicky reduced Timmy’s door to flaming splinters, and the pink-hatted teen intended to make her pay.
“Wait! Timmy, No!”
Too Late.
What Wanda tried to tell her godson was that the black bag he intended to pound over Vicky’s head was filled with unused fireworks from Timmy’s Fourth of July adventure to Philadelphia, where they almost burned the city to the ground. The flaming blades on the chainsaw connected, and…
“KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!”
The force of the explosion jettisoned the young man out of his closed window, falling two stories until he hit back first onto his lawn. Shards of glass landed around him as he barely found himself able to keep his eyes open. Seconds past like they were minutes, and the ringing in his ears went along with his head feeling like bongo drums. Cosmo & Wanda popped in above him, in their fairy forms, concerned over their godson’s state.
“Timmy! Are you OK?” Wanda asked. “Say something!”
The buck-toothed teen slowly lifted his arm, and pointed towards the window he was violently blown through, and uttered one name. “Vi…cky…”
Cosmo & Wanda looked up, and saw to their horror that Vicky was indeed at the window. And though her clothes were just as tattered as Timmy’s, and burn marks adorned her body, she had been watching…and now she knows.
“This…explains…everything!” She said as she leapt from the window onto the front lawn. “All these years…I threw everything I had at you, and you still survived! I treated you 100 times worse than my other clients, and still you survived! And now I know why, twerp…YOU’VE GOT FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!”
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Memoirs of the Toot Fairy