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The Lima Bean Revue
By : radatrix
Category: +S through Z > Xiaolin Showdown
Views: 2817 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
After an extremely long drive in Chase's rented Maserati the dynamic duo arrived at Chase's lair. Things were pretty much the same as when Jack had left, except perhaps thing were a little dustier.
"Um, where should I unpack my things?" Jack asked timidly.
"I have set a room aside for you. You can unpack there," Chase replied, not looking Jack in the eye.
"You mean I'm not sharing a room with you?" Jack was starting to whine.
"Absolutely not. You snore. I can't get any sleep when you are in the same room."
"But I don't want to sleep alone. This place is creepy and sometimes I have nightmares." Jack's eyes were doing that thing that they do when they water up and get really big.
"Ugh, fine. But I want you to take a sleeping pill. Your night terrors are really obnoxious."
"I think they're kind of cute. They're part of what makes me, well, me," Jack looked triumphant.
Jack went to put his things in Chase's room. He didn't have too many things — a small collection of thongs with funny things printed on them like, "Come and Get It!" and such. He had a powder-blue feather boa that someone had given him. 'That would look great draped over Chase's throne,' Jack thought to himself. Then he thought better of it.
Jack had just finished putting all of his stuff in Chase's ex-sock drawer when he heard a loud cracking sound. He ran out in the main cavern and found Chase talking to Wuya.
"What is she doing here?" Jack asked indignantly.
"Oh, Jack's back?" Wuya asked Chase haughtily.
"Yes. I find it," Chase paused, "useful," Chase paused again, "to have him around."
"That's not what you told me!" Jack yelped to Chase. "He said he loved me."
"No I didn't," Chase snapped.
"Yes you did!" Jack snapped back.
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did!"
"ENOUGH!" Wuya shouted. "I didn't come here to listen to the two of you squabble like a couple of teenagers."
"I am a teenager!" Jack defended.
"That's besides the point," Wuya continued. "I came here because, as much as it pains me to say this, I need your help."
"My help? Really?" Jack asked, looking extremely hopeful.
"No, silly, Chase's help. You're totally incompetent. Anyway, don't you need to recover from your latest stint in 'rehab,' or whatever you're going to lie and say you did during the past whenever?"
"No, I'm feeling fine," Jack shot back huffily.
Chase looked calmly at Wuya, trying to ignore Jack's presence, as difficult as it was. "What do you need? I'm sure we can work something out.”
"I need you to steal the Changing Chopsticks from those petulant little monks. Then I need to borrow them."
"And why would you need them?" Chase asked. Jack sat down on the cold stone floor and pouted, pissed at being ignored.
"Um," Wuya replied. "I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. I need to find out."
"You have a boyfriend?" Chase asked doubtfully.
"I do, as a matter of fact. A woman has needs, you know."
"I'll do it on one condition. You have to tell me who he is."
"You don't know him."
"I know everyone."
"Fine. I'll tell you, but Jack has to go. I don't want him telling all of his little friends."
"He has no friends."
"I just don't want him knowing."
"Jack," Chase said, looking down at Jack's pathetic display of pouting. "Can you leave the room for a moment?"
"Absolutely not. This is my home now too," Jack said.
"Then I won't tell you, Chase," Wuya announced.
"JACK! Get out of here this instant!" Chase yelled, neon green flames flickering in his eyes.
Jack ran away screaming, arms flailing.
Chase turned to Wuya calmly and said, "Now tell me who your boyfriend is."- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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