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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"I've had about enough of your shit, Grape Ape!" you shout at Gorizilla as he towers over you raising his massive fist above his head about to crush you. You fire your FN MAG at his knees attempting to sever his legs. The bullets tear through his flesh, but Gorizilla's legs are too thick to amputate them with guns. You instead succeed in further enraging the colossal beast. Gorizilla brings down his fist into the pavement with a loud crash and a puff of dust as you dive out of the way. Gorizilla lowers his head to charge at you, but only manages to run face-first into your M79 grenade launcher. It's fully dried-out now and lobs a 40mm grenade into the face of the charging primate as Gorizilla howls in pain and clutches his face. Gorizilla knocks you down and pins you to the street with its hand making you drop your grenade launcher. He raises his fist above his head again and as he attempts to bring it back down to finish you, but he's stopped mid-swing by a string around his wrist. Gorizilla turns around and looks at his wrist as Ladybug firmly holds his arm in place. "You've been a VERY bad monkey!" she shouts at the gigantic ape. You're able to wiggle free of his grasp while he's distracted and retrieve the grenade launcher, firing another 40mm round into his face as he thows Ladybug at you. You brace for impact as she vanishes from view. You look over to see that Viperion has caught her in his arms. "Miss me?" he asks her with a sly grin. "Maybe just a little." she smirks as she climbs out of his arms. "I hope you have some tricks up your sleeve, my grenades aren't very effective on him. I might as well be tossing grapes at him!" you say to Ladybug as you fire another grenade at Gorizilla's face making him scream in pain again. "Lucky Charm!" Ladybug says casting her yo-yo into the air as it produces a giant polka dot box above her. "Uh-oh!" she says running out from underneath it as it lands in the street with a heavy crash. She pulls a ribbon on the side of the box as the sides fall off revealing a polka dot ice cream truck with a giant plastic banana split on the roof. "An ice cream truck? What am I supposed to do with this?" Ladybug asks in confusion. "This is no time for treats!" Viperion says. "I have a plan... it's NOT a good one." you say as you come up with an idea. "Why did that just make the hair on the back of my neck stand up?" Viperion asks with concern about your plan. "Just distract him!" you shout as you run towards the ice cream truck.
Ladybug jumps onto Gorizilla's back but is quickly thrown off into a parked car. You enter the ice cream truck and slap the visor making the keys fall into your lap. You put the key in the ignition and attempt to start the truck. "Hey! Curious George!" Viperion yells from the top of a building as he plays Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel on his harp to distract the massive ape. You start the truck and turn on the music to make Gorizilla chase you. "This is a stupid idea. An incredibly STUPID idea!" you say as you look into the rearview mirror and see only Gorizilla's mouth with a small white text that says: "OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR" written on the bottom of the mirror. You swear loudly in your native language as you stomp the pedal to the floor and Gorizilla lumbers after you. Ladybug runs by and swings herself into the passenger seat of the truck with her yo-yo. "What are you doing?" she asks you sounding worried about more than just your reckless driving. "I need to get Gorizilla to follow me somewhere tall. I'm headed for the Eiffel tower!" you say as you swerve through cars and something hits the roof with a heavy thud. "Aah! We're fucked!" you scream thinking Gorizilla grabbed the truck. "Who's fucked? Are they cute? Can I watch?" Viperion says as he pokes his head into the truck from somewhere on the roof. "Can I watch he says. Get in the truck you pervert!" Ladybug says as she grabs Viperion's arm and pulls him inside. Viperion lands on top of her and looks into her eyes. "You know... if you wanted this, I could have bought you dinner first." Viperion says with a sexy grin. Ladybug shoves Viperion off of her as he rolls across the floor of the truck. "Will you stop? You sound like Chat Noir!" Ladybug says getting back up and dusting herself off. "Ugh. What is that hideous song coming out of the PA system of this truck?" Viperion says covering his ears. "I think it's Pop Goes the Weasel or maybe the Halo Top jingle. To be honest, I've been too busy watching the road!" you shout not giving a fuck about the song. Viperion plugs his harp into the radio off the truck turning the PA system into a giant amp. Viperion strums his harp and plays You Drive Me Ape by The Dickies on it flawlessly. You had no idea Viperion had such a good singing voice. Watching him play his harp with such skill reminded you of when you saw Jagged Stone play. Viperion even had the same poses and mannerisms. Maybe he was a fan of his too.
You see the Eiffel tower approaching in the distance as you drive closer to it. "Come on, monkey! Come and get the banana!" you shout at the charging ape as Viperion lures it closer with his almost hypnotic harp. You swerve and weave through traffic and rubble as Gorizilla punches the side of the truck nearly making you lose control. The ice cream truck rolls along on two wheels before you jerk the wheel and set it back onto all four again. "I'll go out and try to distract him!" Ladybug says crawling out of the passenger door onto the roof of the truck. "Monkey likes pretty lady?" she asks swinging her yo-yo. Ladybug tosses her yo-yo at Gorizilla's face striking him in the nose and making him angry and ram the truck. "What the hell are you doing up there?" you shout at Ladybug from the driver's window. "Relax, I've done this before. Just get us to the tower so you can do whatever your plan is!" Ladybug shouts from the roof. "What IS your plan anyway?" Viperion asks while playing his harp. "Don't worry, you'll see. Just get me to the top of the Eiffel tower. I can handle the rest from there!" you tell the scaly hero. "I can get you to the top of the tower! Just get ready to jump out of the truck when we get there!" Ladybug says from the roof. "I'm sorry Viperion." you say looking over at him. "Sorry? Oh no. Not this again. The sidecar was bad enough!" Viperion says expecting something horrible. "I only do shit like this because I like you. You should be happy I'm saving your life." you say as you kick Viperion out of the truck through the passenger door. He lands in the back of a moving truck in a pile of boxes as Ladybug grabs you and jumps off the truck. Gorizilla chases the empty ice cream truck under the Eiffel tower. Ladybug lassos a beam on the tower with her yo-yo and propels you to the top of the tower. You pull out your leaking Davy Crockett gun and put it on your shoulder looking through the sights. "He's too close to the tower! I can't shoot through steel!" you shout down to Ladybug. Viperion runs over to the tower from the back of the moving truck. "Get the banana!" he shouts to Ladybug pointing at the plastic banana split on the roof of the ice cream truck. Ladybug nods at him as they run to the truck and tear the plastic treat from the roof of the truck and run away from the tower. Gorizilla sees the giant banana and bounds after the young heroes. "MONKEY!!!" you scream to get Gorizilla's attention. Gorizilla turns around in time to see you pointing the nuclear weapon at him. "Say goodbye, bright-eyes!" you say as you squeeze the trigger sending 34kg of nuclear fury into the face of the blue ape. The round detonates into a sickening green mushroom cloud knocking Gorizilla several blocks down the street and knocking a small handmade charm bracelet out of his pocket. "That's where the Akuma is!" Ladybug shouts as she points at the bracelet. "That was for you, Chaton." you say as you drop the empty weapon and sling your duffel bag back over your shoulder. Viperion runs over to the bracelet and snaps it in half releasing the purple Akuma. "Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug says throwing her yo-yo at the purple butterfly and releasing it into the air as a white one. "Bye-bye little butterfly." she says as she waves at the departing butterfly. "Miraculous ladybug!" she says as she casts the plastic banana into the sky turning it into a swarm of ladybugs that restore Paris to what it looked like before Gorizilla attacked. They swarm around the rubble turning it back into buildings, they swarm around the flattened cars restoring them to showroom new, they swarm around Gorizilla turning him back into Adrien Agreste's bodyguard, they swarm around the mushroom cloud restoring the sky to a clean blue, they swarm around Le Grand Paris restoring the hotel and your penthouse suite back to their previous luxurious state, and swarm around Paris restoring the rest of the destruction before dispersing back into the sky.
Adrien's bodyguard sits up looking around in confusion scratching his head as Ladybug and Viperion both say: "POUND IT!" before giving each other a fist bump. Ladybug helps lower you down from the top of the Eiffel tower as you both meet back up with Viperion. "Hey, sorry about booting you out of the truck earlier, but we didn't have much time." you explain extending your hand for Viperion to shake it. "You know I'm a superhero, right? I could have jumped out on my own. You didn't have to kick me into a pile of boxes containing dishes and books." he says shaking your hand and rubbing his lower back with the other. Ladybug's earrings beep and flash as she stands there. "Looks like I gotta split." she says with a grin before throwing her yo-yo at a distant building. "Bug out!" she says before swinging away into the distance. "Did Ladybug just make a banana pun?" Viperion asks you. "Either that or she's picked up beatnik slang. How about you? You wanna go get a drink or something? Or do you have to SPLIT too?" you say to the young hero with a friendly grin. "I could hang for a beer or something. It would relax my back." Viperion replies. "Cool. Maybe I'll call that Luka dude too. You guys would probably get along. I'm sure he'd be impressed with your harp playing." you say to Viperion. "You know what? I probably should get going after all. You know, superhero stuff and all. Kittens to rescue, lost dogs to find, old ladies aren't going to help themselves cross the street you know." Viperion says suddenly becoming very nervous. "Are you ok?" you ask him curiously. "Me? I'm fine. No worries. I just uh... gotta go!" he says as he darts away into an alleyway out of your sight. "Hmm. What a strange guy. I like him." you chuckle as you walk towards the road. A car comes up behind you honking its horn. "Need a lift?" a male voice behind you says. You turn around to see Lamar poking his head out of his undamaged taxi. "Dude, I thought you were dead!" you say with a relieved smile. "Nah, Ladybug yanked me out of the window when that giant monkey kicked us. You need a ride back to the hotel?" Lamar asks. "As a matter of fact, I do." you say as you smile and enter the cab.
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