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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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Chloe stays and cuddles with you for a few more moments before getting out of bed. "I'd love to stay and play some more, but daddy gets upset if I leave the counter unattended for too long. I should get back to it, but I'll probably see you around." she says as she confiscates one of your t-shirts to wear. It's not long enough to cover her bottom half and she knows it. She slowly adjusts her ponytail arching her back and giving you a perfect view of her beautiful pink pussy. She walks toward the door and turns around giving you a smirk and a wink before heading to her room to get changed. "I miss her already." you chuckle after the door shuts as you pull on your jeans and step out onto the balcony for a smoke. You light up a cigarette and lean on the concrete railing. "Nice ears, but they're a little crooked." a voice above you says. You look up to see Chat Noir perched on the awning above the balcony. You completely forgot you were still wearing the ears and mask from Chloe's Chat Noir costume. "Oh, these? Um... it's not what it looks like." you say taking off the ears and mask. "Of course it isn't. Did you have fun pretending to be me?" he asks as he jumps down from the awning and walks over to you. "It was harder than I expected. I couldn't get the puns or the purr quite right." you admit looking away. "Nothing beats the real deal, does it?" he asks as he sensually purrs in your ear. "Please don't. It hurts me knowing I can't have you." you say smoking your cigarette. "Aren't you going out with me for Bastille day?" he asks looking upset. You turn around and try to stay strong as you look him in his perfect emerald eyes. "Chat, listen... I love you. I really... LOVE you. That's why I set you free. You have the girl of your dreams now. Ladybug is brave, and strong, and beautiful. She'll make you very happy. As much as I absolutely love to see you whenever I can, digging up old graves like this hurts us both. You're free like to do whatever you want. Fly to her, Chaton." you say turning around to lean on the balcony trying your hardest not to break down in front of him. "I do love Ladybug... but I came here to see you." he says laying his hand on your shoulder. You hold his hand with yours not wanting to let him go. "Sometimes life is hard, Chat. It usually always is." you say as you hold his hand and smoke your cigarette through trembling lips. "I know it is." he says as he rubs your shoulder. "I heard about what happened in the park with Adrien." he continues. "Don't even get me started on that spoiled little Ritchie Rich fuck! I'm seriously not in the mood." you huff as you smoke your cigarette. "Why do you hate him so much?" Chat Noir asks you in a calming voice. "Because of whatever he did to you. I know something's up, and I'm going to beat it out of him the next time I see him! Pencil-necked little liar!" you say exhaling cigarette smoke out of your nostrils like an angry dragon. "Uh... beat it out of him?" Chat asks you as he curiously feels his thin neck. "Yeah, I know he did something to fuck up your modelling career. Some sort of sabotage! When I find him, I'm going to pull his arms off!" you say angrily. "My what? Modelling career? Listen, I really got to tell you something about Adrien Agreste." Chat begins. "That he looks like Johnny Quest? We've established that. Luka pointed that out earlier." you rudely interrupt. Chat Noir stands there puzzled for a second. "Johnny Quest?! Damn it, Luka." he sighs in frustration. "That's not what I was going to tell you anyway. Johnny Quest? Really?" he pouts in annoyance. "So what's so important between you and this Adrien prick?" you say ashing your cigarette. "Adrien's NOT a bad guy. He's actually very sweet and loving when someone lets him be. He's lonely, he's isolated, he's shetered, but I promise you'd love him if you got to know him." Chat says defensively. "I find that real hard to believe. What's someone like me have in common with some snotty rich kid?" you ask him. "Hey, I'm allergic to feathers! Er... I mean... I'm sure he's not THAT snotty." Chat replies. "Why are you sticking up for this little weasel anyway?" you ask impatiently. "Fine! Do you REALLY want to know? I'll tell you exactly why!" Chat shouts sounding aggravated. "It's because me and Adrien Agreste are... we both... what I mean to say is that..." he stammers trying to find the right words. "You're both what?" you ask him turning around to look at him. "Ok... listen closely please. I... am..." Chat begins to say before a loud explosion cuts him off. The blast knocks you across the balcony in a cloud of dust and debris. You can hear Chat Noir screaming but you can't find him. You look up to see an enormous blue hand tightly squeezing Chat Noir as he drops his staff at your feet. You pick up the staff and press the button on the side making it extend. You beat the fingers of the blue hand relentlessly. The face of a gigantic ape appears through the dust. The huge ape screams in your face. Its hot breath stinks like bananas and rotten garbage. "Yeah? Well fuck you too!" you scream as you shatter one of it's teeth with Chat Noir's staff. The enormous blue ape becomes enraged and tightly squeezes Chat Noir making his body go limp. The ape cocks its hand back to crush you when a yo-yo wraps around its wrist. The ape looks at its wrist and sees Ladybug holding on to the yo-yo tightly. The ape grabs the string and swings Ladybug into the pavement with a loud bang and a puff of dust. You don't see her get back up. "Leave her alone!" you yell as you heave a chunk of broken balcony at the colossal ape's head. The huge ape stops paying attention to the unconscious Ladybug and turns its attention to you. You dive back into the penthouse as the ape smashes the balcony off of the building with its fist. You barely have time to grab your jacket and your Mossberg before the ape's fist smashes through the penthouse turning the expensive room into rubble. You run for the dumbwaiter on the wall and climb in. The ape is preparing for another punch when you shoot the rope with your Mossberg making you fall several floors. You see the ape demolsh the place you just were a second ago as you tumble out onto another floor. You run down the hallway and hear screaming. Chloe is in her room trembling with fear as her room collapses around her. You run over and scoop up the bottomless girl and throw her over your shoulder. "Put me down! Someone's going to see my ass!" Chloe shrieks as you kick the door to the stairwell open. "You're worried about that now? Your ass is fine, let's get out of here while it's still attached to you!" you say running down the stairs as a blue fist crashes through the floor above you.
You make it to the bottom of the stairwell and kick the mayor's door off its hinges. "What's going on here? What is the meaning of this?! Where are my daughter's pants?" Mayor Bourgeois asks you. "Look, we don't have time for that right now!" you attempt to explain. "Don't have time? I can see my daughter's vagina!" Mayor Bourgeois says angrily. You raise an eyebrow and tilt Chloe as you look over and see it too. "Oh, yeah. I didn't even notice that. I mean... you need to get her to safety!" you say as you shove the bottomless girl over to her father as she tries to cover up by stretching the t-shirt over her exposed bottom half. "You're going to beg for the Homewrecker when I'm through with you!" a very red-faced humiliated Chloe shouts at you. "You're welcome for saving your life and shit!" you say as you roll your eyes and run into the lobby. You pump the Mossberg ejecting the spent shell as you see the giant ape stomping into downtown Paris. "I only got four shells left, I better make them count!" you say as you walk toward the exit. "A shotgun with four shells isn't going to be enough to save your friends." a voice behind you says. You turn around to see Jean calmly standing across the lobby. "Jean, you're not going to talk me out of this! I gotta go save Ladybug and Chat Noir!" you say bravely. "I didn't say I was going to talk you out of anything, I said your shotgun is insufficient for a creature of that size." Jean says still remaining perfectly calm as though a giant blue ape wasn't attacking Paris. "What are you trying to tell me, Jeano?" you ask him turning your head and looking at him over your shoulder as you hear an explosion in the distance. "I'm asking you to follow me." Jean says remaining as cool as a block of ice amid all the chaos around him. "I don't have time to play right now, Jean. Ladybug is still out there, and she looks like she's in bad shape!" you say turning back to the door. "This is indeed no time for games. I think you want to follow me." Jean says walking into the elevator holding it open for you. "The clock is ticking for your friends. Please hurry." he continues as he taps his wristwatch impatiently. "I hope you know what you're doing, Jeano." you say as you walk into the elevator after him and the doors close behind you. Jean doesn't answer. He opens a panel inside located beneath the buttons and inserts a strange key. The elevator rattles and screeches as a red emergency light flashes above you. "What's going on? What are you doing?" you ask Jean as the elevator shimmies and rumbles. "Please... just be patient." Jean says folding his hands behind his back. You notice the elevator is going down instead of up. You're not sure how far underground you are, but it's several stories. Eventually the elevator dings and the doors open to a bland concrete hallway with a yellow stripe along the middle of the wall. Above you flash more red emergency lights. It was some sort of bunker or underground fortress. "This is our floor." Jean says as he walks out of the elevator. "What was with that key? Where are we?" you ask him as you follow him down the hall. "It's a special key. Not even Miss Chloe has one. Only me, Mayor Bourgeois, and Lt. Raincomprix have access to this area of the hotel." he says as he casually walks down the hallway. You notice the words "Mise en Garde!" written on the wall in black military-style paint. It's times like these you wish you knew more French. "You still didn't tell me where we are, Jean." you say getting impatient. "This is the mayor's hotel in Paris, the finest city in all of France. Did you really think Mayor Bourgeois wouldn't have some sort of protocol for emergency situations?" Jean responds as he continues walking. "That doesn't really answer my question." you point out as he stops in front of a large steel vault at the end of the hall with the word "ARSENAL" written on it in the same black military paint. He calmly looks at you as you examine the door of the vault. "You're Alfred, aren't you?" you joke with the butler. "I'm not saying that I'm Alfred... but I've never seen me and Alfred in the same place at the same time, have you?" Jean grins sarcastically. He opens a panel beside the vault with the same strange key. Inside is an electronic fingerprint reader and a retinal scanner. Jean puts his hand over the reader as it scans his hand and his eye. "ACCESS GRANTED. GOOD MORNING, JEAN." a pleasant computerized British woman's voice coming from the panel says. The vault door opens with a loud hiss and a blast of compressed air. When the steam clears, you peer into the room. Inside is a huge collection of various weaponry. Katanas and various medieval swords, along with modern military assault rifles and explosives. "Either we're in Charlton Heston's basement, or the rednecks are throwing a party." you chuckle as you admire all the weapons. "I told you that you wanted to follow me. Help yourself to whatever you need. It's Mayor Bourgeois' way of thanking you for saving his daughter's life." Jean says as he rocks back and forth on his heels. "You know I can't refuse a cute bottomless blonde in distress." you chuckle as you enter the enormous room.
You swap out your Mossberg for a Striker, and pick up an FN MAG heavy machine gun. You take two MAC50 pistols, and an M79 grenade launcher placing them all in a large duffel bag when you notice a large rocket launcher with a radiation symbol on the side and the words "DEATH FROM ABOVE" written on the side in white military paint. It was dripping a glowing green liquid that was pooling beneath it. "What the hell is that thing?" you ask Jean with a puzzled look. "Ah, yes. That my friend, is a gift the Americans donated to our armory in the early 1960s. It's called the M28 Davy Crockett gun. It's extremely radioactive and highly unstable. I've actually been trying to figure out a safe way to dispose of it without giving the garbage men leukemia." Jean explains to you. "It looks kind of like the mini nuke launcher from Fallout 3." you say as you notice similarities. "You're not too far off. This weapon fires a 34kg nuclear warhead. Back in the 60s, the American soldiers that used it regularly got sick with radiation poisoning so it was discontinued. I've been trying to get rid of it, but it's been difficult due to France's newer environmental laws. So here it sits, leaking green goo in the cellar." Jean explains sounding a bit annoyed. You grab hand grenades and extra ammunition and shells. You have a lot more than you probably need. "Hey, you got any of those Russian knives that shoot the blade out?" you ask him as you look around. "It's called a ballistic knife, and yes. They're in that wooden crate over there." Jean says pointing to a crate that says "Баллистический нож" on the side. You take several of them. "I guess that's about everything I need. I should probably go help Ladybug and Chat Noir." you explain to Jean as you keep glancing at the Davy Crockett gun. "You're going to ignore my warning and take the nuke, aren't you?" he asks folding his arms. "Maaaybe" you reply in a singsongy tone as you sling it over your shoulder. Jean sighs and rolls his eyes as he escorts you back to the lobby with your haul of weapons dripping green glowing goo down the hallway.
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