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Team Alphanumeric	By : SSJ04Mewtwo Category: +S through Z > WordGirl Views: 7459 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Team Alphanumeric
Public Relations
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: Nope, she has no idea. Here's the next chapter.

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Candid Heroes
by Teresa McClaine

With all the rumor and hearsay going on about them, Team Alphanumeric sat down with me and had a candid interview.

Q. MathWiz, you're the new addition to the city's short list of crime fighters. Was it difficult to share crime fighting responsibilities with such a well established hero?

A. By all rights this shouldn't work. WordGirl is a Lexiconian princess, I just happen to be a genetic weapon from planet Decimal. We should be trying to destroy each other just because our home worlds are at war. And yet, here we are together and having a child.

He says this while giving WordGirl a loving look.

Q. WordGirl, your pregnancy has brought your reputation into question. What do you have to say to those that believed that you should set an example for all young girls in the city?

A. We had believed that the precautions we took were enough. We made a mistake, but we shall raise this child and we'll get married someday. This wasn't just an act of lust, we do love each other.

Q. You spoke of your home worlds being at war...,why did the war start and could the two planets reconcile?

A. According to Huggy, this war was started just because both races believed themselves to be the most knowledgeable in this galaxy. A peace treaty had been in the works, but my planet's military decided that they knew better than my parents and pulled a coup.

Q. Are you even recognized as princess on your world?

A. Not officially, but I've got this annoying group of Lexiconian guards baby sitting me. It's embarrassing.

Q. Will you be able to raise a child and still defend our fair city?

A. Yes, we will.

This was answered in unison by the pair.

Q. Will your home world come after you again, MathWiz?

A. As long as X² is alive, he'll always come after me whether or not he has orders. The Cubed Root still wants me, but I doubt the front end military wants to come after me.

Q. Are either of you worried that either of your worlds will use your child against you?

A. We know that we've got a lot more to lose now. The Root probably knows and wants all three of us dead, and now the Lexiconians have sent a group called the Special Forces to counter the Predicate Guard...,

Q. The Predicate Guard?

A. My baby sitters. Fortunately, I've let them know that I'm more of the warrior princess than the pampered princess.

Q. Will this war be brought to Earth?

A. That would be up to the insane men running our home worlds' government and military. They'll have to get us out of the way if either Lexicon or Decimal wanted to conquer Earth, and we're not about to just roll over for either of them.

Q. Are you planning to take back your parents' throne one day?

A. I've not given that much thought. If my home world keeps coming after me then I'll probably have to take back my planet. I'll, however, would prefer to rule from Earth. I've grown attached to this world.

Q. Do you blame Mr. Big's lust ray for putting you in the situation you find yourselves in?

A. Actually, it was a combination of Mr. Big and Dr. Two Brains that came up with the lust ray and that hate ray that made us fight each other. Fortunately, I now wear reflectors that keep my mind clear from those rays. WordGirl has a headband that'll do the same thing.
Q. Who is this Phantasma?

A. She was the first super villain that I'd encountered in my crime fighting career. Terrorizing the populous is one of her favorite past times.

Q. Who came up with the name 'Team Alphanumeric'?

A. I did. It made sense...,WordGirl's skills with the alphabet, and my aptitude with numbers...Alphanumeric made sense.

I thanked them for their time. In this reporter's opinion, they are holding up well and shouldn't be so harshly criticized. I think they'll make good parents and the child couldn't have better ones at that.

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Planet Decimal...,Cubed Root training room...,

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'When he said he could make it more difficult, he wasn't kidding!' weapon X² thinks.
"Get up, you Decimalian scum. You're surrounded." a Lexiconian officer orders. X² analyzes the situation. He was out numbered and the weapons that they were employing were not the standard issue. His thoughts are interrupted by several of the officers being quickly taken down. The remaining Lexiconians open fire, only to have their blasts reflected back at them. Turning his head, he seas a tall female Decimalian with long, dark blue hair and icy green eyes. She wears the black body suit of a normal Decimalian soldier, but she had silver wrist bands and a silver head band as well.
"Are you going to lay there, or are you going to get up?:" she asks.
"Who are you?"
"Those fools call me weapon X³, but I'm going to find a name suited to fit me. I suggest you do the same, or I won't have any respect for my partner."
"Partner?!"
"You failed last time, but it was obvious why. You can't handle both of them at the same time , so I'll be glad to make sure you get the job done."
"Why you...!" he says getting nose to nose with her. The two weapons glare at each other and then they both smirk and begin laughing.
"No female has shown me that much spine. Alright, Partner, think you can finish this exercise with me, or would that be asking too much of you?"
"This trifle task shouldn't take too much time."
"Trifle? You sound like WordGirl."
'I should. I have both Lexiconian and Decimalian DNA." she states and opens the door by keying in the right security code. X² follows and they head down the corridor.
"What are you going to do about that door?" X² mockingly asks.
"This!" she says and gives the thicker door a swift kick knocking it off its hinges.
"Well now, brains, brawn, and beauty, you'd think that the Cubed Root created you just so I'd behave."
"I doubt you'd behave, although, I'd like to see if I could make you behave." she says giving him a saucy look.

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"Well?" the leader of the Root asks.
"Together, they completed the mission quicker than X² could on his own." the scientist answers.
"How is he behaving?"
"He seems to be enjoying himself. the female wants to have her own name and has convinced X² to get one as well."
"It'll make things easier I believe."
"I'm worried though, she's showing more of a tendency to be independent than X². If they both turn on us, we're finished."
"They'll not have the time since they'll be facing Team Alphanumeric." the leader states and leaves the room.

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Author's Ramblings.

Any suggestions for names for the pair of living weapons is greatly appreciated. MaxJ1800, hope she's not an evil clone so far.
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