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What Happened Last Night?	By : TheHorneyScorpio Category: +S through Z > South Park > AU/AR - Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality Views: 3346 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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As Stan waved Kenny off for him to make breakfast for his after party guests, Stan tried his best to gather up his courage to search the house for everyone. From what Stan was piecing together right now, what happened last night was sounding very bad no matter what the outcome. He did his best to shake off the negative possibilities and hope that Kenny was just remembering things wrong. He gave himself a few slaps on the face to help wake him up and proceeded to look throughout the second floor of the house.
Though the only rooms to really check were the attic and his parents room, aside from Shelly’s room which looked empty and untouched from the party goers as expected of all his friends who had a healthy fear of his older sister same as well as Stan. After kicking away another empty plastic cup he made his way to his parent’s room and opened the door slowly to not disturb anyone. As Stan turned the knob and opened the door as quietly as he could noticed someone in the dark and unlit room sitting on the foot of the bed. It looked like this was the only person in the room and opened the door wider to announce his presence.

“Who is this?”
Hearing Stan’s voice the figure moved his head to notice him at the doorway.
“AAAH”
The sudden surprised shriek jolted Stan in surprise and he reached for the light as fast as he could to know what he was looking at. At the flick of the light the room filled with light to reveal that it was Tweek on the bed. Both boys recognized the other and caught their breaths.
“Jesus Tweek why did you have to yell like that!?”
“I’m sorry Stan! I just woke up a-a-a-a-nd I was getting dressed and I didn’t see you and I thought you were a burglar and ididn’tknowwhattodosoi-“
“Alright Tweek I get it, it’s okay”

Stan took a deep breath while he gave Tweek a minute to calm down, he was always so easy to wind up it wasn’t even funny. As Tweek was catching his breaths Stan notice Tweek only wearing a shirt and his boxer briefs while it looked like Craig was asleep on the other side with the covers over him, he appeared to be shirtless but he was probably naked too, they must have come here to fool around last night. Tweek noticed Stan’s gaze toward Craig and tried to avoid eye contact with him because of it.

“Uh y-y-y-yeah, sorry about sleeping in your parent’s bed….”
“Oh so all you two did here was sleep eh?”

Stan raised an eyebrow and tried his best to put the pressure on Tweek to fess up to what really happened. Tweek gave a defeated sigh put his hand on his head.

“Yeah…..I mean no…..I……..Me and Craig didn’t think we would do that here, b-b-b-but we were drinking last night and things kind of happened. Before I knew where we were….I woke up and Craig was already asleep with me in bed.

“So….how long have you two been….going out?”
Stan questioned as he leaned on the wall close to the door, It was obvious Tweek wasn’t thinking clearly last night same as he was last night so he couldn’t be too angry towards him or Craig. But he was still a little pissed he needed to wash his parents sheets on top of cleaning the house.

“W-w-w-w-well, we-“

“We’ve been dating for 6 months now”

Craig moved up from the bed surprising Tweek and Stan but thankfully not enough to startle Tweek again. Craig rubbed his eyes as he adjusted off the bed got use to the light in the room. He made no attempt to cover his exposed body, revealing his toned figure from a school years’ worth of football practice. Craig moved closer to Tweek and wrapped and arm around the twitching teen and planted a small kiss on the boy’s cheek, earning a shy blush from Tweek with and eye roll from Stan.
“Sorry Stan, if you wanna be pissed at someone then be pissed at me, I brought Tweek here after we drank too much”

“….so did you two….”

Craig could tell what Stan was asking about and made no effort to hide it
“Did we fuck? Yeah, we did”

He pulled Tweek in closer but the blond covered his face in embarrassment at how blunt Craig was at times. Stan gave a defeated sigh and bumped his head on the wall.

“What, you don’t like us dating or something?”

Craig snapped, he didn’t like how Stan was reacting to this, even if he and Tweek ruined the Marsh’s bedroom.

“Craig, this is South Park. Weird shit happens literally every day, finding out my friends are gay and dating doesn’t even qualify as weird or gross to me anymore. I’m just more pissed about my parents room and washing those sheets”
“Oh” Craig responded before letting Tweek pull away from his embrace.
“I-I-I-I-If you want, we could help you clean up the house before your parents get home”
“Ugh but Tweekers”
Tweek snapped at Craig quickly and with a surprising authoritative tone.

“Craig we are helping Stan clean up this room, I’m not going to date a man that won’t clean up after a party we attended do you hear me?”

Craig reeled back at how forceful Tweek was being, it was obvious there was no point in arguing with Tweek on this one.

“…..Okay, just let me get my pants on”

“Thanks guys, it means a lot that you’re helping”
Stan gives a smile and a thumbs up to Tweek who smiles back at Stan before he left the room to the couple. Right outside the door he could still hear the two of them right before he made his way downstairs.

“You know you’re really hot when you assert yourself Tweek”
“s-s-s-s-s-shut up and get dressed already”

Stan smiled and made his way to the end of the hall as he thought to himself.

So Craig and Tweek have been dating for half a year eh?” I wonder who else knew about them, ah whatever, At least Tweek looks like he can put Craig in his place when he needs to. And anyone who could put Craig in his place must at least be doing something right.
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