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How Did This Happen?	By : DamianTheSnowLeox & LunaBelle Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 3960 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Invitations

Salutations and Greetings friend!

After much debate and persuasion, I have decided to play host to a small social gathering, also known as a party. Each person that wishes to attend must bring at least one snack and one drink for everyone to share.

As sustenance, I will order a pizza if everyone would be so kind as to bring five dollars to help pay for it. Toppings and such will be decided once everyone who wishes to attend is present.

This upcoming Saturday, I will host the gathering in my backyard at Three O'Clock PM. Festivities will end between Twelve O’Clock PM and Twelve Thirty AM.

Signed, Edd

“Good morrow Sarah!” Chirped Edd as he saw her in the hallway before school began.

Sarah turned around “Someone’s looking excited today. Something happen?”

Edd nodded “I reconsidered your and Eddy’s proposal to host a party.” he held up a couple white envelopes “I’m passing these out to my compatriots.” he handed her one.

Sarah grinned “That’s great to hear! When is it?”

“This Saturday, all information needed is disclosed inside each envelope.” Edd waved “Farewell Sarah, I am going to find Eddy and Ed.” Double D walked away and saw his two Ed friends talking to Rolf. “Greetings friends!” he called over as he walked towards them.

Rolf grinned and waved “Rolf greets you most humbly my friend!”

Double D chuckled, he’s always found Rolf’s speaking habits interesting. “Eddy, I have reconsidered your proposition for a social gathering and,” he held out a white envelope to him “Here.” he handed one to Ed then Rolf.

“Rolf is most happy that you have considered him for your social gathering!” Rolf grinned wider “Rolf cannot wait to tell Victor!”

Ed put his hands into the air excitedly and yelled “YAY PARTY!”

Edd waved a hand “Hush Ed! I do not want people I do not know at my house!”

Ed giggled “Okay Double D.”

DD sighed then walked away, spotting Johnny “Salutations Johnny!”

Johnny looked up from his book “Oh, hello Double D.”

Edd sat down in front of Johnny and tilted his head “I was wondering, where’s Plank?”

Johnny sighed “My Parents sent me to a therapist and she said it wasn’t healthy for a teen my age to be friends with a piece of wood.” he sighed again “I don’t know what happened to Plank, I can only hope he’s in a better place.”

“Ah, sorry to hear that. You seem a lot more mature now though.” Edd noted.

Johnny shrugged “Effects of growing up and going to therapy every other day for the past two months I guess.”

Edd nodded then held out an envelope “Well, if you are free this Saturday, I am hosting a party. Maybe that’ll cheer you up?”

Johnny smiled a bit and took the envelope “Thanks Double D. I’ll see if I can make it.”

DD stood up “Good to hear Johnny. Farewell.” he walked away and spotted Jimmy “Hello Jimmy.”

Jimmy looked up at DD from where he was sitting “Oh, hello Edd. How are you?”

“I am doing very good Jimmy, thank you for asking.” he held out an envelope “Here you go Jimmy. An invitation to the social gathering I am hosting this Saturday.”

Jimmy’s eyes widened “R-Really? For me?”

Edd smiled “Of course Jimmy, you’re my friend. Good bye for now. Till then.” DD walked away then the bell sounded in warning. “Oh dear, I lost track of time!” He sped walked to his first period then sat down just as the bell rang again.

“Hey Double D.”

Edd turned around and saw Nazz behind him “Oh, greetings Nazz. What can I do you for?”

Nazz grinned as she leaned forwards “Little birdy told me you were throwing a party?”

Edd chuckled “I am.” He went into his bag and pulled out an envelope then handed it to her. “Here.”

Nazz took it and put it into her bag “Thanks Edd, invite the Kanker sisters or Kevin?”

Edd shuddered at the thought of the obsessed Kanker sisters “N-No… I could do without the three sisters if i’m to be honest with you...”

Nazz giggled “What about Kev?”

Edd shrugged “I wouldn’t think someone like him would care to go to a social gathering put on by a so called ‘dork’.”

Nazz nodded “I get that.” she leaned back into her chair and started to work on the class assignment.

Edd figured that was the end of the conversation so he turned back to his work as well.

Eddy was starting to annoy Edd by the first three minutes of History class. Half way through listening to Eddy’s party suggestions, DD was tempted to pull out his scotch tape and tape Eddy’s mouth shut. But, that was something that would get him on Eddy’s bad side so he decided against it. He instead went with shushing him loudly and burying his nose in his work.

When Edd entered Science class he was immediately excited; it looked like the class was going to do an experiment of some sort. He quickly sat down and eagerly waited for the class to start as Kevin joined him at the lab table. DD decided to try and play nice with the jock so he went with a simple greeting. “Hello Kevin.”

Kevin glanced at Edd then crossed his arms “Hi.”

Edd actually turned his head to look at Kevin and frowned “Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? The lights are not that bright.”

Kevin huffed “Why do you care?” He adjusted his sunglasses, put his crossed arms on the lab table then rested his chin on his arms.

Edd noticed the different air about Kevin and became genuinely concerned “Kevin?” the jock grunted “Are… Are you alright?”

Kevin huffed again “I’m fine, now stop talking to me, dweeb.”

The last part sounds like an afterthought, like Kevin wasn’t going to say it but decided to do it anyway. Edd wasn’t convinced, but he knew when people wanted space “Okay Kevin. I’ll respect your wishes.” Kevin looked actually relieved that Edd dropped the subject so DD focused on paying attention to Mr. McNeely and writing notes for the lab. While writing notes, Double D couldn’t help but notice that Kevin hasn’t taken off his biking gloves. His mind slipped from school mode as he got curious as to why the jock was not only wearing very dark sunglasses inside but also wearing gloves. He couldn’t be cold because even Edd was getting a bit warm. When class ended, Edd watched Kevin practically run out of the class, being the third one out of the door. On his way to lunch, someone looped their arm with Edd’s and the teen looked over and saw Sarah. “Oh, hello Sarah.”

“Hey D.” Sarah smiled at him as they walked “You excited for the party?”

Edd shrugged “I guess. It has been a while since i’ve been to anything like it. I cannot recall the last social gathering I attended.”

Sarah laughed “Well, need any suggestions or ideas?”

Edd grimaced slightly “No thank you. I have heard enough from Eddy today.”

Sarah chuckled “I hear ya there. See ya Edd.” she let go of his arm and walked away.

Instead of sitting at the table with Ed and Eddy, he decided to sit under a tree. DD settled down and sighed contently as he pulled out a sandwich baggy of celery sticks and a book.

“Hey Double D.”

Edd looked up from his book to see that Nazz sat down in front of him “Hello Nazz.” he blinked then tilted his head “Hey, could I perhaps inquire you about something?”

Nazz shrugged “Shoot.”

Edd bit his cheek then said slowly “Um… Have you noticed anything weird about… Kevin?”

Nazz blinked “Um, not really. Why?”

Edd shrugged “I am not sure. I noticed him wearing his sunglasses indoors and wearing gloves. I thought it was a bit odd.”

Nazz thought for a moment “Maybe he’s been smoking and he’s got bloodshot eyes.”

Edd’s eyes widened “Oh dear! That can’t be good for his health!”

Nazz stared at Edd then said “I meant he’s probably smoking pot. You know, cannabis? Marijuana?”

Edd blinked repeatedly “Why would he do that?”

Naz shrugged and crossed her arms “I’ve heard him and his Dad have screaming matches. He probably does it to relax, if he is doing pot. He could not be for all I know. I’m just guessing here.”

Edd looked down at his lap. He never knew Kevin and his Father were not on good terms. Then again, it didn’t look like he knew a lot about Kevin other than he’s a jock, an athlete, and a mechanical loving guy. “Oh. I see.” he blinked “Oh!” he reached into his bag and handed her an envelope “Here you are Nazz.”

Nazz took the envelope with a smile “Thanks.” she tilted her head “Why dontcha give one to Kevin? It'll be good for him to just chill out with friends.”

Edd hummed for a moment “I am not particularly fond of him but… I guess it would be rude to not invite him.”

Nazz grinned “Great! See ya around Double D.” She then stood up and walked away.

Edd yawned then looked at the time “Well, best get going.” He gathered his things then stood up and left for Botany class.

“Oh dear…” Edd gulped when he walked into Automotive class. From the look of the messy room, it looked like they were going to be dealing with oil and grease today.

Kevin pushed past him and smirked “Something wrong dweeb?”

DD gulped again then shook his head “N-No. Nothing at all.” He walked to his usual stool and stared at the four engines in the room. “Oh dear me…”

Mr. Gibson clapped twice “Okay, looks like everyone turned in their papers so we can actually work on the project I set up!” he grinned “Today you’ll be doing something simple, checking oil then replacing it if necessary. Afterwards you’ll be fixing up anything that doesn’t look right.” he held up a paper “This is the engine you’ll be working on in groups of three, it’s the same engine type from yesterday. All its parts are in a diagram on the back and it’s your job to see if there is anything missing or needs to be replaced.” He put the paper down and put his hands on his hips “Once you’re done with the engine, we’ll be putting them to the test! How smooth it runs is how I am going to grade you.” Gibson gave everyone a thumbs up “Good luck! Feel free to ask me any questions but I want to see what you guys can do!.”

Edd went over to one of the engines and leaned over “Hm, oil… oil.. Ah here.” he unscrewed the oil cap and pulled on it “Hm… does seem a little low.”

“It does doesn’t it.”

Edd jolted and saw one of the only girls in the class over his shoulder “Oh, hello. I did not catch your name.”

The black short haired girl smiled “Julie.”

Edd smiled back “Edd, or Double D, at your service.” he turned back to the oil “Um, here, hold this. I’ll get the oil container.” He handed Julie the cap then went over to where the supplies were. DD pulled down a oil container and opened it as he turned around “I believe this is ri- ACK!” Edd slammed into something solid and some of the oil splashed down his shirt “Oh for the love of!” He started panicking then heard an annoyed voice.

“Jezz dork, watch where you’re going!” Edd looked up to see that it was Kevin he ran into, some oil got onto his shirt as well and he was scowling down at it, his sunglasses still on his face and gloves on his hands.

Edd stammered “F-Forgive m-me Kevin! I-I of-offer my hum-humblest ap-ppologies!”

Kevin glared down at him “What the Hell were you thinking of opening it while you were walking dweeb?” He huffed then grabbed the bottle and cap from Edd, put the cap back on, then shoved the bottle back on the shelf “Come on, we need to get this shit out before it stains or something.” Kevin grabbed Double D’s left wrist and dragged him over to the sink in the back.

“E-Eep!” Edd yelped as he was dragged away “I-I appreciate the gesture but there is no need to drag me Kevin!”

Kevin glanced behind him but didn’t let go till they got to the sinks. Kevin then knelt down and pulled out a liquid soap stain remover. He heaved out the large container and put it on the counter. The next thing that happened almost gave Edd a heart-attack; Kevin shrugged off his jacket then reached down and tugged off his shirt.

“K-Kevin!” He quickly covered his eyes and blushed. However, he wasn’t quick enough to not see the pronounced abs that Kevin earned over the years of training “That’s very indecent!”

Kevin scowled “I’m not doing it because I want to dweeb. Take yours off too before it stains and let me wash it.”

Edd slowly lowered his hand, trying not to look below Kevin’s neck “T-Take off my shirt?”

Kevin’s scowl deepened “Yeah. That’s what I said isn’t it?”

Edd gulped, he got Kevin’s reasoning but he still wasn’t a huge fan of getting undressed, especially in school. “A-Alright then.” DD hesitantly reached down and pulled off his shirt then handed it to Kevin “H-Here…”

Kevin took the shirt wordlessly then turned to the sink, pulled off his gloves then and started to wash both of their shirts. He grumbled loud enough for Edd to hear “Since class barely started, if I do this right they should be dry enough to wear some time when class ends.”

Edd nodded then realized Kevin wasn’t looking at him so he didn’t know he was nodding “Uh, yes, thank you.” DD felt his cheeks burning with embarrassment as he stood there without a shirt next to a shirtless Kevin. Edd crossed his arms and rubbed this arms to try and fight off the slight chill he was feeling. As he watched Kevin scrub at their shirts, he noticed the major difference between his and the jock’s bodies. Kevin was definitely more muscular that he was, while he had practically non existent muscles and a thin frame. Meanwhile, Kevin had a muscled body that many boys would kill to have. He was at the point of having pronounced muscles but they were not overbearing, the perfect amount. Edd’s cheeks burned when he caught himself watching Kevin’s back and shoulder muscles moving to scrub out the oil. Edd noticed a faint bruise on the left side of his ribs, one on his shoulder and another newer looking one on the upper part of his right waist, there were also a few scratches but he assumed it was from a mechanical project, probably from working on his motorcycle. Double D shivered then rubbed his arms to try and warm himself up, suddenly realizing how thin he actually was compared to the jock.

Kevin glanced over at Edd, dried off one of his hands then picked up his jacket “Here.” He tossed his jacket to Edd who caught it then immediately put his hand back in the water.

“Uh…” Edd blinked repeatedly at Kevin.

Kevin went back to washing and said “Put it on, you're cold aren't ya?”

Edd blinked stupidly then jolted “Oh, yes. Th-Thank you Kevin.” He slipped on the jacket and closed the front.

“There's leather aprons on the drawer over there to my right. Wear one of those and get back to your group. I better not find oil on my jacket.” Kevin said without looking at the teen.

Edd nodded “Alright. Thank you again.” he knelt down and pulled out an apron and slipped it on. DD gave Kevin another look, got the oil bottle then went over to his group.
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