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Weird Wednesday	By : thatguywiththeface Category: +G through L > Gravity Falls Views: 29601 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Dipper and Mabel walked onto the rug. Dipper looked at his sister. “Ready?” Mabel nodded. Quickly rubbing their feet on the carpet, they then poked each other. Nothing happened. Dipper looked down at the pig sweater Mabel forced him to wear. “Do I really have to wear this thing? It makes me look like an idiot.”
Mabel glared at her brother. “First thing, pigs are adorable you poop head. Second, everyone is going to think that you’re me, so why would you care.”
“I guess you right.”
“Look don’t go all list crazy or mystery solving mode while you are in my body, you got it? Just try to look as adorable as you can. I’ll do the easy part and try get to Greg interested in me. Please, please don’t mess up for me. He might be …”
“He might the one, I know.” He didn’t know what was worse. The fact he was pretending to be his sister while his sister was pretending to be him so the guy can date her(him). Or the fact that this wasn’t even the weirdest thing he had to do this summer. It’s hard to top dancing in a lamb costume in pacify ghosts is pretty hard to top on the weirdness factor. “Please tell me I’m not going to have kiss him.”
Mabel rolled her eyes. “No, please don’t kiss my crush, that would be weird. Just figure out this whole carpet before that comes up.”
“Oh yeah, easy.”
Their Grunkle’s voice called out, “Kids, we’re about to open. Show time now!”
It was a busy day. Costumers walking around the gift shop, going through the tour. Mabel was given the task setting and resetting everything up in the tours. While Dipper was busy restocking the gift shop. After the long day, Mabel was grumbling as she dragged the deer bear statue back into the closet. When she came into the gift shop she saw Greg standing there.
“Greg!”
“Hey Dipper, your sister said that you would be here.” He nodded over to Dipper. Dipper half shrugged and half waved. Okay Mabel, time to be your own wing man.
“Yeah, my sister’s super cool. She’s totally rocking that cut sweater, right?”
“Ah, it’s okay I guess,” Greg said. Mabel could see her brother face palm over by the register.
Mabel could feel herself sinking. Time to do some investigating. “So what kind of girls are you in to? Like super cute or super mega ultra-adorable cute and which one do you find my sister?”
“You talk about your sister a lot.”
Why does Dipper’s body have to be so darn sweaty. “Well, only because she’s the best sister.” Maybe it was time to change the subject. “Why don’t you tell me about yourself.”
“Yeah okay. Want to walk around the woods with me?”
‘Of course I do!” Mabel yelled a little too loudly. “Hey, Soos, cover for me.”
“No problem dude.” Mabel waved at Soos while she and Greg run out into the woods. As the two walked, Mabel could feel the sun on the back of her neck. It was odd. Her neck was never exposed to the elements before. It was hard trying to hype herself up without making herself seem too eager or making it like her brother had a weird obsession with her. She didn’t want to scare him off. So she let Greg talked about himself. His parents, they are big time business executives in town for a meeting with Preston Northwest. He didn’t really have a lot of friends and none of his classmates really understand him.
They came onto a log. They both sat down.
“Thanks for listening. Most people think I’m a weirdo,” Greg said.
“Well, people think I’m weird too.” Which was true, her brother does have a reputation for being odd. Heck if Mabel was complete honest, so did she. “It’s nice to have someone to relate too.” Than Greg kissed her.
Oh my gosh he’s kissing me! This is fantastic! Wait a minute he’s kissing Dipper! Mabel mentally groaned. Well there goes my shot. Of course your next crush is gay. At least his not a bunch of gnomes in a hoodie. The right thing to do would be to stop kissing and tell him that she (and by she, she means Dipper) wasn’t gay. But she didn’t. His lips on hers felt so good. He could feel her head getting hot and fuzzy again, like back in the shower. She had another boner.
Meanwhile back at the shack, Dipper was dusting the selves. He hoped that Mabel wasn’t making him look like a goofball. He does have a reputation. Alright, it wasn’t a very good reputation but it was his.
“Hey Mabel,” a voice came from behind him.
“Wendy!” Dipper shouted.
“Could we talked in private?”
“Yeah, of course!”
Wendy turned to her co-worker. “Hey Soos, could you cover for us?”
“Actually dudes, I’m already covering for Dipper so I can’t really…”
“Okay thanks Soos!” Wendy shouts, pushing Dipper out the door.
Dipper could feel the sweat build up on his brow. He wondered if he could use if opportunity to see how Wendy really thinks of him. He would have to do it in a way that would raise suspicion. The duo stopped right behind the dumpsters. Dipper was so lost in his own thoughts that he barely registered that Wendy started talking.
“Hey, Mabel remember that…thing we talked about after we were almost killed by those crazy ghost?”
Dipper thoughts where going fast, Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. Can’t let her know I’m Dipper. What did they talk about? Did Mabel tell me? Can’t remember. Just have to wing it. “Yeah, of course I remember the thing. Like I could I forget the thing,” Dipper laughed. Nailed it.
“Well, I was talking to Robbie,” Wendy pause and took in a breath, “and his in to it.”
Great, Robbie. Maybe Dipper could work this to his advantage. Maybe as Mabel, he could convince Wendy to dump Robbie! “Good! I’m totally down with doing the thing with you and… Robbie.”
Wendy brows feruled. “Are you sure? Look last time we talked, we’re were just almost killed, our emotions were high.” Wendy closed her eyes, deep in thought. “Yeah forget it, this was a bad idea. You’re way too young…” Wendy hit on of Dipper’s buttons.
Dipper had no idea what she was talking about, but being called young made him blurt out, “No I’m not. I could totally do it.”
“Not with me and Robbie, not for your first time.”
“But it wouldn’t be my first time. I’ve totally done it before.”
“Like with two people?”
“Oh yeah doing it with two people is the best.”
“When the hell would you? What was it the gnomes?”
Dipper, having no idea what the hell they were talking about, was glad to have something familiar to grab on to. “You know what it was with the gnomes.”
“Those fucking bastards! I’ll kick their tiny asses!”
Dipper wasn’t sure why Wendy was so mad, but he didn’t want her to hurt herself chasing after magical creatures. “No, no, no. I asked them to. I loved it. I really loved it which why I want to do it again with Robbie.”
It was hard for Dipper to guess what Wendy was thinking. It was almost like she seemed was conflicted. “Alright, we’ll do it tomorrow afternoon. Robbie’s parents aren’t home. Unless you need more time to get ready…”
“No, no. I’ll be ready.”
Wendy took off her hat and ran her hands through her hair. “Sure. It’ll be a hell of a three way. See you then.” It took Dipper a minute to fully digest what she just said. Than Dipper just realized the conversation he had with Wendy as his sister. Dipper needed another swig of Mabel juice.
Meanwhile, Mabel was very busy with Greg. They were both standing up, bodies together as they were making up. When they broke apart all Mabel could say was, “Hee hee, our boners are touching.”
“Yeah, I wonder what it looks likes,” Greg said, eyeing Mabel’s crouch, “a boner I mean.” Greg’s face was beet red.
“Uh, you’ve never seen yours?”
“No like another guys.”
“Would you like to see mine?” Mabel felt bolder than she ever felt. Never had she ever considered doing something like this. Well, there was that one time when she and Wendy talked about having a three way, but that was 90% post we-just-survived-almost-getting-killed-by-ghosts euphoria and 10% smile dip high. It wasn’t a serious conversation. But now she wanted this. Not kissing or hand holding but sex. She was so light headed it was hard to focus on anything else. She pulled down her shorts relieving her hard member. Greg’s eyes widen. Mabel grinned. “I want you to touch it.” Greg looked nervous. Mabel grabbed his hand and guided it toward her penis. Greg firmly grasp it. Their breaths became louder and heavier as Greg masturbated Mabel. It didn’t take long for Mabel to cum into Greg’s palm. “Okay, it’s your turn.”
Mabel could hear her heart pounding in her chest as she reached for the boy’s belt. Once undone, his pants fell to his ankles exposing his hard dick. Mabel grabbed his base and began to lick the head. Greg grabbed Mabel’s hair with his hand that wasn’t covered in cum. Mabel slow put it in her mouth., swirling her tongue. Using skills mastered on popsicles, Mabel sucked Greg’s cock. Greg blasted inside Mabel’s mouth. He came so fast, she spits his dick out her mouth, showering her face. The semen tasted odd but not unpleasant. It was incredibly warm. It drippled down her chin.
Greg was in shock. “Oh God, oh Dipper. What the hell was that? That was amazing.”
The sound of snapping branches brought Greg and Mabel out of their daze. A pair of hikers came through the woods. The came to a stop when they saw, what appeared to them, two half naked boys covered in semen. “What the shit?” Mabel and Greg took off, pulling their pants up as they ran along. They came back to the shack and went to the back. They quickly cleaned themselves using a hose. After getting all the cum off, Greg turned to Mabel.
“My parents will be at an overnight meeting with the Northwests all night. I’ll have the hotel room to myself. Come over and we can continue." Mabel nodded and Greg quickly kissed her before running off. Mabel sat down in the dirt, completely disbelieving on what just happened.
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