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Extradimensional Besties are the Best!	By : GrayNeko Category: +S through Z > Star vs. The Forces of Evil Views: 43722 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Janna eased the backyard door of the Diaz house open, wary of the roar of a vacuum cleaner as Mrs. Diaz worked in the living room. She used the noisy appliance to mask her footsteps as she rushed upstairs while Mrs. Diaz had her back turned and slipped inside Marco's room. With the hard part done she slumped against his door, the tenseness she felt momentarily abated. Her fingers tightened around the strap of her backpack as she finally pushed off the door, making her way over to Marco's closet. She tested the slats on the door and found them adjustable, perfectly suiting her needs.
She stepped inside and pulled the door shut before unzipping her backpack and pulling out a camcorder and collapsible tripod. After a minute of setting up, adjusting, and testing she had a perfect shot of Marco's bed on the camcorder's screen. She powered down the device before jumping a little as the front door slammed shut and two voices rang out in greeting.
"Hey Mom!"
"Hi Mrs. Diaz!"
Janna froze at Marco and Star's voices before easing herself down and taking deep breaths until her heart stopped pounding. Her attempts to get calm were undone as feet began to pound their way up stairs and her whole body tensed as Marco's door was thrown open and his backpack flung into his room. She waited with baited breath but Marco didn't come any farther than the doorway and instead his footsteps followed the others down to Star's room.
Janna tried not to frown at the thought that Marco might renege on their deal but then she remembered that Mrs. Diaz was still home and realized Star and Marco would want the house to themselves. She settled in to wait, using her backpack as a cushion as she sat in the dark. Her mind wandered as the seconds rolled into minutes, her thoughts turning to the room's occupant: Marco Diaz, renowned Safe Kid. More accurately her thoughts turned to what had happened between them the last time she'd been in this house and it suddenly was way too warm in the closet.
In all honesty she didn't know what to think about him anymore. Unlike a lot of the kids at school Marco had never actually told her off for any of her antics, sure he got upset but never enough to say or do anything hurtful and in fact sometimes it seemed that he was disappointed that she was causing trouble. Initially that had really pissed her off, who was he to have any expectations of her? But the fact that he had never driven her away sort of endeared him to her, not that she had realized it then, and it gave her a chance to get to figure him out. That was when she realized Marco made no freaking sense.
He hated being known as the Safe Kid and yet couldn't seem to break himself of the habits that had earned him the nickname in the first place. She had never seen anyone so at war with themselves and it only all clicked into place once she determined he had a thing for her best friend Jackie. That discovery had been rough because it was at that point she realized she'd been harboring the hope that there'd been more to him never blowing up at her. The funny thing was how quickly she was able to get over it, sure she had felt a little insulted at first. After all she was a relatively cute girl (she wasn't going to delude herself, next to a knockout like Jackie she was merely cute) who was always up in his business, touching, poking, prodding and in the end he always seemed more concerned about damn near anything else. Finally she told herself she had come to accept the situation, Marco 's heart was set on someone else but she had watched him for so long and seen what a kind and considerate person he could be she was happy anytime he even looked her way. If she could just be a part of his life, even the annoying or frustrating part, that would be enough.
Or so she thought until along came Star Butterfly, magical princess and whirlwind of oddities. She made the impossible a fact of life and helped Janna realize there were other avenues available to her. Her initial plan had been to use Star's spellbook to summon some ancient being and hope it would offer up some wisdom without wanting to eat the planet in exchange but luckily for her the book had something she hadn't been expecting, Glossaryck.
The little blue dude, while a little bossy and definitely unhelpful when it came to actual magical advice, had been a great ear to talk off as long as she kept spooning pudding into him. He had even pitched in some of his own relationship advice occasionally though she doubted the lifestyles of a centuries old wizard and a teenage Earth girl had enough in common for anything he said to be all that useful.
"We're off to our dance lessons, you kids be good!"
Mr. Diaz's voice and the slamming of the door snapped her out of her thoughts and she sat up as she heard footsteps coming down the hallway. She listened intently, wondering if the show was about to begin.
"Sooo Star, my parents are gone now. What do you wanna do?" Marco sounded way too nervous for a guy who had a sure thing going on. Why couldn't he just relax more often?
"Oh we'll get to the festivities soon enough," Janna could practically hear the smirk in Star's voice as she imagined the princess stepping flirtatiously close. "But first I think we should satisfy a more basic hunger."
"Does that mean you want to order a pizza?"
"Marco!" Star sounded rather exasperated though Janna didn't understand why, a pizza sounded pretty good right about now. "Rule numero uno! You don't eat junk food or anything too greasy before a session of naughty fun. It makes you sluggish and can make a person feel down right unsexy."
'Huh, never considered that,' Janna thought before smiling as Marco uttered the exact same sentiment.
"That is why we're going downstairs and having a nice healthy assortment of fruits. We can order pizza after."
Their voices trailed off as they made their way to the kitchen and Janna waited until she heard the distant clatter of drawers before she eased the closet door open and crept out. She had intended to stay hidden until after Star and Marco had finished with their celebratory sex but thinking about Glossaryck had made her realize she had a perfect opportunity to chat him up. If she was quick she'd even be able to get back before Marco and Star made their way to his room.
Sneaking down the hallway even more quietly than usual she slipped inside Star's room, her heart racing with the fear of a creaky floor panel. Her good fortune continued when she spied a corner of Star's spellbook sticking out from under her bed, meaning she wouldn't have to go spelunking to unearth the massive tomb of mystic knowledge. Sliding the book out as gently as possible she opened to a random page, knowing her exploration would draw out the book's guardian soon enough.
"Now just who do you thinfphg mrfryr," Glossaryck started to say before Janna's hand covered his mouth, muffling him effectively.
"Hey Glossaryck, it's me Janna. The girl with the pudding cup, remember me?" she asked softly before taking away her hand.
Glossaryck took a moment to straighten himself out before continuing at a volume that made her wince slightly, "Of course I remember you my dear. What delicious pudding have you brought for me today?"
"Uhm, well actually I don't have any on me today. Wait! Don't go! Please?"
Her pleading tone stopped him from pulling the book shut and he floated back up to face level with a sigh, "Never let it be said that Glossaryck of Terms is not a gentleman. What can I do for you? Within reason."
"I, uh, I don't know if you're aware but the situation between me and Marco has kind of changed."
"Really? In what way?"
Janna was momentarily taken aback by Glossaryck's seemingly genuine interest, he rested his head on his hands as his diamond shaped pupils were aglow with curiosity. It also occurred to her that she couldn't really explain everything without telling him about Star and Marco and she didn't think telling the court wizard the princess was banging a member of her host family was such a great idea.
"Well it's just that he's changed since the last time we talked, Star's started to rub off on him. Which is great, he's been friendlier and even been down to hang out but I know there's at least one other girl he really wants to be with. The thing I didn't tell you last time is that I think I'm actually okay with that, as long as Marco is happy, I'm happy, even if he finds that happiness with somebody else. Is that weird? Am I pathetic for being alright with how things are?"
Glossaryck's features softened for a moment as tears formed in the corners of her eyes despite herself. She thought how she felt would change after actually being with Marco, that she'd want to be the one he wanted more than anything else, but right then she knew nothing had changed. Coming to that conclusion for the second time in her life was far more crushing than she was prepared for but at least this time she had somebody she could talk to about it. As she rubbed at her eyes she noticed Glossaryck floating in a meditative position, stroking his beard with an extra hand that emanated from his beard, "Well, it's certainly odd… by Earth standards at least."
"Wh-what do you mean?"
"The universe is a large place young lady, with as many different interpretations of the concept of love as there are stars in the sky. So yours doesn't fit a more conventional definition of this world, why should that bother you?" Glossaryck said as he reclined in the air.
A small smile bloomed on Janna's face as she nodded to the wizard's words. He was right, she'd spent her whole life doing things her way no matter what other people thought, why should she start feeling sad or embarrassed about it now?
"You're right Glossaryck, thanks. I really needed to hear that."
"Of course you did. Now if you'll excuse me, I've handed out enough sagely words sans pudding. Next time you want to talk it'll cost you an economy size container and if it's butterscotch I swear I'll make maggots spew out your ears for a whole month."
Janna managed to simultaneously chuckle and grimace at the threat as the wizard flew back into the book before it pulled itself closed and slid back under the bed. She made her way towards the door feeling far less anxious than she had in a while until she heard the telltale creak of the stairs. Her heart leapt into her throat and then she was flying down the hallway on the balls of her feet, which was no easy task in her boots. She slipped through the door and practically dove into the closet, pulling it shut just as the footsteps reached the top of the stairs.
"What's up Marco?"
"I thought I heard something. Are you sure all the laser puppies are downstairs?"
"Definitely. They won't be bothering us for a while. Now go get yourself ready, I'll be with you in just a moment."
There was a purr to Star's voice that had Janna's heart racing so she could only imagine how Marco was reacting. She reached over and turned the camera on, hitting the record button just as Marco stepped into view. His face was almost as red as his sweater and he shuffled towards his bed in a stupefied way. He sat on the edge in a daze before giving himself a shake and began undressing. Janna had to stop herself from pressing against the slats as she drank in the sight like it was a show meant for her. Watching him undress provided an entirely different thrill from happening upon him practically naked and she reveled in every little revelation of toned flesh. She couldn't hold back a smile as he got down to his underwear and considered them hesitantly, clearly unsure if he should go au natural or leave them so there was something to look forward to.
'Lose them! You can do it Marco you naughty boy!' Janna shouted in her head and had to clap her hands over her mouth to keep from cheering out loud as Marco dropped his drawers. Her breathing was getting heavier as she watched him lay out on his bed, trying out several positions as he tried to appear relaxed and sensual. Her hands began to wander down her body as she engraved every little detail of his body in the bedrock of her mind, one hand cupping her breast through her shirt as the other inched down her stomach.
"Very nice Marco, points for daring, but you could use to set the scene a little more. Something like this needs candles and a bed of rose petals."
Marco jumped despite himself and sat up, a snappy retort dying on his lips as he got a look at Star. Janna craned her neck to get a peek at Star but her vantage point didn't offer a good view of the door. Slowly Star swayed into view and Janna's breath caught in her throat. Janna wouldn't exactly consider herself bisexual but she could definitely appreciate what she was seeing. Star was wearing a crotchless leather bodysuit, a sleeveless black piece that huggingly clung to the portions of her ass it did cover. Her hair was done up in a single thick braid that still nearly reached the small of her back and she was twirling a riding crop with one hand while the other held the lube and condoms.
"Uh, Star? Did I miss something?" Marco asked nervously as she stepped closer, slashing the air with her crop.
"Well Mr. Diaz, you've expressed some concern over the fact that you get a little forceful in the act, so I, Mistress Butterfly, will be showing you the ropes of restraint," Star said with a surprisingly authoritative tone as she tapped Marco on the chest with her crop.
"Ropes of Restraint? Isn't that an artifact from 'Daggers & Doppelgangers'?" Marco asked with a chuckle that quickly died as Star stared down her nose at him with a small frown.
"You will address me as Mistress Butterfly and speak only when spoken to, is that understood?" She punctuated her point by planting a foot against his chest and knocking him onto his back.
Janna tried not to gasp at the sudden escalation but watching Star play this authoritative role so intensely was more exciting than she could have imagined. Marco was looking more and more nervous even as his body betrayed him, his shaft rising at Star's proximity.
"Uhm, yeah, I guess. I mean yes Mistress Butterfly," he quickly corrected himself as Star's eyes narrowed and the crop rose into the air. Her lips curled into a smile before she suddenly lost the demanding air and threw herself down onto the bed beside Marco, revealing to Janna the small circles cut out of the chest of her bodysuit to expose her nipples.
"Great, now let me explain a little more. I'm going to tie you to the bed and have my way with you, that way you can't lose control in a moment of passion. I figured I'd throw in a few other tricks so I'm going to blindfold you and put headphones on you so you can't hear anything either. Now before you say anything I just want to say that sometimes to gain control of something you first have to learn to surrender control. Besides, what if you discover you like it?" Star finished, wiggling her eyebrows at Marco suggestively.
Marco raised a doubt-filled eyebrow at Star's suggestion but he seemed to be considering her other words carefully, "What if I want it to stop?"
Star slapped a hand to her head in realization, "I can't believe I almost forgot a safeword! What should it be? Something that you wouldn't normally say during this sort of thing…"
"How about nachos?" Marco volunteered even though he was still clearly wrestling with the idea of what they were about to do.
"Perfect. Now are you ready Mr. Diaz?" she asked, her tone once more colder and calmer.
"Yes… Mistress Butterfly," Marco said, tacking on the title quickly as he ducked his head apologetically. It earned a pleased smirk from Star as she stood while he laid himself out on the bed. She spun her crop once more and it transformed into her wand which she grasped in both hands as she pointed it at Marco.
"Pleasant Pinioning Restraints!"
With a kaleidoscopic flash of colors Marco found himself bound, his wrists cuffed in fur lined braces strapped to his headboard while his ankles were similarly tied up. Instinctively he pulled and strained against them but they held fast and all he accomplished was making the wooden frame of his bed creak somewhat. For a moment true panic set in and he pulled harder, veins popping out along his arms and legs as he grunted with real effort. Star suddenly appeared over him, grabbing his face with both hands, "Marco, you need to calm down. Deep breaths, in and out, in and out, in and out. There we go, do you feel better?"
Marco blushed as he nodded and then averted his gaze, losing his composure so quickly felt mortifying. His only consolation was that Star seemed not to pay the incident any mind, as if it was to be expected. For her part Janna's knuckles were white as she gripped her knees, she didn't trust herself not to break the slats of the closet door as her heart hammered in her chest. They hadn't even really started yet and she was so tense her joints ached. She'd always wondered what bondage would be like and after this little peek into the world she suddenly doubted she'd have the fortitude to handle it.
"Do you want to keep going? There's nothing wrong with wanting to stop," Star said, drawing Marco's and Janna's attention to her as she stood over Marco, wand at the ready.
Marco took one more deep breath and released it slowly, "Please continue Mistress Butterfly."
"Keep that up and you might just earn a special treat," Star purred before raising the wand over her head. "Nubilous Obsidian Ribbon!"
As she waved her wand overhead a stream of pure darkness seamed to leak from it, hanging in the air until a length several feet long was formed. Once she dropped her wand the line she had drawn began to fall and she plucked the pitch-black cloth from the air. Janna bit her lip as she watched Star climb up onto the bed, straddling Marco's waist as she leaned over him and wound the fabric around his head. Once more Marco couldn't control his body's response to Star's proximity and he grew hard, his erection occasionally prodding Star's exposed cheeks as she shifted while blindfolding him. She sat back as she finished, perfectly hotdogging his cock between her ass cheeks and drawing a hearty moan from Marco.
"Can you see anything?" she asked as she slowly rocked her hips, grinding his shaft against her butt.
"N-no Mistress Butterfly," he breathed, his fists clenching as his toes curled, the desire to take hold of Star already growing maddeningly strong.
"Ready for the last part?" Star asked as she reached behind her and grabbed Marco's balls, causing him to jump in surprise before melting as she massaged them slowly. He was panting so hard all he could do was nod to which Star responded by tapping her wand against his head, wordlessly conjuring a pair of pastel blue headphones that effectively covered his ears. She leaned down and lifted one off just a little so she could whisper to him, "I want you to imagine that I'm Jackie Lynn Thomas."
Janna wished she could hear what Star was saying but her curiosity was quickly turned in another direction as Star dismounted and stood beside the bed. She cupped Marco's chin before trailing her fingers down his body, appreciating the effort he put into making himself so smooth. A small gasp of surprise escaped Marco as she circled one of his nipples before giving it a flick. Her hand continued to travel down, tickling his sides enough to make him squirm before he became as still as stone when her hand reached his pelvic bone. Janna watched with growing excitement as Star's hand inched closer and closer to Marco's dick.
"You can come out now."
Janna blinked in confusion as Star suddenly spoke, unsure who the princess was talking to until she looked over her shoulder directly at the closet. Janna fell back as panic suddenly gripped her heart but remained quiet incase Star was somehow bluffing. Her hopes were dashed as Star pivoted so she was facing the closet, her hand still teasingly close to Marco's cock which throbbed in anticipation.
"Come out now or I'll make you come out," Star said in a singsong way, hoisting her wand to emphasize her threat. Janna considered making a run for it, just dashing across the room and out the window but the fall didn't appeal to her. Plus, there was a good chance Star would blast her with a spell before she got anywhere near the window, and she didn't feel like getting hit with a narwhal any time soon. With a sigh of defeat Janna stood and opened the closet door.
"Hey Star, how's it hanging?" she said casually as if nothing at all was odd about the situation.
Star regarded her coolly, which was both expected and surprising since Janna could imagine a lot of people reacting that way but Star was usually unflappably chipper.
"I'm glad you're here Janna."
"You are?" she couldn't help but ask, quirking a bewildered eyebrow at Star.
"Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you but before we start why don't you have a seat?" Star said, indicating Marco's desk chair. As Janna pulled it to her and sat, she couldn't help but notice Star had been gently stroking Marco the entire time.
"So, uhm, what do you want to, uh, talk about?" Janna asked as she tried not to blush or press her knees together so tightly.
Star continued to maintain her unusually haughty attitude as she clambered back up onto the bed, straddling Marco reverse cowgirl style. She picked up where she left off stroking him, slowly running her hand from base to tip and back again until his helmet became slick with precum. Janna watched intently, completely absorbed by the act despite her efforts to maintain eye contact with Star.
"What do you want from Marco?"
Even though it was a quick adjustment she nearly hurt herself as her head snapped up to look at Star.
"I don't want anything from him," she said cautiously, Star's attitude was really off-putting and it was making her more and more nervous.
"Then why did you seduce him the last time you were here?"
"Seduce him? He tried to seduce me!" Janna yelled as she leapt to her feet, unable to contain her outrage at the accusation. As soon as the words had left her mouth a dark thread wove its way into her thoughts and she couldn't stop herself from asking weakly, "That… that isn't what he's been saying is it?"
"What?! No, no, no, oh my gosh Janna no," Star said as her austere manner suddenly crumpled at the look of pain on Janna's face. "It's just that Marco's my bestie so I want what's best for him and we've been working on this whole Jackie thing and then you come out of nowhere and I'm so sorry for accusing you like that-"
Star's rambling was cut short by an emphatic moan from Marco and both girls looked down to find him throwing his head side to side as he bucked his hips, pistoning his cock in Star's grip.
"Excuse me one moment Janna, Mistress Butterfly needs to handle this," Star said as her face settled into a stern mask that reminded Janna of the looks Ms. Skullnick often gave her. Star slid backwards before lifting herself up a little and planting herself on Marco's face. He thrashed momentarily but a firm hand from Star on his chest settled him down quickly and then a sigh escaped her as his tongue pressed at her slit.
"So where were we? Oh yeah, so Janna what's your deal then? You seem to like Marco, that much is obvious," Star said, her tone very conversational even as a blush crept into her cheeks from Marco's ministrations. Janna's knees ached from pressing together so hard and for once she wasn't able to maintain her nonchalant veneer.
"I just want him to be happy, that's why I'm always messing with him, trying to get him to loosen up so people don't think of him as the Safe Kid," she said, unable to keep a waver from her voice, though whether it was from sadness or arousal Star could not tell. "You know the real kick in the head is that you've had more of an effect on him in the few months you've been here than I have in all the years I've known him."
"Janna…" Star said softly, clearly stunned by the other girl's reaction. She reached down and eased Marco's head back, leaving him to gulp for air as she climbed off the bed and padded over to Janna. Janna got a good look at her stiff nipples and glistening mound before Star leaned forward until she dominated Janna's view and then pulled her into a hug. Janna returned it stiffly at first before Star gave her a comforting squeeze and whispered in her ear, "I'm glad I'm not the only one looking out for Marco. Now would you like to help me with him?"
Janna let out a soft whimper of disbelief at her good fortune but had to ask, "You're not mad at me for spying on you guys?"
"Pfft, please I knew what you were up to as soon as Marco told me what happened between you two," Star said as she slipped a hand under Janna's jacket and began pulling it off her.
"And you're really okay with me joining you two?" Janna persisted in asking despite her good fortune.
"If you want to watch that's fine with me," Star said before pressing herself to Janna in a way that was far more intimate than a hug. Her breath hitched as Star pressed her thigh between her legs, "I just figured since you helped Marco you deserved to have a little fun too."
Janna moaned faintly, caught off guard by Star's advances she allowed herself to be stripped down until she was just in her panties and boots. Star stood back and examined Janna with an admiring eye, "You should really try to show some of this off, these loose-fitting clothes don't do you justice."
A blush crept across Janna's face and she drew in on herself shyly, almost causing Star to coo at how adorable the fact was that she could barely handle a compliment like that. With more prompting from Star her boots and panties soon joined the rest of her clothes.
"Have you been with girls before?" Janna asked as she fidgeted, despite her often sprightly behavior the fact was she wasn't nearly as adventurous as she made herself out to be, at least sexually anyway. Star's sexual forwardness had her head a-swirl with thoughts both confusing and exciting.
"Once, during a game of Spin-the-Skull back when I was dating Tom. Her dad was an incubus so it was pretty incredible. You know, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that was the beginning of the end for me and him, he was so jealous and angry after that, which never made any sense since the whole thing was his idea.
"Anyway, that's beside the point. What about you? Marco told me you said were excited by me and him getting together so you've got a little experience, right?"
Janna ducked her head as she held her hand across her stomach, "I, uh, I mostly said that because I thought Marco would think it was hot."
Star's shoulders slumped as her face became the picture of bafflement, "Is that a thing here on Earth? I get pretending to be interested in a hobby for the sake of someone you like but why do people on Earth make sex so complicated?"
"What's it like on Mewni?"
"Sex is… open and fun, it's a way for friends to enjoy each other's company and show how much they care for each other, for those who aren't in exclusive relationships anyway. At least that's how it is for those who aren't royalty," Star added the last part almost sourly before a frustrated sigh escaped her. The last thing she wanted to think about right now was the responsibility she shouldered as a princess.
"That sounds amazing Star," Janna said with a sigh of her own, though hers was far more wistful.
"It is, which is why"—Star suddenly closed the distance between them, wrapping her arms around Janna and grabbing her ass with both hands—"we're going to have some fun."
Janna let out a small gasp before squeezing Star in return, her doubts and confusion gone as the princess pulled her towards the bed. Hesitantly her lips brushed Star's before embracing her passionately which Star excitedly responded to by darting her tongue into Janna's mouth. As they sloppily made out Star spun them until Janna bumped into the bed frame and then pulled back. She flashed Janna a wicked smile as her hands trailed up Janna's hips and then took a firm hold of her, spinning her in place until Janna was facing the restrained Marco. He had grown soft during their little chat and fidgeted occasionally but the fact that he hadn't said anything seemed a true testament to his trust in Star.
"I want you to take care of Mr. Diaz," Star said, her voice once again colder and more commanding even as she lovingly caressed Janna's breasts. "I'm going to show you what the incubus's daughter taught me."
Janna shivered as Star whispered in her ear while trying to repress a moan as Star rolled her nipples between thumb and forefinger. She couldn't resist Star as she bent her over, positioning her at Marco's crotch before Star knelt behind her. Her breath washed over Marco's limp cock, causing it to twitch ever so slightly. She used one arm to steady herself and with the other she caressed his balls as she had seen Star do. Marco immediately responded with a moan as his cock sprang to life once more.
Janna gave the rising helmet several quick kisses before it was her turn to moan as Star went to work on her. The princess had been running her hands over Janna's ass before suddenly spreading her cheeks apart and diving tongue first. Star might have been acting cold and domineering but there was nothing but eagerness as she lapped at Janna's folds. Star's tongue worked at every nook and cranny, causing Janna to shiver at her intense ministrations but still allowed her to keep her focus on Marco.
Marco, for his part, was handling it all very well. Sensory deprived as he was, he had no idea Janna had become involved and during the time she and Star had talked he had found a center of calm partially in thanks to his martial arts training. He knew he had to work on his staying power and this seemed the most logical course of action. The amazing part was that it was really working as Janna teased him with her tongue, running it along the length of his shaft while occasionally popping the head in her mouth and sucking vigorously. He still moaned occasionally, especially when Janna moaned into him, which he assumed was Star just getting herself off, but in general he simply lay there. This did not escape Janna and she redoubled her efforts, slipping down to take one of his perfectly smooth balls in her mouth, causing him to jump at the sensation. At first he was terrified of the proximity of teeth to his testicles but Janna lovingly rolled his ball over her tongue before sucking intensely while pistoning her hand up and down the length of his dick and his fear was forgotten as the combination of sensations shattered his center of calm.
"OooOoohh Mis-uh-mistress Butterfly, that feEEels amazing," Marco breathed loudly, clearly unable to hear his own voice as it was punctuated by moans and gasps.
Janna felt a little stab of anger at not being acknowledged, even though there was no way Marco could have known she was there, and decided it was time to let Marco in on the secret. Her hand left Marco's cock and began to make its way toward the blindfolded. She was just shy of her goal when she felt something swiftly and sharply strike her left ass cheek. Marco's ball popped out of her mouth as she let out a yelp and when she turned her head she found Star glaring down at her disapprovingly.
"What the hell Star?"
"That's Mistress Butterfly and if you try anything like that again without my permission I will have to teach you a lesson," Star said harshly as she bent her riding crop in her hands until it creaked.
For a moment Janna was confused before it dawned on her exactly what she had agreed to when Star asked her to join them. She immediately began wracking her brain for the safe word they had decided on earlier only to draw a blank as she panicked. She knew it was a food! Pizza? No, her gut told her that wasn't right. She should just tell Star she wasn't ready, she was sure Star would understand… but at the same time her insatiable curiosity wanted to experience everything Star had to offer.
"I'll forgive you your little transgression if you show me how sorry you are," Star said, interrupting Janna's thoughts as she stepped closer and reached down, spreading the folds of her pussy apart so Janna could see her flushed inner walls. Janna swallowed nervously at the sight even as it had her heart racing. She haltingly turned until she was sitting on the floor, pinned between Star and the bed frame as Star moved even closer. She reached up with unsure hands, gripping Star's hips from behind, forcing the princess to thrust them forward a little. Janna kissed her folds tentatively, pulling back just enough for her to lick her lips cautiously. Her eyes widened as several unusual flavors danced across her tongue, she hadn't been expecting Star to taste like caramel and maple syrup but given what she knew about the otherworldly girl it was only a slight surprise.
Her grip on Star's hips tightened as she eagerly slid her tongue into her pussy, earning a delighted stroking of her hair from Star. The stroking quickly turned into Star gripping her head tightly as she used Janna as ballast while leaning over the bed so she could attend to Marco again.
Marco had been glad for the reprieve, being played with like that had felt amazing and he had been afraid he wouldn't have lasted much longer and the cry he felt through his dick nearly put him over the top as he imagined Star bringing herself to a climax. As he had lay there panting he had to admit this little scenario Star had cooked up was exciting, even with the potential for the unknown filling him with terror, and especially the way she kept bringing him so close to the edge of an orgasm before backing off. He didn't know she could read him this well and despite the eroticism of the moment it truly endeared her to him as his bestie. It was during this revelation that Star bent over and wrapped her lips around his cock.
With her hands occupied holding Janna in place and keeping her balance she relied on her tongue to tease his shaft. His helmet was a lollipop as she swirled her tongue around it, occasionally running it the length of his cock with a playful flick when she reached the top. Out of the corner of her eye she could see the effect she was having on Marco as his whole body tensed and he threw his head back and forth. The sight of her bestie in the throes of passion while trying something new gave her a warm tingling feeling down in her gut, or was that Janna? The girl was going at Star's pussy pretty intensely, though that might have been in part because Star was nearly smothering her.
Janna had gone from exploring Star's pussy to focusing her attention on Star's clit. Every flick of her tongue made Star's thighs squeeze reflexively and finally Star could no longer split her attention between Marco and Janna. She pulled off Marco and crashed onto Janna's lap, embracing the out of breath girl passionately. As their tongues wrestled the taste of Star's pussy and Marco's dick mingled in their mouths, causing the girls to moan emphatically into each other as their hands descended between their legs. They rested their foreheads against each other as they worked themselves to a frenzy and as the pleasure built within their bodies they looked into each other's eyes. Janna's breath caught in her throat as Star's eyes pulsed with light, turning them into a mesmerizing prismatic display of every hue of blue.
Janna found her orgasm suddenly intensifying as she stared, transfixed by the hypnotic sway of Star's eyes. She tried to bite her lip to suppress the cry that was working its way out of her but there was no stopping her scream of ecstasy. Only when there was absolutely no air left in her lungs did she finally collapse, slumping against the bed a sweaty mess.
Star was breathing heavily but seemed nowhere near as worn out as Janna as she made it to her feet, if somewhat unsteadily. She clambered over Janna onto the bed, straddling Marco's waist as she threw her thick braid over her shoulder.
"Marco, time to join the party," she said as she pulled off the headphones.
"Huh? Are we doing something different Mistress Butterfly?" Marco asked as he turned his head towards where he thought he'd be facing Star. Star pushed up the blindfold and Marco blinked at the sweaty, flushed visage of his bestie before pulling a double take as he spotted Janna out of the corner of his eye. "Star! What is she doing here?! Janna what are you doing here? Nachos! Nachos!"
"Nachos! I knew it was a food!" Janna declared as she pulled herself up to sit at the foot of the bed. She rested her head in her hand as she smirked at him, "You know I seem to remember someone saying I could swing by if I wanted to. What happened to that offer?"
Marco sputtered for a response as Star magicked away his restraints but he was still coming up empty as he pulled himself up to a sitting position.
"Relax Marco, it was my choice to let her join," Star said as she sidled up alongside Marco, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Ok and I appreciate the fact that you were in control when you made that decision but I'm not sure how comfortable I am with this."
"With what Marco?" Star asked.
"With another person being involved in an intimate situation, that's just not how I think of sex."
"But Marco you've already been with both of us, what's the difference between that and this?" Janna asked with a tilt of her head.
Marco rubbed at the back of his head as he sought to make himself clear, "I was with both of you individually, where you were each the sole focus of my attention. I just feel that if I'm going to be with someone, that's what they deserve, one hundred percent of everything I have to offer."
Each of the girls had a small smile on their face as they looked at Marco before nearly echoing each other, "Marco, that's so-"
"—sweet," Star said as she nuzzled against his shoulder.
"—dorky," Janna snorted with a chuckle before ducking her head and blushing as Star fixed her with a glare. "I mean, yeah it's nice but you're not going for nice Marco, you're a bad boy. Bad boys do all the stuff other people think is over the top or impossible and this right here is a perfect opportunity."
"Y'know, she kinda has a point Marco," Star said thoughtfully, earning a hurt look from Marco. "Think about it Marco, this is all prep so you'll be ready for anything with Jackie and if you were willing to let me take control why not give this a try?"
Marco's mouth opened to protest but no words came as he realized there was no clear-cut reason to say no.
"Okay, so how does this work?" Marco finally asked as he finished pulling the blindfold off his head.
"Well, it's kind of like before only this time you're going to have to give two hundred percent," Star said before leaning in to kiss Marco. She bore him back down as their tongues wrestled and then Marco grunted as he felt lips wrap around his cock, glancing past Star to catch Janna sultrily looking up at him as she began to bob her head up and down on his cock.
It was almost as if the two girls were of one mind as Star straddled his stomach, blocking his view of Janna as she made herself his focus, sliding her slick folds down his abdomen until she came to rest against the base of his cock. Marco and Star shared a gasp as the heat of their loins mingled and then that gasp became a moan as Janna's tongue teased them both. She had switched from felating Marco to running her tongue along the underside of his cock, lapping at Star's sex as well when she reached the base.
"Let's see if you can keep pace with me Janna," Star said as she pinned Marco's arms down to brace herself. She began to raise her ass up, causing her slick pussy to slide along the length of Marco's dick which was kept in place by Janna who ran her tongue up the underside at the same rate that Star moved at. Marco's eyes nearly bugged out of his head at the mix of sensations that he felt, though the most notable was Star's heat and the underlying risk of genital on genital contact. He tried to voice that concern but Star began to move faster while also rising higher and his words were lost to a guttural moan.
Star wanted to watch her bestie's face as it contorted with pleasure but her eyes were screwed up tight as she focused on maintaining her grind against Marco's cock while also not faltering every time Janna managed to sneak a lick in. This was the first time she had ever let a cock come into contact with her royal treasure and though there was no penetration the daring excitement of it made it feel like a horde of warnicorns were stampeding in her chest. She had never felt a thrill like this and coupled with the exquisite pleasure every downslide on Marco's dick brought her as her clit was ground against him made her go even faster.
Janna tried to keep up with Star but quickly found herself outpaced as Star pressed Marco's cock against her face. Rather than protesting she allowed herself to brace his dick while she once more lapped at his balls, sucking on one before skillfully transitioning to the other. Even with Star mashing his cock against her face she could feel him tense as he was pushed to the brink of euphoria.
"St-star! I'm goi-going to cum. You n-need to st-stop!"
"Why… on Mewni… would I do that?" Star asked between pants and nibbles at Marco's neck.
A growl of frustrated panic worked its way out of Marco as a surge of strength shot through him, allowing him to free his arms from Star's grasp. Before she could react he had grabbed her ass with one and forced her down, pressing her crotch against his stomach. With his other hand he grabbed his cock and aimed it away from Star, which through perverse luck pointed it directly at Janna's face. She had pulled back at the sudden commotion and was rewarded for her quick reaction with Marco's pulsing rod leveled at her. She didn't need to see it twitch to know he was ready to blow and greedily wrapped her lips around his cockhead just as he exploded.
Marco grunted and gasped as he came, the initial blast so intense that some spilt down Janna's chin. Star mewled her protest as his fingers sank into the meat of her ass but Marco held her in place until he was spent. He finally went limp with a groan, panting from the exertion as one of his legs twitched occasionally.
"Marco… what the hell?" Star asked she pushed herself up before crossing her arms as she looked down at her bestie with more than mild irritation.
It took Marco a moment to compose himself, mostly because Janna was still working at his cock and the sudden sensitivity that followed climax made him thrash uncontrollably until she pulled back. "Star, I had to. I'm not wearing a condom."
"So? We weren't even properly doing it."
"And penetration isn't always necessary for pregnancy to occur. If even a little bit of my sperm got into you somehow there's a chance, although unlikely, that it could still happen; and neither of us wants to have that talk with our parents."
Star pursed her lips in skepticism until Janna coughed behind her. "Actually, he's right Star, we covered that in Sex-Ed. He's just trying to keep you from winding up preggers. Oh, speaking of which," Janna wiped up the cum that had spilt down her chin and popped her finger in her mouth, moaning softly as she savored the flavor. "Have you been making him eat more pineapple? He tastes much sweeter than the last time."
Star was speechless as she looked from one to the other before she leaned down and took Marco's head in both her hands.
"Uhm, Star?" was all Marco was able to say before she kissed him. It was a slow kiss, lacking lustful energy but overflowing with passion. As it went on Janna nearly fell off the bed as she leaned to the side to watch them. The sudden jarring of the bed as she caught herself finally broke the kiss and as Star pulled back Marco was left wide eyed and stunned.
"What was that all about?" Janna asked, voicing the words Marco couldn't find.
"You've always got my back and I want you to know how much that means to me," Star said softly, her cheeks flushed with something other than lust at the moment.
"N-no problem Star," Marco managed to get out as he found himself fighting back feelings he thought had been put to rest.
Star seemed oblivious to Marco's inner turmoil as she suddenly beamed enthusiastically. "Now Marco, while we're waiting for you to go again why don't you and I give Janna a proper thanks?"
Janna blinked as they both turned to her and before she knew it, she was pulled between the two of them. Marco held her from behind, his strong arms keeping her firmly in place as Star pried her legs apart. Janna was literally quivering with anticipation after having such an intense orgasm only a short while ago, prompting Marco to squeeze her tighter. She let her head fall into the crook of Marco's neck, sighing blissfully at how perfect this moment felt.
"I really do have to thank you for that tip you gave me," Marco whispered in her ear before nibbling on it while one of his hands shifted to cup and massage her breast.
"Don't think I'll let you off with a little touching and kissing." Janna moaned before gripping Marco's shoulder tightly and whispering, "I want you inside me Marco."
She didn't get a chance to say anymore as Star latched onto her clit while thrusting several fingers into her. Janna stiffened in Marco's arms and her legs tried to close on Star but the princess easily overpowered her without interrupting her ministrations. She bit her lip as Star teased her clit with her tongue and Marco began kissing her available shoulder. As her breath quickened and her heart began to hammer, she found her arousal heightened by the fact that all of this was being recorded and she would be able to relive this moment as often as she wanted.
It seemed that Marco and Star really were the perfect duo no matter what they set their minds to because Janna had never been worked into a climatic frenzy so quickly in her life. Between Marco kissing and nipping at her neck while rolling a nipple between his fingers and Star's relentless assault on her clit and pussy she was struggling to fight back a keening cry of pleasure. That quickly became impossible when Marco and Star simultaneously bit her and she seized up entirely. The pleasure that shot through her was brief but so acutely intense that she was left gasping and sputtering momentarily, causing Marco and Star to look on with concern until she managed to signal to them that she was okay.
"Well, I guess that means she's ready for the next part," Star chuckled as she reached for the condoms that had been laying on the stand next to Marco's bed.
"Nnn-nugh-nnooo," Janna groaned as she feebly waved her hand at them in what must have been a lame attempt to grab them.
"Uh, Janna what's your problem?" Star asked as she cocked a quizzical eyebrow.
"Ugh, she has something against condoms," Marco said, unable to hide his annoyance at her behavior.
Star blew a dismissive raspberry before saying, "Oh is that all?"
"It's kind of the cornerstone of the argument Star, not something you can just dismiss," Marco argued.
Star looked to Janna, addressing her as if they were amid court proceedings, "Janna, what would you say bothers you about the condom, the lack of risk or the feel of it?"
"Both! It gets in the way of real intimacy!" Janna said, having had a moment to gather herself.
"Well what if I told you I could eliminate the feel part of it, meet you halfway?" Star had switched tactics and now spoke almost like a used car salesman.
"Star, if you're talking about using magic on my junk then I'm going to have to say no to this idea," Marco interjected nervously, the haunting memories of a tentacle appendage almost visible in his eyes.
"Of course not Marco, it will be adjacent to your junk. Now fetch me a sock and I'll show you."
Marco reluctantly leaned off his bed and scooped up one of his discarded socks, handing it to Star with just a touch of skepticism.
Star held the sock in one hand and her wand in the other as she closed her eyes in concentration. The others watched as her wand began to glow brighter and brighter until it pulsed with a blinding flash that left Marco and Janna blinking away spots.
"Ta-da!" Star said when they could see again, looking triumphant as she held up the hand that had held the sock, which was seemingly unchanged.
"Congratulations Star, it's not on fire," Marco said flatly.
"What's different about it?" Janna asked as she reached out to poke it only to have her finger pass right through it. "Whoah!"
"Neat huh? It's a charm from the spell book that I tweaked a little. See?" She demonstrated by sticking her hand into the sock, showing how her hand failed to pass through it on the inside.
"Wait, so if it's intangible on one side but not the other..." Janna trailed off, trying to puzzle out Star's plan.
"Does that mean if cast on a condom it will still function but won't be felt?" Marco finished as he put all the pieces together.
"Correctomundo! So what do you say Marco?" Star asked she held up her wand and a condom.
For a moment Marco was pensively quiet before shrugging, "Sure, but only if Janna is okay with it."
"Oh I am so down! Do your thing Star!" Janna said excitedly.
Star unwrapped the condom and one blinding flash later was helping Janna slip it onto Marco's dick. It was a curious sensation, Marco could feel the condom but the girls only felt the skin of his dick, having only the lip of the condom to guide it down his shaft.
"Alright! Get ready for one hell of a ride Marco!" Janna said as she began to push him down, only to be stopped by Star who once more wore her cold, domineering expression.
"Not so fast, I'm still in charge and I have a particular vision of you and Mr. Diaz," Star said as she twined the discarded blindfold around her hand.
Janna found herself pinned to the bed as Star pulled her arms behind her back, using the blindfold to bind her wrists together. Janna looked to Marco as panic began to make her breath quicken and he reached out to reassuringly stroke her hair, recognizing the same loss of control that he had experienced.
"It's okay, you're fine. If you want to stop just remember the safe word, got it?"
His words and touch helped and Janna nodded before letting out a deep breath just as Star finished. Her arms were expertly bound from wrist to elbow, leaving her no room to attempt to wriggle out of her restraints.
"Ok, now what?" Janna asked, trying to play it cool despite the fact that she couldn't sit up and her ass was sticking in the air.
"Now Mr. Diaz will come down here and bring the lube with him," Star instructed, waiting patiently as Marco shifted around the bed until he was behind Janna. She quickly slipped the bottle from his hands and squirted a generous amount into her hand which she then applied to Marco's cock. Even with the condom on he shivered at the sensation of her hand gliding along the length of his shaft. Once he was thoroughly coated she slathered the remaining lube over Janna's swollen mound, even going so far as to slip two fingers inside her and roughly thrash them about, forcing a squeal from Janna that faded into a moan.
"Mr. Diaz I think you know what to do next," Star said as she slipped from in between them and repositioned herself at the head of the bed. She teasingly spread her legs before a dazed Janna who was already thrusting her ass towards Marco as the cold fire of the lube filled her with a need to get fucked.
Marco hands gripped Janna's hips firmly as he guided her to line up with his cock. Even as his cock came to dock with the entrance to her pussy he had to admit to himself that he was somewhat terrified. There where so many things that could go wrong, mainly with Star's magic, that he found himself hesitating until he looked to Star and found her beaming with pride at him. It was that silent reassurance and unspoken vow to get through whatever may come as a team that gave him the push, literally.
Janna moaned as Marco finally thrust into her, his huge, lubed cock barreling down her canal like a battering ram set on fire. It made her eyes want to roll back into her head and that was just the first thrust. Star's spell was working perfectly and Janna quivered as Marco's cock, even slickened, managed to drag on the walls of her vagina as he pulled back. She could have revelled in that sensation forever but Star had other plans for her as she found the princess's pussy pressing against her mouth. With her arms bound she had no choice but to squirm into a better position so she could properly eat out Star. The three teens filled the room with a chorus of moans and bodies colliding as their ménage a trois continued.
At Star's instructions they changed positions, first rotating Janna onto her back so Star could ride her face while holding her ankles. Marco couldn't believe the difference it made as his cock sunk deeper into Janna until a small bump appeared just a little above where she shaved her pubic hair. Janna meanwhile was sputtering with every thrust, barely able to focus on Star's pussy as Marco's cock struck a sweet spot she had only ever managed to brush, coincidentally with a brush. Star almost punished Janna for her lackluster performance but considering the growls of pleasure and bit-back curses she found it commendable that Janna was still trying. To make up for it she brought Janna's legs together, allowing her to keep Janna in the same position with one hand with the added bonus of squeezing Marco's cock just a little bit more. The real benefit of this position was that she was able to reach out with her other hand and pull Marco into a kiss.
Marco had to slow his thrusts as he and Star kissed wantonly, panting every time their lips parted. His head was spinning and his body's endurance was nearing its limit but for the first time since he lost his virginity he wasn't ready for it to end. He pulled out of Janna, earning a shocked gasp from her and a quizzical look from Star as he halted their make out session. He clambered off the bed and pulled Janna to him, causing the bound girl to cast confused looks between him and Star. Despite that she voiced no protest as Marco carefully stood her up and turned her to face Star.
Janna bit back a squeal as Marco lifted her off the ground, spreading her legs wide open as he held her up by her thighs. Her heart pounded wildly as the position and her bound arms put her even more at his mercy. She watched Marco from the corner of her eye before moaning as the length of his cock thrust against her folds. He bucked his hips several more times, each time the tip of his cock just shy of achieving penetration but leaving Janna sputtering as it managed to brush her clit each time. Finally, they let out harmonious sighs as Marco resheathed his dick within her. Janna had only a moment to bask in that blissful fullness before Marco began to hungrily thrust his hips.
It was almost too much for Janna, it had to be a dream. Except that she knew not even in her most vivid of dreams could she imagine the kind of pleasure that made her lower half feel like it was melting. This was everything she could have asked for, not just Marco fucking her but also acting like he wanted to fuck her. Her tongue hung from her mouth, painting her into of an image of lewdness as Marco's cock pumped with an almost furious energy.
Star was torn between approving of Marco taking the lead and annoyed that he took the lead while she was technically in charge. Even worse was how jealous she found herself of Janna and the pounding she was receiving. In the end she realized the point had been for Marco to learn control and he certainly seemed in control as he made Janna bounce on his cock. Just as she was about to settle in to enjoy the show Marco called out to her in between grunts of effort.
"Mistress Butterfly, would you join us for the finale?"
Star quirked an eyebrow at his request and began trying to figure how she was supposed to do that when she saw how close to the bed they were. It was at just the right height as well. She laid on her back across the width of the bed, letting her head hang over the edge. Marco closed the gap between them and Star was able to lick and suck on his balls. As she paid tender attention to his balls Marco moaned more intensely, a sound she gladly began to finger herself to.
Marco wasn't sure if it was some magic of Star's or not but the three of them soon found themselves peaking at nearly the same time. Star's climactic cry started it off and Marco swore her muffled cries reverberated up through him to the point where he could feel it in his bones. It pushed him past his limit and he grunted with each spasm of his cock, slamming into Janna in time with them.
Janna's back arched as Marco came, she could feel his cum inside her like a small perfect ball of heat. The idea of Marco's cum flooding her depths was like a firework in her head as it made her heart race. Her toes curl as she squirted, showering Star in girl ejaculate.
Before Star could marvel at the spray she was being soaked with, Marco's softening cock fell across her face and the cum-filled tip of the condom landed in her mouth. It was a curious sensation, being able to taste his bitter sweet cum through the enchanted condom but having it remain as a sphere in her mouth, almost like a lollipop.
Janna fell out of Marco's arms onto the bed besides Star, panting in a euphoric haze. Marco quickly fell onto the other side, sweaty and drained. He jerked and shivered as Star's hand blindly roamed his body until she found his hand and intertwined their fingers, prompting Marco to lift his head to look at their hands but saying nothing.
"That.Was.Awesome!" Janna said, finally breaking the quiet as she pushed herself upright, sliding off the bed fluidly in the same motion. Star and Marco watched her start to gather up her clothes and shared a look of confusion.
"Janna, what are you doing?" Star asked.
"Mission accomplished guys," Janna replied as she slid her underwear back on.
"What does that mean?" Marco asked, nervousness creeping into his voice.
"That I got what I wanted and now I'm going to stop intruding on your guys' fun," she said as she hopped about getting her boots on. She turned and made her way over to the closet, careful to hide the camera with the closet door and her body. She hurriedly disassembled the tripod and stuffed everything into her bag, shouldering it as she spun on her heel only to start in surprise as she found Star right behind her.
"Janna, you didn't- ok, you did intrude but that doesn't mean you have to go."
Janna gave Star a hug that caught the princess by surprise and whispered, "Take care of him, for both of us."
She slipped past Star before she could respond and from the door she gave them a casual salute, "I'll catch you guys later. Star, I might just take you up on more of that Mewnie friendship. And Marco, gonna do you a favor and start a rumor that you've got the biggest dick in the school. Peace!"
"Janna!" Marco shouted as he bolted to his feet but it was too late, Janna's footsteps were heard pounding down the stairs and the front door slammed a moment later.
Marco stared dumbly at his empty doorway, mouth agape as Star rejoined him on the bed.
"I... I don't understand," Marco finally said, looking to Star in utter bafflement. "I thought things would be different. Am I crazy for thinking that? That things were changing between me and Janna?"
Star was quiet at first, a small frown creasing her face as she puzzled over Janna's words. Janna clearly cared for Marco more than she had realized so why did she walk away from an opportunity like this? And asking Star to take care of him? He was her bestie, what else was she-?
In that moment Star glanced at Marco and her heart skipped a beat at the look of hurt and confusion pulling down Marco's features. She suddenly ached to take him and comfort him until he forgot all about everything but her. And somewhere in the far back of her mind there was a primal mix of anger and jealousy that another girl could evoke those feelings in him. As quickly as these tumultuous thoughts and feelings occurred they were snatched up, locked in a chest, wrapped in chains, and buried in the deepest part of her mental closet where she put the things she shouldn't or didn't want to think about.
"Maybe this is just how Janna shows she cares. It might not make sense to us but it's clear she wants to help," Star tried to sound convincing but she was struggling to fight a blush that had crept onto her cheeks as more unbidden thoughts wriggled to the forefront of her mind.
"Maybe," Marco said before his hand found Star's again.
Meanwhile on the sidewalk just down the way from the Diaz household Janna found herself watching the window to Marco's room wistfully. There were still a jumble of feelings in her head regarding Marco Diaz but she was confident that she would figure it all out and find out what the universe really had to offer her. As the moment passed, she promptly spun on her heel and began humming a recent chart-topper as she strode into the sunset.
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