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Cotton's Breakup	By : HeadHunter Category: +G through L > King of the Hill Views: 12411 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "King of the Hill" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CHAPTER 3
(Boomhauer Helps Didi)
Hank, Luanne and Didi met Jeff Boomhauer in the alley in front of the picket fence.
“So, can you help us out, Boomhauer?” Hank asked, “Didi doesn’t like anal sex and my Dad says he won’t get back together with her till she does!”
“Uncle Hank said he needed an expert in ass-fucking,” Luanne giggled, “so naturally I thought of you!”
Boomhauer thought for a moment. The lanky blonde Texas Ranger was a well known ladies’ man despite the drawling speech impediment that rendered his conversations nearly unintelligible to anyone who didn’t know him well.
“Say, Didi… ain’t never take it uppa… dang ol’… tailpipe afore?” he asked.
Hank looked over at Didi questioningly, “I didn’t even ask…” he said. “Have you ever even tried anal sex, Didi?”
“No…” Didi answered shyly. The tired-eyed blonde was very reticent and always spoke with a slow bashful tone.
“Well, dang…” Boomhauer replied, “Howya know… like ya… dang ol’ don’t like it… ain’t never tried it, yo?”
“That’s exactly what I said!” Luanne interjected, “I’ve been fucked in the ass lotsa times! I love it!”
Boomhauer nodded, “C’mon over t’my house…” he mumbled, “Me an’ Luanne gonna show ya how ta… y’know… take ‘at dang ol’ dirt road, yo!”
Luanne squealed girlishly, “Ooo! Yeah! Let’s show her how much fun ass-fucking is!”
Hank chuckled nervously, “Heh… well, you three don’t need me taggin’ along. I’m gonna go see how Peggy’s doin’ with Cotton.”
“Naw, man!” Boomhauer disagreed, “C’mon, Hank! Gotta, like, take up my… dang ol’ slack, man! Two dicks, two dang ol’ girls, man… like fuckin’ some… dang ol’ pussy an’ ass, yo!”
Hank considered for a moment, “Well, that’s a pretty convincing argument there, Boomhauer!” he smiled, “I guess I’ll come along and help you out!”
The foursome arrived at Boomhauer’s place and entered his living room.
“Make y’self comfortable!” Boomhauer muttered, stripping off his clothes. He disrobed down to his tight tiger-striped briefs and nodded to the rest of the group, “Go ‘head an’ take ya… dang ol’ clothes off, y’all.”
The girls hastily undressed and Luanne smiled at Hank, “Go ahead, Uncle Hank!” she urged, “Get naked! You can help show Didi how to ass-fuck!”
“Well, all right…” Hank agreed with a bashful grin, removing his clothing, “I guess I can join in somehow.”
Boomhauer walked over to the end table beside the couch and opened a drawer, removing a tube of anal lube. He squeezed a glob of the clear gel onto a fingertip and smiled at Luanne, “Go ‘head an’ get inna… dang ol’… like, doggy-style, man!” he said.
Luanne knelt down on all fours, giggling as she wiggled her pert little ass. Boomhauer placed the fingerful of slippery goo onto the ditzy blonde’s pink puckered anus and worked it into her tight asshole.
“C’mere, Hank!” Boomhauer motioned to Hank, “Show Didi howya… like, fuck ‘at dang ol’ asshole, man!”
Hank stroked his cock to its full six inch hardness as he took his position behind Luanne. Boomhauer went around to Luanne’s head, sliding down his tiger-print briefs to reveal his rapidly swelling cock. He slid his fist back and forth over the gnarled shaft until his massive member grew to its full steely eight inches.
“Gonna let Luanne, like… suck my dang ol’ dick…” he said, “Hank’s gon’ fuck’er inna dang ol’ ass, yo!”
Hank placed the swollen purple head of his veiny cock at the entrance to Luanne’s asshole. “Now, Didi…” he instructed the shy blonde, “Observe how I insert my cock into Luanne’s anus!”
Didi approached and knelt down, flanking Luanne’s upraised rump. She gazed curiously at Hank’s penis poised at the tightly puckered entrance to Luanne’s pink asshole.
Hank slid his cock slowly forward, his flared cock head prying open Luanne’s taut sphincter, stretching the tiny opening as his livid glans popped inside.
Luanne let out an “Ooo!” of surprise as Hank’s cock head entered her asshole. She had been lolling her tongue around the engorged head of Boomhauer’s cock and took her mouth off momentarily when her uncle’s cock popped inside.
Boomhauer grabbed the back of Luanne’s head and guided her mouth back to his cock. He pressed gently, urging the blonde minx to open her mouth wider so she could swallow down his huge cock shaft an inch at a time. Luanne relaxed her throat and breathed thru her nose, allowing the lanky stud to bury his throbbing phallus in her gullet, finally taking every last inch of Boomhauer’s cock down her throat to his shaven groin.
Hank shoved his cock deeper inside Luanne’s ass, struggling against her tightly clenching sphincter. He reared back and lunged forward with a powerful thrust, slamming his cock to the root inside his niece’s scorching rectum.
Luanne made a muffled sound around Boomhauer’s cock. Tears welled up in her eyes as the blonde-haired Ranger began humping at her face and her Uncle Hank commenced pounding her lubricated asshole.
“See that, Didi!” Hank grimaced, “Look at how smooth that slides in and out of her asshole!”
Didi couldn’t help but feel an empathetic tingle in her own anus as she watched Luanne getting her butthole royally reamed by Hank’s cock. “Well… It… does look kinda fun.” she said.
Boomhauer held Luanne’s face tightly against his naked groin. The deep-throating blonde’s face reddened as she gagged on the monstrous cock down her throat. Finally, Boomhauer released Luanne’s head and allowed her to slide her sucking lips from his cock.
Luanne pulled her head back, sloppy strings of saliva drooling from her mouth as she withdrew Boomhauer’s eight-inch phallus from her throat.
“Hey, Hank!” Boomhauer grinned, “’Bout time I broke in ‘at… dang ol’ butthole… Didi there!” he mumbled, “Shoot a good ol’ load up in Luanne’s… dang ol’ ass, yo!”
“You ready for Boomhauer’s cock, Didi?” Luanne gasped, “’Cause he’s gonna fuck you hard with it!”
“Y-yeah.” Didi stammered hesitantly, “I… I think so!” She was still a bit nervous at the idea of taking such a large cock in her ass for the first time, but she figured if she was going to go anal, she might as well go big!
Boomhauer stepped behind Didi and nudged his livid cock head against the pink pucker of Didi’s anus. He shoved forward, wedging the shy blonde’s virgin sphincter open. Didi grimaced as Boomhauer pressed hard, sliding the flared head of his penis into her ass until it popped inside.
“Get ready f‘that… dang ol’ big dick, Didi!” Boomhauer muttered, “Gon’ ream’at ol’ asshole out, tell ya whut!”
Didi braced herself for the imminent lunge of Boomhauer’s cock into her bowels. The handsome Ranger drew back, and with a sudden forceful plunge, slammed his gnarled cock to the root into Didi’s tightly clenching asshole.
“Oh my God!” Didi squealed as Boomhauer's iron-hard cock shaft burned a path thru her rectum. Boomhauer’s shaven groin smacked against Didi’s buttocks as he drove his cock deeply into her bowels. He drew his hips back and lunged forward again, setting up a regular rhythm to the vigorous ass-fuck.
Meanwhile, Hank’s frenetic fucking of Luanne’s ass was causing his cum to rise to a boil. Half a dozen more strokes and his testicles erupted, spewing a lava-like torrent of gluey semen into the blonde nymph’s constricting asshole.
“Aww, Geez, Uncle Hank!” Luanne shrieked, “Cum in my asshole! Fill my ass up with that hot cum!”
Boomhauer sped up the tempo of his brutal ass reaming, eager to catch up to his friend Hank. He gripped Didi’s asscheeks, pummeling her searing rectum with his eight-inch phallus. Finally, with a single deep lunge, Boomhauer’s balls discharged, spouting a scalding wad of gluey semen inside Didi’s sweltering colon.
“Oh, fuck!” Didi screamed, “Damn, that’s so fucking hot!”
Hank slid his spent cock from Luanne’s ass, stepping up to Didi’s face and plugging her open mouth with the bloated dripping head of his sloppy cock. He pushed his hips forward, sliding the entire length of his slimy dick into the bashful blonde’s throat.
Luanne giggled as she watched Didi deep-throat Hank’s cock, fresh from her well-fucked asshole. “Did you like your first ass-fuck?” she tittered as Boomhauer extracted his slippery dick from her rectum.
“Mm-hmm!” Didi mumbled around Hank’s cock. Hank pulled back, removing his glistening dick from her mouth so she could speak. “I loved it!” Didi moaned, “I gotta have more dick in my ass!”
“Well,” Hank replied with a grin, “Cotton would love to fuck that rump, anytime you want!”
“Oh, I definitely want to!” Didi grinned, “Let’s go see Cotton right away!”
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